Eriopia
05-12-2004, 17:54
Welcome to the Eriopian Domination Storefront!
Here we have the weapons you need to take over cities, nations, and if neccesary, countries! We have what you will need to enslave and make sure they're kept in line with our equipment! Not only that but we have weapons especially designed to make sure once you do take over you can monitor your whole newly captured terrirtory with our weapons and equipment! Also our prices are set a reasonable price so most nations with a steady economy can afford our products!
NEED TO KEEP A SECRET?
Hey are you planning a invasion of a nation secretly? Do you need to make sure noone that is your enemy find out? Well no problem! Just telegram the nation of Eriopia! Our specialized delivery services will send you what ever you need secretly!
*Note: We will send whatever is need to any nations no matter what economic or political systems they use. We will sell to everyone that are not enemies of either Eriopia or it's allies.
http://websurfer.kulichki.com/games_pics/april_2003/half_life_2_02.jpg
Need to take over a entire city or even something as small as a town be destroyed and have no chance of coming back? Well no problem! Now with the new Z-KIA#1 you can have your conquering done with out needing to send troops! Just make sure whatever place you put your Zombies in is a place that need to be destroyed but not taken over by your own troops. Because these zombies are indiscriminate killers. Want to know the process of how they breed so that they never ever stop! Well here is how it works: Step one: Your military will be delivered special cannons which will launch a large canister filled with 45 headcrabs.
Step 2: The head crabs exit the canister in search for a host (Human-Hosts only) and will proceed to jump on the head of a host they will insert a huge tube into the host's brain killing them instantly. They feed a special liquid which kills the body.
Step 3: The body is violently mutated so that huge claws are formed and a huge opening in the torso which allows the ability to attack anything that it sense except another head crab or fellow zombie.
Step 4: They will continue to lay eggs and produce more and more headcrabs!
The Z-KIAs come in several different types!
Super leaper Head crabs: They produce a frightning zombie creature which can climb any thing and move extremely fast some up to 60 MPH. The headcrabs can jump extremely high distances and move very quickly.-price per 1,000 headcrabs 10,000$
Headcrab: A regular headcrab which produces faster than the other heacrabs due to the fact that it's zombie is alot more basic.-Price per 1,000 Heabcrabs:1,000$
Venom Headcrab: Deadly headcrabs which produce a venom allowing the subject being attacked to be paralyzed instantly and cannont move at all. The subject being attacked WILL die in less than a minute. There is no antidote if bitten. The zombies they produce are called hulkers which are huge frightening creatures which produce more Venom Headcrabs which it will throw that enemies or any Humans.- Price per 1,000 Heabcrabs: 100,000$
http://websurfer.kulichki.com/games_pics/april_2003/half_life_2_04.jpg
Need a huge gigantic creature capable of destroying entire cities if used in large amounts together? Well the Strider is what you need! The strider is a huge creature which is equipped with a energy bending laser which will send whatever is shoots into nothing instantly no matter what. It also has huge legs designed to impale enemies. It is the best for needing to take over cities. They also will only attack enemies they wont attack friendly units such as other friendly striders or friendly soldiers. - Price per 20 Striders 500,000$
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Okay say once you take over a area but you dont want to waste valuble troops and equipment to secure and defend the area. Well no problem! With the new Combine genetic super soldiers that is no problem! They can be used to patrol entire city streets setup checkpoints, work with striders, use APCs specially equipped with lock on rockets and 30 MM cannons, be used as guards to secure areas such as airports or train stations, use man-hacks which can chop the enemy to bits litterly, scanners which will photograph citizens and will monitor EVERYTHING the civilian populace does, can fly special drop ships or hover helicopters!
Cost of 1,000,000 Combine soldiers with everything included-6 billion dollars
MORE TO BE ADDED SOON!
Here we have the weapons you need to take over cities, nations, and if neccesary, countries! We have what you will need to enslave and make sure they're kept in line with our equipment! Not only that but we have weapons especially designed to make sure once you do take over you can monitor your whole newly captured terrirtory with our weapons and equipment! Also our prices are set a reasonable price so most nations with a steady economy can afford our products!
NEED TO KEEP A SECRET?
Hey are you planning a invasion of a nation secretly? Do you need to make sure noone that is your enemy find out? Well no problem! Just telegram the nation of Eriopia! Our specialized delivery services will send you what ever you need secretly!
*Note: We will send whatever is need to any nations no matter what economic or political systems they use. We will sell to everyone that are not enemies of either Eriopia or it's allies.
http://websurfer.kulichki.com/games_pics/april_2003/half_life_2_02.jpg
Need to take over a entire city or even something as small as a town be destroyed and have no chance of coming back? Well no problem! Now with the new Z-KIA#1 you can have your conquering done with out needing to send troops! Just make sure whatever place you put your Zombies in is a place that need to be destroyed but not taken over by your own troops. Because these zombies are indiscriminate killers. Want to know the process of how they breed so that they never ever stop! Well here is how it works: Step one: Your military will be delivered special cannons which will launch a large canister filled with 45 headcrabs.
Step 2: The head crabs exit the canister in search for a host (Human-Hosts only) and will proceed to jump on the head of a host they will insert a huge tube into the host's brain killing them instantly. They feed a special liquid which kills the body.
Step 3: The body is violently mutated so that huge claws are formed and a huge opening in the torso which allows the ability to attack anything that it sense except another head crab or fellow zombie.
Step 4: They will continue to lay eggs and produce more and more headcrabs!
The Z-KIAs come in several different types!
Super leaper Head crabs: They produce a frightning zombie creature which can climb any thing and move extremely fast some up to 60 MPH. The headcrabs can jump extremely high distances and move very quickly.-price per 1,000 headcrabs 10,000$
Headcrab: A regular headcrab which produces faster than the other heacrabs due to the fact that it's zombie is alot more basic.-Price per 1,000 Heabcrabs:1,000$
Venom Headcrab: Deadly headcrabs which produce a venom allowing the subject being attacked to be paralyzed instantly and cannont move at all. The subject being attacked WILL die in less than a minute. There is no antidote if bitten. The zombies they produce are called hulkers which are huge frightening creatures which produce more Venom Headcrabs which it will throw that enemies or any Humans.- Price per 1,000 Heabcrabs: 100,000$
http://websurfer.kulichki.com/games_pics/april_2003/half_life_2_04.jpg
Need a huge gigantic creature capable of destroying entire cities if used in large amounts together? Well the Strider is what you need! The strider is a huge creature which is equipped with a energy bending laser which will send whatever is shoots into nothing instantly no matter what. It also has huge legs designed to impale enemies. It is the best for needing to take over cities. They also will only attack enemies they wont attack friendly units such as other friendly striders or friendly soldiers. - Price per 20 Striders 500,000$
http://games.find-it.ru/files/shot_103_1.jpeg
Okay say once you take over a area but you dont want to waste valuble troops and equipment to secure and defend the area. Well no problem! With the new Combine genetic super soldiers that is no problem! They can be used to patrol entire city streets setup checkpoints, work with striders, use APCs specially equipped with lock on rockets and 30 MM cannons, be used as guards to secure areas such as airports or train stations, use man-hacks which can chop the enemy to bits litterly, scanners which will photograph citizens and will monitor EVERYTHING the civilian populace does, can fly special drop ships or hover helicopters!
Cost of 1,000,000 Combine soldiers with everything included-6 billion dollars
MORE TO BE ADDED SOON!