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This is broadcast on an international radio station, and on TV too. And in papers. Like Reuters.

4th November, 2004.
TELEVISION BROADCAST
Hello, and welcome to the first World News Broadcast, with me , Paul Stredder. We are here to bring you unbiased news about current world affairs, without the Corruption of Fox or the naivety of State News. Currently today, we have something to report. In the continent of Asia Minor, in Saudi Arabia, things are brewing. Over to our correspondant in Saudi Arabia, Michael Tensione. Over to you Michael.

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Thank you, Paul.
The background is dark. There are lights, and the viewers can see a desert behind. It is almost romantic.
I am here in Saudi Arabia, in the Union of Asian Socialist Republics. Everything here looks tranquil.
The Camera pans to the side, where a line of tanks are kicking up dust. Behind them trundle MRLS', their 300MM Rockets trained upwards.
Or does it? Here is the site of the largest UASR deployment in the history of the world. I haven't been allowed any numbers yet, but from what i've seen its big.
The Camera pans again to the side, where the horizon is dotted with BMPs and Tanks.
That's all for now. I#ll keep you up to date on whats happening.

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Thank you, Michael. And that was the World News Broadcast.

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4th November, 2004.
TELEVISION BROADCAST
Hello, and welcome to World News today. Today we'll be looking at

Cotland in The Mediterranean?
The Kaiser's got his hands on Monaco!
The Latest Deals down Dnalkrad


Cotland in the Mediterranean
If you've been planning a visit to the Mediterranean this winter, then your vacation may be cut short by...a missile! That's right folks, the Cottish fleet is conducting wargames between Tunisia and Sicily. All civilians have been warned to stay out unless you have an escort. We have John Perten in the Med. Over to you, John..

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Cheers, Paul.
John is in a helicopter. The lapping waves of the mediterranean can be seen below, and the reporter has to shout to be heard. Below in the peaceful waters are two ships.
We're here in Sicily, where the Cottish Navy is on manevreues. [SP?]
The Camera pans and a missile is fired. The camera quickly changes and you can see the missile hit a piece of metal.
As you can see, that could easily be a ferry. Private businesses are already contacting the Cottish to work things out, [OOC: I assumed they would... alot of money is made in the Med], so everything should return to normal soon.

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Well, wasn't that interesting. Now, our next topic.
The Kaiser's Got his Hands on Monaco!
That's right folks, the Pergastan Kaiser's troops have stormed Monaco, and in a campaign that lasted less than a week, the Monacon King formally surrendered to the Pergastan's. We don't have a reporter in Monaco, but we can assume The Kaiser has everyone goose-stepping down the streets of Monaco!
It doesn't look like the International Community cares much, so we'll just have to see how things unfold.

The Latest Deals down Dnalkrad
In a swift move today, the Layartebians struck into the anarchy in Newfoundland and restorted order. Citizens there have been crying out for justice as the former state was lawless. The Layartebians have extended their colony of Dnalkrad to fit Newfoundland and are now claiming it as their own.

Well, that's all for today folks.

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Hawdawg to extend diplomatic relations to Mediterranean States.

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The Free peoples united democratic nationalistic socialist utopian imperial dictatorial republic of Zeeeland was founded on sao tome and principe and ascension island this very day. first concern for the new nation is space as the nation is desperatly overcrowded with an average of over 3000 people per sk km. new territory is soon to be aquired says president z. more info on zeeeland as it happens