NationStates Jolt Archive


PHIL VS EWOK SITH Grudge match

Phil Pullen
13-12-2004, 20:54
You have challenged me worm and my region accepts.... my proposal is each send their best warrior to a deserted island somewhere between our nations and they fight an elimination match.... losing warrior dies and gets their nation over thrown by the winner, hey, sound up to it?

The War Council of Phil :headbang:
Ewok Siths
13-12-2004, 21:18
The ewok council has ponderd on your insult and have decided we accept, we will send TEDDY.....
6ft7, fur coverd, serated teeth WAR MACHINE... he will be using a selection of weapons....
-Frag grenades
-AK47
-40. Calibre side arm
-Machete
-Top of the line cevlar vest

We will anhilate you and rule over your punie nation in no time at all
*evil laughter*

As you picked the terms, we pick the place....
We pick the forest SSW from our nation and NNE from yours at 18.45 tommorow.... TEDDY will be dropped off by land rover at an undesignated spot... after that they are on their own till only one emerges victorious on the plateau in the middle of the densest forest region *more evil laughter*

Until tommorow we meet again

--TRANSMISION TERMINATED--
Ewok Siths
13-12-2004, 21:50
It's a humid and muggy dawn, although still dark my troop transport arrives before that of the enemy... we set up camp near a cave just inside the jungle zone marked on the GPS, the advance ewok party scatter into the forest preparing a welcoming for PHIL worthy of a rabid dog... mines and hidden troops lay in wait as the fool has only thought that i would play fair and smart *evil laughter* from the distance the flashing lights of a transport helicopter arrive from the south.... the fool closes in to his doom....one troop against 15 is to be laughed at.

As TEDDY sleeps soundly in his hamock the troops move around him like shadows preparing the day ahead for him... the quickest kill and conquest ever recorded in the EWOK SITHS history *hysterical evil laughetr*