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Beef on the Hoof
A subsidiary of C-Rations R Us (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=369484)
BILLING is now handled throught the NS MOD (http://nsmod.thejefffiles.com) Banking system. All bills will be issued through this system and payment is expected through this system.

Welcome Potential customers and consumers. Beef on the Hoof is an exciting new storefront designed to fill the every growing needs of developing nation states. We supply all forms of beef products processed, packaged and shipped to the country of your choosing. We even have a select group of “Seed-Stock” Cattle we market. Please do your own math and allow one month delivery on seed stock purchases (we have to clear the animals for international export).

Current Items for Sale:

Standard Boxed Beef Package ($108,000 USD)
(1) 60,000 pound Live Cattle Contract yields
36,000 pounds of retail cuts to include:
Rib Eye steaks
Rump Roasts
Ribs
Short Ribs
Tenderloin Steaks
Briskets
Flank Steaks
Coarse Ground Hamburger
Medium Ground Hamburger
Stew Meats
Fajita Steaks
Various Lunch Meats

Steak Lovers Package ($32,000 USD)
2,000 Rib Eye Steaks
2,000 Tenderloin Steaks
2,000 Flank Steaks
2,000 Fajita cut Steaks

Economy Package ($36,000 USD)
26,000 pounds Medium and Coarse Ground Hamburger
10,000 Various Lunch Meats

Hot Dog Package ($17,500 USD)
36,000 pounds of everybody's favorite weiners

Chili Package ($25,000 USD)
25,000 Gallons of Chili w/o Beans sealed in 1 Gallon Vacuum Bags

Exotic's Package ($8,000 USD)
2,000 Menudo Packages (Cow Intestines)
2,000 Cow's tongues
2,000 Pickled Pigs Feet (supplied by an reliable offsite vendor)
2,000 Livers


Seed Stock Cattle Packages
100 Black Angus Cows (2-3 year olds) Guaranteed Pregnant ($250,000 USD)
100 Hereford Cows (2-3 year olds) Guaranteed Pregnant ($225,000 USD)
100 F1-Cross Cows (2-3 year olds) Guaranteed Pregnant ($200,000 USD)

Note all seed stock packages come with free semen for Artificial Insemination purposes. 500 free straws of semen will be sent with each package purchased.

Total Profit to date: 9,903,519,075,000 USD

We'll take 20 Steak Lover's Packages.

$640,000

To be delivered to the Burnsian Military Logistics HQ, in Highfather.

We shall purchase 100 Standard Boxed Beef Packages, for a total of 10,800,000 USD.

This package is to be delivered to the Central Agricultrual Meat Processing HQ of Billy-Bob Livestock Co., in Cladius.

I have need of seeding Terrator with cattle and, frankly, Black Angus looks good.

I'll take one standard seed stock package of Black Angus, money wired upon confirmation of order.

Orders Confirmed expect delivery in 1 NS month.

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Updated List Of Items.

the sultanate of elephantum would like 1,000 of each type of cattle for our nebraskan province, 675 million USD will be sent on confirmation

Order Confirmed please allow 90 NS days for delivery. This length of time is required to process the cattle and clear them for export. Due to the size of this order we will be shipping cattle via Barges. Please list a port of call you would like them delivered to.

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Nice store front, never seen one like this....

OOC: Thanks got tired of I have an exciting gun, bomb, plane, etc. just like the 100 other storefronts here. That is why I developed C Rations R Us and Beef on the Hoof strictly for something different. It would be nice if people would open stores with a variety of useful items, they would sell.

-Hawdawg

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Alright now, hmm....
4000 black angus cows, $10 million, pre wired to your accounts.

Beef on the Hoof
A subsidiary of C-Rations R Us (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=369484)

Hot Dog Package ($17,500 USD)
36,000 pounds of everybody's favorite weiners

Chili Package ($25,000 USD)
25,000 Gallons of Chili w/o Beans sealed in 1 Gallon Vacuum Bags

Seed Stock Cattle Packages
100 Black Angus Cows (2-3 year olds) Guaranteed Pregnant ($250,000 USD)
100 Hereford Cows (2-3 year olds) Guaranteed Pregnant ($225,000 USD)
100 F1-Cross Cows (2-3 year olds) Guaranteed Pregnant ($200,000 USD)

Note all seed stock packages come with free semen for Artificial Insemination purposes. 500 free straws of semen will be sent with each package purchased.

We'd like 100 black angus cow packages
total
250,000,000 dollars
We'd like
10 hot dog packages
$175,000
We'd like 100 chili packages
25,000,000
total
$275,175,000
Wired on conformation

Waylend and MassPwnage orders confirmed, please allow 90 NS days for cattle to be processed and cleared for export. Meat orders will be shipped immediately via Reefer cargo containers on a freighter. Due to the size of these seedstock orders cattle will be shipped to you via barges. Please list a port of call you wish to receive the animals in.

Thanks,


-Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Cattle should go to the industrial port of Ha'Xia.

The meat should be shipped to Remshak Idosio port the cattle should be shipped to Iogloron Idues Port.
Thank you.

Very well the cattle will be shipped to the respective ports of call after the 90 day clearance process.

Thank you for your business.

-Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

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i wish to arrange 15 million ration packs to be delivered daily to neo sephrioths off shore atalantis naval base every day money wired on confirm

On behalf of our government, we would like to expedite an order to assist ongoing relief efforts in the nation of PIcaRDMPCia. If possible, we would require ten (10) Standard Boxed Beef Packages @ $108,000. If this order can be accommodated please send it as soon as possible. Our government will handle the financial responsibility of $1,080,000 USD and will wire the funds immediately to your agent.

Regards,
Sean Smith
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Protectorate of Henrytopia

Order confirmed Henrytopia and to expidite the order our parent company C Rations R Us has agreed to airlift the purchased items to PIcaRDMPCia immediately. The planes can be loaded in about two hours and be in route.

Thanks for your order.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Is there anyway you could obtain a large amount of Kobe Beef Cattle.

To: Neo Sepiroth

From: Beef on the Hoof

Re:Clarification

Dir sir we are sorry but we do not sell MRE Ration packets in this storefront. Please visit C Rations R Us (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=369484) We have informed our parent company to expect your order.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

To: Nutropinia

From: Beef on the Hoof

Re: Kobe Cattle

Kobe Cattle are extremely rare and although they make excellent steaks, the cost to raise them to slaughter grade is three times that of a normal steer. If you are dead set on this breed, we have located a group for you. These cattle will be sold with a full guarantee of pregnancy (certificate provided from a licensed vet). We will price the Kobe Cattle in the following ranges:

10-20 $5,000/per animal unit

20-50 $4,750/per animal unit

50-75 $4,500/per animal unit

75-100 $4,000/per animal unit

We will also provide a limited amount of semen with this package. I have talked personally with the semen broker and Kobe semen is only sold by allotments. Our company has been alloted 150 units only. Our suggestion is to use this wisely and select a herd bull from the animals you raise in your first calf crop.

If this is agreeable let us know and we will get the ball rolling.

Thank you for your interest.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

We are deadset as our leader has decided to only eat this type of steak he would like to start his own herd. This is very agreeable. Is 100 the amount you can aquire? If this is the maximum that is what we will purchase for a total of 400,000 USD with the 150 vials of Semen. If you can acquire more that would be great. We will follow your advice. Thank you.

The Republic of Siap would like to purchase 100,000 Black Angus at a cost of $250,000,000. Money will be wired upon confirmation of order and upon confirmation of grazeland availability. (We are in the midst of purchasing land and haven't heard back from the other party yet.)

To: Nutropinia

From: Beef on the Hoof

Re: Order

We have located approximately 1589 head that we can certify as pregnant or safe-in-calf. This is all we are able to negotiate for at this time. If you are willing to take all 1589 head, the price will be 6.356 million. Please note with an order of this size animals must be shipped via barges. We also need 60 days to clear the animals for export and handle the customs arrangements. If this is agreeable please wire the above amount and we will start the process.

Thanks again for your interest.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

That is agreeable. We are wiring 6.5 Million to make the numbers easier, consider it a tip.

To: Siap

From: Beef on the Hoof

Re: Order

Dir sir we are certainly willing to hold your order until you make grazing arrangments in country. Please note cattle must be processed for 60 days prior to export to recieve all shots and handle all paperwork necessary for the transfer. Larger orders must also be sent by barge. When you have settled your land issue let us know and we will gladly fill your order.

Thank you for your interest.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Confirmed Nutropinia the manifest for transfer has been drafted. The shipping company tells me your nation is 46 days travel time from our nearest port. Expect delivery in approximately 106-110 days. The carriers name is MOO Shipping, Inc. telephone # 31-210-9876. You may contact them for any details regarding delivery, etc.

Thank you for your business.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Confirmed Nutropinia the manifest for transfer has been drafted. The shipping company tells me your nation is 46 days travel time from our nearest port. Expect delivery in approximately 106-110 days. The carriers name is MOO Shipping, Inc. telephone # 31-210-9876. You may contact them for any details regarding delivery, etc.

Thank you for your business.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Thank you very much. We will meet you at the port with transports to take them to the Dictators private fields.

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interesting storefront, i thought only steers and queers came from texas?

To: Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Re: Aide package delivered to PIcaRDMPCia

On behalf of the people of Henrytopia, I personally would like to thank you for expiditing our recent order placed with your company. The humanitarian effort in PIcaRDMPCia was received in good order and is being distributed to those in need.

Please feel free to call upon us if reference is ever needed, we would be glad to help!

The Protectorate Henry Brash VIII
The Protectorate of Henrytopia

Thank you for the kind words.

-Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

The nation of Bookbrain would like to place an order for:

2 Exoctic's Packages (total price $16,000 USD)

1 Standard Boxed Beef Package ($108,000 USD)

2 Herds Of 100 Hereford Cattle (total price of $450,000 USD)

Total purchase price of entire order comes to $574,000 USD

Please send the cattle to the international port of Librarianiams. The meat packages can be sent to either the above mentioned port or to the Unroyal Military Facility of Griffen Books.

The money will be sent immediately to your store.

Many thanks,

High Meat Procurer of Bookbrain

Bookbrain ordered confirmed. Meat has been shipped to the Military Base as instructed. The cattle are currently being processed for export and will be delivered in 60 NS days.


Thank you for your business.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

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Cotland wish to purchase 70 of the following head package:

100 Black Angus Cows (2-3 year olds) Guaranteed Pregnant ($250,000 USD)

Total cost: 17,5 million dollars

Also, can you advise me on how many C-5B Galaxy transports we need to send in order to get the cows in one haul?

Order confirmed.

You will be able to load 90 head per plane maximum. With the order being 7000 head you will need to send 78 planes. Have them land at Kermit Air Force Base outside of Kossuth. It is the largest Airbase in Hawdawg and can accommidate that size of fleet.

-Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Thank you, money wired. Please inform us when we can pick them up.

Cattle can be picked up at Kermit AFB in approximately 60 NS days. All the international shipping regulations, mandatory quarantine, export shots, and documents will be in order by then.

-Justin Time

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100 Black Angus Cows (2-3 year olds) Guaranteed Pregnant ($250,000 USD)

We would like to purchase 12 of the above package. Total comes to $3,000,000.

Please inform us where we can dock the BSSE Invincible Raider (escort), BSST Transport-5 and BSST Transport-91 to transport our order.

To: Burnsian Desert

From:Justin N. Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof


Thank you for your order. Your cattle will be ready for shipment in 60 NS days. This allows for all international shipping papers, shots, etc. to clear customs. The Port of Tyer will accept your transport ships. We ask any armed ships remain in international waters. The Hawdawg Navy doesn't like other nations warships in Hawdawg territorial waters. The Hawdawg Navy will dispatch coastal patrol boats to bring the transports into Port of Tyer and then return with them to the escorts position in international waters.

Sincerely,

Justin N. Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

OOC: Damm you! Now I'm Hungery.

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2 Of Everything.

To: ECF

From: Justin N. Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Re: Order

Dear ECF thank you for you order your total is 1.803 million dollars. Your meat order will be shipped today. Your cattle order will be shipped in 60 NS days once they clear customs, etc. Please wire your payment.


Sincerely,

Justin N. Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

To: Burnsian Desert

From:Justin N. Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof


Thank you for your order. Your cattle will be ready for shipment in 60 NS days. This allows for all international shipping papers, shots, etc. to clear customs. The Port of Tyer will accept your transport ships. We ask any armed ships remain in international waters. The Hawdawg Navy doesn't like other nations warships in Hawdawg territorial waters. The Hawdawg Navy will dispatch coastal patrol boats to bring the transports into Port of Tyer and then return with them to the escorts position in international waters.

Sincerely,

Justin N. Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Burnsian Dept. of Agriculture and Fisheries
Burnsian Navy
Official Memo
Beef on the Hoof Storefront
C/o Justin N. Time, CFO

Very well. The BSSE Invincible Raider will remain the required 50 miles offshore. The other ships will be stripped of their arms. Needless to say, we're trusting you.

OOC: May I suggest that you put your storefront on the NS MOD (http://nsmod.thejefffiles.com/) banking system? It makes bills so much easier.

Thanks to Burnsian Deserts info we know belong to the NS Banking system. All bills will be sent through this system and payment is expected via this system.

Thanks and enjoy.

-Hawdawg

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Money wired.

I want every you can give me for the price of 9.9 Trillion.

Thanks for your order ECF, you will be recieving a bill shortly via the NS MOD Banking System for the 9.9 Trillion.

Order will be shipped in out in 6NS months.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

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Cotland wish to purchase 70 of the following head package:

100 Black Angus Cows (2-3 year olds) Guaranteed Pregnant ($250,000 USD)

Total cost: 17,5 million dollars

We will send the appropriate 78 C-5B Galaxy transports to Kermit AFB in two months. Thank you.

Cotland order confirmed. We will have the animals assembled at the AirBase waiting for you. We are trying a new order filling system called NS MOD I will send your bill via this system.

Sincerely,

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

OOC: Cotland please click on the link NS MOD (http://nsmod.thejefffiles.com) and set up an account. Then you can provide me an account number so I can send you a bill. I want to try and run bills through this new system and see if it works. Thanks.

-Hawdawg

Thanks for your order ECF, you will be recieving a bill shortly via the NS MOD Banking System for the 9.9 Trillion.

Order will be shipped in out in 6NS months.

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof
NS MOD?

ECF click on this link NS MOD (http://nsmod.thejefffiles.com) and setup an account. Its free. Once you get an account number post it and I will send you a bill. Then you can pay your bill via the account. This new account system will add a more realistic aspect to the game and I would appreciate it if you would participate in it.

Thanks,

-Hawdawg

Cotland order confirmed. We will have the animals assembled at the AirBase waiting for you. We are trying a new order filling system called NS MOD I will send your bill via this system.

Sincerely,

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

OOC: Cotland please click on the link NS MOD (http://nsmod.thejefffiles.com) and set up an account. Then you can provide me an account number so I can send you a bill. I want to try and run bills through this new system and see if it works. Thanks.

-Hawdawg

My account number is 62. I've been there since the first week. Never quite understood the thingy though...

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ATTENTION: The NS MOD Bank is temporarily out of service. So we are happy to take payment the old fashioned way, direct wired payments to us. Feel free to purchase any items today and recieve a 10% discount.

-Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

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Ab-shalom and greetings.

You're never going to believe this, but we have an order for "enough hamburger for one hundred billion hamburgers".

No, we're not kidding.

Can you handle an order of that magnitude, and if so, at what discount - and will need a figure for the order, we can handle the shipping ourselves.

Namaste,
Joe of Joe's


OOC: Yes, it's a real order.

We would like to buy 2000 Hot Dog Packages, to help feed the people coming to the celebrations of the crowning of our new Emperor, Nikolai. The 35 million $ are on the way.

Calpe order confirmed and shipped.

Vastiva we ship in pounds only, not per hamburger patties. To make 100 billion hamburgers would require 25 billion pounds of hamburger meat (1/4 pound patties). We can ship a load of this magnitude divided into several container ship loads. Cost for this order with a hefty discount is 22.5 Billion USD.



Thanks,

Justin Time
CFO, Beef on the Hoof

Wired in full, transport aircraft enroute.

Namaste,
Joe of Joe's