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Without warning they came and attacked.A dear ally is helping Rebeled Elves but EARTH 2 PLEASE DONT FIGHT ME

Tandu High Council:
Elves, you are inferior even to the human meatbags. We would gladly assist those you seek to conqour. However we feel savages such as yourselfs should be shown pity beceause of your low status, though much of the high council is of the theory that evolution requires enforcement, while this is considered a plausible course of action our current financial situation does not allow us to participate in the subjigation and hopeful extermination of your pathetic race.
-Srik'tha'k, Hive Lord of Tandu IV.

Tandu, you seriously need to SHUT UP. You haven't been playing any longer than elves, in fact you seem to have been playing less time.

Elves, where is the thread in which Earth 2 attacks you. Has he formally declared war.

OOC:
Im going to assume that was OOC.
How does playtime/population affect the attitudes of my xenophobic insects, exactly? They happen to dislike mammals, though they can tolerate humans as they dominate NS and while they hate them they arent stupid.
In other words, my IC diplomatic relations arent your buisness, unless you would like for it to be, in which case you can respond ICly with some sort of sanctions or something.

Still, you can't going aren't saying "Hahaha. You're stupid. I could kill you. Or your enemies. But I don't want to. Because you're stupid" That's just plain annoying. And I've been looking for someone to wage war on so your diplomatic procedure could be considered incentive.

And yes, what I said was OOC.

OOC:
The Tandu dont have the required physiology to laugh.
However, that does describe fairly well the Tandu's attitude toward other speices, 'We could kill you, but its too much trouble' is a good line to employ since it usualy doesnt bring down massive military retaliation on yourself.
I am aware that this could well result in a war, but as it is, it looks like Earth II would be assisting me, indirectly or otherwise.

To the Tandu Systems:

Unless you want me to burn your pathetic colony down with my Black Mages, stay down... First and last warning.

The Tandu do not fear your human wimperings any more than those of the Elves. Threats will not result in our giving you pity of any sort. We are not a natrually cruel race, so aside from simply killing you we wont do much else. If you can survive Earth II that is.
-Srik'tha'k, Hive Lord of Tandu IV.

OOC:
If you threaten to invade me with 5,000,000 l33t Bl/-\ckm /\/\ag3z of D3a7h you are SO ignored.

I havent made up military stats for this nation yet, but I am quite ready to improvise. Mostly I had in mind a somewhat small 'regular' force of the standard sort, then a larger force of irregular guirrelas.
The Tandu themselves are natural marksmen(bugs?), and their extra set of legs give them an advantage in a number of environments, they can climb amazingly well and are immune to most chemical/biological weapons used against humans, and they have a high radiation tolerance.
The downside is that they are rather uncreative and not very much into individual thinking, and for now they dont have much cool fututre-tech death toys.

OOC: A point, I thought Tandu's original post was quite good, I don't see why you took so much exemption to it Ronius Vigilantes. Remeber it was IC not OOC.

Btw, Final Fantasy remeber that people have to agree for you to use magic before you can use and even if they do you have to state what system your using e.g. the Dungeons and Dragons system.

OOC: Not really, my nation hasn't got enough people to support those much anyways ;)

OOC: A point, I thought Tandu's original post was quite good, I don't see why you took so much exemption to it Ronius Vigilantes. Remeber it was IC not OOC.

Btw, Final Fantasy remeber that people have to agree for you to use magic before you can use and even if they do you have to state what system your using e.g. the Dungeons and Dragons system.

OOC: Notice my name? The black mages I'd be using would be the regular FF mages, using their MP to cast spells such as Fire, Fira or Firaga, Meteor, Ultima, etc... Oh, and I don't resort to NUKES as some other nations. Not pointing the finger at anyone here, just politely reminding that I have my own way of taking care of things.

OOC:
How 'bout we stop OOC semiflaming and start RPing?

OOC:
How 'bout we stop OOC semiflaming and start RPing?
OOC: I agree with Tandu Systems, everyone stop flaming the thread, and throwing incredibly annoying insults at eachother. Tandu systems, i thought your posts were actually quite good, even though your race seems to hate everything......You seem to be a promising rper. Final Fantasy(whatever your name is), though i think using "magic" in an rp is quite frankly somewhat like godmodding, i guess you can use it, ONLY when the other person agrees to it, and you have the PEOPLE to back up your threats. Anyway, let's just get down to the rping.

OOC: On a final note, when I said the nuke thingy, I meant I have my way of solving problems. For example, you bomb a site with airplanes, I send black mages and cast Meteor, you snipe someone at a distance, I junction speed to the status and get my mercs to sprint towards the victim. And btw, I have people, not many, but enough, considering I have about the same size as Tangu Systems (though it'd be hell, considering I'm still building up my mage force after the civil war). It's only a different way of approaching the problems

Btw, when I threatened TS... I was bs-ing as any good politician... Hope you understood that....

OOC: There is no nation called 'Earth II'. Earth II is a mirror planet. An entire planet cannot attack one person. He started out by godmodding to the extreme.

OOC: On a final note, when I said the nuke thingy, I meant I have my way of solving problems. For example, you bomb a site with airplanes, I send black mages and cast Meteor, you snipe someone at a distance, I junction speed to the status and get my mercs to sprint towards the victim. And btw, I have people, not many, but enough, considering I have about the same size as Tangu Systems (though it'd be hell, considering I'm still building up my mage force after the civil war). It's only a different way of approaching the problems

Btw, when I threatened TS... I was bs-ing as any good politician... Hope you understood that....
OOC: My apologies then Final Fantasy Heroes. Please be sure next time to say so before posting a bs threat like any good politician. If you don't specify that, it will be mis-interrpreted, and more than likely you will be drawn into a war you don't wish to participate in.

In the event that the meatbags do seek to attack the Tandu Empire we have increased our deployment level. The Homeworld Fleet has been called up and naturaly any attacks will be defeated with comparative ease.
The Tandu High Council adds that any meatbags who see that we are not the agressors here will be considered friends, or at least non-enemies, of the Hive and not eaten.
The Department of Humanoid Relations adds that your leader is a person of irregular birth and requires assistance in mating activities.

:headbang:

OOC:
*cough*