NationStates Jolt Archive

Secret IC:


Roger and Alice were sitting around talking about the latest news, Roger slammed his fist against the table and tossed a copy of the days paper in front of Alice, "Look what he is doing, making scenes, alienating other white nations... It has to end..."


Alice nodded and smiled, "Yes, but be easy on him, he is your father, don't get into a fight with him over it."


Roger then picked up the phone and called his father, basically saying, "Retire or get fired and thus it will look bad... Please, for the benefit of both of us, just retire and write your books, your memoirs..."

Curtis relented and thus.


Public IC-

"I shall resign from the office of Attorney General effective at noon tomorrow, I shall be suggesting possible replacements to my son, the Czar, as to who I feel would best execute the duties of this office. My resignation comes from my desire to slow down in life and avoid the stresses inherent in such a demanding occupation as the office of Attorney General. And thus I have no choice but to retire, for my health and the concerns of the nation are better served if a healthier and more fit man is in the office. It was a pleasure serving as attorney general for the last nine or ten months, I wish you all well. God Bless Mississippi and God Save the Czar."

Attorney General Curtis Fabus

Good luck to him, and we wish him a speedy death due to unnatural causes.

Good luck to him, and we wish him a speedy death due to unnatural causes.


"Fuck you left-wing trash, come talk that way to my face, you little commie pinkos have no backbone when it comes to a real fight. I was killing communists when I was sixteen... I was killing commies while you were still learning to shit in a toilet."

Dr. Curtis Fabus

"Good luck to Dr. Curtis Fabus, and we wish for him to enjoy his last years, and hope that he dies a dignified death, preferably due to natural causes. Even though we often disagreed with him, we still condemn those nations who wish him ill. No retired person deserves that."

Prime Minister Woody II

The Evil Hippie Empire of Evil Woody Thoughts

Well, while I respect your nation and have enjoyed working with the attorney general, it will be nice to know if whatever the AG spouts is actually national policy, or just inane rambling. On a side note, we wonder if the honorable AG will be publishing his memoirs. Several corporations in our country have expressed interest in distributing it here...
Secret Communication From Armandian Cheese's Foreign Ambassador

Oh look, some grandad from the Waffen-SS. What's wrong old man, Viagra no longer strong enough? You know what, Nazi filth, I was among the soldiers who stormed Fascist White States, I seem to remember that I killed many Fascists then, before I had even heard of your pitiful country.

Tania Ormov,
Chair for Foriegn Affairs,
Order of the anti-fascists

The words RTN flashed across the screen. In the background, Tatania Kapinski could be seen preparing for her speech. The words faded and Tatiana turned towards the screen.

"Good day. This is RTN and I am your host, Tatania Kapinski. In todays events, Mississipian Attorney General has officially retired. The Supreme Commander had this to say about it."

The picture switched to the Supreme Commander on the balcony in front of the 'Commandeer Palace'.

"We regret the Mississipian Attorney Generals resignment. That is all."

The camera switched back to Tatiana. "In a completely unrelated matter, Red Tides Marshallese Minority has broken out in celebration. And now to the war in Pushka..."

"May his death come swift and painfully..."

-Lord Kaerek of Earthfall Island

Well, while I respect your nation and have enjoyed working with the attorney general, it will be nice to know if whatever the AG spouts is actually national policy, or just inane rambling. On a side note, we wonder if the honorable AG will be publishing his memoirs. Several corporations in our country have expressed interest in distributing it here...
Secret Communication From Armandian Cheese's Foreign Ambassador



Intercepted by the SRGIO assigned to protect Curtis Fabus.


Reply:


"I am writing a few dozen books currently, one about all my scandals and cover-ups that were concealed from public knowledge, a sort of confessions book. I'm on page 5,000 as we speak... I've already written at least sixty or seventy books, actually sixty-four to be exact... I am still offering signed copies of even books I've written in 1975 and 1976..."


Dr. Curtis Fabus

"We in Upper Xen have only these things to say. One, have a happy retirement, and two, there is a God."

Gordon Lew
President
Republic of Upper Xen

Oh look, some grandad from the Waffen-SS. What's wrong old man, Viagra no longer strong enough? You know what, Nazi filth, I was among the soldiers who stormed Fascist White States, I seem to remember that I killed many Fascists then, before I had even heard of your pitiful country.

Tania Ormov,
Chair for Foriegn Affairs,
Order of the anti-fascists



"Get back in your proper place woman, either in the kitchen or on your knees..."


Dr. Curtis Fabus

Intercepted by the SRGIO assigned to protect Curtis Fabus.


Reply:


"I am writing a few dozen books currently, one about all my scandals and cover-ups that were concealed from public knowledge, a sort of confessions book. I'm on page 5,000 as we speak... I've already written at least sixty or seventy books, actually sixty-four to be exact... I am still offering signed copies of even books I've written in 1975 and 1976..."


Dr. Curtis Fabus

OOC: By secret, I meant that it was not revealed to the public. It was sent directly to the doctor, and did not need to be intercepted.

"Get back in your proper place woman, either in the kitchen or on your knees..."


Dr. Curtis Fabus

Place? I believe they still held that view in the sixteenth century. Listen to me, you unworthy piece of shit, I am a soldier, and I have shot dead so many men more worthy than you that I have lost count. Why don't you leave your antiquated views alone and die quietly?

Tania Ormov,
Chair for Foriegn Affairs,
Order of the anti-fascists

"Eyes of Moscovi TV channel, 21:00"

Correspondent Natasha Kirkorova was speaking:

-Today Decisive actions attorney general Attorney General Curtis Fabus retired. We wish him to spend his last days in peace and enjoy his life. Now back to the Great Patriotic War...-

Place? I believe they still held that view in the sixteenth century. Listen to me, you unworthy piece of shit, I am a soldier, and I have shot dead so many men more worthy than you that I have lost count. Why don't you leave your antiquated views alone and die quietly?

Tania Ormov,
Chair for Foriegn Affairs,
Order of the anti-fascists


"I've killed over four thousand enemies in combat from 1978 when I was first commissioned as a 2nd lieutenant, to the middle of 1984 when I became leader, to the middle of 2004 when my generals insisted for safety reasons I no longer take an active role in participating in frontline combat."

Dr. Curtis Fabus

Chairman and founder of, "The Project for a New Mississippian Century". (ooc- a NMWO front group)

Yet have you ever killed a Momanguisees? I thourght not. I think that I rubber stamped the killing of a certain citizen of yours, what was his name, Smith?

Tania Ormov,
Chair for Foriegn Affairs,
Order of the anti-fascists

To: Attorney General Curtis Fabus
From: Prime Minister Timothy Ell

I personally wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours and hope the writing of your memoirs will go smoothly and will be deemed a success. May you live out the rest of your years in peace and pride for what you have accomplished in the public service of Decisive Action and her colonies.

Also, on behalf of the Republic of Pacitalia, thank you for your contributions to the fight against communism and radical left-wing policies worldwide.

Again, good luck and thank you.
Sincerely,
Timothy Ell
Prime Minister of Pacitalia

May you die with honor. May your people not curse your name. May God's piss hit your grave.

Hrall Thundaurwhaugung

We're glad to see that Fabus has resigned. Let's hope that he stays in his hole and doesn't bother us.

-Mai Graves (Because Colin's out of the office, he let me reply to things like this)

We're glad to see that Fabus has resigned. Let's hope that he stays in his hole and doesn't bother us.

-Mai Graves (Because Colin's out of the office, he let me reply to things like this)



"Silence you Vietnamese whore, my father is soon to be reassigned to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, to serve as the deputy minister."

George Fabus

Official Statement from The Oceanic Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

We'll be above the mud slinging and hope Curtis has a good retirement and die a peacefuld death. And by retirement I mean stop plotting things, we know you're plotting, we just don't know what. And by peaceful I mean peaceful. I don't have a half assed witty remark for this. So now please enjoy my oversized portrait. God bless.
Rosta Einvach
Rosian Minister of Diplomacy
http://www.fritz-bauer-institut.de/images/joschka_fischer.jpg

"Silence you Vietnamese whore, my father is soon to be reassigned to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, to serve as the deputy minister."

George Fabus

"In that case, God help us all. Appointing your father as Deputy Minister of Foriegn Affairs has about as much sense as appointing a parrot to run the government. He's incompetent."

-Mai Graves

P.S. Can anyone in your family speak to an Asian woman without using a racial insult? Or can you speak to any women who don't find your "model" without using words such as whore, bitch, etc?

Official Statement from The Oceanic Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

We'll be above the mud slinging and hope Curtis has a good retirement and die a peacefuld death. And by retirement I mean stop plotting things, we know you're plotting, we just don't know what. And by peaceful I mean peaceful. I don't have a half assed witty remark for this. So now please enjoy my oversized portrait. God bless.
Rosta Einvach
Rosian Minister of Diplomacy
http://www.fritz-bauer-institut.de/images/joschka_fischer.jpg


"I am plotting nothing, and I don't plan to die anytime soon, I'm only forty-five years old you know."

Deputy Foreign Minister Curtis Fabus

"In that case, God help us all. Appointing your father as Deputy Minister of Foriegn Affairs has about as much sense as appointing a parrot to run the government. He's incompetent."

-Mai Graves

P.S. Can anyone in your family speak to an Asian woman without using a racial insult? Or can you speak to any women who don't find your "model" without using words such as whore, bitch, etc?



"My father was Premier for twenty years, he is qualified for any political appointment, you yellow whore."

George Fabus

"My father was Premier for twenty years, he is qualified for any political appointment, you yellow whore."

George Fabus

"I do not see how being the leader of what is, quite possibly, the worst joke of a state to have ever existed, could make him qualified to serve in such an important position as the Foriegn Ministry.

I recommend that you place the man in a nursing home. He's getting quite senile, I should think."

-Mai Graves

P.S.: Again, can you come up with non-racial insults, you asshole? Or is that beyond your intellectual capacity?

"I am plotting nothing, and I don't plan to die anytime soon, I'm only forty-five years old you know."

Deputy Foreign Minister Curtis Fabus

Official Statement from The Oceanic Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Really? You act like you're 65, no offense. I am 52. Anyway, I see you're Deputy Foreign Minister, good luck with that. I remember when I was Ambassador to the Soviet Union... anyway. Yes, I hope you realize this job requires you to lie more then a Jew who says he hates money as your "people" would say. Well, I am off. I owe Diane 50 Roses, bastard.
Rosta Einvach
Rosian Minister of Diplomacy
http://www.fritz-bauer-institut.de/images/joschka_fischer.jpg

To: Curtis Fabus
From: Generalissimo J.L.

It was with a heavy heart that we read the news of your retirement. We wish you the best of luck in the future, and Godspeed.

"I do not see how being the leader of what is, quite possibly, the worst joke of a state to have ever existed, could make him qualified to serve in such an important position as the Foriegn Ministry.

I recommend that you place the man in a nursing home. He's getting quite senile, I should think."

-Mai Graves

P.S.: Again, can you come up with non-racial insults, you asshole? Or is that beyond your intellectual capacity?



"My father will never be in a nursing home, we don't even have those in our nation, we take care of our parents and grandparents in their old age. We don't just lock them away in prisons, creatively call them nursing homes, and then forget about them. Most if not all of our citizens will take care of their parents, if possible, in their parents old age."

George Fabus

"My father will never be in a nursing home, we don't even have those in our nation, we take care of our parents and grandparents in their old age. We don't just lock them away in prisons, creatively call them nursing homes, and then forget about them. Most if not all of our citizens will take care of their parents, if possible, in their parents old age."

George Fabus

"The point is, your father is a senile, crazy, and perverted old man. He should be institutionalized or euthanised. Preferrably the latter."

-Mai Graves

"The point is, your father is a senile, crazy, and perverted old man. He should be institutionalized or euthanised. Preferrably the latter."

-Mai Graves



"My point is you're a rabidly anti-Mississippian, slant-eyed, yellow, violent feminazi, whore. It's not your place to give advice to man, any man, especially when the advice you give is for him to kill his father. I hope you drop dead from some SouthEast Asian Venereal Disease, or move back to Vietnam or wherever the hell you're from, yellow whore."


George Fabus

"My point is you're a rabidly anti-Mississippian, slant-eyed, yellow, violent feminazi, whore. It's not your place to give advice to man, any man, especially when the advice you give is for him to kill his father. I hope you drop dead from some SouthEast Asian Venereal Disease, or move back to Vietnam or wherever the hell you're from, yellow whore."


George Fabus

1. I do not deny that I'm anti-Mississippian. Being anti-bigotry is good.
2. I give advice to my friends, including Colin. They don't mind.
3. Killing your father would benefit the human race.
4. I'm from VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA. Not Vietnam.
5. Yellow whore? So my skin is not the same color as yours. BIG FUCKIN' DEAL. You want me, and you know it. Otherwise, you wouldn't have strung together 5 insults in the same sentence.

Also, I have no STDs. However, I think most of your family does. Probably the inbreeding.

-Mai Graves

1. I do not deny that I'm anti-Mississippian. Being anti-bigotry is good.
2. I give advice to my friends, including Colin. They don't mind.
3. Killing your father would benefit the human race.
4. I'm from VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA. Not Vietnam.
5. Yellow whore? So my skin is not the same color as yours. BIG FUCKIN' DEAL. You want me, and you know it. Otherwise, you wouldn't have strung together 5 insults in the same sentence.

Also, I have no STDs. However, I think most of your family does. Probably the inbreeding.

-Mai Graves


Ic-

"You confuse yourself with Yuna of Sevaris, some who called her a whore, wanted her... Nobody wants you, you're a wretched yellow, who would you but a wretched piece of white trash, also known as Colin Graves."

George Fabus

I am sorry to see that you are retiring Curtis.

King MacDonald

Ic-

"You confuse yourself with Yuna of Sevaris, some who called her a whore, wanted her... Nobody wants you, you're a wretched yellow, who would you but a wretched piece of white trash, also known as Colin Graves."

George Fabus

"Talk about the pot calling the kettle black- you, from the trashiest family in the Western hemisphere, called my Colin, who is actually civilised, trash?

Just because my husband doesn't preach hate, or just because he doesn't preach killing those who do not fit the idea of a "pure white race" doesn't make him uncivilised. Rather, it makes him civilised, unlike you, who wouldn't know Western culture if it bit you on the ass."

-Mai Graves.

OOC: TCU, check your TGs.

"I advise Curtis to spent his autumn years raising his youngest son." -Emperor Erik Kersk-

As a personal gesture to the Nation of Nutropinia Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver would like to request from the Retired Curtis a signed copy of everyone of his books if that is possible. And one of the pre-publication copies of his books once it is finished.

"I advise Curtis to spent his autumn years raising his youngest son." -Emperor Erik Kersk-



"I have just been appointed deputy minister of Foreign Affairs, and thus I'll be spending a lot of time working with Paul Stahlecker as he is the minister of Foreign Affairs."

Dr. Curtis Fabus

"Jesus christ. Fabus is now Foreign minister! He nearly caused fifty wars with his pathetic white trash idiot diatrabe as attorny general. Now he's foreign minister. Christ!" Tuesat exclaimed in his office after seing the latest news.

Message to Curtis Fabus
Source: Unknown

"Fortune favors the brave; and also the rash and the hateful. Spite is your sword and you grasp it with both hands, you embrace your inner beast. We who watch, watch eternally; and see with pride the birth of man's folly. Tell me, superior man; have you yet given in to your wants, and found them to be lacking. You will know us soon, sons of the river; people of the mud who have clawed their way to a pedastal of fear"

We are sad to see you go, but we are pleased to see you will still be part of the Mississippi government. May the rest of your years be filled with joy, may God bless Curtis Fabus.


Sincerely,
~King Jedo~
King of Moronyicka