Auctoning Off Remainder of WAR CRIMINALS
Present Day Comatica
09-12-2004, 21:42
I have here the link I am referencing:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=377310&page=1&pp=15
I have decided not to execute the 3,500 war criminals that have launched numerous attacks on Comatica.
Instead, I am auctioning them off to the largest bidder, just to end this whole controversy problem. I will not respond to threats. I have gotten numerous threats in my old thread for the way I handled these communist war criminals, who have commited severe treason against Comatica, but I will not respond to these threats.
But if you find no other way to diplomatically settle things with me but to try to beat the tar out of me, then I have nothing to say but BRING IT ON.
The bidding will start at 5,000 USD.
5000 for 2000 prisoners for employment in the Sanitation lines of Itchy Spot.
The Merchant Guilds
10-12-2004, 10:41
We will pay 100,000 USD for them...
We would like to ask if any of them are any good at combat?
Regards,
The Shadows,
McLeod03
10-12-2004, 10:43
To prevent these human beings from being forced into combat by the treacherous Merchant Guild, we will make a counter offer of $250,000.
After speaking with the sultanate and regional advisors, I have been authorized to raise our bid to $30,000 for use as sanitation workers.
The Merchant Guilds
10-12-2004, 16:34
IC:
We are willing to pay 500,000 USD for such persons.
Why should one care what they would be used for... they have proved their lack of worth... thus we have instore a fitting punishment for them...
Regards,
The Shadows,
OOC: Bidding war eh, McLeod?
One Million Dollars! They will be used as food for our war dogs. Once they decided to harm innocent civillians they forfitted their rights as human beings... They are now nothing more that rabid beasts that must be exterminated... And our dogs need food... they love it when their meals squirm...
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-12-2004, 17:07
2 million dollars for the war criminals!!!
They will be used in my nationwide popular TV show 'The Daily Slaughter'
Present Day Comatica
10-12-2004, 21:38
2 million dollars for the war criminals!!!
They will be used in my nationwide popular TV show 'The Daily Slaughter'
Sounds delightful!
And so far you have the highest bid so far.
The bidding will officially end one day from now
Present Day Comatica
11-12-2004, 01:11
Bump
Slaytanicca
11-12-2004, 01:36
We will gladly pay three million USD for the release of these men, with Slaytaniccan asylum if needs be.
Green Sun
11-12-2004, 01:42
Hmm...
GS will buy the criminals for 50 million dollars and please send them to Psychopathic Warmonger!!
Slaytanicca
11-12-2004, 02:15
We will pay sixty million for the prisoners' release, or contribute the sum to a higher bidder with the same intention.
Psychopathic Warmonger
11-12-2004, 12:49
61 million for the war criminals.
Slaytanicca
11-12-2004, 14:19
Sixty-one million USD and a crate of Tetley's Superbrew.
Present Day Comatica
12-12-2004, 20:00
Because I wasn't on yesterday, the bidding will end in one hour.
Present Day Comatica
12-12-2004, 21:03
Congratulations Slaytanicca! You have bought the 3,500 prisoners for 62 million USD and a crate of Tetley's Superbrew! They shall arrive in 1 NS week!
Slaytanicca
13-12-2004, 10:25
Excellent news! Consider the money and beer a friendly contribution from the people of Slaytanicca to help compensate for the losses that the men allegedly caused your nation. We mean no disrespect, but would prefer to transport the men ourselves if this is acceptable. Of course if you reject the offer we would be happy to let you transport them.
Psychopathic Warmonger
13-12-2004, 16:12
Congratulations Slaytanicca! You have bought the 3,500 prisoners for 62 million USD and a crate of Tetley's Superbrew! They shall arrive in 1 NS week!
*looks sad and sniffles*
I just can't compete with that.
*break into sobbing*
:D
Slaytanicca
13-12-2004, 18:32
OOC: Mmm, Superbrew... :D
Present Day Comatica
14-12-2004, 01:44
Of course you can transport them. And I love superbrew. I was secretly hoping that no one would outbid you…oh, excuse me, I seem to have said too much…
Slaytanicca
14-12-2004, 03:13
We thank you greatly for your consideration! Funds have been wired, and several military transports have been despatched to take the prisoners to Slaytanicca, and deliver your beer. As we respect a man who drinks Superbrew we are sending not one but one hundred and fourteen crates of this beverage, which is truely the drink of kings!