Hawdawg
06-12-2004, 20:18
Hawdawg National News
Kossuth, Hawdawg
(HAP)
In an almost unheard vote Josey Wales was elected the New Prime Minister by an astounding 298 - 2 margin. The Prime Minister Wales is assuming the duties of the office after the unexpected death of I.A.M. Ivahoe last week. An autopsy was performed on the former Prime Minister and while no foul play was detected over exercise and a weak pace-maker were determined as the possible causes of death. The secretary of Monald Crump, the Commerce Secretary, has been cleared of any criminal charges.
Prime Minister Wales announced today that the Nation would set aside Dec. 2nd as an official holiday for the beloved Ivanhoe. It is rumored that under Secretary Milo Ethanol will take over the reins at the Hawdawg Defense Department starting January 1st.
(HAP)
Kossuth, Hawdawg
(HAP)
In an almost unheard vote Josey Wales was elected the New Prime Minister by an astounding 298 - 2 margin. The Prime Minister Wales is assuming the duties of the office after the unexpected death of I.A.M. Ivahoe last week. An autopsy was performed on the former Prime Minister and while no foul play was detected over exercise and a weak pace-maker were determined as the possible causes of death. The secretary of Monald Crump, the Commerce Secretary, has been cleared of any criminal charges.
Prime Minister Wales announced today that the Nation would set aside Dec. 2nd as an official holiday for the beloved Ivanhoe. It is rumored that under Secretary Milo Ethanol will take over the reins at the Hawdawg Defense Department starting January 1st.
(HAP)