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Help us with independence!

Foxstenikopolis
06-12-2004, 00:06
The story:

Foxsteni rebels marched to the parliment of the provence of Foxstenikopolis. They took down the Frisbee Freak flag, and replaced it with the Foxsteni flag. They then declared independence. When word reached Juun, The Prime Dictator of Frisbee Freaks, she declared war on these rebels. Word also reached MrSparkleland, who also declared that they were no longer a puppet state of the Frisbee Freaks. Now the rebels in Foxstenikopolis and in MrSparkleland are asking for help from the outside world, so they can be independent.
MrSparkleland
06-12-2004, 00:29
The MrSparkleland forces attacked a Freaken military base today. They captured 100's of rounds and artillery and weapons. It came at a cost of 500 Sparklian soldiers, but a great threat within the nation was eradicated. They then used the Jets and 10 missles at another nearby Freaken military base. After the previous war with the freaks, MrSparkleland moved to Planet Janky as a satilite of the Frisbee Freaks. The Freaks built 24 military bases here on MrSparkleland to be aimed at Jankia in case of war. They planned on using the 24 military bases throughout MrSparkleland to quickly capture the Jankians and destroy them. We are now waiting for Jankia to comment.
Proud Warriors
06-12-2004, 00:32
n00bs... This is pointless.
MrSparkleland
06-12-2004, 00:37
What do you mean this is pointless? your the n00b to post spam like that! here is the point: I already have another nation called The Frisbee Freaks, I got bored, so I made a nation called Foxstenikopolis, after one of Frisbee Freaks provences, and now they are fighting a war so that Foxstenikopolis will be free! MrSparkleland was another nation that The Frisbee Freaks made a satilite state after another war. Now, MrSparkleland is fighting for Independence also. got that? or should I dumb it down a little more...
Proud Warriors
06-12-2004, 00:43
So basically, you're fighting a war against yourself, using yourself as an ally, and defending yourself from yourself, all while getting independence from yourself. You need a good psychiatrist. Only a n00b fights that kind of war... And I've been playing this game for over a year now.
Avios
06-12-2004, 00:44
What is the point of this rebellion? I think the outside world would like to know if this cause if just or not before we decide to get involved.
MrSparkleland
06-12-2004, 00:46
So basically, you're fighting a war against yourself, using yourself as an ally, and defending yourself from yourself... Only a n00b fights that kind of war... And I've been playing this game for over a year now.

A lot of people have more than one nation. Sel Appa and Anvorbuod are run by one guy and fighting eachother, for instance, N00b Warriors.
MrSparkleland
06-12-2004, 00:49
What is the point of this rebellion? I think the outside world would like to know if this cause if just or not before we decide to get involved.

Avios, The point is intertainment. I got this Idea from viewing the war in Sel Appa thread and decided to make my own cvil war thread in my country. That simple. Ask all the questions you want, just don't spam. Just choose a side and help out!
Malkyer
06-12-2004, 00:49
Hmmm...I don't like Frisbee Freaks, so my instinct is to help the rebels, but they're just FF puppets. Which side should I help? Should I get involved at all?An interesting moral query, no?

Just kidding. I don't care.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 00:50
Please ignore these stupid rebels. I will kill them soon...
MrSparkleland
06-12-2004, 00:52
Hmmm...I don't like Frisbee Freaks, so my instinct is to help the rebels, but they're just FF puppets. Which side should I help? Should I get involved at all?An interesting moral query, no?

Just kidding. I don't care.

We are not puppets as long as we are fighting them. Me and Foxstenikopolis both want to bring an end to the Freaks. by all means, help if you have nothing better to do!
Avios
06-12-2004, 00:52
I mean why is this region fighting for independence? Is their old government capitalist swine? Are they dissatisfied with a certain position the government has taken? If they are just rebelling for the heck of it, I don't see why anyone would get involved, unless they had a previous relationship, either friendly or hostile, with Frisbee Freak.
Foxstenikopolis
06-12-2004, 00:57
The Frisbee Freak leader is cruel to his own people. There was once a nation called Foxtenikopolis, but they died of inactivity. I just wrote it off as conquest by the Freaks. Now they want independence again. MrSparkleland lost another war with the Freaks, and were forced to become a Frisbee Freak puppet state. Both want independence. The Frisbee Freaks were not at all capitalistic. Any more questions?
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 00:59
All I ever did was oppress you guys! bunch of cry babies!
Avios
06-12-2004, 01:02
Avios still needs more assurance that Foxstenikopolis is worthy of independence. What is your interim government’s intended course of action and what will you work towards once given self-determination? Avioan forces are being mobilized for possible deployment.
Foxstenikopolis
06-12-2004, 01:05
My intended course of action is to break free of the evil Frisbee Freaks. When I have my independence, I will make a new region, invite all free loving peoples there to live, and make myself powerful again after over 100 days of Freak domination.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 01:11
You must join us Avios! I can easily defeat my enemies. But with you, we will crush them much faster! I don't want to hog all the fun of killing innocent lives! Then, after we win, we can commit horrible genocide against the people of Foxstenikopolis, and kill the entire population off so it will never happen again! I can do the same to your rebels! It will be fun!
Foxstenikopolis
06-12-2004, 01:15
That's why I am fighting them, Avios! They are evil scum! Let's see how they like being conquered! There could be something in it for you, if this goes out right!
Avios
06-12-2004, 01:18
Avios has pledged its support in propping up the fledging government of Foxstenikopolis. The Senate of Avios has recognized the new nation and a portion of Avios’s navy has been sent out towards the warring nations. Heavy bombardment campaigns are planned with long-range surface-to-surface missiles and high-level precision bombers. Diplomatic channels are still open and the Premier suggests Frisbee Freaks surrender, before they are trounced by a much larger nation.
East Kirche
06-12-2004, 01:24
The Republic of East Kirche declares war on Frisbee Freaks. East Kirchen ships will join with the Avioan fleet to be dispatched shortly.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 01:29
What? Why is everyone against me all the sudden? Was it something I said?
Avios
06-12-2004, 01:31
Recognize Foxstenikopolis as a sovereign nation before your military and government centers are leveled. Avioan ships are on their way to your shores.
Foxstenikopolis
06-12-2004, 01:32
Boo-yah! I finally got some support!

every nation that enters the war, please update this:

Freaks=Frisbee Freaks,.....
Independence=Foxstenikopolis, Avios, East Kirche,...
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 01:36
Recognize Foxstenikopolis as a sovereign nation before your military and government centers are leveled. Avioan ships are on their way to your shores.

Look, I know it seems imposible, that you are so much bigger than me, but did Hitler ever give up even after France was liberated and Allied forces invaded Germany? No! Did Napolean ever give up? No! I know that we both know that many of our citizens will die before I surrender, but why quit?
Microlaneia
06-12-2004, 01:41
The island state of Microlaneia, in accordance with its alliance with Avios, has declared war on Frisbee Freaks. Our navy is exceptionally large, being that we rely so heavily on the sea, and is ready to assist in the liberation of Foxstenikopolis.

Please note that Microlaneia’s navy is large but not necessarily highly-advanced. The majority of our ships are anti-submarine and anti-air. We are willing to provide the fleet with defense, but have little means of bombarding inland targets.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 01:45
A bombing run has been set for Microlanea. Someone please help me! :(

Freaks=Frisbee Freaks,.....
Independence=Foxstenikopolis, Avios, East Kirche,Microlanea,...
Avios
06-12-2004, 01:46
The fleets of Avios, East Kirche, and Microlaneia have merged and are proceeding to their target. The Premier of Avios once again requests that Frisbee Freaks surrender. They are now even more hopelessly outnumbered.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 01:54
No freaking way, Avios!
Avios
06-12-2004, 01:56
Very well. Perhaps you will reconsider your position when your house lies in ruin.

OOC: I don’t understand your signature. The link you provided is obviously not on the internet, as it’s from your C-drive.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 02:00
OOC:Shoot! how do I get that on the internet? I don't have a site!

IC: We have spotted your fleet and just shot 500 cruise missles at it. Let's see you invade me now!
Microlaneia
06-12-2004, 02:04
Microlaneian ships launched missiles of their own at the incoming missile. Machine gun turrets on board all vessels were manned with the intent of shooting down any stray missiles not taken out by the defensive salvo.
East Kirche
06-12-2004, 02:07
East Kirchen radar detected incoming hostile objects. After reporting to all friendly ships, East Kirchen ships launched their own missiles to intercept the land-based cruise missiles. In the bombardment, the light frigate Tskvenburg was hit and the crew was forced to evacuate to other ships of the fleet.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 02:08
You guys better not godmod!
Avios
06-12-2004, 02:12
Avioan battleships were now in range. With no diplomatic resolution yet reached, the go-ahead was given to open fire. While some of the smaller ships dealt with the incoming missiles, the battleships fired off their own cruise missiles and long-range shells at coastal fortifications, naval bases, and the occasional infrastructure target of opportunity.

OOC: There are a couple ways you could do that. Geocities works, for instance. You mustn’t be very computer-suave.
Avios
06-12-2004, 02:13
Avios calls upon their allies in Foxstenikopolis to attack their oppressors. Avios, East Kirche, and Microlaneia are providing support, but they will not fight the war alone.
Foxstenikopolis
06-12-2004, 02:14
Foxsteni soldiers have taken 3 more bases since earlier on. Many of the Freaken ships continued to bombard Foxstenikopolis. Foxsteni spys have indicated that the Freaks have several nukes ready to strike targets all over Avios, Foxstenikopolis, Micronlaneia, and East Kirche.
Foxstenikopolis
06-12-2004, 02:16
Avios calls upon their allies in Foxstenikopolis to attack their oppressors. Avios, East Kirche, and Microlaneia are providing support, but they will not fight the war alone.

I'm not fighting the war alone either! let's kick Freak but!!! :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:
Avios
06-12-2004, 02:19
Avios is deeply troubled by reports of possible nuclear attack. The Avios-Microlaneia-Jermome-Rodentious-Saarstein missile shield was put on high alert. The naval fleet moved in closer to Frisbee Freak shores and stepped up their bombardment. Several cruise missiles were launched at compounds that could possibly hold the Frisbee Freak leader.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 02:19
Avioan battleships were now in range. With no diplomatic resolution yet reached, the go-ahead was given to open fire. While some of the smaller ships dealt with the incoming missiles, the battleships fired off their own cruise missiles and long-range shells at coastal fortifications, naval bases, and the occasional infrastructure target of opportunity.

Frisbee Freak AA defense systems are keeping most missles at bay, and Artiliry fires at the ships and at the liberators. Kara McFrisbee, the general of the defence force has been put in charge. She will not let you get to Foxstenikopolis or invade the Frisbee Freaks!
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 02:21
Avios is deeply troubled by reports of possible nuclear attack. The Avios-Microlaneia-Jermome-Rodentious-Saarstein missile shield was put on high alert.

The Frisbee Freak missle shield will also be ready for you!
East Kirche
06-12-2004, 02:21
Secret IC:

East Kirche prepared its own nuclear arsenal for launch, targeting metropolitan centers in the land of Frisbee Freaks. They are ready to be fired should the need arise. The Chancellor has called for SAM’s to be deployed across the country, should a report of an inbound missile come in.
Microlaneia
06-12-2004, 02:25
Microlaneian ships began attacking shoreline targets, particularly pesky artillery pieces. Damage to civilian structures has been deemed acceptable.
Avios
06-12-2004, 02:28
Avios has dispatched additional ships and transports to the shores of Frisbee Freaks. No solid plans for a landing have yet been made, but it will soon be an option. Because of the large amount of AA installments, air supremacy has not yet been established. Battleships and destroyers continue their assault on the enemy military from up-to twenty miles offshore.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 02:34
Freakean Artillery and AA batteries, and our enemie's navy continue to fight almost equally fighting. The Great one, Juun is too far away in her palace to let the bombardments bother her.
Foxstenikopolis
06-12-2004, 02:37
Foxsteni forces bombard the Frisbee Freaks. :mp5: With growing international pressure to stop the fighting, Frisbee Freaks are already looking weak. :mp5:
Jankia
06-12-2004, 02:39
The whole Frigate Task Force (49 Ships) Hovered over Frisbee Freaks. "This is General Nather, Surrender now or we will be forced to bombard your positions. This will not end in the same way as the other war.....". The MAC guns were Red Hot, they were waiting for the reply from Frisbee Freaks, if it was declined, they would bombard FF's capitol, if it was accepted, they would be replaced with a better, non-pychotic goverment.
Avios
06-12-2004, 02:40
Avios is determined to bring a quick end to this conflict. The fleet moved in closer once the transport ships joined the battle group. After intensive shelling of AA positions and artillery, quick air strikes were launched from the Avioan carrier Sickle. These attacks were intended to only get a couple of miles beyond the navy’s strike distance and then return. The pilots were to avoid unnecessary risks.
East Kirche
06-12-2004, 02:42
East Kirchen ships reported hitting a few skyscrapers in the nearest high-density area. While the strike was unintentional, the potential for civilian casualties will not hinder the destruction of the Freakan military from the sea.
Foxstenikopolis
06-12-2004, 02:53
Alright! Jankia!
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 03:00
The whole Frigate Task Force (49 Ships) Hovered over Frisbee Freaks. "This is General Nather, Surrender now or we will be forced to bombard your positions. This will not end in the same way as the other war.....". The MAC guns were Red Hot, they were waiting for the reply from Frisbee Freaks, if it was declined, they would bombard FF's capitol, if it was accepted, they would be replaced with a better, non-pychotic goverment.

General Nather, I have the same capabilities over you! As we speak 45 Freakean ships hover over your capital. Don't you be stupid now, and let's try to keep this updated, shall we?

Freaks=Frisbee Freaks,.....
Independence=Foxstenikopolis, Avios, East Kirche,Microlanea,Jankia,....

Noone likes me!!! :( :( :(
MrSparkleland
06-12-2004, 03:05
MrSparkleland launched A large attack on the Freaks. With the help of Foxstenikopolis, and the Naval powers, It looks like we may win!
Avios
06-12-2004, 03:06
Premier Pelican of Avios commands Juun of Frisbee Freaks to abdicate, or face a massive invasion from three nations that will result in the deaths of many Freaks. Already, the last of the enemy coastal defenses are being disposed of.
Avios
06-12-2004, 03:08
OOC: Frisbee Freaks, could you e-mail me the .zip file of your maps? If they are small enough, I can get them online for you. Send it to Pelican_13@Yahoo.com
MrSparkleland
06-12-2004, 03:25
Premier Pelican of Avios commands Juun of Frisbee Freaks to abdicate, or face a massive invasion from three nations that will result in the deaths of many Freaks. Already, the last of the enemy coastal defenses are being disposed of.

Neveeeeeeeer!!!!!!!! How could the last of the coastal defense be gone already? Are you godmodding?!!!
MrSparkleland
06-12-2004, 03:26
OOC: Frisbee Freaks, could you e-mail me the .zip file of your maps? If they are small enough, I can get them online for you. Send it to Pelican_13@Yahoo.com

Let me update that map first.
Avios
06-12-2004, 03:26
Neveeeeeeeer!!!!!!!! How could the last of the coastal defense be gone already? Are you godmodding?!!!

OOC: Who are you? I'm shelling Frisbee Freaks. Look, FF is up against three nations which each have over a billion more citizens. He can't win and I can't be online forever, so let's hurry this up already. It is unrealistic that FF will win. Also, what's with all this hovering ship jargon? No future tech.
MrSparkleland
06-12-2004, 03:30
OOC: Who are you? I'm shelling Frisbee Freaks. Look, FF is up against three nations which each have over a billion more citizens. He can't win and I can't be online forever, so let's hurry this up already. It is unrealistic that FF will win. Also, what's with all this hovering ship jargon? No future tech.

Sorry, I'm playing all three nations (Freaks, MrSparkleland, and Foxstenikopolis) I have to be more careful......:rolleyes:
Jankia
06-12-2004, 03:49
JNews, 9:29 PM, 12/05/04 SPECIAL REPORT

A mass evacuation has been ordered to Janky City, Janky city has many airports and highways so it will be an easy and safe passage out of the city. The President has already been evacuated to an undisclosed place. All civillians in Janky City are to goto their Closest Military base, where they will be treated until the Freak ships are gone, a bombardment is highly unlikey because of the tight air defence grid around the Planet.

Sector 14 of Planets Space

70 Jankian Destroyers moved in Behind the Frigates, getting all their MACs and fighters ready. "All Ships, open Fire!". 70 ships opened up on the unsuspecting Freek Frigates. 100 pelicans flew to one of the frigates docking Bays. "Just a Sec guys.........ok, the docking bay doors are hacked, opening now". 50 Pelicans flew in, the others were either badly damaged or gone, 20 Marines poured out of each, heading for the bridge. They encountred lots of resistance, many were lost but there was enoguh to take the bridge. The Marines made it to the bridge, with very heavy resistance. They broke through, the captain had a pistol in his hand, shooting 2 marines and killing them. A sniper shot the gun out of the Captains hand, 6 marines moved in and took the Captain Hostage. The soldiers look outside the bridges window, ships fom both sides were damages very badly, a freak fighter passed by the window followed by a missle and 3 SkyHawks, the window cut off and they couldnt see what happened. They saw a Destroyer power up its MAC guns and a frigate powering up its guns, they both fired, both hit eachothers bridge. The frigate that got hit in the bridge was close, a light came from it and suddenly exploded. Killing anything left in it and the Marines left in the other frigate. Several Escape pods left the destroyer, a bright light came from it too, the escaping lifepods were engulfed in the explosian.

STATUS:

16 Destroyers Gone
40,000 Dead
36,000 Injured
12,000 Missing
Unknown Freak Casulties

OOC: Phew....that was the biggest post i ever made :p
Jankia
06-12-2004, 03:54
Also, what's with all this hovering ship jargon? No future tech.

OOC: By Jargon do you mean me?
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 03:57
JNews, 9:29 PM, 12/05/04 SPECIAL REPORT

A mass evacuation has been ordered to Janky City, Janky city has many airports and highways so it will be an easy and safe passage out of the city. The President has already been evacuated to an undisclosed place. All civillians in Janky City are to goto their Closest Military base, where they will be treated until the Freak ships are gone, a bombardment is highly unlikey because of the tight air defence grid around the Planet.

Sector 14 of Planets Space

70 Jankian Destroyers moved in Behind the Frigates, getting all their MACs and fighters ready. "All Ships, open Fire!". 70 ships opened up on the unsuspecting Freek Frigates. 100 pelicans flew to one of the frigates docking Bays. "Just a Sec guys.........ok, the docking bay doors are hacked, opening now". 50 Pelicans flew in, the others were either badly damaged or gone, 20 Marines poured out of each, heading for the bridge. They encountred lots of resistance, many were lost but there was enoguh to take the bridge. The Marines made it to the bridge, with very heavy resistance. They broke through, the captain had a pistol in his hand, shooting 2 marines and killing them. A sniper shot the gun out of the Captains hand, 6 marines moved in and took the Captain Hostage. The soldiers look outside the bridges window, ships fom both sides were damages very badly, a freak fighter passed by the window followed by a missle and 3 SkyHawks, the window cut off and they couldnt see what happened. They saw a Destroyer power up its MAC guns and a frigate powering up its guns, they both fired, both hit eachothers bridge. The frigate that got hit in the bridge was close, a light came from it and suddenly exploded. Killing anything left in it and the Marines left in the other frigate. Several Escape pods left the destroyer, a bright light came from it too, the escaping lifepods were engulfed in the explosian.

STATUS:

16 Destroyers Gone
40,000 Dead
36,000 Injured
12,000 Missing
Unknown Freak Casulties

OOC: Phew....that was the biggest post i ever made :p

Frisbee Freak STATUS
15 Destroyers Gone
55,000 Dead
30,000 Injured
15,000 Missing
Total:95,000 on both sides

I thought we said no future tech
Avios
06-12-2004, 03:58
OOC: By Jargon do you mean me?

OOC: Jargon is speach understood only by a certain group. With you, it would be Halo players (luckily I am familiar).
Jankia
06-12-2004, 04:01
I thought we said no future tech



OOC: Sry didnt look on the other 2 pages :p
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 04:02
Frisbee Freaks are almost destroyed. The entire navy has been eradicated, and Foxsteni rebels already took half the country. Kara Mcfrisbee and her regent surrendered, and Foxsteni rebels are shelling the capital of Juunotorum. It won't be long now....
Avios
06-12-2004, 04:04
Avios has decided it is about time to make a landing. The transports pulled up on the beach as the battleships drew within a mile of the shoreline. Infantry fighting vehicles and tanks drove over the desolate beaches and into the cities, mobbing up the last pockets of resistance and assuming control of coastal cities.
Jankia
06-12-2004, 04:07
The Frigates started bombarding the capitol. One frigate aimed directly on the capitol building. The captain zoomed in on the capitol building, to see if it would hit, it would take a few minutes to reach it. After 3 Minutes a large cloud arose from the building. A direct Hit! "This is Nather, send in the Hawks and bring those S.O.Bs down! The Hawks flew down, dropping bomb after bomb on Freak trenches to help the Rebels.

OOC: See everyone tomorrow, i got to goto bed
United Manchester
06-12-2004, 04:08
"Let those who desire a secure homeland conquer it. Let those who do not conquer it live under the whip and in exile, watched over like wild animals, cast from one country to another, concealing the death of their souls with a beggar's smile from the scorn of free men."
East Kirche
06-12-2004, 04:11
East Kirche, following Avios, landed some of their own mechanized vehicles on Freak soil. The East Kirchen armored divisions set out to conquer the last of the hostile foes. The Chancellor proposes that Avios, East Kirche, and Microlaneia establish their own interim military government in the land of the Frisbee Freaks until a more permanent order can be restored.
Avios
06-12-2004, 04:14
The Premier of Avios agrees with the suggestions submitted by the Chancellor of East Kirche. Avioan tanks turn towards Juunotorum in what will hopefully be the final push of the war. Avioan fighter-bombers are being allowed to venture farther and farther into Freak territory to unload their payloads.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 04:16
The Frigates started bombarding the capitol. One frigate aimed directly on the capitol building. The captain zoomed in on the capitol building, to see if it would hit, it would take a few minutes to reach it. After 3 Minutes a large cloud arose from the building. A direct Hit! "This is Nather, send in the Hawks and bring those S.O.Bs down! The Hawks flew down, dropping bomb after bomb on Freak trenches to help the Rebels.

OOC: See everyone tomorrow, i got to goto bed

The Frisbee Freaks responded by bombing the Jankian capital building and national palace. They also killed many civilians. I said don't be stupid. :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: I'm done too. Let's continue this tomorrow, ok?
Avios
06-12-2004, 04:19
Juun, your forces lie in ruins and your nation in on the verge of collapse. I strongly urge you to surrender, and we will cease hostilities. If not, we will begin bombing your capital city. We sincerely hope you reply before our tanks arrive at your doorstep.
Avios
06-12-2004, 04:20
I'm done too. Let's continue this tomorrow, ok?

OOC: Alright. E-mail me those maps first. I expect your surrender soon.
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 04:21
"Stooooop!!!! let's have a cease fire and start talks for peace terms" said the Freak leader, Juun in the phone to the leaders of each nation. "This war is destroying my people and nation! We cannot go on! let's discuss peace tomorrow. For now, let's sleep and enjoy the cease fire!"
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 04:22
OOC: Alright. E-mail me those maps first. I expect your surrender soon.

I tried to E-mail you, but it said there was some error. If you saw the map though, you would see we are on the verge of collapse.
Avios
06-12-2004, 04:41
OOC: What did you do to try and send it? Do you use something like Yahoo to send it and are you sure you know how to attach files to e-mails?
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 16:41
OOC: What did you do to try and send it? Do you use something like Yahoo to send it and are you sure you know how to attach files to e-mails?

OOC:You know what, I don't think I know for sure. This is making me mad!! :mad:

IC:The leaders and diplomats of Frisbee Freaks, Foxstenikopolis, MrSparkleland, Avios, East Kirche, and Microlaneia met in the capital of Avios. The Frisbee Freak leader, Juun, gave a peace of paper among the leaders. "These are our proposed terms for peace" he said.

-------------------------Treaty-------------------------

The nations of Frisbee Freaks, and Foxstenikopolis's allies
wish to end the war. Here is the conditions:

Artikle 1: Foxstenikopolis is recoginized by Frisbee Freaks and
the world as a soveirgn nation.

Artikle 2: Frisbee Freaks surrender.

Artikle 3: Frisbee Freaks claim all responsebility in the war

Artikle 4: Frisbee Freaks lose control of MrSparkleland as a
puppet state.

Artikle 5: Frisbee Freaks may not station their military in
MrSparkleland or Foxstenikopolis unless otherwise stated.

Artikle 6: Frisbee Freaks pay $5,000,000 in war reparations
to the people of Foxstenikopolis.

Artikle 7: Frisbee Freaks cede 157,000 square miles of land
to the Republic of Foxstenikopolis.

Signed: Frisbee Freaks
Frisbee Freaks
06-12-2004, 16:54
OOC: What did you do to try and send it? Do you use something like Yahoo to send it and are you sure you know how to attach files to e-mails?

I think I finally got it to work, check your e-mails. Also, tell me what you think about the proposed Treaty.
Avios
06-12-2004, 22:13
OOC: I never got the map. Do you have YIM or any messenger program with file-transfer capabilities?

The guns of the coalition forces fell silent all over the conquered nation. Cheers rang out over Aviagrad, the capital city of Avios, as the Avioan people have won their first war.

Premier Pelican of Avios sees this treaty as a step in the right direction, but it does not yet address everything he wishes to see addressed. The former government of Frisbee Freaks will have to be examined before it is determined which elements will be allowed to remain in power. The fledging republic of Foxstenkiopolis will also have to be monitored, so that the coalition will be assured that a government similar to its mother state’s does not spring up.

In addition, the entire tactical arsenal of Frisbee Freaks will turn over to Avios, Microlaneia, and East Kirche for dismantlement immediately.
Jankia
06-12-2004, 22:20
JNews, 9:29 PM, 12/05/04 SPECIAL REPORT

A mass evacuation has been ordered to Janky City, Janky city has many airports and highways so it will be an easy and safe passage out of the city. The President has already been evacuated to an undisclosed place. All civillians in Janky City are to goto their Closest Military base, where they will be treated until the Freak ships are gone, a bombardment is highly unlikey because of the tight air defence grid around the Planet.


They also killed many civilians.

OOC: Ill let this pass, bacause there had to atleast some civies left in the city
Foxstenikopolis
07-12-2004, 00:33
Are you obsessed with pelicans or something, Avios? That's ok because I am obsessed with foxes.
Avios
07-12-2004, 00:41
OOC: Yes. Continue the roleplay already. Amd many of my friends are obsessed with foxes (and I am a little bit too).
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 00:48
OOC: I never got the map. Do you have YIM or any messenger program with file-transfer capabilities?

The guns of the coalition forces fell silent all over the conquered nation. Cheers rang out over Aviagrad, the capital city of Avios, as the Avioan people have won their first war.

Premier Pelican of Avios sees this treaty as a step in the right direction, but it does not yet address everything he wishes to see addressed. The former government of Frisbee Freaks will have to be examined before it is determined which elements will be allowed to remain in power. The fledging republic of Foxstenkiopolis will also have to be monitored, so that the coalition will be assured that a government similar to its mother state’s does not spring up.

In addition, the entire tactical arsenal of Frisbee Freaks will turn over to Avios, Microlaneia, and East Kirche for dismantlement immediately.

Ok, Pelican, my government is on the verge of collapse. Some new revolutionary leader will probably take over after a civil war or something. I am so weak now I would not worry about it. You have to check with Foxstenikopolis on the 2nd thing, though I believe if you remain their ally, it should be alright. 3rd thing, It is not easy, but I will turn over most tactical balistic missles.
Microlaneia
07-12-2004, 00:52
Microlaneia has no intention to continue an occupation. We helped with the naval war, but find landing ground troops unnecessary. We will continue to patrol the coasts, but the bulk of remaining work will be left to Avios and East Kirche.
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 00:52
IC: The communist party marches in Juunotorum. The government cannot open fire on them because of the many nations that are dangerous to the current government. The communist leader, Jaan marched into the government centers. Frisbee Freaks are politicaly split for the moment.
Avios
07-12-2004, 00:56
Avios is presented with a variety of options regarding Frisbee Freaks. Some right-wing coalitions are calling for annexation, resource theft, and raping Juun. Most politicians are ready to accept the terms offered by Frisbee Freaks, but the Premier is still considering the best course of action to take.

There is widespread consensus that all nuclear missiles are to be removed. Specialized units are being sent to Frisbee to begin the task.
Jankia
07-12-2004, 01:11
Civillians finally went back to their homes in Janky City. Many were left without homes, but also many had their homes untouched. The homeless were to stay at Rec. Centers until their homes were rebuilt. Jankias capitol building was totaly destroyed, the skyscraper what was high into the cloads was not on the ground. A building of a new capitol building came underway. It would be bigger and better. it would have its own little army that would be even better than the SPARTAN IIs. The building would be a mile wide and 30 miles in length. the army would consist of 1,000 SPARTAN III Cyborgs, 300 new prototype Pelicans, and 300 New prototype warthogs.
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 01:16
No Future tech, Jankia
Avios
07-12-2004, 01:17
In the spirit of negotiation, Premier Pelican of Avios offers the following terms:

Point 1: Frisbee Freaks surrender.

Point 2: Foxstenikopolis is to be granted full independence from Frisbee Freaks and its government shall be recognized by Frisbee Freaks.

Point 3: Frisbee Freaks claim all responsibility for the war of independence over Foxstenikopolis.

Point 4: MrSparkleland is to be granted full independence from Frisbee Freaks and its government shall be recognized by Frisbee Freaks.

Point 5: Frisbee Freaks are to pay $5,000,000 in war reparations to Foxstenikopolis.

Point 6: Frisbee Freaks cede 157,000 square miles of land to the Republic of Foxstenikopolis.

Point 7: All tactical weapons of Frisbee Freaks become property of Avios and East Kirche.

Point 8: The Premier of Avios is to be recognized as the head of state of Frisbee Freaks with the elected leader of Frisbee Freaks as the subordinate head of state.

Point 9: Frisbee Freaks are to cede two rectangular plots of coastal land, each fifteen square miles, which border each other, to Avios and East Kirche.
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 01:20
OCC: If you still don't have the map, the E-mail thing is shit.

IC:Frisbee Freaks destroy all weapons so they won't fall into the hands of the enemy. But accepts everything else.
Jankia
07-12-2004, 01:20
No Future tech, Jankia

OOC: Rgr that. My whole nation is future tech tho lol, aslo, try emailing the map to me, jankyballs@hotmail.com
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 01:23
E-mail still won't work. Who invented it?
Avios
07-12-2004, 01:25
OOC: Do you have my e-mail right? Pelican_13@Yahoo.com

OOC2: You didn't answer my proposed treaty.

Furthermore, the Premier wishes to get in touch with the new government of Foxstenikopolis and urge them to establish a planned economy.
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 01:41
OOC:Screw this! I tried 8 times now, and it just does not work! The guy who made E-mails like this is Evil!!!!

IC:I said I accept all the treaty accept the 8th point. I already destroyed all my missles so you won't get it!
Avios
07-12-2004, 01:48
OOC: Does that include nuclear weapons? Destroying them would be spreading radiation over your country.
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 01:51
I gave them to Foxstenikopolis. They are more responsible than I am.
Foxstenikopolis
07-12-2004, 01:54
Furthermore, the Premier wishes to get in touch with the new government of Foxstenikopolis and urge them to establish a planned economy.

We accept all outside help.
Avios
07-12-2004, 01:57
Should it be necessary, Avios can prepare an economic aid package for Foxstenikopolis. We are willing to debate Point 8 of the peace treaty with Frisbee Freaks. It was our intention not to take complete control of the defeated nation, but to remain a part of their government and make sure they progress in the right direction.

If Foxstenikopolis has any nuclear missiles which were smuggled into their country in the last hours of the war, they should be turned over to Avios and East Kirche.
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 02:00
We cannot give up what keeps us safe!
East Kirche
07-12-2004, 02:04
East Kirche is very interested in the prospect of gaining an overseas port. The East Kirchen people are glad that a ceasefire has been reached so quickly. We plan to sign any peace treaty that Avios approves of.
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 02:14
Frisbee Freak news:

The communist party and Juun party fights in a battle today. The Communist Party, led by Jaan ceased control of the nation and now wants to agree with the treaty.
Avios
07-12-2004, 02:24
Avios first wishes to examine the population’s support of the Communist Party of Frisbee Freaks. We are willing to recognize it as the official government of Frisbee Freaks if there is enough support of it.
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 02:37
Communist: 47%
Republicans: 37%
Democrats: 10%
Juun Government: 6

Here is the survey.
Avios
07-12-2004, 02:43
Avios officially recognizes the Communist Party of Frisbee Freaks as the legitimate government. The nine-point peace treaty will be signed soon. Avios is still actively searching out weapons of mass destruction in Foxstenikopia and Frisbee Freaks. Military presence will remain for a little while after the treaty to ensure stability.
Foxstenikopolis
07-12-2004, 02:47
I started my own region to be completely independent of the Freaks. come see. http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi
Foxstenikopolis
07-12-2004, 02:54
Foxstenikopolis news report:

Foxsteni crowds gathered in Foxstenikopolotorum, The Foxsteni capital, name means Foxtenikopolis City in Foxsian, celebrating the first war that ended in victory for Foxstenikopolis and flying the flags of the new republic, and the many nations that helped in the recent war. With the founding of our own region we are now officially independent of the Freaks!
Jankia
07-12-2004, 02:55
OOC:Screw this! I tried 8 times now, and it just does not work! The guy who made E-mails like this is Evil!!!!

IC:I said I accept all the treaty accept the 8th point. I already destroyed all my missles so you won't get it!

maybe make a hotmail account?
Avios
07-12-2004, 02:57
OOC: Psst… that link isn’t specific to any one nation because NationStates uses certain programs to move you about the site, rather than having many sites with their own URL. Indeed, there is no way to link to a specific region using that website.
Avios
07-12-2004, 03:01
I started my own region to be completely independent of the Freaks. come see. http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi

OOC: I can’t believe that no one made a region named Corneria before. I love Star Fox. http://www.sheezyart.com/view/81554/
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 03:05
I remember there used to be a nation called Corneria, but they must have died. I believe a planet deserves a whole region. I mean, don't you think there would be smaller nations in Corneria. and We both love Star Fox!!! Cool!!! If you love Star Fox enough, come join our region. We always want new members! you can also make ones after other Star Fox planets! Star Fox is ultimate cool! I am Fox Mcclouds biggest fans!
Foxstenikopolis
07-12-2004, 03:10
OOC: I can’t believe that no one made a region named Corneria before. I love Star Fox. http://www.sheezyart.com/view/81554/

By the way, was that picture taken by you? I could tell because of the pelican symbol. It was funny how it looked like Falco was acting cool. Fox was looking at Falco like "Big showoff!".
Avios
07-12-2004, 03:11
OOC: Well, I have an idea for a region that I will create soon. I have Foxstenikopolis in my dossier and I will invite them to join when I am getting ready to create it. Frisbee Freaks and MrSparkleland will not be allowed to join because of their names, though.

IC: So, it is done. A new government has been established in Foxstenikopolis and Frisbee Freaks and the war is over. All I need now are those nuclear missiles.

Avios currently has no nuclear missiles and does not intend to keep them, but its allies do.
Avios
07-12-2004, 03:12
By the way, was that picture taken by you? I could tell because of the pelican symbol. It was funny how it looked like Falco was acting cool. Fox was looking at Falco like "Big showoff!".

OOC: Yes, that was taken by me in camera mode in Super Smash Brothers: Melee and then I just took a picture of the screen with my digital camera. The Pelican avatar below shows that I was the artist, yes.
Frisbee Freaks
07-12-2004, 03:13
OOC: Frisbee Freaks and MrSparkleland will not be allowed to join because of their names, though.


OOC:What's wrong with our names?

IC:Ok, have the Nukes
Avios
07-12-2004, 03:32
OOC: They aren’t original. No nation would be called Frisbee Freaks. Foxstenikopolis is unique, though. My new region will have strict criteria.
Foxstenikopolis
07-12-2004, 04:35
Ok. What's your region called? I will check it out.
Avios
07-12-2004, 04:46
OOC: It hasn’t been created yet. I assume this roleplay is over, so we can move into telegram discussion if you’d like.
Foxstenikopolis
07-12-2004, 21:21
Here is the thread I started for the region. http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=379689
Avios
07-12-2004, 22:08
I see.

By the way, I expect to see Frisbee Freaks following the pro-social policies I would expect from an Avioan protectorate.
Foxstenikopolis
08-12-2004, 21:33
Avios, when you have your region, tell me, and I will check it out.
Avios
08-12-2004, 22:01
You will be one of the first I telegram upon its creation. Likely, forums will be up before the region is created, so that people can claim plots of land. For the purposes of these forums, we will act like every nation in brand-new and has never before been involved in a war, occupation, or whatever. The roleplay we just had will have no bearing on the new region.

Is Foxstenikopolis land-locked? Coastal? Islanded?
Frisbee Freaks
08-12-2004, 22:16
Frisbee Freak news:

The communist chairman, Jaan, was now sworn in as Chairman of the Frisbee Freaks. The first act while he was in was to change the name from The Jerklandwhereweplayallthetime of Frisbee Freaks to The Freak's Communist Empire Of Evil of Frisbee Freaks. The nation is now officially ruled by the communist party. Now that the Communist are in, Juun, the former dictator, and the Frisbee Freak nation, have been oficially defeated.
Avios
08-12-2004, 22:18
Avios is collectively concerned about the use of the word “Evil.”
Frisbee Freaks
08-12-2004, 22:25
We were evil before, just this time we have no nukes.
Avios
08-12-2004, 22:28
The communist chairman, Jaan, was now sworn in as Chairman of the Frisbee Freaks.

Premier Pelican of Avios will need to remain in close contact with the new subordinate head of state of Frisbee Freaks. He has sent an important telegram.
Frisbee Freaks
08-12-2004, 22:29
I'll check my telegrams.
Avios
08-12-2004, 22:36
Great. We hope to see communism bring prosperity to your troubled nation.
Frisbee Freaks
08-12-2004, 22:55
Microlaneian ships launched missiles of their own at the incoming missile. Machine gun turrets on board all vessels were manned with the intent of shooting down any stray missiles not taken out by the defensive salvo.

None of your ships were hit? 500 missles is a lot, and not one of your ships were sunk? That's godmodding!
Avios
08-12-2004, 23:07
OOC: Microlaneia is a nation of 1.8 billion and its fleet was mostly anti-naval and anti-air. Firing off 500 cruise missiles at a fleet in the middle of the ocean might be seen as godmodding too. Rest assured that Microlaneia could have beaten Frisbee Freaks alone, seeing as there exists a huge difference in power. Anyway, the war is over. I’m not entirely sure, but cruise missiles are most effective against stationary positions, not moving targets.
Avios
08-12-2004, 23:08
OOC: Work on sending me your maps, too. Try getting a Hotmail or Yahoo account. Yahoo will allow you to attach up to 1MB spread over three files in one e-mail.
Henrytopia
08-12-2004, 23:09
Is it possible that due to bad intel, your missiles completey missed? Also, it may be that they are keeping the truth hidden under a veil of secrecy so as not to show signs of weakness? Or maybe its just godmodding. :)
Avios
09-12-2004, 00:01
Is it possible that due to bad intel, your missiles completey missed? Also, it may be that they are keeping the truth hidden under a veil of secrecy so as not to show signs of weakness? Or maybe its just godmodding. :)

Exactly.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 00:36
Is it possible that due to bad intel, your missiles completey missed? Also, it may be that they are keeping the truth hidden under a veil of secrecy so as not to show signs of weakness? Or maybe its just godmodding. :)

The secrecy part, That's it! If it is godmodding though, I will be really mad! Also, how is launching 500 missles godmodding, I mean, I didn't say 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cruise missles!
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 00:40
OOC: Microlaneia is a nation of 1.8 billion and its fleet was mostly anti-naval and anti-air. Firing off 500 cruise missiles at a fleet in the middle of the ocean might be seen as godmodding too. Rest assured that Microlaneia could have beaten Frisbee Freaks alone, seeing as there exists a huge difference in power. Anyway, the war is over. I’m not entirely sure, but cruise missiles are most effective against stationary positions, not moving targets.

I know they can easily defeat me, but how is it that I could launch half my missles at a target, and they don't do a thing? If Microlanea is viewing this, they better have an explanation. Also, East Kirche only had 1 damaged ship? out of the hundreds you said you had? That's also godmodding, and I won't accept that as the final count!:headbang:
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 00:43
Frisbee Freak news:

Frisbee Freak stock market crashes! millions are unemployed in Frisbee Freaks, while Foxstenikopolis enjoys a great economic recovery. Foxstenikopolis is already more than 9/10ths as powerful as the Frisbee Freaks are.
Henrytopia
09-12-2004, 00:50
The secrecy part, That's it! If it is godmodding though, I will be really mad! Also, how is launching 500 missles godmodding, I mean, I didn't say 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cruise missles!

Oh I was not questioning your use of 500 missiles.. I was questioning the validity of virtually all of them missing. If that is the case and you had such a low kill ratio, I would open an investigation on your arms supplier and take action against them for providing you with faulty product. Unless of course you bought your missile guidance technology from Foxstenikopolis, then it all makes sense.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 00:53
I must execute my military guy.

Edit: Nah, they were just godmodding....! :mad:
Henrytopia
09-12-2004, 00:54
Also, East Kirche only had 1 damaged ship? out of the hundreds you said you had? That's also godmodding, and I won't accept that as the final count!:headbang:

I agree with you on that observation, hitting only one ship is pretty pathetic if you ask me. Check your receipts and make sure you do not have an invoice from the Foxstenikopolis Missile Guidance Labs.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 00:56
Actually, when Foxstenikopolis was under my rule, I forced them to build my military in slave labor camps. Also, missles are usually controled from where they were built in Frisbee Freaks. Either they were planning on that before independence, or Microlanea and East Kirche are godmodding.

Edit:Also, missles are usually controled from where they were built in Frisbee Freaks, and every gun, missle, and machine has a self destruct button, and a master self-destruct button. Yes this explainse why my empire was defeated in a single day.
Henrytopia
09-12-2004, 01:10
Collusion between the two? Could it have been a pre-meditated act devised by two nations in order to overthrow your nation? Interesting news piece this would make. You need an investigative report in my opinion. I am sure the UN would love to see the results, it would certainly drum up support from other nations to your side if it is revealed that you were set up.
Avios
09-12-2004, 01:15
Considering his regime was genocidal, I don’t think he’d get too much UN support.
Avios
09-12-2004, 01:17
None of your ships were hit? 500 missles is a lot, and not one of your ships were sunk? That's godmodding!

Could it be that while three powerful nations were roleplaying against you, you just decided to say “I launch 500 missiles” and expected our fleet to be whipped out?
Henrytopia
09-12-2004, 01:24
So many unanswered questions..
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 01:30
Could it be that while three powerful nations were roleplaying against you, you just decided to say “I launch 500 missiles” and expected our fleet to be whipped out?

I knew it couldn't have whipped the entire fleet out, but I expected that half (1,057 missles were owned before the war, and 93 nukes) of my missles would cripple them, and make the invasion much harder. A fleet of 1,000 ships should be too big to miss.
Avios
09-12-2004, 01:35
Well, no number of ships was ever specified, but let’s assume it was 1,000 ships. You fired 500 missiles from point A to point B. The guns of several ships all turn towards the incoming salvo. Cruisers are designed to be able to quickly take out underwater and aerial threats. So, we’re left with the specialized ships all firing on one area – an entire fleet’s guns concentrated on one barrage. Heck, one well-placed, wide explosion could have gotten all missiles passing through it, causing all of them to explode.

If you were really worried about killing some Avioan Armed Forces, it would have been more effective to have men in skyscrapers shooting at our IFV’s and tanks with RPG’s and such.
Avios
09-12-2004, 01:37
Actually, when Foxstenikopolis was under my rule, I forced them to build my military in slave labor camps.

Here's another consideration: Slave labor - you get what you pay for.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 01:46
Collusion between the two? Could it have been a pre-meditated act devised by two nations in order to overthrow your nation? Interesting news piece this would make. You need an investigative report in my opinion. I am sure the UN would love to see the results, it would certainly drum up support from other nations to your side if it is revealed that you were set up.

Good Idea!

Frisbee Freak news report; The Foxsteni connection revealed!:

We all know that Foxstenikopolis gained independence from us while the Great one, Prime dictator Juun was still in power by gaining the support of 4 super powers. But what we didn't know that Foxstenikopolis actually cheated in this war. Greg L. Frisbee investigated. He went to Foxstenikopolotorum, Foxstenikopolis to investigate. He met with the resistence leader, and now president of the new republic of Foxstenikopolis. He was able to obtaine information regarding Foxstenikopolis's plans before the war. According to the President, and most of the Foxsteni population, that the citizens in the slave-run bomb factories were given notes, for their eyes only, to sabatoge all their productions. Over 7/10 of Frisbee Freak's military was made in Foxstenikopolis, and nearly all of them exploded when in use. Many Freakean jets and airplanes exploded in the sky. Later investigation reveald no shots ever hit them. How could this be? Unless it was sabatoged. Sure enough, a plaque on it said Made in Lazava, Foxstenikopolis! The coastle emplacements that fought to protect during the invasion could've done a lot more damaged, but many were made in Foxsteni slave-factories. A coincidence that 3 of the nations greatest attempts to keep The Frisbee Freak safe failed misrably? A coincedence that all were made in Foxstenikopolis? A conicedence that all were made before the war, and were brand new? This is for you to decide.

Show that to the UN! Whew! that was my longest post ever! :p
Avios
09-12-2004, 01:52
Premier Pelican of Avios and the Protectorate of Frisbee Freaks orders a disassembly of obsolete Frisbee Freak and Foxstenik military equipment. The enlisted men of Frisbee Freaks are to be used in the reconstruction efforts and to bolster regional stability.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 02:30
I'll gladly get rid of that old garbage.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 02:32
Collusion between the two? Could it have been a pre-meditated act devised by two nations in order to overthrow your nation? Interesting news piece this would make. You need an investigative report in my opinion. I am sure the UN would love to see the results, it would certainly drum up support from other nations to your side if it is revealed that you were set up.

How do I get my story to the United Nations?
Avios
09-12-2004, 02:52
How do I get my story to the United Nations?

The United Nations doesn’t really do anything, so it wouldn’t matter anyway.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 03:39
Hey, Avios, if you answered a question I just asked, why did you quote me? :confused:
Avios
09-12-2004, 03:44
Hey, Avios, if you answered a question I just asked, why did you quote me? :confused:

OOC: So you're sure that I'm talking to you. The quote shows that what I say directly after it is a reply.

IC: How is the reconstruction effort coming along?
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 03:58
OOC: ok.

IC: Reconstruction is terrible. We have no army left, Foxstenis are talking about a final revenge, and our factions look like they may fight over the nation. It's like running into a brick wall. :headbang: Our economy just collapsed, millions are unemployed, famine and disease further weaken the nation.
Avios
09-12-2004, 04:09
OOC: Emoticons do not make for serious roleplay.

IC: The state should then begin hiring some of its unemployed and get them to work on consensus and infrastructure projects. Recruit even more into human services and health care to deal with starvation and disease. Surplus food can be shipped from Avios in famine-stricken areas.

Avios has begun applying political pressure on Foxstenikopolis to cease hostilities, now that the war is over.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 04:14
IC: If the Foxsteni jerks want to fight me, then they can bring it on!!!! The last war was for you to help in, but if I fight Foxstenikopolis, don't help me, or I will nuke you! Then, I will nuke myself so you don't nuke me!!
Avios
09-12-2004, 04:19
The last war was for you to help in, but if I fight Foxstenikopolis, don't help me, or I will nuke you! Then, I will nuke myself so you don't nuke me!!

What are you on? The particular threat to nuke me if I do into Foxstenikopolis was just plain wrong. First of all, I own you. Second of all, you have no nukes. Third of all, no one would nuke themselves... Fourth of all, the war is over and Foxstenikis are not on your soil yet.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 04:21
What are you on? The particular threat to nuke me if I do into Foxstenikopolis was just plain wrong. First of all, I own you. Second of all, you have no nukes. Third of all, no one would nuke themselves... Fourth of all, the war is over and Foxstenikis are not on your soil yet.

1. True,

2. Yeah, I know....

3. That's where you are wrong!!! It is possible to Nuke yourselves, if you want.

4. That is true too....
Avios
09-12-2004, 04:24
You are now a part of the Communist Empire of Avios. Should Foxstenikopolis invade, it will be an invasion of Avios and will warrant retaliation. Then, Foxstenikopolis would also join our empire, and we’d be back where we started, wouldn’t we? You two would be the same country again.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 04:26
Yes master. You know, this is exactly what I did to MrSparkleland, conquer them, and then install a puppet governor.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 04:28
Frisbee Freak news report:

desparate terrorist claim to have a nuke. They threaten to detonate it in Juunotorum unless Avios declares Frisbee Freaks independent and reinstalls Juun as the national leader. They say they already have the nuke ready to detonate, so we cannot deal with them quickly. Officials are evacuating the city.
Avios
09-12-2004, 04:30
Had I been more ambitious, I could have also claimed possession of MrSparkleland. But, alas, I have enough trouble with rebuilding Frisbee Freaks.

The Frisbee Freak economy is expected to remain unstable while the government annexes all previously private business. The State will then uniform itself and begin taking over the business practices of all normally-competing companies. Now, all companies will be one, and the entire nation will act like one company on the international level.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 04:31
Had I been more ambitious, I could have also claimed possession of MrSparkleland. But, alas, I have enough trouble with rebuilding Frisbee Freaks.

The Frisbee Freak economy is expected to remain unstable while the government annexes all previously private business. The State will then uniform itself and begin taking over the business practices of all normally-competing companies. Now, all companies will be one, and the entire nation will act like one company on the international level.

That's how it was under the Juun regime.
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 04:33
Frisbee Freak news report:

desparate terrorist claim to have a nuke. They threaten to detonate it in Juunotorum unless Avios declares Frisbee Freaks independent and reinstalls Juun as the national leader. They say they already have the nuke ready to detonate, so we cannot deal with them quickly. Officials are evacuating the city.

Frisbee Freaks reinstall Juun in exchange that the nuke it is givin to Avios. Noone knows where they got the nuke.

Edit: Officials find that the nuke was'nt even real!
Avios
09-12-2004, 04:36
That’s communism, though. I guess under all communisms the State owns everything, but in Avios every citizen is the State while in some more authoritarian communist nations the State is an elite few who control the population.
Avios
09-12-2004, 04:39
Frisbee Freaks reinstall Juun in exchange that the nuke it is givin to Avios. Noone knows where they got the nuke.

Edit: Officials find that the nuke was'nt even real!

What?
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 18:36
What?

There was never a nuke, they lied about it. They've already been executed.
Henrytopia
09-12-2004, 20:52
So terrorists snuck in with a nuke and were apprehended and it was discovered that the nukes were not real?? Oh, and they were executed for their trouble?
Frisbee Freaks
09-12-2004, 22:11
So terrorists snuck in with a nuke and were apprehended and it was discovered that the nukes were not real?? Oh, and they were executed for their trouble?

They never showed the nuke on Freak TV. There was no nuke, they were lying. I executed them because next time they might have a nuke!
Avios
10-12-2004, 13:35
Umm... okay.
Henrytopia
10-12-2004, 18:57
Okay, so it is entirely possible that the perpetrators devised an elaborate ruse, allowing you to apprehend their 'fake' terrorists with a 'fake' nuclear device all the while the real terrorists are now in your country. They have most likely blended into the populace and the real nuclear device that was smuggled in while this entire show of capture, excecution etc was occuring is now going to be a tremendous thorn in your side.

hypothectically of course..

-Henry, the greatest 'what if' scenario craftsman of my country..
Avios
10-12-2004, 23:50
In either case, that isn’t anything I can address. Our forces are already actively searching out weapons of mass destruction.
Frisbee Freaks
11-12-2004, 00:13
Avios has begun applying political pressure on Foxstenikopolis to cease hostilities, now that the war is over.

OOC: Really? ha ha ha...

IC: 101 Frisbee Freak forces cross the border into Foxstenikopolis. They were half of the military. They were in rags, half starved, and in terrible shape to fight. Still, they opened fire on a Foxsteni radio station and several Foxsteni border homes. They occupied them, and pointed guns at civilian passerby, threatening to kill them. They tied up the residents and started eating the food, and stealing the clothes to take back to Frisbee Freaks. They threatened to kill the civilian hostages if the Foxsteni military dares fight back. Avios, now that you are on my side, invade Foxstenikopolis! We are at war again! Now that you own me, you must help me!
Jankia
11-12-2004, 00:19
OOC: Really? ha ha ha...

IC: 101 Frisbee Freak forces cross the border into Foxstenikopolis. They were half of the military. They were in rags, half starved, and in terrible shape to fight. Still, they opened fire on a Foxsteni radio station and several Foxsteni border homes. They occupied them, and pointed guns at civilian passerby, threatening to kill them. They tied up the residents and started eating the food, and stealing the clothes to take back to Frisbee Freaks. They threatened to kill the civilian hostages if the Foxsteni military dares fight back. Avios, now that you are on my side, invade Foxstenikopolis! We are at war again! Now that you own me, you must help me!

OOC: He doesnt have to help you.......
Foxstenikopolis
11-12-2004, 00:22
You Freaks! What is wrong with you!
Foxstenikopolis
11-12-2004, 00:24
OOC: Really? ha ha ha...

IC: 101 Frisbee Freak forces cross the border into Foxstenikopolis. They were half of the military. They were in rags, half starved, and in terrible shape to fight. Still, they opened fire on a Foxsteni radio station and several Foxsteni border homes. They occupied them, and pointed guns at civilian passerby, threatening to kill them. They tied up the residents and started eating the food, and stealing the clothes to take back to Frisbee Freaks. They threatened to kill the civilian hostages if the Foxsteni military dares fight back. Avios, now that you are on my side, invade Foxstenikopolis! We are at war again! Now that you own me, you must help me!

let the hostages go, and return home, or I will have no choice but to declare war! I'm sure Avios will understand!
Avios
11-12-2004, 00:26
The invading force from Frisbee Freaks is not acting on behalf of Avios-controlled Frisbee Freaks. These men are terrorists, and will be dealt with according. However, Avios had recognized Foxstenikopolis as a legitimate nation and can not move troops into its soil legally without permission. Avios has stationed forces along the Foxstenski border, ready to destroy the terrorists should they try and cross into Avioan Frisbee Freaks.
Frisbee Freaks
11-12-2004, 00:28
Never! Avios will help Me! You'l see! You'l see!
Frisbee Freaks
11-12-2004, 00:29
The invading force from Frisbee Freaks is not acting on behalf of Avios-controlled Frisbee Freaks. These men are terrorists, and will be dealt with according. However, Avios had recognized Foxstenikopolis as a legitimate nation and can not move troops into its soil legally without permission. Avios has stationed forces along the Foxstenski border, ready to destroy the terrorists should they try and cross into Avioan Frisbee Freaks.

These men are not terrorist, I'm commanding them! The're leader is in Juunotorum!
Foxstenikopolis
11-12-2004, 00:32
These men are not terrorist, I'm commanding them! The're leader is in Juunotorum!

Frisbee Freaks, let the Foxsteni hostages go, or I will have no choice! War is my last resort! I will go to war when you exhaust my patients, and my patients is wearing thin!
Avios
11-12-2004, 00:32
These men are not terrorist, I'm commanding them! The're leader is in Juunotorum!

They do not operate with the mandate of the legitimate government, its head being Premier Pelican. Avios never endorsed an offensive against Foxstenski. In fact, Avios made a stand against any further offensives in this war.
Frisbee Freaks
11-12-2004, 00:33
IC: Hostages taken to Frisbee Freaks as prisoners.
Avios
11-12-2004, 00:36
Avios must now actively seek those out as well…
Foxstenikopolis
11-12-2004, 00:36
Frisbee Freaks, if you do not heed this last warning, and give the hostages back, than you will have no more warnings! Now, give them back to Foxstenikopolis, or you, the dog of Avios will be defeated, and your master will not be around to rescue you because you've been a bad little puppy! :upyours:
Frisbee Freaks
11-12-2004, 00:38
Frisbee Freaks, if you do not heed this last warning, and give the hostages back, than you will have no more warnings! Now, give them back to Foxstenikopolis, or you, the dog of Avios will be defeated, and your master will not be around to rescue you because you've been a bad little puppy! :upyours:

Come and get me! Btw, I am a dog you know.
Foxstenikopolis
11-12-2004, 00:41
IC: Foxstenikopolis declares war on Frisbee Freaks.
Foxstenikopolis
11-12-2004, 00:42
The invading force from Frisbee Freaks is not acting on behalf of Avios-controlled Frisbee Freaks. These men are terrorists, and will be dealt with according. However, Avios had recognized Foxstenikopolis as a legitimate nation and can not move troops into its soil legally without permission. Avios has stationed forces along the Foxstenski border, ready to destroy the terrorists should they try and cross into Avioan Frisbee Freaks.

permission granted for Avios to cross Foxsteni border

P.S. It's Foxsteni, not Foxstenski
Avios
11-12-2004, 00:44
Avios has stepped up its border deployment and its hunt for terrorists and weapons of mass destruction.
Avios
11-12-2004, 00:44
IC: Foxstenikopolis declares war on Frisbee Freaks.

The Frisbee Freaks technically do not exist. Frisbee Freaks is a region of Avios now. You must either declare war on Avios, which will warrant retaliation against you, or request to help us in the search for terrorists.
Foxstenikopolis
11-12-2004, 00:50
IC: Calling Fox squad! This rang in and out of speakers in bases all over the town where the Frisbee Freak terrorist occupied. The soldiers ran to get their equipment and guns etc.. Then, they ran to the occupied houses and the radio station. Attention terrorist! they yelled into a speaker "Terrorist! come out, and we won't have to kill you!" The Foxsteni soldiers waited for their reply....
Foxstenikopolis
11-12-2004, 00:51
The Frisbee Freaks technically do not exist. Frisbee Freaks is a region of Avios now. You must either declare war on Avios, which will warrant retaliation against you, or request to help us in the search for terrorists.

I'm fighting terrorist. The terrorist called themselves Frisbee Freaks.
Avios
11-12-2004, 00:55
Well, fine, but you’d have to request to send military into the Avioan protectorate. Seeing how we’re allowed to go into Foxstenikopolis, we’re giving you the go-ahead to cross into Avios, if it will help the search.
Foxstenikopolis
19-12-2004, 03:34
Foxtenikopolis news:

After days of fighting, and fighting terrorist that seem to be behind every rock. We have finally forced them back across the border.