NationStates Jolt Archive

The Most Serene Republc of Grandeburritoistan hereby declares itself the ruler of all nationstates. Submit or be destroyed. You have a choice.

*Prepares to watch as a lot of weaponry incorporating IGNORE technology is engaged and made use of*

We declare war on the nation of Grandeburritoistan for imperialism. Prepare to die.

May your blood run cold.

SRoR announces a declaration of war on Grandeburritoistan in accordence with its proposition.




-Chairman,CP of SRoR

Grandeburritoistan, you have 24 hours to withdraw your demands before hell rains down upon your shores.

Ha! Little do you know that I have a Doomsday Weapon!!

*exclaims*"wish i had one of those doomsday weapons*

SRoR seconds The Burnsian Desert's proposal




-Chairman,CP of SRoR

prepars his ONE starcruiser for battle...

10 hours...

OOC: I know, it was about three seconds, but I want to rain hell down upon his shores.

OOC: why do we not give him 3 minutes....

The Most Serene Republc of Grandeburritoistan hereby declares itself the ruler of all nationstates. Submit or be destroyed. You have a choice.
We just sent 500000000000000000000000000000000000000 n00ks at your pathetic country

OOC: Sure.

Communique to the leader of Grandeburritoistan:


Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

-The Premier

Well, now we have a testing site for our Seismic ICBM's when they come out in a couple of years (research link in my sig).

*refers to n00bs running rampant on this thread*

I always knew this day would come. Now I have to surrender my nation or face destruction. :rolleyes:

Our population may be small, but

little is it know that we have 100 times as many nukes as people. and a functioning missle shield that would make Reagan drool!!!
Give up or be destroyed.

OOC:hmm seems this guy likes god mode...

feel the awsome might of my abosolete star cruiser it will arrive in 180 earth days :headbang:

"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME"

The Burnsian Desert, having being fed up with Grandeburritoistan's remarks, has launched 12 Rona-Class Drill Missiles at the Grandeburritoistanian capital.

No need to send the nukes, The Government of Nerrethans wil send in all unoccupied Leprechauns to deal with this matter.

If the Republic of Grandeburritoistan fails to recognise that it is a region of the Glorious nation of Farmina; then may its rulers know all they shall rule is scorched earth.

Grandeburritoistan decrees that all nations should get out of its grill! woot!

Seeing this nation's imperialistic views as needing to be taken care of SRoR launches 10 R-36 missiles,armed with chemical warheads containing VX gas.

The Phoenix Milita decrees Grandeburritoistan to be a crater, populated only by molten glass and radioactive cockaroaches.

Grandeburritoistan declares victory!

*Grandeburritoistani national anthem plays*
"we are the champions, my friends...."

Grandeburritoistan decrees that all nations should get out of its grill! woot!

Neo-Soviet Russia decrees that Grandeburritoistan should simply cease to exist as both a nation and as a player via suicide. There is no need for spam whore noobs.

Grandeburritoistan declares victory!

*Grandeburritoistani national anthem plays*
"we are the champions, my friends...."


Victory? Your nation at best would be suffering from cancer and failing nerve systems.

As well as a severe case of disintegration.

Neo-Soviet Russia decrees that Grandeburritoistan should simply cease to exist as both a nation and as a player via suicide.
that was uncalled for

that was uncalled for

Those wasting space with topics and posts such as the ones made by GrandeBurrito are uncalled for as well.

That and i've a headache thus giving a slide edge to my mood.

The Grandeburritoistanis are sorry we offended Neo-Soviet Russia. It was just a joke. Peace treaty, everybody. Burritos for all!

We shall take you up on your offer, relinquish 2 million bunny burrittos or be invaded.

Just annoyed at topics like these at times. Sorry for being ass-ish at the moment.

Have any tylenol and tacos?

TBD gets the Pepto out of the fridge.

"I'll take forty!!"

We laugh at your puny nation and your pathetic attempt at empire. We won't bother declaring war on you, everyone else will do that for us.


... wait.... burritos?.... I want a burrito....

"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME"
OCC:ALL YOUR BASE!!!!
IC:

Ah anyone wana reach the Earth's core through this sad excuse for a nation? We can nuke our way there!

Grandeburritoistan, I will unleash the Taco PorkSplosion on you if you do not surrender Immidetly. And you dont want to know what the Taco PorkSplosion is, I assure you.

*Eats Grandeburritoistan*

Yes, i know it's a joke.

"Are you sure about this, President?"
"I have never been more sure of anything."
"But surely unleashing that....monstrosity is overkill to say the least."
"Nope. I am completely justified in my actions."
"But this could wipe out humankind!"
"That is a risk I am willing to take. Unleash it."

And so the beast was unleashed upon the nation of Grandeburritoistan, and there was much suffering among the people. The Destroyer walked among them, and death was in his shadow, and anger pulsed in his heart. He went among the people, and he did slay indiscriminately, and wherever his bestial foot did tread there was bereavement and lamentation. The rivers ran red, and the sky was as pitch, and the air was as the air of the charnel house. The young warriors were slaughtered as cattle, and their ruined corpses were left upon the scorched fileds where they had been cast aside. And what malevolent daemon had carried this out? What diabloical entity had extinguished this nation as easily as a river douses a candle? No man had looked upon it and lived.

What has Taldaan done this time? And do you even care? (http://thelastminute.typepad.com/blog/fluffy.jpg)

"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME"
ROFLMAO

"MOVE ZIG, MOVE ZIG, MOVE ZIG, MOVE EVERY ZIG..."[/QUOTE]

Antebellum South submits to the power of Grandeburritoistan.

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