International Muslim Conference
All Muslim nations are invited. We must discuss the issues that plague our community and our world.
United Cultures
04-12-2004, 23:17
Very well, what is our first subject? Please note my nation is compiled of all religions and creeds but I, myself, am a muslim.
Dunbarrow
04-12-2004, 23:25
We threathen to use our Weapons of Mass Protection on anyone who attends this.... axis of evil-gathering!
Hare Sri Rama!
OOC: what has this got to do with International Incidents?
Hogsweat
04-12-2004, 23:26
OOC: Dunbarrow: This is the sort of thing that we do in II.
IC:
We are not officially a Muslim nation, but a large percentage of our population are Islamic and we strive to defend any and all non-fundamentalist religious states in the world. May we attend?
United Cultures
04-12-2004, 23:27
We threathen to use our Weapons of Mass Protection on anyone who attends this.... axis of evil-gathering!
Hare Sri Rama!
OOC: what has this got to do with International Incidents?
Your intolerance astounds me. This is heresay and the UN can have your ass for this.
Dunbarrow
04-12-2004, 23:30
OOC: Dunbarrow: This is the sort of thing that we do in II.
IC:
We are not officially a Muslim nation, but a large percentage of our population are Islamic and we strive to defend any and all non-fundamentalist religious states in the world. May we attend?
OOC: does it lead to a nice war or something? Now that we finally have a decent army..
OOC: United Cultures: Dunbarrow IS an intolerant Nation, with an official state-religion.
Aligned Planets
04-12-2004, 23:37
The Federation of Aligned Planets has banned all religions, with the exceptions of Judaism and Christianity.
As a concerned member of the international community, we would like to state that such a large concentration of Muslim fanatics in one area is surely not good for World Stress Levels, especially amongst the free and peaceloving.
So would any body like to introduce a first topic for discussion?
Dunbarrow
05-12-2004, 00:02
Can a Hindu-nation visit?
We are highly concerned about the situation of our region Rimsahk. It has been plagued by foreign invaders, who threathen our Polytheism. We want our Nation cleansed of all monotheists.
Communist Louisiana
05-12-2004, 00:07
Even though Communist Louisiana's Muslim population makes up less than 1% of the total population, we will support this meeting and we condemn any nations who try to put down this Conference because of the moronic beliefs of those racist nations.
Dunbarrow
05-12-2004, 00:11
Burn the Christian whore!
This was posted by the initiatior of this here conference.
Talking about intolerance...
Dunbarrow
05-12-2004, 00:14
Today, 10:19 PM #6
Ismira
New Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 27 Burn the Christian whore!
United Cultures
05-12-2004, 00:16
And what prove do have of this statement? If you recall this conferance is for MUSLIM nations, not intolerant asshole non-muslims. If you actually studied the Muslim religion, you'll take note if it is practiced correctly, Islam is a very peaceful religion.
Pacitalia
05-12-2004, 00:24
Pacitalia will send Kareem al-Sistani, a Muslim preacher from Nortopalazzo, as our delegate to this conference.
United Cultures
05-12-2004, 00:28
Ismira I have seen your comment and I am disgusted by your intolerance, as well.
Dunbarrow
05-12-2004, 13:49
Ismira I have seen your comment and I am disgusted by your intolerance, as well.
Dunbarrow's Religious Leader, Swami Paravana, wishes to offer his apologies to United Cultures, but begs United Cultures to note that our Nation cannot help to be extremely suspicious of Ismira, whose evilness is a matter of record.
Therefore, we take a dim view of anyone consorting with Ismira, linchpin in the Axis of Evil. Hence, our extreme suspicion of this conference.
However, United Cultures, as we have a... problem... with... dangerous invaders who threaten our national Unity, we wonder if you would be willing to offer these interlopers asylum.
If you would want us to reciprocate by sending to us any Hindus who might pose a problem to your national Unity, we would of course be delighted to make this fair exchange. We feel this would be in our mutual interests.
If you would consent to this fair exchange, we would be willing to forget your grievous and misguided allegation that our accusations against Ismira were unfounded. If you don't, a shadow of ill will WILL hang between our Nations, with possible dire consequences. Please be reasonable, our Defense Budget outnumbers yours 10 to 1, and really, we do not wish for war with anyone.
We do not consider your Nation offensive in nature, and we would prefer to live with you in peace.
Swami Paravana,
Supreme Spiritual Leader for Life, Prime Minister for Life
and Chairman of the Dunbarrow Janata Party.
Pacitalia
05-12-2004, 20:40
Dunbarrow's Religious Leader, Swami Paravana, wishes to offer his apologies to United Cultures, but begs United Cultures to note that our Nation cannot help to be extremely suspicious of Ismira, whose evilness is a matter of record.
Agreed. When Pacitalia had to temporarily ban Islam to root out terrorist actions in our nation, we were not doing it because we hated Islam. We did it because it was the only viable option at the time. Ismira seemed to disagree and seemed to feel that it was their duty to supply the non-existent "freedom fighters" with ammunition and training, which we did not like. We are still yet to hear an apology from this nation.
United Cultures
05-12-2004, 21:00
I will take them, yes. I believe our reeducating programs will allow them to have any ideas they may have had but will not take action. You will also find we have strict toleration laws in my nation. Very strict.
If you sk for any military aid I cannot help you at this moment.
(OOC: sorry guys that was my brother that posted that burn the christian whore stuff. Sorry for the confusion)
ORDER! ORDER! We will have order! Now everybody sit down! Dunbarrow, you are officialy removed from this conference for one day to calm down a bit. Now, does anybody have a topic to introduce for discussion?
Dunbarrow
05-12-2004, 22:35
I will take them, yes. I believe our reeducating programs will allow them to have any ideas they may have had but will not take action. You will also find we have strict toleration laws in my nation. Very strict.
If you ask for any military aid I cannot help you at this moment.
Swami Paravana, to the nation of United Cultures. Hail!
We note with pleasure that the incident with your Nation is now closed without, as we trust, any feeling of ill will.
6 C141B's have been launched, filled to the scuppers with foreign invaders, who have been thoroughly disarmed and immobilised. These airplanes are unarmed, and should reach your capital airfield, or any airfield that you so designate, within 24 hours. They are escorted by a Wing of F22 fighters carrying only AA missilry and internal guns, and KC10A extenders, with an E3 AWACS providing control.
These escorts will NOT land on your airfield, and have been instructed NOT to enter your airspace, but will defend themselves, and their convoy, against all 3rd party aggresion. The Escorts will circle outside your airspace.
Sentries have been placed on board of our C141B's, but they are also under strict orders NOT to leave their assigned airplanes.
Any and all Hindu's in your territory whom you wish removed, or wish themselves to be repatriated to Hindu soil, can board the planes, but we beg you, as a friendly favour, to search them for weapons.
At this time, we do neither ask nor offer military aid to anyone, as we are dealing with internal instability.
OOC: His Most Christian Majesty nomudblood VIII has been... replaced by Swami Paravana... and is currently indisposed, shall we say? The Armed Forces are maintaining law and order with an iron hand during the transition.
BIC: We are anxious to avoid incidents, and we therefore take all these precautionary measures, without seeking to threaten anyone. However... we must all be on our guard for terrorist incidents.
May Rama guide you in your education-process.
Hare Sri Kali!
Swami Parava,
Spiritual Leader for Life,
Prime Minister for Life
Chairman of the Dunbarrow Janata Party.
Dunbarrow
05-12-2004, 22:47
(OOC: sorry guys that was my brother that posted that burn the christian whore stuff. Sorry for the confusion)
ORDER! ORDER! We will have order! Now everybody sit down! Dunbarrow, you are officialy removed from this conference for one day to calm down a bit. Now, does anybody have a topic to introduce for discussion?
Outside the Conference Hall, Guru Shankarajah speaks to journalists of the gathered Presspool.
'It is an outrage! Our advances have been refused. Who are these monotheist Unbelievers who so insult Sri Kali? Hanuman and Patil be our witnesses... this insolence cannot be tolerated. Bring forth the Juggernaut... strike down all those who oppose the Cult of Kali, Goddess of Life, Time, and Death!'
Angrily gesturing, Shankarajah walks alway in his loincloth.
Meanwhile, the First Secretary of the Dunbarrow Legation makes a short visit to the Delegation of United Cultures. First Secretary Singh Kwajalee implores United Cultures to mediate.
'It is no secret that Dunbarrow and Ismira are Nations with conflicting interests. But... since there is no tension between either Dunbarrow and United Cultures on one hand, and Ismira and United Cultures on the other hand, perhaps United Cultures could play the role of the uninterested broker? We humbly beseech you to consider the matter carefully.'
Leaving a small gift of appreciation ( 1 MLN Roman Republic Dollars ) on the table, Sing Kwajalee returns to his Legation.
You were removed from the conference for only one day. We still veiw your nation and religion as great and prestigious. Now if someone would propose a topic, we could actually get something accomplished.
Dunbarrow
05-12-2004, 23:21
You were removed from the conference for only one day. We still veiw your nation and religion as great and prestigious. Now if someone would propose a topic, we could actually get something accomplished.
OOC: we're just setting the stage for a bit of jingoistic reporting, Ismira.
BIC
Agence Presse France report: 5 DEC 2004 1106 ZULU
By Jean Chretien Duvalier.
Seaside, Dunbarrow.
The normally tranquil streets of Seaside are crowded with angry demonstrators, after local TV station XOF-Networks showed images of of Ismirians eating beef. Naturally, the citizens of this devoutly Hindu town, for whom Cows are sacred, took to the streets. I cannot help wonder why this broadcast took place at such an eery time.
The normally omniprescent police-forces of Dunbarrow were strangely absent for yet-unknown reasons. Sources inside the Seaside Police Department claim that all officers were called up earlier to investigate the alleged break-in in the Theradava-ashram. When I called on the Bikku's ( buddist monks ), they said that they had not noticed any break-in, and had not seen any police.
When I called on the executive of XOF-Networks on the strange timing of this broadcast, so closely following the currently stagnated conference in Ismira, Mupert Rurdoch merely replied: 'We report - you decide'.
It remains to be seen what is to be done to calm down the crowds in Seaside, who are busy looting and burning in the streets.
Sel Appa
05-12-2004, 23:35
Muslims make up a fourth of our population. The top general is Muslim. If he weren't involved in a war, we would probably send him. We will instead be sending Baron Abdul Hossain.
"Ok I'll give a nickel to anybody who proposes a topic of discussion!"
The king joked.
Dunbarrow
06-12-2004, 00:18
"Ok I'll give a nickel to anybody who proposes a topic of discussion!"
The king joked.
OOC: does the invasion of United Cultures by whateverhisname is make a good topic?
UnifiedSith, that is.
United Cultures
06-12-2004, 00:27
((OOC: No. The invasion is not valid since tehre was no way he could have found my homeworld. The enemy really hasn't done enough research on me or the Covenant.))
"My first comment is my apologise to the host of this conferance. Now, the first issue I would like to address is the Arab-Israeli conflict. As a nation of many religions, I believe that the Israelis should allow Muslims to live freely within the Holy Land and stop making specifically Jewish settlements. The fighting is quite ridiculous."
Dunbarrow
06-12-2004, 00:29
OOC: righto... see y'all tomorrow. I consider Future-Tech wars a bit lame... it's too much God-moding for my taste. keep the Thread alive though! This is fun.
Fun funness
06-12-2004, 00:40
May We attend. we have a population split three ways; Buddhist, Jewish, and Muslim. They are exactly the same amount. So it is up to you if you want to allow us in or not.
Pacitalia
06-12-2004, 00:56
I'm sure there's no trouble allowing you to attend. But you can see we have already started.
Kareem al-Sistani
Pacitalian Delegate to the IMC
Fun funness
06-12-2004, 01:15
oh I see I am deeply sorry we are late, our flight was delayed when flying over my regions beaches.
The Arab-Israeli conflict is truly too bad. I believe that Jerusalem needs to be declared under the sovereignity of God, not any one government. And I also belive that Gaza and the West Bank should be returned to the people of Palestine.
Dunbarrow
06-12-2004, 13:27
It is the opinion of Dunbarrow that it is ridiculous to discuss Israel without the actual presence of delegates of the State of Israel.
And that presence is quite impossible since as far as we know none of us here even have diplomatic relations with Israel. Dunbarrow and Israel broke relations after Isreal refused to make the slaughter of cows an offense punishable by burning at the stake.
We retaliated by forcing all Israeli nationals in our territory to eat boudains ( http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/b/b0416100.html ). Shortly after that, all Jews left Dunbarrow, and they haven't been heard of since.
Maulvi Ahmad of Qadian,
Second Secretary of the Dunbarrow Legation to Ismira.
Israelities et Buddist
07-12-2004, 01:18
I was asked to be present, without me knowing why. Now I see. If you would like I am close touch with many jewish country's, so you may continue
Ok this topic is dead. Moving on: What's the imporatance of the veil in your nation? In Ismira, the veil is required for all women. Any woman seen not wearing a veil must attend a mandatory religious study group with other offenders like her. The main focus of the group is to study why women must wear the veil. How about in your nations brothers?
Pacitalia
12-12-2004, 06:44
In Pacitalia, we give Muslim citizens the choice. Many do the same as you do in Ismira, but the beauty of the female face is not hidden among most.Kareem al-Sistani
We need to hide the beauty of the female face or else lustfull urges shall overtake men.
Dunbarrow
12-12-2004, 20:41
Why not simply castrate those who are unable to restrain their sinful urges towards females faces?
Who was your question directed to?
Dunbarrow
12-12-2004, 22:01
The panel in general, i.e. half at you, an half at me, mon cher Ismira.
Xeraph has recently banned all Islamic peoples from it's territories. This decision has absolutely nothing to do with Islam as a religion. Rather, it has to do with certain radical Islamic parties/sects who view Islam as the one true religion, and will do anything to place Islam in the fore-front of the political world. These sects use violence, aka terrorism as their main mode of "expression", and Xeraph has twice felt the sting of these terrorists.
It is unfortunate and regrettable that the good, loving, hard-working majority of the Islamic peoples are receiving bad print, but Xeraph had to make a stand. It's people were being killed, and it's properties were being destroyed and/or damaged. This could not be permitted to continue. Xeraph's citizens now carry a special ID that Muslims cannot have, electro-organic in nature. If a Muslim enters Xeraphian territory, it is immediately known, and the intruder is "removed".
Therefore, Xeraph views this Conference two ways: we look at it as perhaps the beginning of a dialogue between the Emperor and the leaders of the various Islamic governments. We also view it as a potential threat to the Xeraphian way of life.
We have many allies who not only have Muslims in their nations, but in their Armed Forces and their Government. We view this as unfortunate, but, to each his own.
respectfully,
Prince Vlad, of the Grey Phoenix, in the Name of the Emperor
May we please stay on topic! The veil! How does your country treat it?
May we please stay on topic! The veil! How does your country treat it?
I assume you mean the dress that women are forced to wear in Islamic countries. As there are no Muslims in Xeraph, there are no "veils" of any kind in Xeraph. The Emperor considers the forcible covering of the female body a barbarism of the worst sort.
regards,
Prince Vlad, of the Grey Phoenix, in the Name of the Emperor
Do any other nations have any thing to say about the veil?