NationStates Jolt Archive

On dec. 5 2004 The Powerful Shogun Warlords of Bob the Samuri, from what we're told is the first time, has bought a country. Renamed The Boarderlands of Bob the Samuri Groupys, the country was bought for a total of 10,000,000 yens from the countrys former leader Dic-Dic Dunkin, desprate for cash after some shady deals with the mafia of his now former country. The people of the country are now being sent through cultural and governmental rehabilitation and will raise a military to aid Bob the Samuri in times of war. these are the troops they plan to train.
:sniper: :mini bomb snipers. obviously they shoot high velocity explosives from long range
:mp5: :ninja marines. they are trained to the highest standards in kung-fu and automatic weaponry. first line of assault.
:gundge: : plasma warriors. the plasma rounds in their guns can melt through up to 5 ft. of solid steel as well as vaporize a human being.
:eek: :decoy. draw your own conclusions.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but aren't Ninja trained in Ninjutsu? Kung Fu is chinese, not Japanese. Oh, and it's Samurai, not Samuri.

look pal, I know that. But ninja sounds cooler and more intimidating than monk. Besides I don't here you complain that ninjas don't use MP5's. Besides, non of our gunneys know ninjetsu, and since thats whou we have train the ninja marines, it's pretty much a lost cause. they still do however train in ninjetsu weapons the best we can. as for the spelling error, it's not an error. thats how we spell it so we're not sued by Japan.

You do realize that you couldn't be sued for that, right?

you never know. them japs are vicious basta...people. now... more info for final fantasy dude. acording to the history channel ninjutsu is chinese in origin, acually brough to japan by a chinese monk and taught to a lost samuri in the mountains.

Aha! But Ninjutsu, even being a type of kung fu in origin, was transformed and improved on overtime. Same for the katana, originally a chinese sword that was given tis actual configuration.

either way its still chinese in origin. and fact remains we have no one that can train it. and like I said, they're not acual ninjas. it just sounded cool. real ninjas don't use MP5's or charge into battle head first. Get over it.