NationStates Jolt Archive

Cotland is a relatively small country, and don't have enough military to terrify larger, more imperialistic nations. Therefor, we are considering aquiering nuclear weapons for use in selfdefence only. If anyone can help us out, we would be most grateful.

Have people not learned that nuclear weapons are bad. They create huge lfire breathing lizards. Zackaroth used nukes now we have a giant monster problem. Dont make the same mistake man!!

You must provide us with some sort of legally binding contract or disclaimer signed by all your current government ministers/advisors, stating that you will not use the weapons unprovoked, and that you will not use them to disrupt the global flow of profits, nor for purposes of genocide or any other non-defensive action, or other actions deemed 'unlawful'. Then, we shall await the signature of a nation/s who actually has a military and is prepared to enforce said documents binding rules. Then we will allow the purchase of nuclear devices from 'OA Uranium Industries Ltd', provided you state numbers and yields required.

If the above is not possible/you are not willing to carry out the above, OAUI is not permitted to sell the devices due to strict proliferation laws designed to satisfy international opinions. Other uranium-based technologies, however, may still be purchased. You may seek out more terrorist-orientated sellers, or just a seller who is unconcerned with the weapons' usage, but you may be at risk from foreign intervention.

i could sell you some for about...
70 mil for a 250 kiloton bomb
plus we would train your nuclear scientists for a mil extra....

The Imperial Empire of Belem is willing to selling you suitcase tactical nuclear devices for 6 million dollars. These weapons are small enough to be man portable and can be fitted in most soviet and american style missile warheads. We also offer 2 million dollar pocket nukes(dirty bombs.)

Have people not learned that nuclear weapons are bad. They create huge lfire breathing lizards. Zackaroth used nukes now we have a giant monster problem. Dont make the same mistake man!!
I don't intend to, since they will only be used if we are attacked and have no other option left, other then total and complete inhialation.

We are unwilling to sell you nuclear weapons. However, for the sum of $150,000,000/year we will assing a submarine with a load of 15 - 25 SLBMs to your coastal waters. Anytime you want to lauch a nuke, contact us and if we agree in your decision that a nuke is called for, we will strike on your behalf.

The Republic of Eredron views with great concern the continued spread and use of weapons of mass destruction. Although all nations hold the sovereign right of self defense, Eredron urges the Free Land of Cotland to pursue other avenues.

The Republic of Eredron is willing to negotiate with Cotland a treaty of protection and defense, to guard against those nations who would seek to illegally and immorally encroach upon Cotland independence.

The Imperial Empire of Belem is willing to selling you suitcase tactical nuclear devices for 6 million dollars. These weapons are small enough to be man portable and can be fitted in most soviet and american style missile warheads. We also offer 2 million dollar pocket nukes(dirty bombs.)

Great. But I was thinking more like an ICBM, something that really strike possible invaders down in terror, if you know what I mean...

Anyway, you said that they can be fitted into any american missile warhead? What's their yeald?
If they can be fitted into a Tomahawk cruise missile, I'll take 40 tactical nuclear devices. Total of $240 million is to be wired once the weapons are being delivered. But only if they can be fitted into Tomahawks!

Cotland is a relatively small country, and don't have enough military to terrify larger, more imperialistic nations. Therefor, we are considering aquiering nuclear weapons for use in selfdefence only. If anyone can help us out, we would be most grateful.

I could gift you with 500 Mega-Ton Hydrogen Bomb! Really!

The Republic of Eredron views with great concern the continued spread and use of weapons of mass destruction. Although all nations hold the sovereign right of self defense, Eredron urges the Free Land of Cotland to pursue other avenues.

The Republic of Eredron is willing to negotiate with Cotland a treaty of protection and defense, to guard against those nations who would seek to illegally and immorally encroach upon Cotland independence.

The Free Land of Cotland is allways looking for new allies and possible trading partners. We accept your offer of negotiations.

I could gift you with 500 Mega-Ton Hydrogen Bomb! Really!

How do you mean gift? Just curious...

How do you mean gift? Just curious...

You know, ship it to you for apsolutley no cost.....all that good stuff....of course it would have to be held in a massive transport, cause I do NOT want it to explode.

ANAGONIA: We thank you for your offer to donate a nuclear bomb, and will consider it. Seriously. We will.

Great. But I was thinking more like an ICBM, something that really strike possible invaders down in terror, if you know what I mean...

Anyway, you said that they can be fitted into any american missile warhead? What's their yeald?
If they can be fitted into a Tomahawk cruise missile, I'll take 40 tactical nuclear devices. Total of $240 million is to be wired once the weapons are being delivered. But only if they can be fitted into Tomahawks!

Yes they can easily be fitted onto a tomahawk. The yeild will be about that of a Hiroshama bomb.

They will be shipped immediately.

Anagonia wouldn't be the same nation that just tricked Warring Barbarians into 'receiving' a devastating nuclear attack, would it?

This is why you should deal strictly with regulated, trusted industries.

Wonderful. We'll send the money by wire immediately.

**Money wired**

Anagonia wouldn't be the same nation that just tricked Warring Barbarians into 'receiving' a devastating nuclear attack, would it?

This is why you should deal strictly with regulated, trusted industries.

Yeah. I read that thread, so I'm a litte suspisious.. No offence Anagonia. ;)

Mabulia does not currently have Nukes, but we are developing them, and we are very close to having a bomb.

Com'on now....I could actually GIVE you nukes, dude.

What type of yield do you need?

500 Kt
1000 Kt

500 Mega Tons
1000 Mega Tons

What?

Atomic or Hydrogen?
Thermonuclear?

how would you even deliver a 500 megaton nuke much less a 1000 megaton? Those would be extremely large the warhead probably being over 100 feet long.

1,000 megatons?! :eek:

Com'on now....I could actually GIVE you nukes, dude.

What type of yield do you need?

500 Kt
1000 Kt

500 Mega Tons
1000 Mega Tons

What?

Atomic or Hydrogen?
Thermonuclear?

Thermonuclear 1000 Kt will suffice. We thank you for your most kind offer, and welcome you to open an embassy in our capitol city (given that you are an inhabitant of Earth II). When will the weapon be delivered? We would also like a confirmation that you don't try anything fishy, like you did with Warring Barbarians.

how would you even deliver a 500 megaton nuke much less a 1000 megaton? Those would be extremely large the warhead probably being over 100 feet long.

OOC: ya, i would consider anything over 200 MT godmodding.

unless you burried it in the desert and waited for an army to come over it.

but delivering it through airplane or missle? no way.

OOC: You could probably deliver it via orbital launcher if you bring it up into space in pieces and assembly it there but a 500 megaton nuke is kinda excessive and prohibitively expensive probably cost billions of dollars to construction.

OOC: I'd go so far as to say such a warhead or bomb would be regarded as future tech by most people here. Isn't the largest nuclear weapon in RL about 58 megatons or something? I know that nations in NS have developed the weapon platform quite a bit compared to current RL standards but... Yeah. Slightly more advanced, 1000 megatons is...

OOC: You could probably deliver it via orbital launcher if you bring it up into space in pieces and assembly it there but a 500 megaton nuke is kinda excessive and prohibitively expensive probably cost billions of dollars to construction.
OOC:
it would prob be less expensive to launch 30 50MT bombs

OOC: I'd go so far as to say such a warhead or bomb would be regarded as future tech by most people here. Isn't the largest nuclear weapon in RL about 58 megatons or something? I know that nations in NS have developed the weapon platform quite a bit compared to current RL standards but... Yeah. Slightly more advanced, 1000 megatons is...

I think 50 megatons was largest tested. and I think the largest constructed or atleast planned was 100 megatons.

I think 50 megatons was largest tested. and I think the largest constructed or atleast planned was 100 megatons.

OOC: it was designed to be 100MT, but they only use 50MT in the bomb.

We have a 25 gigaton lithium hydride antimatter based model for immediate delivery. The warhead fits in a standard briefcase. Be careful though, even a small amount of antimatter reacting with matter releases a gigantic KABOOM! (1 teaspoonful=1 megaton)

OOC: Wheras 25 gigaton antimatter weapons require no contemplation; future tech most definitely.

masspwnage: ok... don't you think that 25 gigaton is a little bit overkill? not to mention possible god-modding?

ooc: I'm only semi-future tech (2015-2030)

Atlas, 57 megatons of love. And most of my nukes are 100 megatons.

ooc: I only have one, it's the nation's suicide pill.

We have a 25 gigaton lithium hydride antimatter based model for immediate delivery. The warhead fits in a standard briefcase. Be careful though, even a small amount of antimatter reacting with matter releases a gigantic KABOOM! (1 teaspoonful=1 megaton)

that would plunge the world into nuclear winter.

ooc: I only have one, it's the nation's suicide pill.
OOC: More like half the solar system's suicide pill...

exactly my point, i told you, it's only if we're on the losing side and want to punish the enemy for ever going after us.

exactly my point, i told you, it's only if we're on the losing side and want to punish the enemy for ever going after us.

OOC: It's not a punishment if they don't learn anything from it...

OOC: It's not a punishment if they don't learn anything from it...

OOC: lol

OOC: It's not a punishment if they don't learn anything from it...
True... They will all be dead, along with the rest of us.

OOC: Anyway, I'm gonna go to bed right now. It's like 4.25 AM where I am (Norway, in case anyone wonders...)
Good night all.

OOC:

Over a year of Silence and my Money built. I believe I have enough to do. However, ICBMs I can do, and with the advice of my fellow Role Players, I will subside my Mega Tonnage to 200 from now on.

Thank You.

IC:

Come to Anagonia any time, pick it up, whatever...

ooc: ok the nukes will have arrived by your next log on time. enjoy.

ooc: ok the nukes will have arrived by your next log on time. enjoy.
done. cash wired. thanks man ;)

Cotland, when you do get your hands on some ICBMs you'll need some silos and amazingly enough we sell them, link in signature.

Cotland, when you do get your hands on some ICBMs you'll need some silos and amazingly enough we sell them, link in signature.

OOC: You sell silos? I assume it's an Ikea-style DIY Flatpack kit :D Does the mountain come with it? *chuckles*

Seriously how can you sell a silo? You can sell expertise in building one + materials etc... but not a silo :D

Biggest Thermo-Nuclear warheads I use is 500 Megaton and i'm a few thousand years into the future... tech wise...

/thread hijack.