her Majesty Queen Rebecca of Tiberon recently annouced that she is seeking a royal consort, and anyone interested may telegram her. she is very eager to here from the world's people.
Thankyou
Our nation, while no longer a monarchy, still has a king. His reign was ended after our glorious revolution a few years ago. However, we have allowed him to live in peace as he wasn't a tyrannical leader. He seeks company and wouldn't mind leaving the nation. If you desire, he can come to your nation, and you can see if you like him or not. Lord knows it's about time for him to leave these parts.
(Signed) Cory Macdool
Chairman of the Rogue Nation of Corymac