NationStates Jolt Archive

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

At the behest of the Fleet we will be selling all of our older bombers.

This means that we will sell 100 TU-22M "Backfire" and 50 TU-95 "Bear".

Aircraft will go to highest bidder.

Starting at 50 million for all the aircraft.

65 million.

66 million.

66 million and 1 cent

67.

120 million

125.

130,000,000

132 million.

132 million and five cents.

150 million.

175 million

180

1 Billion dollars.

2 billion

4 Billion.

20 billion dollars.

55,555,555,555.55 :cool:

60 Billion

66,666,666,666 dollars and 66 cents.

70 Billion.

Bah, 80 billion

85 Billion.

99,999,999,999 dollars and 99 cents.

100 billion

105 Billion.

110 billion dollars.

120 Billion.

OOC: Whoa, from 60 million to 120 billion....alot of money for a bunch of Tu's.

130 billion dollars.

OOC: The sad part is, I think I could produce more of them in a NS year for less that buying these. Oh well...

IC: 150 Billion.

OOC: Heh. A bidding war. I wonder how long we can keep this up?

IC: 160 billion dollars.

OOC: Are you guys serious?

I mean, serious?

Last time they bid this much they bailed out on me!

OOC: I've got plenty of money to flaunt!

IC: 180 Billion.

OOC: I've got plenty of money to flaunt!

IC: 180 Billion.

OOC: Ditto.

IC: 200 billion dollars.

250 Billion.

OOC: Wow that is over 1 Billion per aircraft.

260 billion dollars.

Take them, we don't want them.

Take them, we don't want them.

Very well.

I'll wait for Ratheia's response so I can wire the money and such.

Very well.

I'll wait for Ratheia's response so I can wire the money and such.

Done.

However, so as not to cause you any ridiculous financial burden, we will charge you a mere 235 Billion for the lot.

Aircraft will be in the air as soon as you wire the money.

Done.

However, so as not to cause you any ridiculous financial burden, we will charge you a mere 235 Billion for the lot.

Aircraft will be in the air as soon as you wire the money.

Transmission to Ratheia:

Thank you for the sale of these fine aircraft. I shall thereby wire the $235 billion to your nation, along with an additional $5 billion as a tip.

I will put these jets to good use, and it was a pleasure participating in an auction with you.

I have taken note that our nations do not share embassies and know little about each other. I would very much like to rectify this if you are willing.

Live well and prosper,
President Rand Veristek

Transmission to Ratheia:

Thank you for the sale of these fine aircraft. I shall thereby wire the $235 billion to your nation, along with an additional $5 billion as a tip.

I will put these jets to good use, and it was a pleasure participating in an auction with you.

I have taken note that our nations do not share embassies and know little about each other. I would very much like to rectify this if you are willing.

Live well and prosper,
President Rand Veristek

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

The aircraft are in the air and headed to your country as we speak. We have also added a small surprise to your order.

As for the embassies, well, we would gladly and with open arms allow you to build and embassy in our nation. As soon as possible would be nice.

Rectifying this may perhaps be done in a proper manner by a summit meeting?

Official Sharina Reply:

I am setting aside several acres of land on our Embassy Isle for your personnel to construct an embassy to your own specifications.

A summit meeting sounds like an wonderful idea. I suggest we send several department heads to the meeting to cover economy, cultural, and politics.

Does this meet with your approval?

Live well and prosper,
President Rand Veristek

Official Sharina Reply:

I am setting aside several acres of land on our Embassy Isle for your personnel to construct an embassy to your own specifications.

A summit meeting sounds like an wonderful idea. I suggest we send several department heads to the meeting to cover economy, cultural, and politics.

Does this meet with your approval?

Live well and prosper,
President Rand Veristek

Excellent. Five acres have already been set aside for your embassy.

The metting will however, have to be postponed. We are in a small conflict with the nation of Belka over their genocide of Communists.

We approve however, and apologzie that we must postpone this meeting.

President Zaitsev

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

The aircraft are in the air and headed to your country as we speak. We have also added a small surprise to your order.

As for the embassies, well, we would gladly and with open arms allow you to build and embassy in our nation. As soon as possible would be nice.

Rectifying this may perhaps be done in a proper manner by a summit meeting?

Two......hundred......and.....35.....billion......urk! *goes into shock*

Congratulations, you just payed an amount of money that could have bought you a near equivilent number of B-2's, or over 500 B-52's.