Evil Woody Thoughts
08-12-2004, 08:35
Great Woody Times
GREAT WOODY CITY--When Admiral Douglass, Chief of Staff, made a request for $40 billion in new military spending to fund a new genetically-engineered soldier research program, he got more than he bargained for. The Parliament instead increased the military budget by $295 billion, to $577.3 billion per annum, in response to recent world events.
The increase included a $175 billion line item to research militarizing Evil Woody Thoughts' already existing geologic capabilities (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=375180). This attachment was slipped into the military funding bill at the last minute, and its author, Representative Whitfield, claims that finding a way to minaturize the seismic explosives currently used to initiate the formation of large islands, and use them as ICBM warheads, would serve as a more effective deterrent than nuclear weapons. It was previous government policy to use its volcanic technology for peaceful purposes only, but Whitfield stated, "In a world that is about to go straight to hell, we need better ways to deal with stray nuclear material--I think dropping a 9.0 [Richter scale] earthquake on an enemy capital is the way to do that." Representative Whitfield represents a district with several military bases, and is widely known throughout the rest of the country as a militant crackpot. However, the war brewing between AMF and the RWC lent some credibility to his claims, despite Evil Woody Thoughts' proclaimed neutrality in any conflict that arises as a result of current tensions.
Adapting current seismology technology to ICBM use, and testing of the tectonic ICBMs, is expected to take about 6 NS years at current funding. Admiral Douglass' genetic engineering initiative was slightly overfunded at $45 billion; the military received an extra $75 billion to do with as it pleases in the upcoming fiscal year. The ICBM research project will also receive an additional $190 billion per year from the Ministry of Science and Technology's budget.
When asked about the military budget increase, Admiral Douglass said, "What the hell? I asked for a $330 billion military budget, not a $577 billion one. Though with the shit hitting the fan elsewhere in the world, I can certainly see why." He indicated that he would probably use the loose $75 billion in the military budget to accelerate the tectonic ICBM research.
GREAT WOODY CITY--When Admiral Douglass, Chief of Staff, made a request for $40 billion in new military spending to fund a new genetically-engineered soldier research program, he got more than he bargained for. The Parliament instead increased the military budget by $295 billion, to $577.3 billion per annum, in response to recent world events.
The increase included a $175 billion line item to research militarizing Evil Woody Thoughts' already existing geologic capabilities (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=375180). This attachment was slipped into the military funding bill at the last minute, and its author, Representative Whitfield, claims that finding a way to minaturize the seismic explosives currently used to initiate the formation of large islands, and use them as ICBM warheads, would serve as a more effective deterrent than nuclear weapons. It was previous government policy to use its volcanic technology for peaceful purposes only, but Whitfield stated, "In a world that is about to go straight to hell, we need better ways to deal with stray nuclear material--I think dropping a 9.0 [Richter scale] earthquake on an enemy capital is the way to do that." Representative Whitfield represents a district with several military bases, and is widely known throughout the rest of the country as a militant crackpot. However, the war brewing between AMF and the RWC lent some credibility to his claims, despite Evil Woody Thoughts' proclaimed neutrality in any conflict that arises as a result of current tensions.
Adapting current seismology technology to ICBM use, and testing of the tectonic ICBMs, is expected to take about 6 NS years at current funding. Admiral Douglass' genetic engineering initiative was slightly overfunded at $45 billion; the military received an extra $75 billion to do with as it pleases in the upcoming fiscal year. The ICBM research project will also receive an additional $190 billion per year from the Ministry of Science and Technology's budget.
When asked about the military budget increase, Admiral Douglass said, "What the hell? I asked for a $330 billion military budget, not a $577 billion one. Though with the shit hitting the fan elsewhere in the world, I can certainly see why." He indicated that he would probably use the loose $75 billion in the military budget to accelerate the tectonic ICBM research.