NationStates Jolt Archive

HNET, HNET, This is the Imperial Yaforite News Sevice broadcasting a speech by Elected Duke Rudiv Sodo. I am Harold Von Drake and I will guide you today. Wait, watch for yourself.

Clad in a tuxedo, the elected duke assumed the stage. "Attention!" he shouted, his voice filling. He paused to take a break, but extactic yelling of Yaforites waving their flags drowned out his next comment. He nodded and then slammed his fist upon the pedastal. Silence immediatly ascended the area. "I would like to thank you all for coming! he said in a calm tone, "I hope you all had a safe trip. Now, I would like to tell you that, after years of seclution and isolation from the civilized world, I am entering the international stage! I would like to invite all forign diplomats who would like our humble nation as an ally, or even a puppet(!) to come for themselves!

Our majestic duke then spoke of oil finds and other such internal affairs, but this was the meat of his speech. For, the IYNS, this is Harold Von Drake, in Ajer, the capital city.

OOC:I am new at NS RP'ing, so don't laugh, as this is my fist official try. I have RP'ed before, but not NS. I baisically want allies and to have reations with other countries and to enter the world of NS! Please help me feel my way around.

++not bad. not bad at all++

The communist nation of Muru welcomes Yafor to the international scene, and respectfully requests an exchange of ambasidors.

OOC: I think you mean the INTERNATIONAL stage :D

IC:
The People's Republic of Cheeser12 would be interested in sending a foreign diplomat to improve relations with your country and perhaps exchange embassies.

OOC:Ooops, sorry. BTW, thanks Muru.:)

BIC:
The foriegn minister Guillermo Vicente slammed his fist down on his desk. So many papers, so little time. He casually glanced over two, from Muru and Cheeser tweleve. Slowly a smile slipped over his face. He nodded and wrote the same reply,

We are very interested.
Thank you,
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Cheif Minister.

why not

Bearded will be happy as well to send a diplomat to help
you out.

To improve Foriegn relations among our two nations, the Confederacy of Lachenburg is willing to exchange embassies with your nation.

Maximilian von Hinterguard
Direktor of International Relations
Confederacy of Lachenburg

Guillmo Vicente let his eye fall on a note from Bearded. After reading it, he nodded and replied,

We are glad of this. The Grand Duchy of Yafor 2 supports you greatly.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente

Next, he looked at another from Lachenburg.

We would be happy to swap embassies with you.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente

The Most Holy Empire wishes to extend an offer of friendship and peace to the Yaforites. An exchange of embassies and ambassadors would be most welcome, and perhaps we could also discuss the possibility of public relations tours by national leaders and figureheads.

Guillermo Vicente grabbed at another note, smiling wickedly and nodding,

We thank Urukku for this offer of friendship and we take it heartily. You now have a space allotted for your embassy, as do the others who have asked.

May our relations be long and properous and may our figureheads meet to extend our friendship.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister.

The Iron Concordiat of Wirraway has noticed your arrival and welcomes you to the world stage, we hope that we can forge closer ties with your nation through an Embassy exchange and the opening of diplomatic channels.

Guillermo Vicente nodded as he read a note by Wirraway.

We would like to open diplomatic channels, Wirraway. Thank you for helping us.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister.

Slaytanicca would be honoured to exchange embassies with your nation, and wishes you and your people success and prosperity.

King 'Lude II looked at the message on his computer from his foreign relations advisor:

"hmmm, a new country on the world stage, could be interesting" Punching the intercomm he said "Ms. Jackson, send an invitation to Yafor 2, let him know that Mauiwowee is open to discussions on diplomatic relationships. Invite him to the royal christmas party to discuss his needs and our mutual futures."

OOC: Not a bad first post. keep it up! You've got the idea, you just need practice.

OOC:Thanks!

BIC:
Guillermo Vicente prepared a formal response to the polite note of Slaytanicca.

Thank you for your comments. We are honoured.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicenete
Cheif Minister.

Upon reading the note from Mauiwowee, he proceeded to respond;

Thank you. We would be delighted to come to a royal Christmas party! When is it and where?
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Cheif Minister.

OOC:A new post or here? I mean the party.

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OOC: Welcome and again a decent first post.

IC:

We notice and welcome a new Earth nation... we will watch you and wish for you to evolve and grow as you see fit, so that all your species may develop better.

We will watch you with interest,

Regards,

The Shadows,

OOC:Thanks!

BIC:

Guillermo Vicente took off his reading glasses, but put them back on after a note was placed on his desk. He read the note with interest, then nodded and grinned. Slowly he inked a piece of paper.

Is this good or bad? No, just kidding.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Cheif Minister.

Hmmm. Allies. Always useful. The fimble loving people, though currently small, would like an exchange of diplomats.

Guillermo Vicente helped himself to a chocolate chip cookie, while he read the note from Fimble Loving Peoples.

We are very interested. Small nations should band together!
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister.

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Ravea is glad to welcome Yafor 2 to the world stage, and wonders whatever happned to Yafor 1.

Guillermo Vicente's face assumed a angered expression and wrote,

Thank you for welcoming us. I don't think it is any of your business what happened to Yafor 1, is it?
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister.

OOC:Actually what happend was that my AOL account had stopped getting automated e=mails(like the forum confirmation) and I couldn't post on the boards or join the UN. I wanted to, so I made a second one. Don't be angry, I'm pretending that they unlawfully overthrew the fovernment. ;) :p

Uh, like OK. Do you have any beer?

OOC:What?

Heh, top start. Not many people would start like this. good work.

IC:

We would like to establish trade lines with the nation of Yafor. We would be willing to train the Yafforite military.

Guillermo Vicente was startled at the surprising offer.

We are very honoured for your to train our soldiers. Send some officers to train 1,000 first, please.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Cheif Minister.

OOC:THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

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From the Office of the Kangsburg Foreign Ministry

To the Respected Goverment of Yafor 2:

The Emperor of Kangsburg wishes your new government much grace and prosperity in these ages. Can our Imperial Treasury send you 500 million Kangsburg Pounds (~ $125 million) as a new way to jump start your economy? We also wish to have an exchange of embassies between our nations. May we have an embassy built in a prominent position in your eternal capital city as a sign of future cemented friendship? We hope this is the start of a new friendship in these uncertain times.

To improve Foriegn relations among our two nations, the Confederacy of Harlesburg wishes to exchange embassies with your nation.

Minister Of Internal Affairs MarmadasO'Mc'Mac'Fitz'son
In honour of Edward The Phoenix Duke De Harlesburg
Lord Of The Confederacy Of Harlesburg

Guillermo Vicente was, in no way, ready for what he had just read. The normally fully-self-controlled, taticurn, politician, who was the real power behind the throne just stared at the piece of paper. Just stared.

After about three minutes of inordinate staring he dropped the note, and with a rapidly spreading grin lightening his face, he broke into severe yells of enthusiam. He ran around the room shouting happily. It took him two hours to regain his self-command long enough to draft a reply. However, even that was in a formal, polite, style that was no his own.

Dear Esteemed Government of Kangsburg,
We heartily thank you for your request to aid our economy. We say yes, but say thank you first! This was, in no way, expected, and thanks are in order. Again, we thank you.

As to your request that we swap embassies, the Grand Duchy of Yafor will agree. Would you like to have your embassy on 53rd street, right opposite the founding memorial in Ajer, our capital? It is the best space we can spare.

Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister.

When Guillermo Vicente was done with his out-of-place celebrating, he went back to work. After reading the note from Harlsburg, he replied.

We are very interested in swapping embassies with you.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister.

From the Personal Desk of the Emperor of Kangsburg

Dear Highly Esteemed Chief Minister,

I am honored that my small and humble nation can share friendship and trust in these uncertain times. I have heard from Foreign Minister Kang that you have accepted our gift. I apologize it could not be more. I am honored again that you have placed our nation's embassy next to a sign of your nation's history, a memorial to your nation's founder(s).

P.S. Would you mind if the Kangsburg embassy was detailed with 40 Imperial Marines as guards?

Thank you

The Emperor Kang
H.I.S. (His Imperial Service) Foreign Minister Kang

Guillermo Vicente's face assumed a somber tone, but inside he was still celebrating. He must bring this to Elected Duke Rudiv Sodo! He must!

As Chief Minister Vicente hurried into his Duke's room, two armed guards stopped him.

"What are you doing? Don't you know who I am?"

"Yes sir, but the duke is holding court."

Guillermo Vicente cursed, but resolved to reply, without his duke's signature.

Dear Mighty Emperor Kang,

I am honoured to be writing to such an important official. I never dreamed of such importance, not from our nation. Also, it is no problem to put your embassy near the monumant, since you are en route to being our closest and most powerful ally, if you aren't already, and since allies are so rare in this daen age.

We do not mind if you have a guard of 40 marines, for Alexander Emperov, the commander of the LFE terrorist movement is sure to hate all of our governmental allies.

Do not be alarmed, however, Emperov is...contained in the northern city of Chirani.

I am sorry if I have alarmed you, or made you have second thoughts, but I think honesty is how you should treat your allies.

Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister.

OOC:I only mentioned Emperov, because I am planning a terrorist attack in the near future.

Soon, 40 Officers of the Hogsweatian Airborne Forces were whizzing away to Yafor to train young Yafforite soldiers in the art of war. Hopefully though, the Yafforites wouldn't need to know...

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We would also like to sell Yafor, if it wishes, military supplies. We produce only Soviet and Chinese types, but maybe we can still interest you?
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Supreme Comrade Senator of the PSRH

Guillermo Vicente eyed the Hogsweat message with interest. He felt reckless, all of a sudden, for he had a $125 million budget to work with.

We would be interested to know if you have any tanks to sell us.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister.

OOC:I just got an idea for an RP! It would be cool if Alexander Emperov and the LFE terrorists capture the Hogsweat trainers as they are reaching Yafor, and so, the untrain Yaforite army and Howsweat's army attack Emperov! What do you think? (this is just a vague idea, off the top of my head, so I won't be angry if you say how stupid it reall is...:))

OOC: nice =) actually , awesome, I can test out my new combined arms regiment =D Good idea. You post them getting captured on a new thread, TG me the link, and I'll post tommorow. Thanks =)

OOC:I would say yes, but I an a newbie(*embaressed look*) so I don't know what TG means. Could you please clarify this?

OOC: TG = Telegram hope this help comrade

Although we are alarmed by the sudden rise to power of the new regime and the circumstances under which the old goverment has been displaced, and we disagree with the militaristic posturing of these new alliances, we duly respect your nation as a figure in international affairs. However, we reserve judgement as to our support for your government financially and militarily. We wish you good happenstance for the future.

Prime Minister Finlay Cullen
of
The Grand Parliament of Baxter-Gordony

The Duke of Honeywell walked into the area where the new international world leader was making his rounds and such, he introduced himself and told him welcome to the wonderful world of international political affairs.

"I trust you'll make a name for yourself...yes one must make a name to earn much respect around here, and your incredibly formal introduction seemed to have done just that."

Without waiting for a comment back, the Duke (my duke) went on to explain why he was there...

"My cousin, who is the president of Laskon, is currently engaged in a war with several liberation organizations that are attempting to overthrow a communist government. Now our country isn't communist itself, but these "revolutionaires" are causing such havoc and slaughter that its more than just that. Even with the support of other nations, we are growing out numbered, and without the full support of the people of that nation, Communist Likon, we cannot hope to win or even slow them down. As we speak our forces may be being overrun by 10s of thousands of troops..."
-another nation leader walks over to speak to the Duke.-
"Now I see that you are busy, but if you can help us...please contact our natoin, Laskon. Good day, and good luck on your future endevors, Duke."

OOC: completely serious, of course. the Shadow War, if your interested, look it up with the search engine, it may be on the second page.
Welcome, and have fun. :D

Guillermo Vicente read another letter and sighed.

We thank Baxter-Gordony for recodnizing us and hope that, in time, they will change their opinion.
Signed,
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister.

OOC:I don't really know how to respond the you, Laskon, IC, because, my Duke didn't respond. I'd like to help you, but I don't have much of an army, and I'm already RP'ing a terrorist group in my nation, so....

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The Imperial Ambassador is being appointed in the hallowed halls of Parliament.

Meanwhile, a crack Imperial Marine, steely-eyed, scarred face, defiant in his gray uniform resplendent with gold buttons. His cap was adorned with the wheel of the sea and the Eagle of the Old Empire. He had his Lee-Enfield 0.303 rifle at port arms. Guarding the territory of the Emperor of H.I.S. Embassy in Yafor 2's capital city.

A plane touched down on Kangsburg's main ariport. It was a large private Airbus, one with the emblems of Yafor 2 on it. It landed well. The pilot had some skill. A man emereged from the plane.

It was Juar Genralmo, Yaforite ambassador to Kangsburg.