NationStates Jolt Archive

Official Statement from The Oceanic Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

It's that time again. It's that time where kids ask for expensive toys and mothers lie to their children that Santa Claus exists. As I am writing this, other nations have given a "Happy Holidays" to the world. Well I say, Merry Christmas! Merry Frikin Christmas! You're a Muslim or Jew?! Too bad! Because we rule you! All of you! Christmas is the best, yeah! Just kidding. Anyway, we don't believe in Santa Claus, we have Welfare! Okay, I will end this with a joke. A Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim leaves because of discrimination and the Jew leaves because he's stingy. Happy Holidays bitches! This doesn't reflect my true views of the religions. Damn Foreign Ministry doesn't let me have fun.
Sergei Ilyanov
President of The Island of Rose (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
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Up ye go.

Respone to statement, Nero Trotsky Emporer of the Empire of Nerotika.:

Christmas rules j00 all....free gifts lol...of cource jew's get 7 days right...damn lol. Well merry FUCKEN chirstmas to you as well. My present is a giant bomb on your capital have fun wit it...BTW im kidding im not gunna bomb your capital that would be mean...im bombimg the city closes to the capital....

Nero Trotsky, Emporer of Nerotika

P.S.: :p Im behind you... :mp5:

Merry Frikin' Christmas...Now where have I heard that.. Oh yea:

....Merry Frikin' Christmas
Steinbrenner's really pissed...

What can I say..I live in Boston.

"And a Merry Freakin' Christmas to you too. What is your issue with a holiday that besides commemorating the birth of a historical figure of great religious significance (especially to us Christians), emphasizes peace on earth and gets people to start caring about each other once in a great while? This holiday has attained a message greater than its original religious meaning-it is a unifier and a day where people are actually happy and not actively killing each other for sneakers and food. So, we urge you, shut up and keep this heresy to yourself, Foreign Minister!"


Grigori Batov
Archbishop Of Harbin
Russian Orthodox Church of Upper Xen
Rev. Jonathan Han
Chairman, Xenizen Baptist Convention
Mon. Hojo Tsunemori
Archbishop of Tokyo
Roman Catholic Church of Upper Xen

OOC: I'm not like that in RL....but keep it down a little, will ya? You're getting quite annoying.....

Happy Chrismahanuqwnzakuh to you!

Happy Chrismahanuqwnzakuh to you!

OOC: lol

That says a lot about how paranoid about PC'ness we've become.....thank you Virgin Mobile.

OOC: I'm not like that in RL....but keep it down a little, will ya? You're getting quite annoying.....

((OOC: If I'm getting quite annoying, stop reading my threads, I am not forcing you :P. Just trying to loosen II from all da wars.))

Official Statement from The Oceanic Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Hey, under Amendment 1 Section 1 I have the right to complain as much as I want. So I win.
President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose

OOC: Marry Frikin' Christmas, reminds me of Family Guy.

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

-Generalissimo J.L.

((OOC: If I'm getting quite annoying, stop reading my threads, I am not forcing you :P. Just trying to loosen II from all da wars.))

Official Statement from The Oceanic Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Hey, under Amendment 1 Section 1 I have the right to complain as much as I want. So I win.
President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose


OOC: Easy there.....don't take it personally. I may be just cinfusing OOC and IC here.

IC:

"Whatever, dude."

Grigori Batov
Archbishop Of Harbin
Russian Orthodox Church of Upper Xen
Rev. Jonathan Han
Chairman, Xenizen Baptist Convention
Mon. Hojo Tsunemori
Archbishop of Tokyo
Roman Catholic Church of Upper Xen

Virgin Mobile Rules!

OOC: Ah yes, Christmahanukwanzakah is a good thing.....the song gets stuck in my head often.

lol.

OOC: Easy there.....don't take it personally. I may be just cinfusing OOC and IC here.

((OOC: Well if I ever do get annoying do tell ;) Most people know that TIoR is the most informal nation in the world. No harm done :D))

Official Diplomatic Department Statement

As a sign of Doomingsland's devotion to Christmas, we will now be increasing our exports of cheap weapons to all of the nations of the world. AK47s for everyone!!!

I completely agree. Happy Friggin' Christmas. Why put up with this stupid PC crap just to avoid affending non-Christians? Shit, Kwanzaa isn't even a real holiday, anyway.

-Alec Mannerheim

OOC: Indeed, TIoR....I did notice that comedian thread. Intriguing concept.

Didn't the Island of Rose try to buy out the Committee of Vigilance a while back? Just asking...it is still not for sale.

OOC: And may god smite us, everyone. ^_^

Didn't the Island of Rose try to buy out the Committee of Vigilance a while back? Just asking...it is still not for sale.

((OOC: Yep.))

I completely agree. Happy Friggin' Christmas. Why put up with this stupid PC crap just to avoid affending non-Christians? Shit, Kwanzaa isn't even a real holiday, anyway.

-Alec Mannerheim

"Amen, brother! Merry Christmas indeed!"

Grigori Batov
Archbishop Of Harbin
Russian Orthodox Church of Upper Xen

I completely agree. Happy Friggin' Christmas. Why put up with this stupid PC crap just to avoid affending non-Christians? Shit, Kwanzaa isn't even a real holiday, anyway.

-Alec Mannerheim

Hear! Hear! My friend Alec. What the fuck is up with Kwanzaa anyway. It was made up. I am Jewish but who cares.

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver