NationStates Jolt Archive


Bumsilvania Proclomation

Bumsilvania
11-12-2004, 17:07
The Prime Minister of Bumsilvania released the following statement to the international community:

"Hey mister, spare some change for a cuppa coffee? A few million for welfare reform? A capitol building; our cardboard box has seen better days."

Bumsilvania's Chamber of Commerce responded to further queries by gibbering nonsensically while soiling themselves, and trying to sell AP reporters old tennis shoes.
Kurlumbenus
11-12-2004, 17:20
Kurlumbenus announces the gift of food and prefab housing units to the poverty-stricken nation of Bumsilvania.