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peace talks betwein slaytanica and neo sephrioth (semi open)

Neo sephrioth
12-12-2004, 22:21
The neo sephrioth high command were angry at the impetouneous of thier ruler dante he was merly a boy and he ordered them to show a picture of force to slaytanica the decided they were not wasting any more credits.
Neo sephrioth
12-12-2004, 22:22
tag
Cotland
12-12-2004, 23:18
the neo sephrioth high comand were angry at the impetouneos of thier ruller dante he was merly a boy and he ordered them to show a picture of force to slatanica the dicided they were not wasting any more credits.

ooc: Dude, If I'm gonna be your peace negotiator, I think you should start using the SHIFT and PERIOD key more often. Also, check your grammar. Example:
Pace -> Peace
comand -> command
ruller -> ruler
and the list goes on and on and... Nothing personal man, but it's no wonder people don't like RP'ing against you when you can't write properly. A little tip: use a dictionary. I'm don't even speak english on a daily basis cuz' I'm from Norway, but still I write better then you.

I'm gonna wait for a while untill the other part come before I start acting like a negotiator.
Neo sephrioth
12-12-2004, 23:20
so you accept my reqeust.
Cotland
12-12-2004, 23:23
so you accept my reqeust.
I guess... But I've got a exam tomorrow morning (it's 23.25 PM here in Norway) so I've got to go to bed soon. But I'll check in tomorrow. Does the other party know about the peace talks?
Neo sephrioth
12-12-2004, 23:25
yep
Cotland
12-12-2004, 23:26
Ok
Slaytanicca
13-12-2004, 09:35
Secret transmission to originator of message;

We understand, and will strive not to damage your great nation any more than necessary to end this conflic without lamentable loss of life on our side. We are glad not all of Neo Sephrioth agrees with it's ruler on this matter, and will send delegates to Cotland so that we may discuss terms for peace.
We wish you every luck in bringing Neo Sephrioth commander Dante to sense, and would be more than happy to speak with him himself, if such can be arranged.

Prime Minister of Slaytanicca Jeff C Gorevomit.



OOC: Thanks for the TG man, sorry I didn't see it till now.
Spellcheck.net (http://www.spellcheck.net/) might be of use to you for difficult words, but in general I personally reckon you just need to reread your posts before sending them, and maybe type them a little more slowly. Of course I'm probably wrong, not everyone has the luxury of spending time on the computer, and I'm really sorry if the issue is a little more complex. Cheers man, I don't mean any disrespect to you. Everyone makes the odd mistake.
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 10:25
dante said im going.ten titan gaurd soldiers marche the young president to the airport to ensure he gets on the presidential plane.
Thrashia
14-12-2004, 11:54
Secret transmission to originator of message;

We understand, and will strive not to damage your great nation any more than necessary to end this conflic without lamentable loss of life on our side. We are glad not all of Neo Sephrioth agrees with it's ruler on this matter, and will send delegates to Cotland so that we may discuss terms for peace.
We wish you every luck in bringing Neo Sephrioth commander Dante to sense, and would be more than happy to speak with him himself, if such can be arranged.

Prime Minister of Slaytanicca Jeff C Gorevomit.

(Reads...then sits quietly for 5 seconds, then bursts our laughng and falling on ass and roling over and hitting the ground in a fit of hysterical laughter :D )
OOC: Sry to be rude but...when was Seph ever a quote "great nation" end quote :confused: ? And Cotland, how'd you get sucked into this?
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 12:43
i asked a nutural nattion to negotiate.
Chronosia
14-12-2004, 13:02
OOC: This is quite hilarious. Can we watch Seph eat humble pie some more?
Also I don't see how a leader whos being pushed for peace would get to take 10 sets of armed guards along
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 13:54
they are their to ensure he gets on the jet minders if you will.
Cotland
14-12-2004, 14:05
There's no prblem if the leader wants to come, but since this is a peace negotiation, we won't allow any guards to tag along. Cotland Defence Force will manage the security.
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 14:08
ooc cotland forces are weak and untrained.
ic the jet is met by 2 stealth fighters from the rough shot air base.
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 14:15
this is neo sephrioth air force one and her escorts permision to land.
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 14:22
tag
Slaytanicca
14-12-2004, 14:34
Cotland,

Many thanks for offering to act as host and mediator for these peace
talks. My nation wishes I attend personally, and I am grateful for the
security offered by such an arrangement. My plane should enter your
airspace in fourteen hours, and I will have it's escort turn away at
your border if you wish. We thank your nation for it's kindness to both
Slaytanicca and the people of Neo Sephrioth.

Regards,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Prime Minister of Slaytanicca


OOC: Thrashia, it's Neo-Sephrioth dude :)
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 14:36
the 2 fighters land
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 14:40
the praz jet shows off.
Cotland
14-12-2004, 16:24
ooc cotland forces are weak and untrained.
ic the jet is met by 2 stealth fighters from the rough shot air base.

Cottish forces are not weak. If you still bring along soldiers, they will be arrested as soon as the plane carrying them land on Cottish soil and repatriated back to their home country. The permission to land has been granted. Cottish fighters will escort you when you enter Cottish airspace.

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When the presidential jet carrying Neo Sephrioth commander Dante landed in Klaawa AFB, Minister of Foreign Affairs Haye Zarti were there to meet him.

Zarti: Commander Dante, welcome to Cotland. I'm Haye Zarti, Minister of Foreign Affairs. Elected Leader Rothsky are waiting for you in the Electorial Palace. If you will follow me please?

She motioned towards the limo standing at the end of the cullom of soldiers.

A company of infantrymen from the 1th Infantry Brigade, the Elected Leaders own bodyguard, were standing in their parade uniforms ready for inspection.

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Cotland,

Many thanks for offering to act as host and mediator for these peace
talks. My nation wishes I attend personally, and I am grateful for the
security offered by such an arrangement. My plane should enter your
airspace in fourteen hours, and I will have it's escort turn away at
your border if you wish. We thank your nation for it's kindness to both
Slaytanicca and the people of Neo Sephrioth.

Regards,
Jeff C Gorevomit, Prime Minister of Slaytanicca

We wish both delegations welcome to Cotland, and will send 4 EF-2000 Typhoons to escort you once you reach Cottish airspace.

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The conference rooms and suites for both delegations have been prepared in the Electorial Palace, and we hope that a peaceful and satisfactory for both parties. The international press have been camping outside the palace hoping for good places when the press conferences start.
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 17:02
dante scowled how dare this woman treat him like a child his 'minders had been arrseted.
Slaytanicca
14-12-2004, 17:18
Cotland - We thank you for the escort provided. Our fighters are turning back now.

Jeff was grimacing as he got off the transport. He really wasn't looking forward to this. His expression changed however as the Cotlandian delegate greeted him form the plane, and he gave them a warm smile and offered his hand.

"Jeff Clipper of Slaytanicca. Many thanks for hosting this conference, and at such short notice."
Cotland
14-12-2004, 17:31
Cotland - We thank you for the escort provided. Our fighters are turning back now.

Jeff was grimacing as he got off the transport. He really wasn't looking forward to this. His expression changed however as the Cotlandian delegate greeted him form the plane, and he gave them a warm smile and offered his hand.

"Jeff Clipper of Slaytanicca. Many thanks for hosting this conference, and at such short notice."

The delegate bowed and shook the Prime Ministers hand.

Cottish delegate: Welcome to Cotland sir. I hope that everything will be satisfactory. Please follow me past the honor guard, sir.

He motioned towards the limo, that was parked right next to the honor guard composed of parade dressed infantrymen from the 1th Infantry Brigade.
Slaytanicca
14-12-2004, 17:51
Following the delegate the Slaytaniccan nodded at the honour guard, and then his eyes bugged when he saw the limo.

"Indeed, your hospitality is wonderful! We thank you greatly. I hope my stay in Cotland is as little an inconvienience as it can be, under the circumstances.."

He frowned slightly, then waited for the delegate to signal him into the limo.
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 18:04
dante followed the woman.
Neo sephrioth
14-12-2004, 18:32
dante smile when he see thee limmo.
Cotland
14-12-2004, 20:12
As the envoys from both Slaytanicca and Neo Sephrioth arrived at the Electorial Palace in downtown Tunis, they were greeted by an army officer dressed, like all the other soldiers around the palace, in the parade uniform. The officer, a captain by the looks of his insignia and ribbons, opened the door to the limo and saluted as the delegates exited their respective vehicle.

Honor Guard Captain: Sir. Follow me please sir.

As the enterage moved thru the hallways of the Electorial Palace, looking at the paintings, pictures and items on display, with a soldier or two outside every door. Finally, they arrived outside a pair of 3 metre tall oak doors. The soldiers standing outside opened the doors and saluted while the enterage moved inside, where Elected Leader Thomas Rothsky waited.

Rothsky: Gentlemen, welcome to Cotland. I'm Thomas Rothsky. Pleased to meet you. I'm glad both of you could make it, and I hope for the sake of peace that we reach an agreement - he handed the Prime Minister a glas of Champagne and the underage Dante a Coke - So let's have a drink. For peace.
Thrashia
14-12-2004, 21:04
BY SlaytaniccaOOC: Thrashia, it's Neo-Sephrioth dude

OOC:You can say that but Neo will always be the same old Seph to me :) , and these things get funnier all the time. Tag lol :D
Slaytanicca
14-12-2004, 22:43
Jeff, apparently awakened from thought, started at the glass, then took it with a smile.

"An honour to meet you your, um, honour?" he hesitantly replied, always unsure of etiquette. "Jeff 'Gorevomit' Clipper, current Prime Minister of Slaytanicca. I must say I'm incredibly impressed by the hospitality you've shown us."

Apparently only just realising the toast being offered, he raised his glass and smiled more broadly. It had been several days since he had slept, after all. He glanced briefly at the boy next to him, being careful not to make eye contact quite yet. He really wanted to hate him, but knew he was a product of the political system of Neo Sephrioth. He supposed he didn't hate anyone anymore. While it stopped him from decking the kid right there, it did make the whole mess slightly more painful to deal with.
Cotland
14-12-2004, 22:57
Jeff, apparently awakened from thought, started at the glass, then took it with a smile.

"An honour to meet you your, um, honour?" he hesitantly replied, always unsure of etiquette. "Jeff 'Gorevomit' Clipper, current Prime Minister of Slaytanicca. I must say I'm incredibly impressed by the hospitality you've shown us."

Apparently only just realising the toast being offered, he raised his glass and smiled more broadly. It had been several days since he had slept, after all. He glanced briefly at the boy next to him, being careful not to make eye contact quite yet. He really wanted to hate him, but knew he was a product of the political system of Neo Sephrioth. He supposed he didn't hate anyone anymore. While it stopped him from decking the kid right there, it did make the whole mess slightly more painful to deal with.

Rothsky raised his own glas and replied

Rothsky: Well, Naturally, we, as hosts, show hospitality towards our guests. It's only common decency here in Cotland for the host to show hospitality. Also, you are both heads of state and honored guests here in Cotland.

He took a sip of the Champagne, and continued

Rothsky: I must say that I'm proud that you both, bitter enemies, stand here before me with hopes of peace. And I shall do anything in my power to make the peace a reality, not only to you two, but also to your people. But, let's sit down and start talking. Unless of course you are tired and wish to retreat to your suites and rest. The talking can wait a few more hours.
Slaytanicca
14-12-2004, 23:24
Taking a sip from his glass, Jeff looked over at the Sephrion a moment, trying to predict his response. He then turned back to Rothsky.

"With all due respect, Sir, I'd rather make some headway now. If we have not caused you too much trouble already this evening, of course.."
Cotland
14-12-2004, 23:26
Rothsky: Oh no, not at all. I have the whole week schedule cleared. Let's proceed into the conference room. Are you hungry? I can get room-service....
Cotland
14-12-2004, 23:35
As the men (and boy) moved into the conference room, which consisted of a large room with a long table made of massive dark oak lined with padded chairs, computer terminals and on one of the large walls, several pots of coffee, tea, coke, a lot of cups made of the finest china, and places for hot-food-trays. The room was painted in bright colors and had several large windows overlooking the Mediterranian Sea. And the best part of it was that there were no press. They waited outside in the adjacent room, guarded by soldiers from the 1th Infantry Brigade, also known as the Electorial Guard, whose task was to guard the Elected Leader with their life (the Cottish equivalent of the US Secret Service, only military).

Several aides were already there, placing out papers, pouring coffee for the men and Coke for the boy, and generally just helping out.

ooc: I'm gonna wait for Seph to post before I go any further..
Slaytanicca
14-12-2004, 23:42
"No, no, I'm fine thanks.." the Slaytaniccan shook his head smiling. "The champagne is lovely, thank you." He punctuated the sentence with a mouthful of wine.

"Let's go to the conference room."
Cotland
15-12-2004, 12:02
BUMP!

Come on Seph....
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 13:46
Bring Up My Postcount!
Cotland
15-12-2004, 14:10
BUMP

Come on Seph goddamnit!
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 15:08
dante shruged so you were the enemy he said clearly to the slaytanican leader he picked up a cup off green tea.
OOC It's my dayoff from college.
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 15:45
Jeff nearly choked himself trying to restrain his laughter.

"Enemy? Slaytanicca is no enemy of Neo Sephrioth. With the greatest respect, Sir, you appear to have made a slight mistake..."


OOC: Oh aye, Wednesday innit. Where are you from then dude?
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 15:52
ooc uk
IC dante was decidely tired he yyawn sorry gentlemen but i need to rest.
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 15:57
"Ok, my apologies for pushing this so soon. I was hoping we could at least come to a ceasefire before you retire. Slaytaniccans and Neo Sephrions alike are dying for no apparent reason, as we speak..." the Slaytaniccan said briefly, a slightly pained expression of puzzlement coming across his face.



OOC: Same here man. Manchester.
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 15:59
we have one condition to a cease fire we station our attlanitis off shore base near slatanica.
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 16:11
"I'm sorry, we can't accept your terms, nor compromise on this issue. All we ask for is a ceasefire whilst these talks are underway. Slaytanicca will not try and assume any tactical advantage during this time, you have my word."
Cotland
15-12-2004, 16:15
Rothsky looked at the delegates with a spark in his eye. It was so damn nice to see two formerly so bitter enemies actually talk to each other so... what was the word... civilized.

Rothsky: Well Dante, I understand that you wish to postpone the talks untill morning. That's fine with me, but can we at least establish a temporary size-fire untill the talks are over?
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 16:17
aggreed but you return our forces or that semtex charge combinded with the reactor will make chenorbl look like nothing.
Cotland
15-12-2004, 16:18
Rothsky: Furtermore, I'd like both of you to freeze any potential arms purchases for the remainder of the talks. As a sign of good will.
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 16:18
ok but remember they outflank us we will blow our ace in the hole.
Cotland
15-12-2004, 16:19
aggreed but you return our forces or that semtex charge combineded withe reactor will make chenorbl look like nothing.
Rothsky: Gentlemen, please. Don't threathen each other like that. We're here to discuss peace, remember?
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 16:20
threaten im promising it dante said the fire in his eyes was clear.
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 16:24
Jeff scratched his chin slowly. "Of couse we'll return your troops. We have no desire or means to try them, and as far as we know they've only been following orders. As for the Semtex charge.. we know about it, we've seen it on the security network of the plant and a disposal team is en route.. and as far as we can see the Titans are still in the power station."
Cotland
15-12-2004, 16:25
threaten im promising it dante said the fire in his eyes was clear.

Rothsky put up a pokerface worthy of a professional player.

Rothsky: Please Dante. Don't act like a... well.. - he struggled not to insult the leader of Neo Sephrioth - child. We are here to talk about peace. Throwing threaths and aqusations like that isn't helping.
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 16:27
"Threaten? Why do you threaten me? As far as we can see you've left your country entirely undefended. as for the nuke, the reactors off. There won't be a Chernobyl. There will of course be massive loss of life and environmental damage.."
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 16:27
he took two deep breaths and thought calm down dante.
ok but if they try anything funny im out of here.
Cotland
15-12-2004, 16:29
Rothsky: So, do we have a deal? A mutual ceasefire between both sides?
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 16:30
sure but i need my ah buttler called buttler you arrested him.
Cotland
15-12-2004, 16:34
sure but i need my ah buttler called buttler you arrested him.
The Elected Leader was puzzled. What's he talking about? Arrested his butler?

Rothsky: We didn't arrest anyone who wasn't carrying weapons. I'm afraid you're mistaken, unless of course he did. I'll see what I can do.

He walked over to the wall and picked up a phone and spoke with someone for a few seconds before hanging up. The person in the phone would call back in a few minutes.
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 16:36
ooc he was armed he is a boddygaurd.
ic dante stared jeff down.
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 16:38
"We'll allow the Titan Guard to leave unmolested, of course, if they remove the bomb and you agree to this temporary ceasefire."
Cotland
15-12-2004, 16:40
The phone rang, and Rothsky picked it up. He talked for a few seconds and hung up before turning towards Dante.

Rothsky: Your butler was in fact carrying weapons. They have been confiscated, but I've had the guards release him. He will naturally be under close surveilance, but I'm sure you'll make sure he don't try anything fishy. He'll be at your suite shortly.
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 16:42
i need a sat com to order the titans to surrender.
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 16:45
"Of course. There's a communications suite in the plane.."

He turned back to Dante and offered his hand.

"I'm glad, too, we could finally agree on something."
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 16:46
he walks to his own plane buttler come. he gets on the sat com this is dante to titans surrender titans. message sent.
Cotland
15-12-2004, 16:48
He looked at the both with a proud look. They had actually agreed on something. Maybe there's hope after all.

Rothsky: Well, I'm glad we got that sorted out. Do you have any other demands before we can agree that the ceasefire is a fact?
If not I'm pronouncing that the ceasefire is in effect. I'm expecting you both to contact your generals or admirals or whatever you call your military commanders, and tell them to stop shooting on each other.
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 16:53
your lucky im in a good mood slaytanica i have bougt four tonnes of nevrve gass.
Cotland
15-12-2004, 16:53
ooc: I've got to run. RL stuff. I'll be back in an hour or so.
Moradonia
15-12-2004, 16:53
bump
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 16:58
The Slaytaniccan gets up to walk to his plane.

"Excellent, I'll send the news now. I sincerely hope that the talks continue as peacefully and rationally as this evening. Many thanks to our host."
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 17:00
OOC: Bought or brought? Slaytanicca has hundreds of tons of nerve gas..

EDiT>
Alright, thanks Cotland!
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 17:02
brough as the past teense of buy.
ic dante scowls at the man.
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 17:21
Apparently oblivious to Dante's scowl and unphased by the young man's refusal to shake his hand, Jeff began to leave the room. The half-full glass of champagne caught his eye.

"If the emminent leader of Neo Sephrioth is retiring, perhaps our host would like to join me for drinks after this meeting? I have some rather fine Slaytaniccan bourbons in the plane I'll return with, if you wish.."
Neo sephrioth
15-12-2004, 17:27
dante mubles something to buttler in septionian. buttler nods.
Cotland
15-12-2004, 18:47
Apparently oblivious to Dante's scowl and unphased by the young man's refusal to shake his hand, Jeff began to leave the room. The half-full glass of champagne caught his eye.

"If the emminent leader of Neo Sephrioth is retiring, perhaps our host would like to join me for drinks after this meeting? I have some rather fine Slaytaniccan bourbons in the plane I'll return with, if you wish.."

The Elected Leader looked confused. Weren't they going to discuss and negotiate any more? However, Slaytaniccan bourbon was a personal favourite of the Elected Leader.

Rothsky: I'd be happy to join you. But don't you both want to stay here over night and continue the peace talks tomorrow?

ooc: Sorry I'm late. Had some business to attend to. School work.
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 19:51
"Yes, indeed. That was my understanding.. I'll communicate with my administration regarding the cease-fire, and if the nation of Neo Sephrioth wishes to continue talks on my return I'd be delighted."

OOC: God no, dude. It's all good.
Cotland
15-12-2004, 20:13
Rothsky: Yes, I hope too that Dante will return here after he orders his troops to stop shooting at your soldiers. I trust you to do the same. Order your troops to stop shooting on the Neo Sephrioths I mean.

OOC: Ok. I thought for a moment (or three) that you both had given up the negotiations. I'm gonna start a new thread where the press conferences will be held. Feel free to partisipate.
Vast Principles
15-12-2004, 21:45
OOC: post here soon, VP, member of Slays region and one time warrior against slay/seller of weapons to sephriroth(as war in heaven)
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 22:09
The Slaytaniccan gave an odd half-smile. "Absolutely. I'll finish making the calls, then perhaps also talk to the press, if it's not too much trouble."
Cotland
15-12-2004, 22:28
The Elected Leader looked at the Prime Minister with a grin.

Rothsky: Of course not. Feel free to come anytime. Just get an aide to introduce you first. Saves us all a lot of fuss, if you know what I mean...
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 23:27
"Of course. Thanks again, Sir."

Jeff left the room looking almost as awkward as he had done entering. He was a little pissed the young Sephrion hadn't shaken his hand, and actually quite shocked by his manner and his threats. He was happy enough, though. The lad had agreed to a cease-fire. Anything else could be done tomorrow.

He was beginning to trust the Cottish ambassador, too. Gorevomit realised Rothsky was risking as much as him in holding this conference, probably a lot more in fact. The host's hospitality had been admirable and he seemed very reasonable. He was a little intrigued as to the government's motives for hosting the meeting, if only due to a Slaytaniccan's inherant wary and untrusting nature.

He lit a cigarette as he left the building, the Cottish honourguard soldiers in tow, and prepared in his mind what he would say at this conference as he went to make his calls. Not much, he thought. No point in ruining chances of peace after today. He chuckled imperceptably. Was there actually anything positive he could say of Dante?
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 23:30
OOC: Warp to press conference (unless Seph has a bomb in my plane, hah hah)..

Cotland, thanks for this thread man! You're a total legend!
Cotland
15-12-2004, 23:32
OOC: Warp to press conference (unless Seph has a bomb in my plane, hah hah)..

Cotland, thanks for this thread man! You're a total legend!

ooc: don't mention it mate. Just write some good stuff there... I'm off to bed soon, cuz I've got a Norwegian written exam tomorrow :( haven't read anything..
Slaytanicca
15-12-2004, 23:33
OOC: Urgh. I hated language exams :( Good luck man.
Cotland
15-12-2004, 23:45
OOC: Urgh. I hated language exams :( Good luck man.

Cheers mate. It's not so bad. It's just a b*tch to remember all the different types of sagas and stuff. "When did king this and that live, and why were he so damn great?" oh no... wait... that's history... well, at least I don't have to remember all the kings of Norway (we've had almost a hundred in the viking era alone). Just the different types of sagas and hymns written by a woman whose name "dorothe" roughly translated into english is "toilet-rat"... :(
Cotland
16-12-2004, 13:12
bump
Neo sephrioth
16-12-2004, 13:47
dantre walks in a grin on his face.
Cotland
16-12-2004, 14:18
Rothsky looked over the edge of his steaming coffe cup and the latest issue of Cotland Times. There came the young Neo Sephriothan with a giant grin on his face. What could be so damn funny at 9 AM? Not that the Elected Leader complained. If he knew Dante correct, he'd be pissed as soon as the negotiations started. They only needed for Jeff Gorevomit to arrive before the second day of negotiations could start.

A waiter pulled out a chair for Dante and fetched him a glas of milk and some cereal. Apparently, Dante had enjoyed a good nights sleep, judging by the grin on his face.

Rothsky: Good morning. Did you sleep well?
Neo sephrioth
16-12-2004, 14:26
yeah i selpt on my plane on offence to you hotels man i feel safe on air force one. he asks rothsky if he can get a green tea.
Cotland
16-12-2004, 15:07
yeah i selpt on my plane on offence to you hotels man i feel safe on air force one. he asks rothsky if he can get a green tea.

Rothsky: Of course. None taken. I'll get the tea in here immediately

He signalled the waiter, who consequently ran off crying. Apparently, he didn't take the news that the milk he had served wasn't good enough.
A bit puzzled and confused, Rothsky called in another waiter, and sent him off to get some green tea for the kid. Then, he called in a 2nd Lieutenant from the 'Guards.

Rothsky: Lieutenant, I think I insulted one of the waiters. Could you go cheer him up?

2nd Lieutenant: Sir.... - he thought a little (he's an officer, so he's allowed to think a little bit). Then, he saw the look that the Elected Leader sent him - YES SIR!

The officer saluted, preformed a text-book about-face, and double-timed it towards the last known location of the crying waiter. At the same time, he cocked his M9.

Rothsky: Lieutenant! When I said 'cheer up' I mean cheer up. Not shoot him in the knee!

2nd Lieutenant: SIR YES SIR!

With a slightly disapointed face, the officer holstered his firearm, saluted once again, and ran like hell.

At the same time, the second waiter came in with a steaming hot cup of green tea.
Neo sephrioth
16-12-2004, 16:07
i didnot mean to upset the waiter i allways drink green teea in the morning.
Cotland
16-12-2004, 16:28
i didnot mean to upset the waiter i allways drink green teea in the morning.

Rothsky: Oh no, it's ok. The real problem is that pesky lieutenant. He's always been like that. Always trying to shoot someone. He was really pissed off at both me and the generals for not letting him go to Belarus and fight.

Rothsky looked at his wrist-watch. Why wasn't the Slaytaniccan PM here yet? Was he still asleep?

ooc: Come on Slay!
Neo sephrioth
16-12-2004, 16:35
''my body gaurd buttlers is like that he insists on having a direct coms chanell to to the attlanis off shore basee or titan hq at all times'' said danteas he shruged.
Slaytanicca
16-12-2004, 20:25
Jeff Gorevomit sheepishly entered the conference at just after 3pm, smelling slightly of whisky.

"Thanks, Rothsky, I slept well.. a little too well I think. I believe the aides had been knocking and ringing for me for the best part of four hours."

He walked to the seat the aides guided him to and laid a document wallet on the table infront of him before sitting down. He looked up at the aide politely offering him a drink.

"Hrmpf.. oh wow, um, a coffee would be most welcome, thanks. Black, please. No sugar. Thankyou."

He turned to the other national leaders and grimaced.

"I sincerely apologise for wasting you gentlemen's time. I trust you've made some progress in my absence...?"
Cotland
16-12-2004, 20:51
Jeff Gorevomit sheepishly entered the conference at just after 3pm, smelling slightly of whisky.

"Thanks, Rothsky, I slept well.. a little too well I think. I believe the aides had been knocking and ringing for me for the best part of four hours."

He walked to the seat the aides guided him to and laid a document wallet on the table infront of him before sitting down. He looked up at the aide politely offering him a drink.

"Hrmpf.. oh wow, um, a coffee would be most welcome, thanks. Black, please. No sugar. Thankyou."

He turned to the other national leaders and grimaced.

"I sincerely apologise for wasting you gentlemen's time. I trust you've made some progress in my absence...?"

Rothsky looked at the PM, then on his watch, then back on the PM. He and Dante had just finished talking about which game was best: HL2 or Halo2.

Rothsky: Actually, we had a little incident here with a hysterical waiter and one of my officers trying to shoot his knee out. Other then that, we've waited for you sir.
Slaytanicca
16-12-2004, 21:34
"Oh, wow, I'm sorry. I hope I haven't kept you long."
Cotland
16-12-2004, 21:47
"Oh, wow, I'm sorry. I hope I haven't kept you long."

Rothsky set up a disarming smile.

Rothsky: Not at all. I hope that you've slept well. Hopefully, we'll all get the terms nailed own today. Coffee?
Slaytanicca
17-12-2004, 00:37
Jeff looked slightly worried.

"Please, yes.. I believe this gentleman has already offered me some, thanks."

He looked over at Dante.

"My apologies for being so late sir. Are we ready to discuss terms?"
Cotland
17-12-2004, 00:41
OOC: still waiting for Seph....... :rolleyes:
Slaytanicca
17-12-2004, 02:22
OOC: bump..

How did your exam go man?
Neo sephrioth
17-12-2004, 10:25
ooc i can oly post at college and the libary
ic dante drank hi green tea.
Cotland
17-12-2004, 15:46
OOC: bump..

How did your exam go man?

ooc: It went ok I think. I wrote a 6 page paper on the litterature in the 17th century in Norway...
Neo sephrioth
17-12-2004, 15:53
dante grins evilly.
Slaytanicca
17-12-2004, 16:39
Jeff furrowed his left eyebrow a little at Dante's grin.

"Alright. Before we begin, Sir, I'd really like to know your aggrievance with Slaytanicca.."
Cotland
17-12-2004, 16:43
Jeff furrowed his left eyebrow a little at Dante's grin.

"Alright. Before we begin, Sir, I'd really like to know your aggrievance with Slaytanicca.."

Rothsky looked on with increased interrest. Maybe we can get to see some action now, he thought to himself.
Slaytanicca
17-12-2004, 17:22
OOC Re. 6 page paper: Urgh. That's why I chose to do sciences man :D
Cotland
19-12-2004, 18:07
BUMP??? (Is this thread dead?)
Slaytanicca
19-12-2004, 21:06
OOC:
God no, I hope not.
Cotland
20-12-2004, 20:29
Well, I see that Neo Sephrioth and Slaytanicca appears to have withdrawed from the negotiations. Therefore, I declare the negotiations dead, unless the parties come here within 12 hours as of now.
Slaytanicca
20-12-2004, 21:02
OOC: Eeek! I'm waiting for a reply from Seph, I'll post something in a minute if you want.
Cotland
20-12-2004, 21:28
OOC: Eeek! I'm waiting for a reply from Seph, I'll post something in a minute if you want.

Well, it's no good without Seph...
Slaytanicca
20-12-2004, 23:02
OOC: Too right man. Still (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7755518&posted=1#post7755518) though, I think he'd be happy to continue the war if he thought he could win, IMHO..
Cotland
22-12-2004, 16:16
Elected Leader Rothsky came on stage with a piece of paper in his hand and a sad look on his face.

Rothsky: I have a statement. It is my sad duty to inform the world that the peace negotiations between Neo Sephrioth and Slaytanicca has failed. The collapse in the negotiations came after several days disagreement at all points. Any further negotiations were useless. It is also my sad duty to inform the fighting forces on either side that the hostilities will no doubt be continued, and further bloodshed is likely unavoidable. Thank you.

He walked of stage, ignoring the shouting journalists.