NationStates Jolt Archive

Attention Nations of the world

I the Chief Medical Officer of Starfleet Medical do here by declare open war on the continent of Spam!

Their psycotic ideals are a threat to the nations of the world.

So Join me in clensing the planet of their unwanted ideals and their unhealthy fixation with SPAM

Signed
Chief Medical Officer
Starfleet Medical
Marshman Territories

***OFFICIAL RESPONCE***

We condemn the acts of Starfleet Medical. The reason that you have stated for this declaration of war is not one that will go well with the international community. We have seen no proof of any of your claims. If any invasion is made upon the Continent of Spam we will defend that entire area with our armed forces. If you fire upon our military at all, it will be concidered an act of war upon the Empire. You have been warned.

"Mr. Starfleet Medical, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

that is a great movie and a great line only how long did it take u to memorize it? lol

Official Tandu Govornment Response:
RAWR! WE ARE FACE YOUR EAT!

"Mr. Starfleet Medical, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Haha...nicely done. I forgot what movie this was from...but I remember the line really well.

OOC: Its from Adam Sandlers "Billy Madison" movie, its the part where the princepal says it to him after his puppy dog answer. And I had it saved to my comp alog with other famous movie quotes.

Starfleet is working with the full cooperation of the nations of the Marshman Territories. And I will remove the Continent of Spams black mark from the world even if it means my entire nation!

This is for the record:

"Starfleet will never back down!"

Starfleet is working with the full cooperation of the nations of the Marshman Territories. And I will remove the Continent of Spams black mark from the world even if it means my entire nation!

This is for the record:

"Starfleet will never back down!"

Oh yes you will.

If you had not declared war immediately Starfleet medical or at least explained the reasons in more detail for invading Spam then we may have joined you. But as you have just said "psychotic ideals" and not explained what *psychotic ideals* they practise we will ally with Spam or stay neutural in this situation depending on how events follow.

Xilore-Nim, Emperor of NimTheScout

Sounds like he's just bored.

To: Starfleet Medical
From: Emporer Shaz Bot

We require REASONS. Not accusations. Until you can provide proof of the trechery that this nation has done, we will fight on their side. Provide us with proof and we will reconcider.




OOC: Proof can be Images, text from another thread (Please provide link), or an official responce from them.

"I Emperor Shadaum IV have mobilized my 3rd Fleet. If you make any moves against the sovereign nation of Spam we will intervene and destroy whatever pathetic army you have. My 10th Legion will make landings in your country at the same time. So unless you show proof within 48 hours I suggest you make another public anouncement with an apology to Spam and to the international community for wasting our time on you.'

OOC: His country is too new for someone to be stupid enough to already be declaring war. My gut tells me he might be a puppet.

Posted By Starfleet Medical:
Starfleet is working with the full cooperation of the nations of the Marshman Territories.

Quite fishy if you ask me. I defer to the other nations present in this thread to make a judgment.

the metria warrors of neo sephrioth will deffend spam.

To: Starfleet Medical
From: P3X1299 Foreign Office

Don't you doctors have some kind of oath against doing harm?

Sincerely,
Jack O'Malley
P3X1299 Secretary of State

OOC: *sighs*

Offical Shadow Response:

Viva la Spam...

In the interest of Peace, the Star Republic of Anagonia shall forcefully remove your decleration by an Invasion of your Sovreignty. If you shall not back down, we shall invade and obliterate what armed forces you have, and claim a stronghold on Earth for future relations and actions. At which time you accept to stand down, this warning shall be halted. However, if at any time you deny us, deny any warning, you WILL be obliterated.

Thank You.

"The Thrashian delegate concurs with the soveriegn nation of Anagonia. Our joint forces will, without a doubt, invade and destroy you. You have 24 hours left in our previous ultimatum."

a message from comander dante to starfleet medical you dare to incure a magi filled nations wrath you have 12 hours to surrender or metteor is summonded goodbye.

Attention Nations!

I am a representative from the Continent of Spam. We have investigated these claims of war upon us. We have concluded that Starfleet Medical is acting with the full cooperation of the Nations of the Marshman Territories. This is due to a long ongoing feud with the Territories. However we believe caution is in order. Starfleet has a gigantic airforce and an incredible navy. Plus they have the protection of the marshman territories. So we must be forced to do what ever we must to ensure the safety and stength of Spam. So i ask all nations willing to help spam send telegrams to The marshman Territories regional delegate, EOEN and Starfleet medical delcaring war.

I Thank you for your support, Protect SPAM!!

ATTENTION

Starfleet will never give in. Do what you must!, and i will do what i must. If you attack then then i will respond with the full force of my Airforce, navy and army as well as my fleet of Starships. You have been warned!!!

Signed
Chief Medical Officer
Starfleet Medical

OOC:
Mistake #1: Creating 2 accounts
Mistake #2: Starting a war with one account against a region with another one of your accounts
Mistake #3: Fucking up and posting ICly for one account under another account



Newbie....

OOC:
Mistake #1: Creating 2 accounts
Mistake #2: Starting a war with one account against a region with another one of your accounts
Mistake #3: Fucking up and posting ICly for one account under another account



Newbie....

Shazbotdom-Starfleet Medical = 1-0 :p