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New Study Reveals Interesting Information on Mississippians sex lives

Decisive Action
06-12-2004, 23:10
A new study, recently released for domestic use only, by the Ministry of Information, was leaked to a foreign media and then published in numerous international journals, on Mississippians sexual practices and views on sex and morality concerning sex.


The study found that the average age for males to have first had sexual intercourse was 18 and the average age for females was 16.

The average age most females marry at, was 17, with a large percent marrying at 16, and a decently large perecent marrying in the early 20s. For men, the marriage age varied, with most being between 18 and 25.


The study asked 50,000 members of the Armed forces about STDs, finding that 1/5 of all asked had reported having at least 1 STD at least once in their lives. This contrasted with 50,000 civilians where only 1/50 reported having at least 1 STD at least once in their lives.


A poll of various government officials, who remained anonymous, found that 60% reported having only one sexual partner either a long-term girlfriend or wife, most reportedly have only sex with their wives and no other women before. 10% of government officials had more than 5 sexual partners in their lifetimes, only one government official had more than 20, and he happened to report a number that few believe, nearly 2,500, he chose to remain anonymous though so we don't know who he is.


A poll of various soldiers revealed that while 20% of them considered oral sex "filthy and disgusting" they reported regularly engaging in anal sex with their wife or girlfriend, as they considered it "Cleaner and healthier than oral sex".


A poll of women in the female RG Armored Division revealed that 80% reported being virgins at the time they entered the divisional training, but 50% reported being sexually assaulted by male NCOs and officers as part of the training designed to desensitize them to the use of rape by enemy powers that might capture them. (Ooc- NCOs and officers typically beat and torture male recruits, and rape women recruits for the RG, to "Make them tougher)


98% of a random sampling of 5,000,000 citizens, approximately half female and half male responded with an answer of "yes" to "Condoms don't work and are pointless."

95% of the same group responded with a "Yes" to "Condoms and other forms of contraceptives are at best possibly dangerous and certainly pointless and at worst are sinful."



5% of males between ages 14 and 17 reported regularly engaging in sexual activites with females of the same age group. The government has since sought measures to stamp out what it deems, "unacceptable behavior by far too many youths."


It was determined, from a sampling of 10,000,000 married couples, that on average, each Mississippian couple will have sex at least 150 times a year, with the highest falling in a range from 350-1200, and the lowest falling in a range from 50-75.


92.5% of 10,000,000 farmers surveyed, with over 10 kids in their family, replied that a main reason for their having over 10 kids was for labor for their farms.


It was found that the average Mississippian woman will first become pregnant between 16 and 19 and will become pregnant once every 2 years from age 20 to age 43.


It was determined that 1 out of every 1,000,000 citizens who replied "No" to "Have you ever engaged in interracial sex?" was lying, this was determined using the Thought Police system. The government has stated, "This is clearly unacceptable and wrong, and will not be allowed to continue." This would mean that out of nearly 1.5 billion Mississippian and Commonwealth Citizens, approximately 1,500 of the white citizens (98% of the total number of citizens are white) have a history of racial miscegenation.


Overall, 90% of 10,000,000 women surveyed, replied that they were satisfied with the level of sexual modesty and such in Mississippi. Only 70% of men responded with a similar answer, stating the main problem was a lack of enforcement in the Public Modesty Acts by the Public Morality Police, stating that "women are allowed to wander about at beaches in nothing but jeans and t-shirts, tempting young men to acts of lust." (ooc- Currently if at a beach, and the temperature is over 95ยบ, women are allowed to wear t-shirt and jeans only, and not required to wear long-sleeve shirts with turtle necks)




The government commented, "We are fairly well satisfied with this study, yet we are upset that nearly 1,500 people are race-mixers, out of population of nearly 1.5 billion, 1,500 dissenters is simply an unacceptable number."
Kahta
06-12-2004, 23:18
Secret to Roger:

Comdoms work, and if used properly would have prevented the birth of the whore Yuna.

King MacDonald
Decisive Action
06-12-2004, 23:21
Secret to Roger:

Comdoms work, and if used properly would have prevented the birth of the whore Yuna.

King MacDonald


Secret to Sam:


"Yes, I know, Yuna is a filthy rotten whore, she was fine when she was with my father, but Alec corrupted her... Before Curtis, she was virgin, with Curtis she remained only with him, after leaving Curtis, she took a turn for the worse and has since had nearly three hundred sexual partners, about half what she calls consensual, but a woman like her probably lets herself be taken advantage of because she hates having sex with Alec and anything is better than him I imagine.

Anyway, in Mississippi condoms are only sold to the armed forces, and only for covering the ends of their rifles in desert, swamp, and jungle conditions to keep their weapons clean. We don't sell anything that might prevent conception to the public, most people don't want it either, hell, most people under twenty don't know what a condom is... Anyway, stopping conception is a form of abortion, under our laws anyway."


Czar Roger Fabus
Decisive Action
07-12-2004, 01:27
More data- Further study data has been released, 98% of 20,000,000 women surveyed stated, "Yes" to the question, "Yuna Alessandri is the greatest whore alive today." 99.5% of 20,000,000 men surveyed also answered yes.
Kahta
07-12-2004, 01:34
Secret to Sam:


"Yes, I know, Yuna is a filthy rotten whore, she was fine when she was with my father, but Alec corrupted her... Before Curtis, she was virgin, with Curtis she remained only with him, after leaving Curtis, she took a turn for the worse and has since had nearly three hundred sexual partners, about half what she calls consensual, but a woman like her probably lets herself be taken advantage of because she hates having sex with Alec and anything is better than him I imagine.

Anyway, in Mississippi condoms are only sold to the armed forces, and only for covering the ends of their rifles in desert, swamp, and jungle conditions to keep their weapons clean. We don't sell anything that might prevent conception to the public, most people don't want it either, hell, most people under twenty don't know what a condom is... Anyway, stopping conception is a form of abortion, under our laws anyway."


Czar Roger Fabus

If I were you, I'd give soldiers condoms to prevent them from getting STD's. Its better than having to treat them afterwards.

King MacDonald
Nutropinia
07-12-2004, 01:39
Cheaper too.

Dictator Silver
Kahta
07-12-2004, 01:41
More data- Further study data has been released, 98% of 20,000,000 women surveyed stated, "Yes" to the question, "Yuna Alessandri is the greatest whore alive today." 99.5% of 20,000,000 men surveyed also answered yes.


Have there been any surveys about me?

King MacDonald
Decisive Action
07-12-2004, 01:56
Have there been any surveys about me?

King MacDonald



"Yes, you were ranked as somewhat of a prude, based on what we know about what you will and what you won't do sexually."

Alessandro Giulio Cesare, Information Minister.
Nutropinia
07-12-2004, 01:58
Anything about me?

Dictator Silver
Decisive Action
07-12-2004, 02:11
Anything about me?

Dictator Silver



"No."

Alessandro Giulio Cesare, Information Minister
The Island of Rose
07-12-2004, 02:15
What the hell, what does it say about me and Diane?
President Sergei Ilyanov
The Canadian Union
07-12-2004, 02:22
One of the few things I agree with Pierre Trudeau on:

"The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation."

He's right. Why do you care what your people do in bed? Is it any of the government's business? Certainly not.

-Prime Minister Colin Graves.

P.S.: I need a good laugh- what does your study say about me and Mai?
Pyschotika
07-12-2004, 02:23
Trojan man!!!

Says a famous commercial that for some reason has been banned in Mississippi.
Decisive Action
07-12-2004, 02:24
One of the few things I agree with Pierre Trudeau on:



He's right. Why do you care what your people do in bed? Is it any of the government's business? Certainly not.

-Prime Minister Colin Graves.

P.S.: I need a good laugh- what does your study say about me and Mai?


"Page 129, paragraph 2, and I quote, "Colin Graves and his Viet Cong communist whore Mai, are both infected with various forms of exotic and largely unknown Asian venereal diseases. She is basically an asian prostitute who was adopted by foolish white parents."

Minister of Information Alessandro Giulio Cesare
Decisive Action
07-12-2004, 02:26
What the hell, what does it say about me and Diane?
President Sergei Ilyanov


"You're both uglier than sin, Sergei has a 3 inch penis, while Diane is probably blue and purple from so much VD and STDs down there. Anyway, you're both ugly as shit, and neither of you would get a second glance from any Mississippian man or woman. It's a wonder you two can stand to do each other, your children will be very ugly, and probably retarded."

Alessandro Giulio Cesare, Information Minister
The Canadian Union
07-12-2004, 02:27
"Page 129, paragraph 2, and I quote, "Colin Graves and his Viet Cong communist whore Mai, are both infected with various forms of exotic and largely unknown Asian venereal diseases. She is basically an asian prostitute who was adopted by foolish white parents."

Minister of Information Alessandro Giulio Cesare

Dear Minister Cesare,

I regret to inform you that you are full of shit. My wife and I are free of STDs, unlike certain members of your government.

-Colin Graves


Cesare,
Before you say another word about me, you bastard, I suggest you look carefully about how you talk about women. Can you really talk about women, considering that you've never had one?

-Mai Graves
MassPwnage
07-12-2004, 02:29
Well, ok, since we're lizard people, we lay eggs, and sex doesn't result in fertilization, only pleasure. The male has to manually fertilize the egg for it to develop anyway, thus contraception is pointless, although condoms make fun water balloons, hope this helps -Lien Wuzi, Minister of People's Affairs, the People's Republic of MassPwnage.
The Island of Rose
07-12-2004, 02:33
Actually, Diane is my only lover and vice versa. And good sir, it is 7 inches not 3. Also, we have no STDs or VDs. Unlike your soldiers who probably have herpes and what have you. Another thing, our future child will be a beautiful child and he shall be a smart one. You're a redneck when you have to insult a President by the size of his penis. Seriously now, if I couldn't gain my job on looks I think I gained it on intelligence, therefore you contridict yourself.
President Sergei Ilyanov
The Canadian Union
07-12-2004, 02:37
Actually, Diane is my only lover and vice versa. And good sir, it is 7 inches not 3. Also, we have no STDs or VDs. Unlike your soldiers who probably have herpes and what have you. Another thing, our future child will be a beautiful child and he shall be a smart one. You're a redneck when you have to insult a President by the size of his penis. Seriously now, if I couldn't gain my job on looks I think I gained it on intelligence, therefore you contridict yourself.
President Sergei Ilyanov


I second Mr. Ilyanov's statements. One of the more intelligent things said this evening.

-PM Colin Graves.
Decisive Action
07-12-2004, 02:39
Actually, Diane is my only lover and vice versa. And good sir, it is 7 inches not 3. Also, we have no STDs or VDs. Unlike your soldiers who probably have herpes and what have you. Another thing, our future child will be a beautiful child and he shall be a smart one. You're a redneck when you have to insult a President by the size of his penis. Seriously now, if I couldn't gain my job on looks I think I gained it on intelligence, therefore you contridict yourself.
President Sergei Ilyanov


"Oh, my, so smart, learn to spell contradict, you dumbass. Anyway, I was a military genius back in the day, and still am considered such. I fought in over twenty years of nearly constant operations, even as Premier I still jumped into the thick of fighting. I have courage and intelligence above whatever you could hope to have. Shall we compare IQs and number of degrees, books written, economic activity from our nations in the mid 90s eh? Well, you would lose."

Attorney General Curtis Fabus
Squibba
07-12-2004, 02:41
We're squid/ape people (think the future is wild) we have huge amounts of sex once a year and the rest of the time only about eight times a month.

Twullkhai Ong
The Canadian Union
07-12-2004, 02:41
"Oh, my, so smart, learn to spell contradict, you dumbass. Anyway, I was a military genius back in the day, and still am considered such. I fought in over twenty years of nearly constant operations, even as Premier I still jumped into the thick of fighting. I have courage and intelligence above whatever you could hope to have. Shall we compare IQs and number of degrees, books written, economic activity from our nations in the mid 90s eh? Well, you would lose."

Attorney General Curtis Fabus


Fabus, there is such a thing as being grossly over-educated. Certain overeducated people let it go to their heads, and become absolute assholes. You're proof of that.

Look, you can't learn everything in school. IQ numbers do not always equate into common sense.

-Mai Graves.
Doomingsland
07-12-2004, 02:43
Any poles about me?

-Emperor Helldawg V
MassPwnage
07-12-2004, 02:44
Welcome to the non-human world squibba, humans bah, so strange, (is bitchslapped by his human wife on the video transmission screen) SORRY, SORRY!- The Great Leader Li.
The Island of Rose
07-12-2004, 02:46
Well excuse me, that's how we spell contridict here. It's a cultural thing, don't blame me. A military genius, I won't deny that you have military prowess. 20 years of constant operations, 20 years of being in the Mob, which is like the Army. You have written books because you have the time, I don't. I have a degree from Rose University. Also in the mid-90s, I was a small time politician. Please, and I don't even insult you. "Dumbass" is something a teenager would say. I don't trust IQs either, they are biased if you ask me. I suppose you will label me a terrorist now? Meh, glad to know I'm wanted dead. Now if you excuse me, I need to go get the groceries, Diane's cooking a great Latin cuisine tonight. Seriously though, if you have a problem please go to the Villa and tell me. This isn't a threat, I'd like to know what problems you have with the Commonwealth.
President Sergei Ilyanov
Pyschotika
07-12-2004, 02:53
What about Mike Feldinchii's Daughter, Diana Feldinchii, and her Fiance Aleksey Nikoley'ch? And remember, Mike is CRAZY, thus Pysch Mike. Might want to answer carefully, or he'll send a verry insane telegram with a lot of naughty words in it.

( Have to watch Team America for it to make sence )
Camel Eaters
07-12-2004, 02:56
Alright my interest has been piqued (spelled it wrong let him insult me) what do your records say of me and my wife Jenevee?

King Linfield Hannon
Decisive Action
07-12-2004, 03:11
Alright my interest has been piqued (spelled it wrong let him insult me) what do your records say of me and my wife Jenevee?

King Linfield Hannon



Ooc- I didn't even know your leader had a wife, let alone named Jenevee... There are not records on all people, just those I mainly RP with (Sevaris, etc) and since we always slam Yuna, how could we not have info on her.
Camel Eaters
07-12-2004, 03:21
OOC: That is a good point but still it's always fun to be made fun of.
Pyschotika
07-12-2004, 03:21
OOC: I always read your RPs LOL......

I always manage to bust a gut too....