Sharpsburg again invades Divisia
The Armed Republic of Sharbsburg has invaded Divisia, AGAIN! They claim to have the intention of bringing socialism to Divisia "for Divisia's own good." The majority of Divisians hate socialism and love their government. This the second time in two months that Sharpburg has invaded. A little help here would be accepted!!!!
Lachenburg
13-12-2004, 03:35
Slowly opening the ornate wooden door into the Grand Chamber, Bill the Servant lightly stepped across the marble floor, each step echoing thought the room. Approaching the Mahogany Desk at the end of the room, Bill abruptly halted and place a small yellow envelope on the desk. In a light, nervous voice the servant began to chatter.
" MMMr. Direkttor, I hhhave a telegram from annnnn Aggent in the Field."
Placing his morning newspaper down, the annoyed Direktor picked-up the envelope and torn it to shreds, revealing a folded typed paper. Investigating further, the Director read its contents.
----Transmission 10:18PM, Sharpsburg----
Sharpsburg Forces flooding across the border.
Victory is most likely eminent.
Commanders have drank a little too much whiskey and are now dancing around their GHQ, naked.
----Transmission Ended----
Looking up at the anxiously awaiting servant, Direktor Bach crushed the telegram with his large hand and tossed it into the burning fire.
" Lets stay out of this one. If were lucky, the Sharpsburgians will most likely defeat themselves." The Direktor replied in a rather peterved tone.
Just as Bill was preparing to leave the chamber, Direktor Bach stood up.
" One more thing, Bill."
"What?"
"Your fired, your stuttering has annoyed me for the past 6 years and I'm tired of it. So pack up your things and leave."
As his eyes filled with tears, Bill quickly forced one of the doors open and left.
Shazbotdom
13-12-2004, 17:09
OOC: No. What he's saying is that HE is being invaded by another nation. HE is not invading anyone.
Sharpsburg
14-12-2004, 02:23
Yes i have invaded Divisia for the second time in two months. Last time we got our butts kicked, but we know better this time!
The President of Divisia was in his office, having just signed the second tax cut in two weeks. Suddenly, his Chief of Staff burst into the room, out of breath. The president scrambled to his feet behind his desk.
President: "Mr. Williams! What is it?"
Williams: "President Stewart! Glad...(gasp)..I...(gasp)...caught....(gasp).......you."
President: "Calm down and tell me what's going on."
The Chief of Staff sat down next to the president, and after a few minutes, revealed the startling news.
Williams: "Sharpsburg has invaded our western border."
The president sat there, staring at Williams. Then his mouth dropped open. He then screamed.
President: "AGAIN?!?! But how? Why? We creamed them two months ago! How can they possibly have the military strength?"
Williams: "I don't know, Sir. But we must act quickly! And......"
His sentance was interrupted by a deafening roar.
Williams: "Sir, I think we just heard the engine of...."
The president and the Chief of Staff looked at each other, realizing what they heard.
Both: "CRUISE MISSILES!!!!!!!"
A series of deafening bangs filled the capital.
Williams: "Mr. President! We need to call on other nations to help us!!!!"
President: "GOOD IDEA! I'll get right to it! You get to the bomb shelter, ON THE DOUBLE!"
Avios would like to know the reasons that Sharpsburg intends to use to justify this invasion. While Avios is always eager to partake in the spread of communism, it seems to always be temporary when attained through violent means. We will continue watching this situation carefully and have begun mobilizing forces for possible deployment.
The majority of Divisians hate socialism and love their government.
The United Nations lists Divisia as a democratic socialist state at this time. It would appear to Avioan political scientists that Divisia is covering something up.
OOC: This thread is closed