Telegram to Psov and her Allies
Helvitia
16-12-2004, 02:56
the Emporer has sent the following telegram to the Armed Republic of Psov and her allys.
[i]Helvitia will go to war with your nations if you do not immediately allow our troops to begin occupation of your countries. Your stuck up countries need to be taught a lesson. Too long have you felt high and mighty, we will teach you all to be part New World Order[i]
The Emporer intends to send the Following troops
10,000,000 Soldiers
2,000,000 Canons
1,000,000 Tanks
500 Planes
100 Bombers
If Psov refuses, we will send these missles at their capitol
1,000,000 IBCM's
Helvitia
16-12-2004, 03:04
We would appreciate any allies
Please tell me why you are doing this?
ONE MILLION ICBM'S?!?! Ignore right here and now.
No, no, I want to see this nations reason before I can ignore, it seems odd to have such offset numbers indeed.
Helvitia
16-12-2004, 03:11
They are arroggant and have invaded me in the past
The Island of Rose
16-12-2004, 03:12
Official Statement from The Oceanic Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:
You attacked Psov, we attacked you. That simple. Now please leave Psov alone. You cannot possibly do anything against Psov, the Commonwealth, and the rest of her allies.
Alexander Roska
Rosian Minister of Defense (http://www.calguard.ca.gov/ia/kuzmuk.gif)
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Sad reason, revenge is never a good reason.
Oh, well, I guess I am inclined to ignore you anyway.
Red Tide2
16-12-2004, 03:17
1 million ICBMs is economically impossible.
Helvitia
16-12-2004, 03:20
See! This Is The Arrogance I Speak Of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Island of Rose
16-12-2004, 03:22
See! This Is The Arrogance I Speak Of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((OOC: Look man, you lost. Psov doesn't care about you anymore okay? Get it over with and move on.))
Helvitia
16-12-2004, 03:24
The Emporer will not kill any of Psovian;s citizens if Psov Surrenders
OOC: 1 million ICBM's!?
Yeah, I got that too. Right next to my Invincible Ship and my Kill-Everything-In-One-Hit Gun.
DontPissUsOff
16-12-2004, 03:26
Attacking Psov will result in one of the most rapid, unnecessaryily unpleasant and deadly demolitions ever meted out to any nation on earth. Shove off, before I shove you off a cliff.
Ready, Steady, *Fires Ignore Canon at Helvitia*
Attacking Psov will result in one of the most rapid, unnecessaryily unpleasant and deadly demolitions ever meted out to any nation on earth. Shove off, before I shove you off a cliff.
Ditto...
NO!! WAIT!!!
I say, let him attack! This is what will happen:
1) He decides to fire all 1 million ICBMs
2) They all go off at the same time
3) The force that's being pushed off of the ground is enough to sink his whole island.
4) Just because they can, the million engines catch the water on fire.
5) Psov fired his ignore cannon, which has +1,000,000 against Rediculous Numbers of ICBM's, all the ICBM's engines die. Or, if you don't believe that, then the water getting into the engines prompted their nation's entire Trout population to jam themselves into the fuel valves.
6) The ICBM's fall down onto Helvitia
7) The world is destroyed by 1-FRICKEN-MILLION ICBM'S!!!!
Come on! It'll be funny!
Oh...poopy. You never let me have any fun. :_:
Oh...poopy. You never let me have any fun. :_:
Don't listen to them, Goa my man, there just all middle class white kids, every one of them.
Your the real brains behind this operation.
Don't listen to them, Goa my man, there just all middle class white kids, every one of them.
Your the real brains behind this operation.
Actually i'm a rich kid..
Oh damnit there i go again
Actually i'm a rich kid..
Oh damnit there i go again
Oh! Wonderful! The Rich kids again! You won't let me drive your Mercedes Benzes, and you won't let me eat at your "Fancy Restaurants" with my Dukes of Hazzard shirt, and now you won't let me destroy the world!?
I don't need that *#@$.
England and Ireland
16-12-2004, 03:53
Emperor of Helvitia,
Are you braindead! Thats the most insane, psycopathic idea i've ever heard! If you had the smallest shread of common sense you would realize your launching yourself into a war you can't win, and with such incredibly unrealistic numbers shows that you are obviously an idiot without any military strategy in your entire whacked mine.
With pity,
Prime Minister Wunderlich