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With all these posts of earth declaring war on weak nations they should fight me and perish under the sword of justice.


ANY NATION TO HELP PLEASE!

OOC: Uh, dude, you are a weak nation. Good luck trying to take on everyone that has stakes in Earth 2.

I can end this war easily if you allow nukes...com'on, just say you'll allow it! I'll gift you with a 500 Mega-Ton Hydrogen Bomb! I mean, I know where you are already! Satellite recon already showed that, so shipment should be easy!

i allow them.

also send ur troops to 35 north and 45 west (co-ordinates).

i allow them.

also send ur troops to 35 north and 45 west (co-ordinates).

Nice knowin ya. Let me know how the radioactive glow feels.

i allow them.

also send ur troops to 35 north and 45 west (co-ordinates).

One heavy bomber/transport is coming to your Nation to transport the bomb. Troops have been loaded in the Transport and will....land shortly.

IRL time, one minute.

Ok we only have one chance.

Thirty Seconds...

The bomber soared over-head the tiny nation, its doom near. The single bomber, a single B-1B Bomber, opened its massive bomb-bay doors...and released the Apocalypse on Warring Barbarians...

Time seemed to stand still as a white flash of light came into existance, thousands of times brighter than the suns....and a cloud appeared:

http://www.windows.ucar.edu/cool_stuff/h-bomb_blast.jpg

The massive blast incinerated everything, Oblivion could only describe its cause. The tiny nation was now nothing but a memory...

The bomber soared over-head the tiny nation, its doom near. The single bomber, a single B-1B Bomber, opened its massive bomb-bay doors...and released the Apocalypse on Warring Barbarians...

Time seemed to stand still as a white flash of light came into existance, thousands of times brighter than the suns....and a cloud appeared:

http://www.windows.ucar.edu/cool_stuff/h-bomb_blast.jpg

The massive blast incinerated everything, Oblivion could only describe its cause. The tiny nation was now nothing but a memory...

i hope that wasnt on my nation.


thanks if not on my nation

RIP Warring Barbarians.

SHOWS OVER PEOPLE, THE ALLIED REPUBLICS OF ANAGONIA HAS OFFICIALY BOMBED THE TINY NATION OF WARRING BARBARIANS. NO NEED TO LOOK ANY FURTHER

Wow, I feel so relieved...I needed to nuke SOMETHING, and finally I have! Man I feel great!

you didnt nuke my nation if you havent noticed.

before your ship got to my nation my air force detected an enemy.Thats why my navy came and killed ur troops and put the nuke deep beneath the ocean.My troops landed on my land with no explosions!

Secret IC

The massive island was obliterated, MADE to look JUST LIKE Warring Barbarians Nation, oh it looked so glorious! IF ONLY IT HAD HAPPENED! Drakomis started to weap uncontrollably, he wanted to nuke someone! BUT HE KNEW HE WOULD FEEL GUILTY!

Drakomis Sighed, at least he REALLY didn't obliterate a Nation....but, sadly, he started to weap again. HE WANTED TO NUKE SOMETHING SO BAD!!!

Shooting down the plane with Anti Air would have a high chance of hitting the nuke it self, thus detonating it in mid air, causing the Atmosphere for the country below to become highly viotile, causing the people's deaths to be more painful and longer.

I hope you enjoy the fact that you just put your nation into a perpetual torturous hell where there is no cure for.

Shooting down the plane with Anti Air would have a high chance of hitting the nuke it self, thus detonating it in mid air, causing the Atmosphere for the country below to become highly viotile, causing the people's deaths to be more painful and longer.

I hope you enjoy the fact that you just put your nation into a perpetual torturous hell where there is no cure for.

That would only happen if the weapon was armed, otherwise nothing would happen.

As soon as it was heard that the Anagonian plane was shot down, the call was made to launch 500 Nuclear Missiles at Warring Barbarians, just in case they decided to move. The missiles flew out of the silos and slammed down into Warring Barbarians, covering the nation into a radioactive wasteland..

OOC: -.- I stooped to his level.

OOC: I do believe, Warring Barbarians, that if if you say that the nuke didn't kill any of your people or hit your nation, you're god-modding.....

Oh, what the hell........I'll nuke Warring Barbarians! FOR MY FANS IN THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY!

Open IC

Over twenty B-1B Lancer's launched from Union National Airbase, heading for the borders of Warring Barbarians. This time, IT WAS FOR REAL, this time, THEY WOULD NUKE HIM. It would be an odd flight, but there would be images...plenty of images!

The twenty-two B-1B Bombers were half-way there, however unknown to Warring Barbarians most of the B-1B Lancers were ment as bait for missiles, the few eight or so of the Bombers that had nukes, were hidden so percise that they couldn't be found easily.

I Declare War My Nation Is A Peaceful Nation.why Should We Be Bombed Because A Person Tried To Nuke Us?

n00k that sh1t, bro!!!111 lolz


Too bad Warring Barbarians is a godmoder, it would have been a lot more interesting had he not: "I foundz de bombz0r be-4 it blewzed up, and I threw it back @ Anagonia. Big explosion. Wwoooooowwww. I am teh c000l."

n00k that sh1t, bro!!!111 lolz


Too bad Warring Barbarians is a godmoder, it would have been a lot more interesting had he not: "I foundz de bombz0r be-4 it blewzed up, and I threw it back @ Anagonia. Big explosion. Wwoooooowwww. I am teh c000l."

your a fag

i really did find it and didnot throw it back at them idiot do u know how to read??

I THREW IT IN THE OCEAN

I Declare War My Nation Is A Peaceful Nation.why Should We Be Bombed Because A Person Tried To Nuke Us?

OOC:

No, your not peaceful. And Not In Real Life offense dude, I just need to nuke somebody, sorry.

IC:

Anti-Air defenses from Warring Barbarians destroyed many of the B-1B Bombers, but all eight bombers carring precious cargo were intact.

One by one their automated escorts fell, in flames as if the anger of the Barbarian Race fell on them, yet still all eight Bombers continued, and all eight opened their bomb-bay doors, releasing the true Apocalypse on Warring Barbarians.

Slowly, time seemed to stand still.....time seemed to stop. The air turned the coldest possible for many seconds...but suddenly heated up as flashes of bright light, brighter than the sun could ever create, appeared out of no where in the land of Warring Barbarians...

The first flash of light faded, and Anger showed its vengeful face:
http://spb.tourarena.com/ta2graph.nsf/Graph/Scientific_bomb.explosion/$File/bomb.explosion.jpg

The second flash faded, and Oblivion was shown:
http://hex.dvts.org/images/hydrogen-bomb2.jpg

The Third flash faded, and Armageddon itself knew no bounds:
http://www.jim3dlong.com/bravo_hydrogen_bomb_15_megaton-wl.jpg

And so on and so on, until it was finished, and Warring Barbarians was truly, nothing but a dream.

[OOC: So...you somehow instantly knew that this bombers wasn't going to land and deliver a bomb, but was in fact going to drop said bomb? You also 'Threw it In the Ocean'? The HELL is that supposed to mean? Did someone on the ground catch it and load it into a catapault?]

[OOC: So...you somehow instantly knew that this bombers wasn't going to land and deliver a bomb, but was in fact going to drop said bomb? You also 'Threw it Back at Angonia'? The HELL is that supposed to mean? Did someone on the ground catch it and load it into a catapault?]

heyy fag i didnt say i threw it bak 2 them asshole.

i said i threw it in the water

He didn't actually ever say that he threw the missile back..

[OOC: Already edited 'fag'. So, explain the ability to dodge nukes/omniscience (Or however it's spelled), and the ability to magically catch nukes that you said you blew up, and threw it in the ocean? Either the nuke doesn't exist because you somehow blew it up, or you somehow caught a fucking nuke being dropped on you. Also, what about the 8 or so other nukes dropped on you, and the hundreds of missiles shot at you? Hmm?]

'sides... WB is too dead to care now.

WB: Dead but he still talks...hmm

Nevertheless, WB's choice of language and his inability to accept attacks deserves him a great big

IGNORE

I propose a massive ignore of WB, effective immediately, until such time comes that (s)he RP's correctly and fairly.

*ignore*

And, I have several friends that are 'fags', please do not insult them by using such a derogatory term for the gay community.

THIS NATION WAS DESTROYED ON BEHALF OF OUR NEW PLEDGE OF ALLIEGENCE! FOR ON BEHALF OF THE HONOR AND GLORY OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE HAS WARRING BARBARIANS BEEN OBLITERATED!

TO THE FURTHERMENT OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE!

WB's choice of language

[OOC: N00b is NOT a language dammit! :) ]

And, I have several friends that are 'fags'

[ OOC: Dude, you gotta quit smoking. ;) ]

[OOC: N00b is NOT a language dammit! :)]

Haha, true, but I'm sure you know I was referring his use of 'f*g' and 'a**hole'. :D

I propose a massive ignore of WB, effective immediately, until such time comes that (s)he RP's correctly and fairly.

*ignore*

And, I have several friends that are 'fags', please do not insult them by using such a derogatory term for the gay community.
ooc: I'm with ya

ic:
The Master Sergeant stood, looking on his men standing at the ready at their cannons. "This is it", he thought. Then, he started to shout out his orders:
"IGNORE cannons, STAND BY!" The men scurried, loading the cannons.
"IGNORE cannons, 3. 2. 1. FIRE!!" All the IGNORE cannons fired simultaniously.

[ OOC: Dude, you gotta quit smoking. ;) ]

[OOC: You shall spend eternity in the deepest level of pun hell!]

Also, I'm not a dude, dammit.

TBD a girl... :;drool::

Anywho..

...

(The three dots of 'no comment')

...

(The three dots of 'no comment')

I hope thats a good sign that I won't get slapped...O.o

Also, I'm not a dude, dammit.

Yeah, I know, you're a girl. It's just automatic usually. :) Sorry.

OOC: Yeah, me too, I just get a bit pissed when people automatically assume I'm a guy. :)

No harm done.

Hey, maybe you ARE a guy, AND a girl!

Aah! Dickgirl!

[/suicide]

Hey, maybe you ARE a guy, AND a girl!

Aah! Dickgirl!

[/suicide]

Run. NOOOOWWWW. *fearful glance at TBD*

Um...you do realize that not even the Apocalypse can measure to how angry TBD can be...

::looks at TBD::

Kill me instead! I LIKE WOMEN HITTING ME! wait...

*Jumps out a random window in slow-motion*

NOOOOOOOOO!

*Window explodes outwards in a fireball*

S/he's coming! His/her anger is manifesting itself into flames! ARGH! SHE'S FLAMING ME!

*Dons FLAME retardant suit*

[OOC: It's taking BTD so long to kill me....I bet s/he is taking her time to pour as much anger into his/her post as possible...]

That nation has violated countless UN resolutions.

That nation has violated countless UN resolutions.

That doesn't matter, Anagonia is not a member nation of the UN.

@ Rinceweed -

That'll do pig, that'll do.

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...and don't use that term with me again.

That nation has violated countless UN resolutions.

The UN is not in control of my Nation, therefore as I am not a member, I shall not be controlled by the Evil Imperialistic Regime of the UN Council. So, next time I might TRICK YOU into allowing me to nuke you...oh the sanity!

@ Rinceweed -

That'll do pig, that'll do.

The following has been censored by the FCC for violence.

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...and don't use that term with me again.

So...your not going to shred me apart? Man, I was hoping you would....

Because of SOME PEOPLES lust for throwinng nukes. Godzilla airses out of the water. Kills some Aisan people. has dinner in france and goes back to the sea and flim the last of his new movie

Because of SOME PEOPLES lust for throwinng nukes. Godzilla airses out of the water. Kills some Aisan people. has dinner in france and goes back to the sea and flim the last of his new movie

Welll EXCUSE me! I'm a guy, you know! AND WHEN WE HAVE TO RELIEVE OURSELVES OF UNEEDED TENSION....we NUKE!

Well... thats reason we have porn so we dont throw nukes

Well... thats reason we have porn so we dont throw nukes

Well....um....lets go off that topic, shall we?

Official Government Statement to Anagonia

Just kill the pacifist worm and be done.

The UN is not in control of my Nation, therefore as I am not a member, I shall not be controlled by the Evil Imperialistic Regime of the UN Council. So, next time I might TRICK YOU into allowing me to nuke you...oh the sanity!

And then we shall be the only reason why a coalition is built on your demise for using nuclear weapons on a nation by merely pointing out the slaughter you have put to millions and millions of innocent people of other nations!

And as my nation has never acted aggressively towards yours, and how we realize that warring barbarians did declare war on your nation, our cause will be justified beyond theirs for wiping out a whole people for simply bringing up a fact. No, we are not ran by your government, but by ours!

Statement from the Pacitalian Prime Minister

I think you deserve to be *IGNORED* too. First of all, it's none of your business how Anagonia runs its foreign policy unless it threatens your general safety or well-being, which it doesn't. Second of all, Anagonia only attacked one nation which had threatened them first. And nobody will listen to you if you want to create a coalition. You have under 20 million people compared to Anagonia's 1.6 billion. And my forces will fight with Anagonia if you choose to stick your nose further where you shouldn't.

LMAO...wow...this is the greatest display of roleplaying...perhaps ever...

hahaha

OOC: I don't know, Hataria had some good ones...

OOC: I don't know, Hataria had some good ones...

Yeah, he's been a pretty good god-m... RPer.

OOO can I nuke WB too? I would love to just drop 80,000 tonnes of feces on his major cities for kicks.

What a moron. Why do people like this have to even exist? Shouldn't nature have killed them off by now?

OOC: Sure, as long as it smells really bad. Although there's not much left to drop anything on...

If I find one of his citizens, it is a successful mission.

I think I see one staggering around with books and yelling in frustration. Looks like he stepped on his glasses.

One of my uber-n00k bombers just dropped 60 tons of steaming feces on him and flew away, unnoticed by enemy radar.

WB you can't have a powerful military force like that. Maybe try terrorism aganist the imperialist, say that your terrorist are waging a war of liberation. Of course you'll only have small bands of terrorist

(read the terrorism sticky as well)

TG me WB. ;) If you want to develop any kind of relations that is.

WB you can't have a powerful military force like that. Maybe try terrorism aganist the imperialist, say that your terrorist are waging a war of liberation. Of course you'll only have small bands of terrorist

(read the terrorism sticky as well)

And it'll be my pleasure to crush him with 1/65th of my military.