NationStates Jolt Archive

Bill Nye nominated for Officer of Science...

Sel Appa
04-12-2004, 02:39
With the new position open: Officer of Science, two candidates have been nominated:

Bill Nye
Albert Einstein

Whoever gets the job will be made a duke by Grand Archduke Kirby.

OOC: This isn't the real vote, but I'm wondering who other nations want.
04-12-2004, 02:44
Bill Nye is cool and all and I love his theme song, but I would have to vote for mr. relativity himself. (Albert Einstein)
04-12-2004, 02:45
The USSCT has backed Albert Einstein as officer of science and quite frankly Bill Nye is an idiot who reads all his crap from a script so ya.

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OOC: Damn you Bill NYe with your song
Generic empire
04-12-2004, 02:51
Official Imperial Statement

The Empire firmly supports Bill Nye for the position of Officer of Science. Emperor Antonius himself was quoted earlier in saying "Bill Nye is the man." The Emperor then began singing his own rendition of the theme song.
Sel Appa
04-12-2004, 02:51
OOC: Btw, I won't be voting. :p
04-12-2004, 02:54
We'll have to back Einstein. He was an awesome genius. Plus, he was sympathetic to socialism. Also, Bill Nye would get annoying quickly.
04-12-2004, 03:11
"Bill Nye the Science Guy..."
Dang! Its stuck in my head!
"Bill Nye the Science Guy..."
Sel Appa
04-12-2004, 03:13
Official Statements:

Bill Nye-I will work to make sure Sel Appa has a strong field of science. I will help educate the population in the sciences. I will also fund programs for the furtherment of scientific research. Also, I will make science taught in schools more interesting by encouraging more experiments and less notes.

Albert Einstein-I vill encourage the use of my seories and my ideas. Also, I vill encourage more science in everyday life. I vill make sure that my vork vill not be used for military purposes. I also believe in our leader and our government. I vill help fund ze sciences in ze schoolz.
Sel Appa
04-12-2004, 03:15
OOC: I have it playing, if you want, I can email it to you...
The Golden Simatar
04-12-2004, 03:19
Bill Nye The Science Guy!
De Jewish Mafia
04-12-2004, 03:22
We vote for our Jewish buddy: Einstein!
Klamath Falls
04-12-2004, 03:27
Hm, have to go with Einstein on this one.
Sel Appa
04-12-2004, 04:01
And our first Officer of Science is, at a 16-8 vote...ALBERT EINSTEIN!

He will be made a Duke tommorrow morning, and will begin work on Monday!