NationStates Jolt Archive

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The government of Texarkania announced today that competing rallies on racial issues will be taking place in downton Dallas on Friday. Specifically, the N.A.A.C.P. (National Association for the Advancement of Caucasion Persons) will be holding a rally in the parking lot at the Town East Shopping Center while the K.K.K. (Kiss a Kolored Kousin) organization will be holding a rally in the West End area. Speaking from his home in Garland, Lord Wacko stated:

"We abhor the messages of intolerance, hatred and racial divisiness that are espoused by the National Association for the Advancement of Caucasion Persons (N.A.A.C.P.), but recognize their right to speak. We ask that our citizens understand that our nation is built on the belief that no matter how ignorant and uninformed their viewpoint may be, they have a god given right to express it. However, you, the people of Texarkania, also have a god given right to ignore this bigoted organization and its message of hatred. As to the Kiss a Kolored Kousin (K.K.K.), organization, their support of racial inclusion and espousement of the idea that all men, regardless of race, truly are created equal and deserve equal recognition is an inspiration to us all. We wish them well in their endeavors and urge all citizens of Texarkania to listen to their message of harmony, peace and unity. United we shall stand and divided we shall fall. I ask you, the people of Texarkania, to join me tommorow as we support the idea of unity and progression for our country in the West End with the K.K.K. and ignore the politics of ignorance and hate spewed forth as vile drivel by the N.A.A.C.P. at Town East.
Thank you."

City officials are estimating that as many as 20,000 people will attend the K.K.K. rally in the West End. However, it is doubtful, say sources, that the N.A.A.C.P. will be able to attract more than 2-3,000 at most. Over 1,000 additional officers have bee activated however to provide security in the area of both rallies. More reports will be released as information is received. We urge all our viewing audience in Texarkania to check in regularly for updates.

OOC: Ok, before you people who take everything waaaay to seriously start, this is meant as a fun RP involving role reversal ideas. Read it again if you don't believe me.

Ooc- As a nation wher 70% of males are in the White Knights of Mississippi of the Ku Klux Klan, I simply must get involved. We can send 1,000 WKMCK (White Knights of Mississippi Crusading Knights) very well trained and well equipped paramilitary units, with years of training, body armor, advanced military weapons, etc. They'd be happy to shoot up Dallas and level the city, might be worthwhile. Tell me what you think.

Ooc- As a nation wher 70% of males are in the White Knights of Mississippi of the Ku Klux Klan, I simply must get involved. We can send 1,000 WKMCK (White Knights of Mississippi Crusading Knights) very well trained and well equipped paramilitary units, with years of training, body armor, advanced military weapons, etc. They'd be happy to shoot up Dallas and level the city, might be worthwhile. Tell me what you think.

That's going a little overboard, but if you'd like to send a large group in to support the N.A.A.C.P. and start a riot and R.P. some conflicts with the cops and a little looting, pillaging and burning - bring it on, could be fun. :)

OOC: Very clever role reversal. I never would have thought about it. I never thought I would ever say what appears below.

IC: The Government of Evil Woody Thoughts, while it will not interfere one way or the other with the internal affairs of Texarkania, would like to lend its moral support to the KKK.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

OOC: Now that I know the cops are going to be busy....*robs banks* :p

OOC: Did someone say looting and pillaging? Interesting indeed, and TAG! :)

"The NAACP Is commonly accepted as the National Association For the Advancement of Colored People. Thus no good white person would name their group thus. Although in Mississippi our history books refer to the NAACP as the "Nig--rs Are Always Causing Problems" and as such, we cannot give support to any group that assumes a name associated with the enemy. Nor will we support the negroes trying to steal our name, the KKK is our thing, not theirs. We will not hesitate to activate the Foreign Enemy Neutralization Act of 2004 against these agitator negroes.'


Attorney General Curtis Fabus



Ooc- The Foreign Enemy Neutralization Act of 2004 allows for Mississippi to reserve the right to assassinate anybody, anywhere, for any percieved threat to Mississippi.

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OOC:TAG! I may have the Red Tide Mafia(AKA:The Heart of Armageddon) rob some national banks while the polic are busy.

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appearing in his white robe and hood and speaking to us today on the condition of anonyminity, David Duke, Grand Poo-Bah of the NAACP said from his room at the No-Tell Motel, "We have invited our brothers in arms from the great state of Decisive Action to join us in this great struggle against the pollution of the white race and we feel confident they will arrive in force. The people of Texarkania need to understand that the white race's superior culture and intellect is being driven down to the level of street thugs and rap music artists. The N****rs and Sp*** would have us cowtow to them. They want to pollute our gene pool with their poison and ignorance. We must rise up and face the fact the white race is the race of God, chosen to rule his creation. The degenerate races are the decendants of Cain, cursed for all time for the murder of Abel. We demand that at a minimum, Texarkania institute segregation of the races in our society and better yet, that they all be deported back to their jungles. Join us at our Rally tommorrow when we shall show the world we have strenght, we have power and we have God!"

"The NAACP Is commonly accepted as the National Association For the Advancement of Colored People. Thus no good white person would name their group thus.

Again, the negro man has stolen something that rightfully belongs to the Caucasion race. Join us brothers in reclaiming the letter 'C' for Caucasion, it's God given meaning. Do away with this euphamism "colored" let the negro admit to being what he is - a N****

David Duke,
Grand Poo-Bah
National Association for the Advancement of Caucasion Persons,
Texarkania


OOC: it may be "commonly accepted" in DA, but in Texarkania it is not. As to sending people to assassinate the leader of the K.K.K. at the rally in Dallas, go for it. I'm going to RP their leader's speech later, but just to forewarn you, the K.K.K. in Texarkania is jointly led by the Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. :)

Southeast USA's ultra-right political coalition is disgusted by the fact that the name KKK is being twisted and distorted by minorities. Our Ku Klux Klan branch is filing suit for the name to be changed immidiately or action will be taken.

The Nation of Hawdawg commends Texarkania for allowing both sides of spectrum to be aired in a public forum. If more people would say what they think instead of what others want to hear the world would truely be a better place.

Josey Wales
Prime Minister
Holy Republic of Hawdawg


Secret Comments heard in the Prime Minister's office: Do you know both Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton have never had a "real" job? Unless you count that pilot thing Sharpton did on one of those 200 nonimportant cable channels we all seem to skim over. Room breaks out into laughter.

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is Asus Norton your SidTV Live at 5 reporter. Tonight, in our top story, we'll report on the Church of Barney's plans to send representatives to Texarkania in support of the NAACP.

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