Siap
08-12-2004, 02:45
from the Siap Tribune
-by Arthur Turner
In another move in its quest for economic power, Siapian Business Coalition Chairman Michael Hearte said, "I believe that in making our name known throughout the world, we, my fellow Siapians, are achieving something that many others only dream of. Some countries have the pride of driving Siapian cars, others win wars with Siap's cutting edge military technology. We aren't only exporting though. The glass of orange juice you had this morning, if it didn't come from our own farmers, it came from one of our tropical holdings abroad. This way, we unite people for a strong economy." Though many supported this, a few raised questions. "Why is it that as soon a country with rich uranium deposits experiences a rebel attack, our government is there, while other countries with no resources are left to die?" asked peace activist Faith Donehue. In response to these charges, Siapian Chancellor Michael Lombard said, "How the F*** did you get into my office? Security!"
-by Arthur Turner
In another move in its quest for economic power, Siapian Business Coalition Chairman Michael Hearte said, "I believe that in making our name known throughout the world, we, my fellow Siapians, are achieving something that many others only dream of. Some countries have the pride of driving Siapian cars, others win wars with Siap's cutting edge military technology. We aren't only exporting though. The glass of orange juice you had this morning, if it didn't come from our own farmers, it came from one of our tropical holdings abroad. This way, we unite people for a strong economy." Though many supported this, a few raised questions. "Why is it that as soon a country with rich uranium deposits experiences a rebel attack, our government is there, while other countries with no resources are left to die?" asked peace activist Faith Donehue. In response to these charges, Siapian Chancellor Michael Lombard said, "How the F*** did you get into my office? Security!"