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Satchmo lumbered onto a massive wooden podium with ten wooden poles that had nooses. There were ten atheists, nude as newborn babies and more frightened than women at the sight of spiders. Satchmo, wearing nothing but a white loincloth and a black executioner's mask, walked over to the atheists, who were bound to the poles so as to avoid their escaping. "Christ died for you sorry pieces of s***," he said with ill-concealed contempt, and spat in each of their faces. "Now, your ingratitude will pay you dearly. Jim, gimme the buckets."
Jim, a man who stood exactly two feet tall- not a billionth of a millimeter taller, nor a billionth of a millimeter shorter- weighed 75 lbs. (and a few ounces), and had an artist's beret concealing his eyes, a large pink nose, short stout arms and legs, and huge hands and feet, ran over carrying two buckets, one filled with hot tar and the other with chicken feathers. He handed them to Satchmo.
"Thanks, bubba," Satchmo said, and kicked Jim in the groin. Jim, doubled over and moaning, winced in pain and weakly walked away.
Satchmo took a paint brush, and began carefully painting each atheist, as delicately and meticulously as if he were creating a masterpiece. Once they were all doused in tar and screeching like hungry babies, he dumped feathers onto each of them. They now looked like a bunch of overgrown chickens.
Because of that, Satchmo opened up a giant kennel filled with rabid foxes, and let them loose on the atheists. They were a bit too crispy, but the foxes seemed to like 'em.

(OOC:What about the Jews, Wiccans, Muslims, Shintoists, and all the other religions? Also, I thought you were disappearing..what happened!?)

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Atheists, well Agnostics, arn't neccesarily bad. I am a Agnostic, but I believe in God and Jesus and that Jesus is my Lord and Savior. But I just don't really go to church, so I consider my self a Agnostic, one without a religion.

The Prophet Jesus nor would Moses or Muhammad would like whta you're doing. Jesus, although only a prophet, did die for our sins and commiting a sin like this would be disgracing his sacrifice to Allah.

"Amen Brother! We applaud you for fighting the modern heretic that calls itself the 'atheist.' Finally, somebody with courage to stand up for what they believe in. Finally, someone who will damn political correctness and do what is right!"

Grigori Batov
Archbishop Of Harbin
Russian Orthodox Church of Upper Xen
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"*Sigh*.......We do not support the statement of Mr. Batov. Though Atheists can be fervent to the point of annoyance in their own right, they are sentient beings too. He is his own man.....and he does not speak for the Xenizen population at large, which on the whole is tolerant of nonbelievers (which are a minority anyway-less than 4% of our population)."

Gordon Lew
President
Rep. Of Upper Xen

(OOC: Pyschotika, not to sound mean possibly, but I'd say you're wrong...atleast in my opinion. Due to believing in God and holding Jesus as your savior I'd say you're Chirstian, that you do have a religion. You don't have to go to church to be a Christian, don't have to go simply to speak to and/or worship God.

A true agnostic doesn't have any leaning due to trully not knowing, such as a highly intelligent friend of mine by the name of Jackson. He's agnostic due to arguments supporting both, thus causing uncertainty either way.)

OOC: oh how lovely

The People's Republic of Ronius Vigilantes condemns this barbaric opression of freedom of speech, and the even more barbaric display of torturing those who differ from you. If I wasn't a cool-minded pacifist I would declare war.

Haha... that's great. It isn't genocide or anything, so we can laugh.

( Well, truthfully, I say I am Agnostic cuz I do not know what I want to be. I was baptised Lutheran, I havn't really admitted Jesus is my Lord and Savior, though my friend had me say it once. I dunno...lol...>_> )

OOC: RB, you really are a conundrum. One moment, nice, reasonable, moderate and intelligent; the next, a violent, fundamentalistic, semi-Nazi git! I just hope it's all IC.

(OOC: J.L. had nothing to do with this, though.)

((I think RB is being a bit of a hipocrit right now^^
I'm going to call him Root Beer from now on and there's nothing you can do about it.))

OOC: RB, you really are a conundrum. One moment, nice, reasonable, moderate and intelligent; the next, a violent, fundamentalistic, semi-Nazi git! I just hope it's all IC.

Not to worry, it's 100% IC.

((I think RB is being a bit of a hipocrit right now^^
I'm going to call him Root Beer from now on and there's nothing you can do about it.))

I love root beer. Thanks for the compliment. :):):):):):)

OOC: Neato. What kind?

good work scum like that should be humiliated and killed just like you have done.

It is most definitely genocide! Genocide is the murder of a group of people based on race or religion. He (RB) tortures and kills these people because they are Aetheists. Being an aetheist doesn't mean that you hate those who do believe in god. Aetheism is smart. Please, if you can, prove to me that God exists. Or that Christ died for our sins. Prove it. Actually, don't even bother. You can't prove it. God is a figment of some warped imagination that has been passed on through the generations by those too weak to accept the truth!

OOC:

I really am an aetheist, but I have nothing against those who believe in god. Their choice. He may well exist, but I just haven't seen proof yet. To each, his own.

(Notice the lack of love from RB as he ignores my wondering about him being back.

And Pysch, that does change things. Though if you do still believe in some sort of deity I'd say you're more spiritualistic, no true label/category/sect/etc. If simply completely unsure about the whole mess then I'd deffinetly say Agnostic.)

OOC: The thing is about religion, is we don't NEED proof, although we'd like to have it. All we need is faith in God/Yaweh/Allah or whatever you call him/her. Also, take note he was just torturing the poor souls, not killing them.

(Notice the lack of love from RB as he ignores my wondering about him being back.

And Pysch, that does change things. Though if you do still believe in some sort of deity I'd say you're more spiritualistic, no true label/category/sect/etc. If simply completely unsure about the whole mess then I'd deffinetly say Agnostic.)

( How about this.

Yes I believe in a God, Jesus, Heaven, Hell, Satan..etc...I was Baptised Lutheran, I'd probably choose Lutheran later on in my life, but right now I am just ' undecided '. And Atheist and Agnostic are different? Or the same? My knowledge will Religion kinda sux )

(Notice the lack of love from RB as he ignores my wondering about him being back.

And Pysch, that does change things. Though if you do still believe in some sort of deity I'd say you're more spiritualistic, no true label/category/sect/etc. If simply completely unsure about the whole mess then I'd deffinetly say Agnostic.)

(OOC: Sorry, had to take a piss. I'm back.)

Thanks, NSR. :) I love you!!! (Begins making loud kissing sounds) J/k

Seriously, thanks. I'll explain why I almost left in a TG, if you want. It's too personal to post here.

OOC: The thing is about religion, is we don't NEED proof, although we'd like to have it. All we need is faith in God/Yaweh/Allah or whatever you call him/her. Also, take note he was just torturing the poor souls, not killing them.

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Take note:

He fed them to ravage foxxes.

Thats killing them, you don't necessarily need to plant a bullet in every Atheist's head to have it called Genocide, having them killed in anyway or form is still Genocide. It isn't a mass killing in this display, but it is a killing of a group. Not a intense form of Genocide, but acts..small acts of it.

It is most definitely genocide! Genocide is the murder of a group of people based on race or religion. He (RB) tortures and kills these people because they are Aetheists. Being an aetheist doesn't mean that you hate those who do believe in god. Aetheism is smart. Please, if you can, prove to me that God exists. Or that Christ died for our sins. Prove it. Actually, don't even bother. You can't prove it. God is a figment of some warped imagination that has been passed on through the generations by those too weak to accept the truth!

OOC:

I really am an aetheist, but I have nothing against those who believe in god. Their choice. He may well exist, but I just haven't seen proof yet. To each, his own.

Two men committed the genocide. Two men unaffiliated with the government.

Two men committed the genocide. Two men unaffiliated with the government.

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Yes, but if your Government stands idly watching, and somewhat supporting it....it is still a act of Genocide. Doesn't have to be a act by the Government to be called Genocide. Its still a group of ppl mass murdering another group, even if the masses are small.

Well, if your Government is in a don't care or supportive situation about this, then this could cause diplo problems with some ppl who are really hardcore about this.

Official Government Statement

Satchmo and Jimmy, cut this shit out. NOW.

-Generalissimo J.L.

(Satisfied? :D)

Official Government Statement

Satchmo and Jimmy, cut this shit out. NOW.

-Generalissimo J.L.

(Satisfied? :D)

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Funny to see a Professional Government sayingn that.....lol

The title says "IN honor of Christmas, RB will tar and feather atheists. If it was unaffiliated with the government then a title like "Anti-Atheist acts in RB" would explain your point better. Also, it's not like the government said "We do not condone this" or something of that manner. They just said "stop". I admit, stop is better than nothing, but still, it's not like you arrested them.

And to Green Sun:

I know you don't need proof. That's just my nation's usual rant about God. The nation is strongly atheist. You can believe in god/allah/adonai/Yaweh (or whatever you choose to call him/her/it) if you want, and if you wish to continue doing so, I will not oppose you. But my nation will.

Official Government Statement

Satchmo and Jimmy, cut this shit out. NOW.

-Generalissimo J.L.

(Satisfied? :D)

OOC: Now immagine if Bush and Blair said THAT to Ossma and Suddam! :) (Just try and picture Tony Blair saying that!)

(OOC: You're deffinetly Christian for believing in those things then, just unsure of what your own beliefs are [stating obvious.. >_>]. Atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any sort of deity or something of the sort. No God, Allah, grand spiritual force, etc. Agnostics as I've already said simply don't know what to believe in the sense of everything, unsure of there being a deity or nothing.

I was more jokin' with ya. I know you love me. Explaining is up to you, if you feel like it. I'm curious...considering one day we need to gain ties once more [seeing as that damned ball never went through].)

(OOC: Serious post now)

To: Satchmo and Jimmy
From: Generalissimo J.L.

Your purported defense of Christianity is nothing more than an abominable perversion disguised as a religious act. Murder is inexcusable, especially when directed at individuals merely for having a belief that contrasts with your own. You repulsive bastards sicken me. I hope you enjoy rotting in a prison cell for the rest of your sorry lives.

(OOC: You're deffinetly Christian for believing in those things then, just unsure of what your own beliefs are [stating obvious.. >_>]. Atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any sort of deity or something of the sort. No God, Allah, grand spiritual force, etc. Agnostics as I've already said simply don't know what to believe in the sense of everything, unsure of there being a deity or nothing.

I was more jokin' with ya. I know you love me. Explaining is up to you, if you feel like it. I'm curious...considering one day we need to gain ties once more [seeing as that damned ball never went through].)


( Yea I'd like to say I am Christian because I do heavily believe in those things. All in all I guess I am a Agnostic leaning twards Christianity )

That would be funny Reich. I could imagine it.

Official Whitehouse Press Release- 9/12/01

President Bush said today in response to the attacks on the World Trade Center:

Osama, cut that shit out. Seriously. That was just mean. If you don't stop, I might have to send some fellas up there to give you a bitch slappin'.

Meanwhile, many call for military attacks on Afghanistan, where the attacks may have been planned...

That would be funny.

IC:

To RB:

I appreciate your swift response to these barbarians. Genocide should not be tolerated.

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Take note:

He fed them to ravage foxxes.

Oh...Sorry, I didn't see that part.

That would be funny Reich. I could imagine it.

Official Whitehouse Press Release- 9/12/01

President Bush said today in response to the attacks on the World Trade Center:

Osama, cut that shit out. Seriously. That was just mean. If you don't stop, I might have to send some fellas up there to give you a bitch slappin'.

Meanwhile, many call for military attacks on Afghanistan, where the attacks may have been planned...

That would be funny.

OOC:

I can't help but post this: LOL! :)

Official Government Statement

Satchmo and Jimmy have been convicted of first-degree murder, and will serve 75 years in prison. There, they will be tortured by being forced to watch Barney videos.

(OOC: I'd say you could easily call yourself Christian. If you do indeed heavily believe in the Christian teachings then you're Christian, just slightly unsure about certain parts. But tis me.

And XD to the Whitehouse Press Release.)

(OOC: I'd say you could easily call yourself Christian. If you do indeed heavily believe in the Christian teachings then you're Christian, just slightly unsure about certain parts. But tis me.

And XD to the Whitehouse Press Release.)

( x2

Anywasy, I don't know much teachings. I always thought that if you believe in those things, your set. And if you have a good heart, which I generally do but for the past couple of years I've been depressed..heavily..but if you have a good heart too, I also think thats a good thing.

Hmm, well this is actually quite nice to talk about. )

OOC: Neato. What kind?

A&W, Mug, Barq's...

(starts drooling)

((OOC: Why is RB the man?))

Official Imperial Statement

Gah! The crispy chicken people have risen again to seek their vengeance! Damn you KFC for provoking their wrath! Oh the humanity!

OOC: My response would be, and guess where I got the phrase and idea from:
:upyours: Oi!
To Bin Laden.

((OOC: Why is RB the man?))

Official Imperial Statement

Gah! The crispy chicken people have risen again to seek their vengeance! Damn you KFC for provoking their wrath! Oh the humanity!

(OOC: Lol!!! :D)

((Take note that's thier OFFICIAL statement. So that's IC.))

Why is Louis Armstrong tarring and feathering atheists?

Why is Louis Armstrong tarring and feathering atheists?

Lol, it's not him, it's a different guy named Satchmo. ;)

Pizza Hut Shall Rise And Save The Day From Kfc!!

Why is Louis Armstrong tarring and feathering atheists?

and feeding them to foxxes

I think this is pretty funny.

I say..The Dictatorship of KFC is quite indubiously evil. The United Kingdom of Dark Beer should ally the United States of Pizza Hut and take down this Dictatorship!

OOC My poor impression of a British accent lol

(OOC: My thoughts are that the deity above, regardless of if you call him or even awknowledge his existence, cares more about what you do, how you live, and as you do - your heart. Then again this coming partly due to all religions having basically the same ke bits - treat others well and whatnot.

To the being depressed...I know how that is. I also think one being depressed doesn't nessicarily mean one has a bad heart like I'm thinking you mean.

Poor RB and our taking over his thread slightly. And poor me for needing to do an essay due tommorrow yet not having a bit done.)

(OOC: My thoughts are that the deity above, regardless of if you call him or even awknowledge his existence, cares more about what you do, how you live, and as you do - your heart. Then again this coming partly due to all religions having basically the same ke bits - treat others well and whatnot.

To the being depressed...I know how that is. I also think one being depressed doesn't nessicarily mean one has a bad heart like I'm thinking you mean.

Poor RB and our taking over his thread slightly. And poor me for needing to do an essay due tommorrow yet not having a bit done.)


OOC: No I just added depressed in there. See this is me:

I treat others good and try to make them happy, but I don't help my self at all which causes my depression to worsen. It starts with being mistreated by ppl at school as in being made fun of and beat up. So I have shared that experience, heavily, and so I try to make others feel good about them selfs and what not. And I am also depressed from parents divorcing and continuously fighting, and some other things as well.

(UPDATE: Satchmo and Jimmy have escaped from jail!!!!!!!!)

I say..The Dictatorship of KFC is quite indubiously evil. The United Kingdom of Dark Beer should ally the United States of Pizza Hut and take down this Dictatorship!

OOC My poor impression of a British accent lol
*Hands you an eyeglass, a top hat, and a cup of tea*

(OOC: I'd suggest taking time for yourself. Everyone needs it. I've witnessed what it can do so..yub. My suggestion is more of being a lil careful but also simply living more..doing what you wish more. Course these are obvious things but..yub.

Course divorces can be fun...though I was 4 when my parents split. Though I also know the experiences of being fun.)

( Meh, I'm getting over it. And when ever I want to help my self, I can't think of what to do for my self )

It is most definitely genocide! Genocide is the murder of a group of people based on race or religion. He (RB) tortures and kills these people because they are Aetheists. Being an aetheist doesn't mean that you hate those who do believe in god. Aetheism is smart. Please, if you can, prove to me that God exists. Or that Christ died for our sins. Prove it. Actually, don't even bother. You can't prove it. God is a figment of some warped imagination that has been passed on through the generations by those too weak to accept the truth!

OOC:

I really am an aetheist, but I have nothing against those who believe in god. Their choice. He may well exist, but I just haven't seen proof yet. To each, his own.

Posts like this make me enjoy the tarring even more... I get a little peeved when pompous atheists start bragging about how their faith, or lack thereof, is smarter.

(OOC: Simply live, comrade. Simply live.)

OOC: My Nation should condemn this, but I'm too busy laughing at the thought of 10 athiests being tarred and feathered in God's name and in celebration of Christmas.

(OOC: Simply live, comrade. Simply live.)

Good idea. You want some popcorn? *munches and waits to see if anyone else gets tarred*

(OOC: Sure...

*snags a bag as he wonders the chances of a Christian getting tarred and feathered*)

Official Chellian Statement:

As long as no Antitheists were killed.