NationStates Jolt Archive

MBC (Monoma Broadcasting Channel)

Phoenix, USSM - Today, President Cathrine Soma admitted herself to a local hospital to give birth to her first child, a boy. Cathrine, 10 years married to Mike Soma and 9 months pregnant, decided it was best to admitt herself because of complications in her pregnancy. Doctors believe that she will give birth before the week is out.

"It's a glorious day for my wife. She always wanted a little boy, and now she's getting one," commented Mike Soma. "She couldn't be happier."

Cathrine decided to name the boy Timothy, after the last president, Timothy Harlick, and the founder of the USSM, Timothy Zeconi.

Allows us to congratulate you on this fortunate event. May your child's birth be without complications.

We congratulate you, and may your birth be long and excruciatingly painfull.

Baron Manfred von Konan
Minister for Foreign Affairs

Framtil reaches out a hand of congradulations and sends one of our finest breed of Framtil sheperd, a mix of Blue heeler and German sheperd. We hope your son and this pup will gain a special bond.

Wow, what a harsh thing to wish somebody, isn't giving birth incredibly painful? Good luck to Catherine. -The Great Leader Li.

We of the United Socialist States of PIcaRDMPCia wish you and your new child well.
-President Carpenter

Congratulations!
In favor of this moment i send 1,500 dollars in gold.

On behalf of Cotland, I want to congratulate the president and her husband on this most joyous occation. As a sign of our happines, we send to you a large bouquet of poppys, daffodils and tulips, as well as our hopes and prayers for a successful and uncomplicated birth.

The Free Land of Shanagolia and its people give their best to President Soma, her husband, and their newborn son. May your child live a long and fulfilling life.

Thank you. The birth was a phenominal sucess, with no complications. The gifts are greatly appreciated, especialy the dog and the flowers. Again, thank you all.

-Cathrine Soma, President of The USSM