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Cnn Special Report

Rudolfensia
11-12-2004, 06:51
Barbara McCallister the blond haired blued eyes big breasted news anchor spoke to the camera: Today the 501st, 502nd, 503rd, and 504th Rudolfensian Armies in Rudolfensia have begun boarding transports. Their destinations are unknown at this time. It is reported that each army carries 8,000 infantry troops. These armies are known to be highly trained with the latest military weapons and tactics. For more we go to Los Angeles Naval Base where David Smith is standing by.
David Smith stood on a naval base with his back to a train of vehicles loading alot of equipment and supplies on to mammoth sized transports: Barbara the 501st through the 504th armies stationed in the Southern California area have begun mobilizing and are now moving their stuff onto transports. Officials confirmed that additional mobilizations will soon be taking place including the 505th through the 525th in Northern California and the 526th through the 535th in Las Vegas Socialist Republic.
Barbara: Is this mobilization related to the President's comments on Macabees? I seem to remember he said he was going to war against that nation.
Mike: That has not been confirmed Barbara. In fact the President said he was going to use 5 million troops for that war, but as is commony known, Rudolfensia doesn't have 5 million troops to spare with our forces being spread out already with a 2 million in Dr Twist, 1 million in Magdha and Afghanistan, and 1 million in Lower Egypt and 1 million here at home. They are going to be hard pressed to find enough troops for offensive operations against Maccabees.
Barbara: Mike have they stated the destinations where these units are going?
Mike: No they haven't Barbara, they only said they would be headed out into the pacific as soon as everyone and everything is loaded which is expected to take 7 days.

Barbara: We will give more information as we get it. We now return to regular programming.
Rudolfensia
11-12-2004, 06:58
Barbara image comes back on the televisions:
We have just gotten word of massive alert orders for Rudolfensian fleets around the world. The first report came out of Lower Egypt and Dr. Twist where the 1st and 4th fleets have confirmed they have been ordered to alert status. Meantime observers on the ground in and Lower Egypt report seeing the 2nd and 3rd fleets moving out to see fully armed and with all hands.
In India, the 9th and 10th fleets have been reported to be leaving port and sailing out in the Indian Ocean and the 11th and 12th fleets are reported to be on standby.
We now have images of the 19th fleet currently departing Los Angeles Naval Base. Sailors can be seen gathering and the 20th fleets headquarters next door.
(offscreen the 17th and 18th fleets are departing San Francisco Naval Base.)
We have not heard from the government on these embarkations but we will watch the situation as it develops and bring you more updates.
Exit Mundi
11-12-2004, 07:13
A spokesman from the Exit Mundi headquarters made the following statement regarding the Rudolfensian naval manuvers:

"Exit Mundi is not intimidated by Rudolfensia's blatantly aggressive actions. The soverign nations of the world are not impressed by pointless manuverings. The people of Exit Mundi wonder if the money spent by Rudolfensia in this weak show of force is a good use of the nation's obscenely high tax rate."

When asked for a response, a Rudolfensian spokesperson was heard to reply, "What's Exit Mundi?"
Huzen Hagen
12-12-2004, 22:54
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