NationStates Jolt Archive


Corruption in Patra Ceasar?

Patra Caesar
09-12-2004, 06:25
The following is an interview on Patra Caesar State run Television that aired last night, Mike Hunt interviews Senator Barris.

Mike HUNT: The Aristocratic Party has offered selected executives in the information technology and communication industry a role in devising Aristocratic Party policy provided they each pay a fee of $7,500 to join a new party forum. The person orchestrating the scheme is the Aristocratic Party’s James Barris. Senator Barris, isn’t this a case of selling access to Government ministers?

Sen. BARRIS: Everyone has access to Government ministers, Mike. That’s what democracy is all about. But people who pay a fee can have additional access where the Ministers actually listen.

Mike HUNT: So you are selling access to Government ministers?

Sen. BARRIS: Mike, as Senator Malston has said this process is not part of the Government, it’s an Aristocratic party forum.

Mike HUNT: Isn’t the Aristocratic Party in Government?

Sen. BARRIS: No, the Coalition of the Aristocratic and Nobel parties are in Government.

Mike HUNT: But the Aristocrats don’t listen to the Nobels.

Sen. BARRIS: Well $7,500 could change that Mike. Look, what’s the big deal here? Just because you pay money to have access to a minister and make a policy recommendation doesn’t mean they’ll implement that policy.

Mike HUNT: No?

Sen. BARRIS: No, there are many, many other people paying ministers money to have access and make a different policy recommendation. It’s a complex process.

Mike HUNT: So you can guarantee a minister’s decision making process won’t be unduly influenced by donations?

Sen. BARRIS: Certainly not at this stage Mike. We haven’t even got all the RSVPs yet. Then we need a calculator and a credit check.

Mike HUNT: Senator Barris, thanks for your time.

Sen. BARRIS: You got it cheap at half the price Mike.
Patra Caesar
09-12-2004, 07:15
Well _I_ thought it was funny, perhaps I posted it in the wrong area? Is this a post that should be in 'Nationstates' rather than 'international incidents'?
Crimmond
09-12-2004, 08:09
The Imperial Party of Crimmond has stated that this is why democracy is evil and must be destoyed along with Communism and Socialism. When asked if the Imperial Party takes bribes, Heir to the Throne Lara Tian stated "Yes. There are instances where bribes are taken... but we don't go and advertise it for God's sake!"