NationStates Jolt Archive

The Mississippian Supreme Commonwealth Senate authority, has overwhelmingly passed an act allowing the Czar, Roger Fabus, by will of God, to write laws, change laws, pass laws, and invalidate laws for other nations.

The Czar declared, "This is a great day for God-fearing white people across the world. They need not obey the laws of their crazy and unbelieving rulers, obeying me is the same as obeying God. To obey my laws and decrees will assure you entry into paradise in the next life."


He then stated, "To begin with, I hereby declare Alec and Yuna of Sevaris to be illegitimate rulers and any faithful need not worry about obeying any of their laws or decrees. God wants you to rebel against their unjust tyranny."

After hearing the report on the news, President-General Craig turns in the general direction of DA and yells, "OH YEAH?! COME AND CHANGE THE LAWS!! COME ON! TAG!"

Parliament have voted 403-0 to declare this invalid.


"First of all, I would like to explain that Roger Fabus is an official madman. I would encourage the people of Mississippi to topple him. Second of all, Roger has no authority to make laws for other lands. We are our own nation, and we shall remain as such."


"Roger's decree is illegal, and he has no right to rule any country. He is a criminal who should be brought to justice. Thank you, and may God bless Sevaris."

-Alec Mannerheim

I find the statement from Alec underly un-allowable. I do not appreciate my family to be insulted. Even if we don't agree entirely with the same things that The Czardom does, that does not stop us from caring. -- Czar Charles Hayden

"We in Upper Xen declare this law to be laughable, and an example of Mississippian hubris threatening the safety of the world."

"God is not on your side. God and Jesus Christ and all of the saints would never give you the power you seek. You made your decision, now see if you can enforce it!"

"I urge any and all nations with members of the Orthodox Church, be it Russian or Greek or Ukranian, and join to excommunicate Roger Fabus. He is a shame to our faith."

Grigori Batov
Archbishop of Harbin, Xenizen Orthodox Church
Taira Yuna
Secretary of State
Gordon Lew
President
Republic of Upper Xen

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Oh?! You think God gave you the right to change my laws?! You too young to know how to rule anyway. In my day, God fearing meant that you didn't have any power period. You wanna change my laws? Sail your huge Navy over to my Island. The day we change our laws to a foreigner is the day that Diane looks better then Carmen Electra, it just can't happen! So make me, come I'm waiting! Ah!!!
Sergei Ilyanov
President of The Island of Rose
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((OOC: Sergei gets mad at bullshit, and in his opinion, this is very big BS.))

I second the statements of the Rosian president.

-Alec Mannerheim

A word from the Sultanv"Frankly I don't give a dam,for all I care they can burn in hell!,Now leave me alone,God damn reporters!"

Linfield Hannon responded to this decree with a symbol of distaste commonly made with a finger. He was then quoted saying.

Togaroaras need ta get up and over. What've that wife of his? UP THE POLE AGAIN! Blassuth man she does anything that is warm blooded doenesha? Aye twall that is a mighty bastter to thawnk 'e can order me ta pass laws an suche.

OOC: I think this could be a good opportunity for some sort of religious uprising RP, instead of a stream of condemnations before thread-death -- may even have been DA's intention, if I had to guess. I'd do something myself but Christians don't exist in Ghargonian society.

You know...I'm going to have to agree with Sergai on this one. Will you enforce any law passed?

-Premier Robertson.

Official Statement from the Office of the Executor

"Ha. Ha.

Your stupidity amazes me Roger. Go ahead, claim "Divine Right" all you wish, you may as well piss in the wind for all I care. The sovereignity of Tyrandis is paramount, and the 1.7 billion citizens will gladly lay their lives to maintain that right.

I'm feeling generous today, so I'll give you a choice: Either rescind your pathetically stupid declaration and issue an apology, or face total war with the Militant Imperium. We will not hesistate to slaughter your nation completely to the last man, woman and child.

24 hours Fabus. Make your decision."

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Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

Grand Poobah Cassius Longarm had this to say about the recent development in Mississippi that really has no bearing on the Dominion whatsoever:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAA >snort< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH >wheeze< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA GEEZ THIS IS KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMEBODY KNOCK ME OUT NOW PLEASE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... OWF!

After being clubbed in the face with a fire hydrant in order to stop the laughter, Cassius is reported in amused condition.

I suppose I should make a comment given that everyone else is. Though I can't see what the fuss is about. Our people know who is in charge of Iuthia and they aren't about to listen to some leader of a some backwater country when it comes to matters of the law.

Hell, I doubt most Iuthians even know who the man is... let alone why he thinks he can make up the laws of our noble nation when he hasn't even got any ability to enforce them whatsoever.

So meh, we welcome the Cvar to rant and rave about what laws the Iuthian people should and shouldn't follow... they won't listen because unlike the Iuthian government he can't enforce his laws.

Of course, we expect they know this and they are only making this law in an attempt to goad other nations into acting against him despite the clear fact he can't really do anything. I may as well claim to be the god of Euroslavia and I would have as much relevence Roger Fabus when it comes to their laws.


Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

Official Statement from the Office of the Executor

"Ha. Ha.

Your stupidity amazes me Roger. Go ahead, claim "Divine Right" all you wish, you may as well piss in the wind for all I care. The sovereignity of Tyrandis is paramount, and the 1.7 billion citizens will gladly lay their lives to maintain that right.

I'm feeling generous today, so I'll give you a choice: Either rescind your pathetically stupid declaration and issue an apology, or face total war with the Militant Imperium. We will not hesistate to slaughter your nation completely to the last man, woman and child.

24 hours Fabus. Make your decision."

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Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

"I shall join in with Executor Davidson. Although I imagine Roger will show that he has no backbone and actually rescind the thing, but, then again, he's a bloody coward."

The Kingdom of San Lucia declares this new to be riduclous and a threat to world stability. Therefore we choose to ignore it.

-Ludwig von Hausen
Chancellor
San Lucia

We're going to simply say this one time. The Samtonian Council of Thirteen asks; nay, DARES the government of Mississippi to attempt to enforce this decree of a madman upon our nation or any other nation of the world.

As is said within the bible "Judge not, lest ye be judged." For too long has DA judged the world in their twisted, idiotic brand of justice. We suggest that DA step down from the judging, lest they be judged by all nations and found lacking.

Any aggressive moves towards any legitimate goverment under the guise of this "decree" will be seen as an attack against an ally of Samtonia and replied to with sufficient force. Tread closely now, Fabus. You've aroused the wrath of the International Community.

Samtonian Council of Thirteen

Leaked recording of Council meeting

"No, I don't think they can back it up. No, I agree that this is the work of delusioned idiots. Father?"

"I'm surprised their entire nation hasn't been excommunicated yet. Taking the Lord's name in such a vain way..."

"Agreed. So, Ozman, what do you think?"

"I personally think that their inbreeding within their country has finally caught up. They say mental issues do arise with too much.....and Fabus' delusions are certainly a mental issue. Wonder when they revert to hillbillyism?

(Laughter)

"Best explanation yet. Let's issue the rote condemnation..."

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

We join our NATO ally Tyrandis and its leader Executor Xavier Davidson. You've been going free for to long, but this just takes the cake and eats it. And leaves crumbs too. But we will be leniant and give you 48 hours. Tick tock Roger, a coalition is forming against you. I do not care how many men are in your Armed Forces, but we fight for the one true God and for Democracy. But for now, I dare you to try to change my laws by force. Come on, I'm waiting in my Lazy Boy Chair.
Sergei Ilyanov
President of The Island of Rose
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"Agreed. This is not the work of God, but of Satan. I agree with President Ilyanov when we say that this is a threat."

"We hereby ask, again, any and all Christians to join in helping us by petitioning the Russian Orthodox Church to excommunicate Roger Fabus. We also ask any Baptists and Catholics to rise up against the tyrant Fabus, and deny him and his supporters comfort. They are fools and ignorant brutes who will not learn, and must be treated as such."

Grigori Batov
Archbishop of Harbin, Xenizen Orthodox Church
Rev. Thomas Hu
Chairman, Xenizen Baptist Convention
Mon. Nomura Yoshitsune
Archbishop, Tokyo Parish, Roman Catholic Church

No one in my nation will obey anyone that does divine my desires.

Slender Goddess

‘Divine right to rule’? I always thought Mississippians were completely insane, and this proves it, without a doubt. Furthermore, Eldanor does not acknowledge your God. Not all people have the same religion. Or any religion for that matter.

Raving lunatic.

Ooc-

I had my declaration of war post already typed up, but talking to Sevaris over MSN, he refused to do a closed RP war with just DA vs Sevaris, he demanded to have handfuls of allies against just me who would get no allies (Gee... Sounds real fair, eh? Anyway, I basically said, "If it takes 10 of you to take me, what does that say, you're scared" he kept denying it, so I said forget this, I'll rescind the order of divine right just to shut him up)



Anybody who wants a copy of the MSN conversation to judge for themselves, IM or TG me (it's too explicit in language for just posting, but it's good for a laugh)



IC-

We hereby rescind this act, after much careful consideration.

Czar Roger Fabus

~Electronic Communication to Roger Fabus~
Okay, now you've annoyed me. Before, you were just amusing. Now, I am no longer amused.
Being as my nation is mostly atheistic anyway, you've just made yourself the laughing stock of the intergalactic community. However, being as nutcases like yourself tend to get followers, we're going to deal with this in a permanent fashion. Expect to see a wave of assassins soon.
-Dictator Enigma
~End communication~