Hogsweat
08-12-2004, 19:34
leader pics (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=7624952&postcount=17).
comments welcome.
IC:
At twelve o clock exactly, Hogsweatian Standard Time, Tajika Dorsal, wife of Josef Dorsal, gave birth to a healthy, young, boy. Tajika spent the rest of the night in a casual maternity ward, with mothers from around the nation. Although Comrade Dorsal had to leave the ward after childbirth for urgent external business, he later returned to see his wife through the night.
The Dorsal family are expected to leave Dorsalgrad State Hospital "Lenin" tommorow. They will be attending Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, Buddhist, and even Atheist birth rituals all around the country in the coming weeks. Although a name has not yet been decided on, the couple are considering naming their child after a famous Hogsweatian Hero, Colonel Stanislav Chuikov of the 54th Guards Division.
In the first Hogsweaitan Civil War, Chuikov's division was encircled on the river Hog, and all that left after three hours was the 2nd Battalion, a light rifle battalion. The 2nd fought for twenty four days against crack Fascist troops and tanks. The last soldier to die was the CO, Stanislav Chuikov. He killed one hundred and eighty two fascists, even managing to destroy two T-95's with grenades and RPGs before throwing himself into a Fascist tank, bandoliers of grenades armed. His battalion held up the Fascist advance for so long that the Hogsweatian Western Army was able to arrive and rout the remaining Fascist forces in time.
The couple have said that their child shall have no privileges, he shall go to State schools [as if there were any other schools] and he shall be raised just like a normal Hogsweatian boy. Tajika and Josef will soon be visiting Tajika's parents in the Southern Hogsweatian Tundra and will be staying there for a week with their child.
comments welcome.
IC:
At twelve o clock exactly, Hogsweatian Standard Time, Tajika Dorsal, wife of Josef Dorsal, gave birth to a healthy, young, boy. Tajika spent the rest of the night in a casual maternity ward, with mothers from around the nation. Although Comrade Dorsal had to leave the ward after childbirth for urgent external business, he later returned to see his wife through the night.
The Dorsal family are expected to leave Dorsalgrad State Hospital "Lenin" tommorow. They will be attending Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, Buddhist, and even Atheist birth rituals all around the country in the coming weeks. Although a name has not yet been decided on, the couple are considering naming their child after a famous Hogsweatian Hero, Colonel Stanislav Chuikov of the 54th Guards Division.
In the first Hogsweaitan Civil War, Chuikov's division was encircled on the river Hog, and all that left after three hours was the 2nd Battalion, a light rifle battalion. The 2nd fought for twenty four days against crack Fascist troops and tanks. The last soldier to die was the CO, Stanislav Chuikov. He killed one hundred and eighty two fascists, even managing to destroy two T-95's with grenades and RPGs before throwing himself into a Fascist tank, bandoliers of grenades armed. His battalion held up the Fascist advance for so long that the Hogsweatian Western Army was able to arrive and rout the remaining Fascist forces in time.
The couple have said that their child shall have no privileges, he shall go to State schools [as if there were any other schools] and he shall be raised just like a normal Hogsweatian boy. Tajika and Josef will soon be visiting Tajika's parents in the Southern Hogsweatian Tundra and will be staying there for a week with their child.