NationStates Jolt Archive

Speaking via the Mississippian National News Network and the White Peoples Radio and Television Network, Attorney General Curtis Fabus declared,

"As a people and a race, we are much cleaner than filthy Canadians and Sevarins who happen to be known to often to be rife with venereal diseases and other bizarre and disgusting infections. As such, we will no longer permit our men, or women for that matter, to mix with Sevarin or Canadian men or women, in any sexual matters, unless the Canadians or Sevarins have first submitted to thorough screening for STD."


"Also in another matter, I am now officially classifying the Mississippian people as a separate, superior species, the Homo Mississippianus, and as such, it is our right to have domain over the entire host of lesser species on the world. Particularly the Arabs in Arabia and the Africans in Africa, which we intend to eventually annex completely into our glorious Commonwealth. And the day that happens, I will personally begin a bicycling trip from Alexandria in Mississippian Egypt to Cape Town in Mississippian controlled South Africa... This obviously means that in order for the ideal of our global system to be put into affect, we must annex at least the entirety of Eastern and Central Eastern Africa, by diplomacy or force... I suggest we start with Canadian and Sevarin possessions, they seem to be a tempting target."

I agree with you Roger, I will begin a blockade ASAP.

King MacDonald

Official Statement from the Socotra Institute of Technology

"You sir, are a moron.

Mississippi natives can still biologically reproduce with Homo Sapiens, and their offspring can still reproduce further.

As a species is defined by whether they can reproduce with other members of that particular group, claiming that "Mississippianus" is a separate species is totally incorrect.

I'd suggest that you execute the retard responsible for this bit of junk science."

Dr. Rand Warner
Director
Department of Biological Sciences

OOC: Minor note, if you decide to start a blockade of a sovereign nation w/o a declaration of war, I WILL intercede. I always make war when economic interests are involved.

Official News Program

'Mutant' species condemmed

A new and degenerate species has been discovered, the so called 'Homo Mississippianus', or as the Momangusie Institute For Science has called it 'Homo Muddleruntus'. According to studies, this species is:

More inclined to theft.

Suffers from deep sexual repression, this is manifest in unprecedented rape and female suppression incedents.

Are fundementally stuped (as a side note, they have their own IQ testing system. 150 on this system is equivelant to 1 on the conventional scale).

Believe themselves to be invinsible

And various other defects. It is recomended that all sane nations should put this deviant race out of existance, for their own pitiful sakes.

"We actual, established scientists of Upper Xen find this laughable. We challenge you to get this published in any established scientific journal outside of DA-this is not real science. We also challenge you to prove you are a different class of human beings, as genetic modifactions do not count as a higher stage of evolution. Last I saw, Mississippians looked the same as most whites, so I dare you to back this up without using genetic modification or white supremacist mythos as proof."

Carl Gordon
Dean of Studies, Biology Department
Vance Polytechnic University, Ningbo

-Official Transmission from Earthbound Island
"Hmph. Again the vermin attempt to prove thier worth."

"Know this, apes. You insignificant little rats are no worse, no better, than the vile creatures who slave away thier entire lives here on Earthbound Island. Your inferiority to Mekantans has been genetically, physically, and mentally proven through experiments over hundreds of years."

"Accept your inferiority, Apes. You're nothing but short-lived, disease riddled, stupid, weak-willed creatures who serve little purpose but to serve superior Mekantans as either work or food!"

-Lord Kaerek
Leader of the Neo-Mekantan Territory in Exile of Earthfall Island

"I don't care what you call your people, they will never hold any form of dominion over my people." -Emperor Erik Kersk-

"I apologize for my father's words, he spoke with haste and was not aware that Mississippi has many foreign allies, he was just a little disoriented today. He has since elected to retire to assure he stays in good health."

Czar Roger Fabus

Speaking via the Mississippian National News Network and the White Peoples Radio and Television Network, Attorney General Curtis Fabus declared,

"As a people and a race, we are much cleaner than filthy Canadians and Sevarins who happen to be known to often to be rife with venereal diseases and other bizarre and disgusting infections. As such, we will no longer permit our men, or women for that matter, to mix with Sevarin or Canadian men or women, in any sexual matters, unless the Canadians or Sevarins have first submitted to thorough screening for STD."


"Also in another matter, I am now officially classifying the Mississippian people as a separate, superior species, the Homo Mississippianus, and as such, it is our right to have domain over the entire host of lesser species on the world. Particularly the Arabs in Arabia and the Africans in Africa, which we intend to eventually annex completely into our glorious Commonwealth. And the day that happens, I will personally begin a bicycling trip from Alexandria in Mississippian Egypt to Cape Town in Mississippian controlled South Africa... This obviously means that in order for the ideal of our global system to be put into affect, we must annex at least the entirety of Eastern and Central Eastern Africa, by diplomacy or force... I suggest we start with Canadian and Sevarin possessions, they seem to be a tempting target."


Secret Message:
To: Czar Roger Fabus
From: Shah Khosru III

My friend, I beleive that we should divide up the Arab lands into spheres of influence. Both of us deserve to dominate the Arabic Muslim scum and, as such, I believe we should go about causing the slow elimination of the Arabic race from the planet. Perhaps it would be best to go about it slowly so the idiot liberal nations do not notice.

-Yours in Regard,
Shah Khosru III

"I apologize for my father's words, he spoke with haste and was not aware that Mississippi has many foreign allies, he was just a little disoriented today. He has since elected to retire to assure he stays in good health."

Czar Roger Fabus

OOC: Good save

At least there's some sanity in Mississippi. I almost feel sorry for Curtis, in a twisted way. It's always painful to see once proud men slowly turn into senile vegetables.

-Alec Mannerheim

At least there's some sanity in Mississippi. I almost feel sorry for Curtis, in a twisted way. It's always painful to see once proud men slowly turn into senile vegetables.

-Alec Mannerheim



"I do greatly resent your calling my father senile simply because he states things you disagree with."


Czar Roger Fabus

On Celack at night, the nations premier comedy program.

"We, In Da, good ol' senile Fabus has decreed everybody in missisipi to be Homo Mississippianus, different from human being. I agree with that. Normal humans have brains. Big difference there.

Now for the name, Homo Mississippianus. I agree with that too. They are all asses over there.


Now, our Pm, great Tuesat, seems to be have conferences with his friend Jack Daniels again......"


o.o.c. Gotta love DA. He can say the stupidest things then say

"It's just the guy leaving office soon. He isn't crazy"


Cracks me up.

"Pride is a powerful weapon; it calls out across the void; seeking new victims. They call this sin, but who are we to judge?"

"For each moment you hold yourself as higher; and view the world from the tinted windows of an ivory tower; you alienate from the lesser beings; and seek to wash away their filth and sin in a sea of blood. Tell me, Mississippian, have you found yourself yet at the Throne of Khorne?"

"Blood calls out to blood and for blood; we shall watch you; sons of the River"