Burnsians Vow to Build Tallest Skyscraper
The Burnsian Desert
12-12-2004, 01:32
BNN News Headquarters
Highfather
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Hello everyone, and welcome to BNN News, Dateline: December 11. Today, Finance and Development Undersecretary Jamil Karzi-Pot'sh called a press conference, announcing the exciting new 'Project Highlander'. 'Project Highlander' will be a 300-story-tall government building, situated in the middle of Highfather. It will house the entire government, including the Council, Presidential Administration, and National Congress, as well as several other offices. Please go to bnn.news.com (http://www.jesuits.ca/justicecr/EcoProj_Jc/KolvenbachLetter/Skyscraper.jpg) for more information.
The Phoenix Milita
12-12-2004, 01:51
[[ooc: .... this would be a big target, imagine taking out a whole government by destroying one building.....]]
In response The Phoenix Milita vows to build a 301 story building.
The Burnsian Desert
12-12-2004, 01:53
In response, TBD vows to bomb that building.
OOC: They're not actually in there, what kind of idiot would put their whole government in a single, big building? ;)
The Phoenix Milita
12-12-2004, 01:56
In response TPM vows to install 50+ CIWS turrets and 100+ SAMs in and around the building
The Burnsian Desert
12-12-2004, 01:58
In response, The Burnsian Desert has nuked TPM. Again. And again. And again. Oh, the horror! And again.
The Phoenix Milita
12-12-2004, 02:03
In reponse we have commenced the orbital bombardment of TBD again and again and again. Oh wont someone please think of the children!!!
Oh the humanity the HUMANITY!!!!!!!
and again.
The Burnsian Desert
12-12-2004, 02:06
In response, TBD has fired the UBERIGNORE cannon at TPM, with little cheese balls that read, "MODERN TECH".
And in response, Godular wishes it known that we intend to build a 10 story building that will be connected to a carbon nanotube wire that will extend into geosynchronous orbit and be topped by a massive skyhook station adorned with a single gargoyle.
Thereby creating a skyscraper approximately 32000 kilometers in height.
It will be an architectural office, whose logo shall be "Practical and Efficient!"
The Burnsian Desert
12-12-2004, 02:08
Hold on for a sec, and I'll nuke you...
The Phoenix Milita
12-12-2004, 02:09
In response TPM notes that orbital bombardment simply refers to satelittes which carry MIRV warheads
The Burnsian Desert
12-12-2004, 02:11
In response, TBD askes TPM to note the AMBSDS, which destroys most missiles and enemy sattelites in orbit above TBD.
Iamz OOBER!!!
Evil Woody Thoughts
12-12-2004, 02:13
OOC: I'd like to know how planning to build the world's tallest building results in a n00b war with n00ks flying around...especially when the nations involved don't usually act like n00bs.
Sanity, children! :D
The Phoenix Milita
12-12-2004, 02:14
In response TPM asks TBD to note ABL, THEL, PAC-3 SA101-2 AND NFL which can take down most missiles as well
also LOL and ROFL and BYE.
In response, TBD askes TPM to note the AMBSDS, which destroys most missiles and enemy sattelites in orbit above TBD.
Iamz OOBER!!!
In response, Godular TGs TBD and TPM with a list of its ICBMs, AMRAMs, SCUDs, OMGs, ROFLs, LMAOs, and several other acronyms. For no apparent reason, IIRC.
The Burnsian Desert
12-12-2004, 02:15
TBD has just nuked the world. War is over, we winzorz!!
Kinda makes the skyscraper issue a tad moot.
The Burnsian Desert
12-12-2004, 02:18
Damnit. You're right...
*coughs*
TBD you do know I have 305 story high tower in my capital that does in fact have anti-aircraft and at ground levels, anti-infantry and anti-armor systems. Inside the walls in sertain points are also internal automatic guns and so on.
I got you beat (and as I said in the comic that you have seen on the TNCforums) "So then Phoenixius and Witzgall blow the world up and all that is left are Burnsian liberals and Grunz, btu they die too. Stupid inactive ---s."
An other random and stupid moment from your neighborhood's Truitt.
Also, Chardonay already did something like this, a space elevator that only works for like 5 minutes. It still holds the record, lol.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
12-12-2004, 02:23
In response to this news, behold the long built ITD capital building. 3 towers situated in the center of the capital building. The lead building is 290 stories tall and each floor is 40 meters by 40 meters. The two minor towers are each 180 stories tall and are also 40 by 40 meters. In addition, the towers extend 40 meters each underground. The tower has self cleaning windows, self defense missile launchers and several army and airforce bases stationed around it. The entire estate of the buildings is approximately the size of new york city.
The Burnsian Desert
12-12-2004, 02:25
The building has been reduced to a nuclear sinkhole by three RONA-Class Drill Missiles. 'Project Highlander' reigns supreme.
Antarctica123
12-12-2004, 02:44
tallest building?
ha (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=377139)
a space based laser protects it
dont try any funny buisness