Sel Appa bans fast food...
Sel Appa
09-12-2004, 03:23
The House of Earls unanimously passed a ban on fast food restaurants. The Department of Restaurants will determine whether a restaurant is a fast food or not.
It is estimated that the percentage of overweight people will drop from 17% to less than 5%. The remaining overweight people naturally are overweight and it cannot be prevented.
In other news...
The HoE is currently debating a ban on private automobiles, such as cars, SUVs, trucks, vans, etc. The supporters suggest increasing mass transit and "healthy transportation" such as biking and walking.
The Phoenix Milita
09-12-2004, 03:41
We predict your people will still eat fattening foods, it will just take longer for them to make it themselves than to get it from the drive-thru
Zackaroth
09-12-2004, 03:46
" Well it will pevent fat people blaming fast food companys. YOU HAVE YOUR SELF TO BLAME YOU FAT BASTARDS!!!"
From: The high leader of zAckaroth Aimless
Iberostar
09-12-2004, 04:03
We predict that there will be fast food on the black market.
Green Sun
09-12-2004, 04:19
If a nation has been so desperate to stop obesity to ban fast-food...I think their example should be followed.
We applaud Sel Appa on abandoning this scourge. Now if you don't mind, I'm going out to get a burger and some fries.
Green Goo® health food company would like to make you an offer. We would like take over these now shuttered fast food companies and in exchange for this we will offer only healthy food options.
Seth Greenpark
-Green Goo® inc.
We the Holy Republic will be gladly to aid your fast food crisis, our students have expansive freedoms and will be able to develop fat reduction drugs and will send them over to assist you
Sel Appa
09-12-2004, 04:45
We are currently going over what restaurants are classified as fast food. We believe that fast food has no advantages. One may say: That it is fast and easy to make. But, this means people can be lazy, laziness makes people fat. And then there is also the fact that cows, chickens, ... are wasted in production.
Fast food isn't that popular here anyway, so not many people will miss it. And technically diners are off the radar screen because they do serve healthy foods. Although, each restaurant's menu is reviewed individually. If 65% or more items are considered fast food, then the restaurant is considered fast food.