NationStates Jolt Archive

It is my sad duty to inform you all that the High Priest of Farmina and the Grey Catholic Church of God has been murdered at the age of 162. The murders are known to us, The Blood Thirsty Republic of Crazed Marines. This assignation, dare it be said, brutal murder was unwarranted, illegal and immoral. The elected councils of Farmina have already made an official condemnation and charges have been drawn up against the entire Crazed Marines government. In their attack on the High Priest the Golden Abbey and all of Abbey town was obliterated and only by the brave work of the Farminan army were casualties kept to a minimum. A state funeral is being planned for the Third High Priest of Farmina and a successor is apparent and his coronation is being planned. International dignitaries are welcome. We call upon all nations to condemn this cowardly criminal attack, to show Crazed Marines they will not go unpunished.

God bless Farmina
-Office of Grand Chancellor Vernis

Ha! We laugh at the death of the bourgeouse religious fiends. Their demise only strengthens the international anti-capitalist scheme.
Comrade Josef Dorsal

Catholics all over Hogsweat are mourning the loss of a religious leader, but only a few are rioting. Riots were easily dispersed, however.

"The Pallawish Nation is happy to see the death of such a religious fanatic. There has only been one small riot that took place over this death in the capital of Pallawish that was easily broken up. You should all follow the Anglican Church as it is your true calling! Not the corrupt way of The Catholics!!!"

- Spoken By Pallawish Church Leader, Captain Proudmoore.

The Grey Catholic Church notes that every Communist has been reserved a spot in hell.

Furthermore the Grey Catholic Church thanks all those, nationally and internationally, who have shown support for our late High Priest. Such protests must continue, no matter the cost.

-Cardinal Rice
Acting Head of the Grey Catholic Church of God

No protests or riots have broken in Dumpsterdam, however, in this time of war a minute of silence was taken into account by sailors, factory workers, militia members, military personal and refugees abroad.

Our condolances to the people of Farmina, we will resist the bastards of Crazed Marines to our last breath even if we surrenderd to the might of the coalition against us.

Elizabeth Lane,
Imperial Councillor,
Minister of Internal affairs.

"As always the Rotovian Government is sadened by the death of of a foreign head of state, though our governments did not always see eye-to-eye, this will not hinder our sadness for you people's loss"

Senator Charles Wheeler
Minister for Foreign Affairs

"Rest assured a special place in hell is reserved for your perverse and sinful leader, who would so blaspheme the name of God as to use it in justification for acts most un-pius"

Pope Joan II
Head of the Rotovian Catholic Church of St Peter

"The passing of a human life is always sad... and none more so than when one passes into the clutches of Hades..."

Cardinal Andrew Samuel
Rotovian Liberal Catholic Church

We of Farmina, and the Grey Catholic Church of God, thank the governments of Rotovia and Dumpsterdam for their condolences in these difficult times.

A warning to Christian churches, you think yourselves more rightoues than us, but we never declared you would all go to hell; even if you do so little in God’s name.

-Office of Cardinal Rice
Acting Head of Grey Catholic Church of God.

Although our government is Protestant communism, we condemn the brutal ending of a human life. Although misguided, the Farminian leader surely had good intentions, and we regret that we were not able to get to know the man. Our condolences to the Farminian people.

If needed, we will help rid the world of these murderers and enemies of the Church.

David Thompson
Minister of Foreign Affairs

All of Bahbland sends their condolences to the Farminian people.

Roach-Busters sends its deepest condolences to the people of Farmina. We pray that the culprit who murdered their leader dies a slow and agonizing death.

The Grey Catholic Church notes that every Communist has been reserved a spot in hell.

"Why thank you for that lovely observation. Although it is a sad event that your head of state was murdered, any comments on the post-mortem destination of people your state finds personally undesirable should be kept to a minimum."- The Great Leader Li.

We thank all nations offering support to our grieving nation.

Perhaps an invasion of the murdering nation Crazed Marines is appropiate.

We thank all nations offering support to our grieving nation.

Perhaps an invasion of the murdering nation Crazed Marines is appropiate.

Perhaps me crushing your borgiouse state is appropriate.