New Roan
03-12-2004, 03:18
((DSI= Divine Stellar Imperium))
The Royal Family
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/Roania/AlexanderBlack.jpg
Alexander Edvardovich 'Tyrol' Razlin-Black
Rank: Prince (full title: Princeps et Primus)
Position: Complete master of the government and state of the DSI
Age: 47 (so, not even middle-aged for a Roanian)
Height: 6'2"
Weight: He's not saying. Don't ask. He doesn't like being asked. It makes him angry.
Species: Human
Family: His wife died 14 years before the present. He has two children, Grand Duke Darien Alexandovich Razlin-Black and Duchess Malissa Alexanovna Razlina-Black.
Lover: Something is happening between him and his first minister...
Best-friend: Simon Darquis (friend being a relative term. A more exact translation would be 'person who's been around me for most of my life and who I've never gotten around to killing')
Favourite colour: Blue
Approval rating: 110%
Hobby: Chess.
Likes: Stabbing people. Counting his cash. Passing judgement.
Pet-peeve: Pirates. He hates pirates. And foreigners. And aliens. And humans. And elves. And... actually, pretty much everything that walks, crawls, flies, swims, or does anything in God's clean universe. Except cats. He likes cats. They get along with him.
The quotable Alexander: I don't know what's wrong with you people, but fire will solve your problems. How so? Like this. Sergeant? Fire when ready.
On love: Love is like a sharp sword. It's nice to have, and bad to be given.
On love, 3 seconds later when Alysanndra was staring at him: Unless you want it, that is.
Simon: I don't think that actually works, Sasha...
Alexander: Shut up.
On power: ...you sit there. In your little dress, with your little handbag, and your little hat, and dare tell me how to run this nation? Oh, yes... let's all help everybody! Yippee!...imbecile. Power isn't about being used, it is about not being used. I can do many things. The question is, should I?
It's one small step from doing things because they should be done, to doing things because I think they should be done. This interview is over. Do try not to hurt the scorpions when you land in their pit.
Great Secret: Happily murdered his way to the diadem when he was only 19. Still feels no guilt. Spends much of his private time giggling at the look on his elder brother's face.
Sadly, Alexander has turned out to be a much better ruler than Vladivoslav could ever have hoped to be. What with the crippling insanity and all that.
Theme-song: Marche Slav, Tzchaikovsky
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/Roania/ac44ec53.jpg
Darien Alexandovich Razlin-Black
Rank: Captain
Position: Grand Duke; Heir to the throne
Species: Human
Age: 27
Height: 6'1"
Family: His mother died 14 years before the present. His father is Prince Alexander Black, and he has a younger sister, Countess Malissa Alexanovna Razlina-Black. Is currently taking care of a young girl, Rachael Farin (if he's extended his name to her is unknown as of yet).
Lover: Currently N/A; has started dating Admiral Anastasia
Best Friend: In so far as he has any friends, it's the men (and women) under his command. Of them, he's closest to his 1st Lieutenant
Favourite colour: Blood-Red
Approval rating: N/A
Hobby: He's fairly dedicated to his work. I suppose vaping foreigners would count?
Likes: Chocolate, sugary sweets, anything like that.
Pet-peeve: The press; being called 'daddy'
The quotable Darien: Lieutenant? You have your orders. If he isn't dead by the time I bite into this delicious piece of warm chocolate... so creamy... *cough* just shoot him.
Great Secret: If you offer him enough sweets, he'll find other matters to attend to besides your death. Oh, and, he's actually a kind soul underneath it all... if you can get beneath the layers and layers of cynicism.
Theme song:
Notes on female characters: In the past, I've received for one reason or another all sorts of requests for information regarding the 'measurements' of my female characters. Go fig. Rather than have that...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/Roania/Malissa.bmp
Malissa Alexanovna Razlina-Black
Rank: Countess
Position: Guild Exec.
Age: 22
Height: 5'6
Species:
Measurements: 36-34-36
Cup-size C
Family: Her mother died 14 years before the present. Her father is Prince Alexander Black, and she has an older brother, Darien Alexandovich Razlin-Black.
Lover: Currently N/A; neither looking nor interested at present.
Best-friend: Lucille Darquis
Favourite colour: Pink
Hobby: Golf.
Likes: Making men feel inadequate.
Pet-peeve: Over-interference in her affairs and the Guild's affairs by the government. Oh, and smugglers.
The quotable Malissa: *makes beeping sound* Sorry, sir... the connection is breaking up! *hangs up the phone* Men.
Great Secret: Really doesn't want much more than to find a good enough man to marry. Unfortunately, her definition of good-enough is 'As smart as me, as capable as me, and a ruler of a nation. He also has to be handsome and kind and rich'. She's unlikely to compromise on the first two, so the third is probably out of the question.
The Government
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/Roania/Allysandra.jpg
Alysanndra Ellestrea
Rank: Prime Minister
Position: First Councillor of the Prince
Age: 150
Height: 5'7"
Species: Elf (?)
Measurements: 36-34-36
Cup-Size B
Family: Her parents died when she was 50 and her husband, Devian, was killed 14 years before the present.
Best-friend: Simon Darquis
Lover: Possibly Alexander... both of them are moving slowly.
Favourite colour: Grey
Approval rating: 77%
Hobby: Chess, knitting
Likes: Many, many things.
Pet-peeve: Depression, anger... having to have people killed...
The quotable Alysanndra: Alexander, that's enough.You're frightening them.
Great Secret: She wants to become human, so she can die.
The Royal Family
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/Roania/AlexanderBlack.jpg
Alexander Edvardovich 'Tyrol' Razlin-Black
Rank: Prince (full title: Princeps et Primus)
Position: Complete master of the government and state of the DSI
Age: 47 (so, not even middle-aged for a Roanian)
Height: 6'2"
Weight: He's not saying. Don't ask. He doesn't like being asked. It makes him angry.
Species: Human
Family: His wife died 14 years before the present. He has two children, Grand Duke Darien Alexandovich Razlin-Black and Duchess Malissa Alexanovna Razlina-Black.
Lover: Something is happening between him and his first minister...
Best-friend: Simon Darquis (friend being a relative term. A more exact translation would be 'person who's been around me for most of my life and who I've never gotten around to killing')
Favourite colour: Blue
Approval rating: 110%
Hobby: Chess.
Likes: Stabbing people. Counting his cash. Passing judgement.
Pet-peeve: Pirates. He hates pirates. And foreigners. And aliens. And humans. And elves. And... actually, pretty much everything that walks, crawls, flies, swims, or does anything in God's clean universe. Except cats. He likes cats. They get along with him.
The quotable Alexander: I don't know what's wrong with you people, but fire will solve your problems. How so? Like this. Sergeant? Fire when ready.
On love: Love is like a sharp sword. It's nice to have, and bad to be given.
On love, 3 seconds later when Alysanndra was staring at him: Unless you want it, that is.
Simon: I don't think that actually works, Sasha...
Alexander: Shut up.
On power: ...you sit there. In your little dress, with your little handbag, and your little hat, and dare tell me how to run this nation? Oh, yes... let's all help everybody! Yippee!...imbecile. Power isn't about being used, it is about not being used. I can do many things. The question is, should I?
It's one small step from doing things because they should be done, to doing things because I think they should be done. This interview is over. Do try not to hurt the scorpions when you land in their pit.
Great Secret: Happily murdered his way to the diadem when he was only 19. Still feels no guilt. Spends much of his private time giggling at the look on his elder brother's face.
Sadly, Alexander has turned out to be a much better ruler than Vladivoslav could ever have hoped to be. What with the crippling insanity and all that.
Theme-song: Marche Slav, Tzchaikovsky
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/Roania/ac44ec53.jpg
Darien Alexandovich Razlin-Black
Rank: Captain
Position: Grand Duke; Heir to the throne
Species: Human
Age: 27
Height: 6'1"
Family: His mother died 14 years before the present. His father is Prince Alexander Black, and he has a younger sister, Countess Malissa Alexanovna Razlina-Black. Is currently taking care of a young girl, Rachael Farin (if he's extended his name to her is unknown as of yet).
Lover: Currently N/A; has started dating Admiral Anastasia
Best Friend: In so far as he has any friends, it's the men (and women) under his command. Of them, he's closest to his 1st Lieutenant
Favourite colour: Blood-Red
Approval rating: N/A
Hobby: He's fairly dedicated to his work. I suppose vaping foreigners would count?
Likes: Chocolate, sugary sweets, anything like that.
Pet-peeve: The press; being called 'daddy'
The quotable Darien: Lieutenant? You have your orders. If he isn't dead by the time I bite into this delicious piece of warm chocolate... so creamy... *cough* just shoot him.
Great Secret: If you offer him enough sweets, he'll find other matters to attend to besides your death. Oh, and, he's actually a kind soul underneath it all... if you can get beneath the layers and layers of cynicism.
Theme song:
Notes on female characters: In the past, I've received for one reason or another all sorts of requests for information regarding the 'measurements' of my female characters. Go fig. Rather than have that...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/Roania/Malissa.bmp
Malissa Alexanovna Razlina-Black
Rank: Countess
Position: Guild Exec.
Age: 22
Height: 5'6
Species:
Measurements: 36-34-36
Cup-size C
Family: Her mother died 14 years before the present. Her father is Prince Alexander Black, and she has an older brother, Darien Alexandovich Razlin-Black.
Lover: Currently N/A; neither looking nor interested at present.
Best-friend: Lucille Darquis
Favourite colour: Pink
Hobby: Golf.
Likes: Making men feel inadequate.
Pet-peeve: Over-interference in her affairs and the Guild's affairs by the government. Oh, and smugglers.
The quotable Malissa: *makes beeping sound* Sorry, sir... the connection is breaking up! *hangs up the phone* Men.
Great Secret: Really doesn't want much more than to find a good enough man to marry. Unfortunately, her definition of good-enough is 'As smart as me, as capable as me, and a ruler of a nation. He also has to be handsome and kind and rich'. She's unlikely to compromise on the first two, so the third is probably out of the question.
The Government
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/Roania/Allysandra.jpg
Alysanndra Ellestrea
Rank: Prime Minister
Position: First Councillor of the Prince
Age: 150
Height: 5'7"
Species: Elf (?)
Measurements: 36-34-36
Cup-Size B
Family: Her parents died when she was 50 and her husband, Devian, was killed 14 years before the present.
Best-friend: Simon Darquis
Lover: Possibly Alexander... both of them are moving slowly.
Favourite colour: Grey
Approval rating: 77%
Hobby: Chess, knitting
Likes: Many, many things.
Pet-peeve: Depression, anger... having to have people killed...
The quotable Alysanndra: Alexander, that's enough.You're frightening them.
Great Secret: She wants to become human, so she can die.