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Bling bling world bars Santa claus!

Bling Bling world
14-12-2004, 06:17
De-doo-de-doo-da-do! He have breaking news coming in from Monopolis, capital of Bling Bling world at this moment. Hi I am Sally Hancock and my partner Gary Bishop. GB-The newly elected "Master Bling" Eric Tombagh is making a speech addresssing the latest threat to this countries economy and people.
SH- Master Bling has demanded that Santa claus... Yes I said santa claus. Follow his orders and cooperate with the Blingets (Bling Bling Army, BBA, Special forces).
GB- He has demended that Santa and his elfs...hehehe.... Land at teh Monopolis airport before delivering any gifts whatsoever to Blingians and check in with Bling Customs.
SH- He continued to say that he was going to have 4 Blingets accompny him on his flight and he will be escorted by air with 6 J-19's.
GB- Master Bling has declared That on December 24. of 2004 THe people of Bling Bling world will be under Martial law. The details include a 7 PM curfew. Power cutoffs to everyone excluding the royal family and cabnit and government buildings at precisley 9 PM. and then Life shall not continue untill 9 AM on the 26th day of December.
SH-Master Bling said that if Santa does not abide he will be blocked from delivering presents to the people and be placed on the Imperial Terroist list.
GB- We go live now to Keith Michie who is down at the Capitol Building where Bling is addressing the nation from the steps...

666 Centre drive Monopolis, Bling Bling world 10:30 pm December 13th....

KM- Thank you Gary and Sally. Yes Master Bling has continued in his dictating manor over this country. He was swore in last week and already put in place martial law. Master Bling is standing on my left giving a speech on the steps of the capitol. As you can see directly behind me on the steps of Thy Holy Shrine of Master Bling many of his followers are standing praising him for his actions. Alas on my Right on the steps of the Parliment builinding are a collection 5000 Kids crying and protesting. Due to the laws Master Bling and the BBA cannot use crowd control methods on them. Many experts believe that Bling will change that law soon. Lets listen in on the ending of Master BLings speech as he is just begining to review his policies...

MB- So alas people of Bling Bling world, I must come down to this.... Martial law on Christmas. Which means that no one shall be on the streets at all or they face Life in Prison or Death. Power shall be turned off for Christmas day to ensure security. My forigen friends I relize that you might not like my decisions. But we ask that any one who can to send troops to help me fight this war on terror and please!!! Get some crowd control in here. These kids will crash our stock market!

KM- Well the entire speech shall be broadcasted later. Right now I have Charles Downing with me. He is Blings Advisor and Diplomatic and Forigein affairs minister. Hello Mr. Downing
CD- THATS SIR DOWING THE FIFTH TO YOU!
KM-Errr sorry. Do you have a message you would like to convey? Please make it short thus we are running out of time....
CD- Yes I do. I wish to ask Santa on behalf of all of BBW to please cooperate with us. We are only doing this to keep our country safe. Also I ask all nations that can send military support or join us in this act against terror. Please send as much help as you can!
KM- Thanks you Sir Downing the Fifth. This is Keith Michie signing out and saying hap... Happy hol.... Happy Martial law to you from everyone at BBC-6!


OOC: I have to go but I will provide updates tommorow!
Bling Bling world
15-12-2004, 00:48
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