NationStates Jolt Archive

The government of Kwaad has finalized its decision. We will now be enriching uraninum for nuclear bombs and missiles which we may sell or use at our discretion.

Any insolent human resource of our country that opposes our decision will be terminated.

BOW DOWN!

The government of Kwaad has finalized its decision. We will now be enriching uraninum for nuclear bombs and missiles which we may sell or use at our discretion.

Any insolent human resource of our country that opposes our decision will be terminated.

BOW DOWN!

Good for you. Now is the perfect time to dip your pen in the ink well of uranium and harness the power of nuclear destruction. I have a stockpile of nuclear weapons myself, well over five thousand. May I ask what your current stock is?

Yeah right, I have a bigger force with nukes with them. You'll be bowing down to me.

OOC: Yep, right after you've finished bowing down to me. On NS, there is ALWAYS someone with more nukes than you.

My, my.... Quite a task to become a nuclear power when your are such a small country... Almost, shall we say, impossible unless you buy nuclear weapons from other people.

Good for you. Now is the perfect time to dip your pen in the ink well of uranium and harness the power of nuclear destruction. I have a stockpile of nuclear weapons myself, well over five thousand. May I ask what your current stock is?
We have only begun to build nuclear weapons, but recently, a logging company hit upon a giant supply of uranium -- almost one thousand tons. It is up for sale for the low, low price of 100,000 credits (about 175,000 US dollars) an ounce. Care to buy any?

My, my.... Quite a task to become a nuclear power when your are such a small country... Almost, shall we say, impossible unless you buy nuclear weapons from other people.
Unless, of course, you are a country with an immense amount of uranium!

Unless, of course, you are a country with an immense amount of uranium!

OOC: Amounts of uranium don't mean much. My nation has tons of uranium, both from mining and trading with our allies and business partners. However, I do believe that most people around here RP that one usually doesn't acquire the technology and power to create their own nuclear weapons until they reach near a 100 million population.

OOC:Besides... even if you do build nukes. You would still have to get through Anti-Ballistic Missile Defenses and Anti-Air defenses.

OOC: i never really bothered with nukes. I always thought if i used them i would be consider a noob and ingored.

Unless, of course, you are a country with an immense amount of uranium!

I don't bow because I'm el Gran Dictador. Nukes are just for newbies who do not have a strong military. People also choose if they have lots or not uranium.

The A-bombs on Japan were only about 30 kilos Uranium. 25 kilo is the minimum for a Uranium A-bomb. 7 kilos of Plutonium has the same effect.
Anyway, you're ignored. I think that's a good thing for you, because n00ks dont make you very popular here.

OOC: If i remember correctly, to get that uranium with the Issues you have to destroy over half your National Forests. I like my national forests so I voted against that one.

IC:
***OFFICIAL RESPONCE***
To: Glorious Leader of Head-scratching
From: Emporer Shaz Bot, The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom

I shall bow down to no human. The only one i bow down to is the Holy Creator. I had my armed forces scout out your uranium facilities and they are not that well protected. I suggest that you protect them better before something unfortunate happens to them. I do not take threats from small nations lightly. Do not launch any missiles on nations without proper reason. You have been warned! You have 24 hours to comply to this message.

Sigh....
Everyone wants lots of nukes and big armies to make up for their lost masculinity. I would rather have a small army and no nukes.

Green sun says:
If you have to use nukes to defeat your enemies you are pitiful. However, since you are building them to sell, I have no problem with you making them.
-Earnest Equenant

It wouldn't take much for me to wipe your nation right off the map, I have a stockpile of 1300 nukes, I'd estimate I could use five to take out a majority of your population, with the rest becoming sterile and dying slowly.

Richard Evan
Dictator of Big Long Now