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Monarch Arms Inc. Presents: The Landshark Rifle

Steel Butterfly
05-12-2004, 04:29
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First invented to clean out the Elf Colony on Orion XVII, the Landshark Rifle releases a baby land shark. Using an advanced system of hormone treatment and electronic stimulators, the gun's mechanics cause the shark to grow to its full size in seconds and home in on its intended target, bringing with it one of the most unpleasant forms for passing into the hereafter.

If other enemies are nearby it will continue on for several more victims. During this spree, you can change weapons or fire off another shark for double the bloodcurdling screams.

Useful and great at parties, the Land Shark Gun was voted "Gun of the Year" by the Monarch Heights Gazette two years ago.

And now…the moment you’ve all been waiting for! As of six hours ago…Monarch Arms Incorporated is selling these humoursly fiendish weapons for 5,000 © (Imperial Credits) each! Order now and have the weapon delivered with five frozen sharks free! What a deal!
Tyrandis
05-12-2004, 04:57
OOC: Sharks with frikkin laser beams on their head!

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist. :(
Steel Butterfly
05-12-2004, 05:15
OOC: Sharks with frikkin laser beams on their head!

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist. :(

[OOC: haha...no...it's cool

If you didn't notice...this is a "joke weapon"

I found it amusing...so I'm selling them. I've seen crazier things done with science on this site.]
Mauiwowee
05-12-2004, 05:24
ROFL - We'll take 20 to arm the Palace Guards with. Money wired.
Steel Butterfly
05-12-2004, 05:30
ROFL - We'll take 20 to arm the Palace Guards with. Money wired.

They will arrive shortly, within a week, depending on your location in relation to the Steel-Orion Empire.
Steel Butterfly
05-12-2004, 22:36
bump
Camel Eaters
05-12-2004, 22:57
We shall buy 300 to arm SpecOps Sylph. Thank you or DIE!!!
Steel Butterfly
06-12-2004, 02:20
We shall buy 300 to arm SpecOps Sylph. Thank you or DIE!!!

Uh...you're welcome or die!
Sarctic
06-12-2004, 02:25
OOC: Someone's been playing too much Armed and Dangerous
Steel Butterfly
06-12-2004, 08:07
OOC: Someone's been playing too much Armed and Dangerous

Haha...actually never played it. I created a thread like this a long time ago, before Jolt, when the game hadn't come out yet. I simply loved the idea of a shark gun. That thread died, however, so I made this one.
Vrak
06-12-2004, 08:18
OOC: It's back! The shark gun is back! If you can shoot walruses, Steel, we would be most impressed. And I don't mean from a catapult. :)