Rudolfensia
11-12-2004, 06:51
Barbara McCallister the blond haired blued eyes big breasted news anchor spoke to the camera: Today the 501st, 502nd, 503rd, and 504th Rudolfensian Armies in Rudolfensia have begun boarding transports. Their destinations are unknown at this time. It is reported that each army carries 8,000 infantry troops. These armies are known to be highly trained with the latest military weapons and tactics. For more we go to Los Angeles Naval Base where David Smith is standing by.
David Smith stood on a naval base with his back to a train of vehicles loading alot of equipment and supplies on to mammoth sized transports: Barbara the 501st through the 504th armies stationed in the Southern California area have begun mobilizing and are now moving their stuff onto transports. Officials confirmed that additional mobilizations will soon be taking place including the 505th through the 525th in Northern California and the 526th through the 535th in Las Vegas Socialist Republic.
Barbara: Is this mobilization related to the President's comments on Macabees? I seem to remember he said he was going to war against that nation.
Mike: That has not been confirmed Barbara. In fact the President said he was going to use 5 million troops for that war, but as is commony known, Rudolfensia doesn't have 5 million troops to spare with our forces being spread out already with a 2 million in Dr Twist, 1 million in Magdha and Afghanistan, and 1 million in Lower Egypt and 1 million here at home. They are going to be hard pressed to find enough troops for offensive operations against Maccabees.
Barbara: Mike have they stated the destinations where these units are going?
Mike: No they haven't Barbara, they only said they would be headed out into the pacific as soon as everyone and everything is loaded which is expected to take 7 days.
Barbara: We will give more information as we get it. We now return to regular programming.
David Smith stood on a naval base with his back to a train of vehicles loading alot of equipment and supplies on to mammoth sized transports: Barbara the 501st through the 504th armies stationed in the Southern California area have begun mobilizing and are now moving their stuff onto transports. Officials confirmed that additional mobilizations will soon be taking place including the 505th through the 525th in Northern California and the 526th through the 535th in Las Vegas Socialist Republic.
Barbara: Is this mobilization related to the President's comments on Macabees? I seem to remember he said he was going to war against that nation.
Mike: That has not been confirmed Barbara. In fact the President said he was going to use 5 million troops for that war, but as is commony known, Rudolfensia doesn't have 5 million troops to spare with our forces being spread out already with a 2 million in Dr Twist, 1 million in Magdha and Afghanistan, and 1 million in Lower Egypt and 1 million here at home. They are going to be hard pressed to find enough troops for offensive operations against Maccabees.
Barbara: Mike have they stated the destinations where these units are going?
Mike: No they haven't Barbara, they only said they would be headed out into the pacific as soon as everyone and everything is loaded which is expected to take 7 days.
Barbara: We will give more information as we get it. We now return to regular programming.