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I have slaves that will work for you. 1 oz of WeeD/ Slave. Thank-you :sniper:

*nuclear launch detected*

Hmm just cuz you can legalize Marijuana in NS prolly means this noob will get lucky and not be banned -_-

Hmm just cuz you can legalize Marijuana in NS prolly means this noob will get lucky and not be banned -_-

Nor did I think he would be. I just felt like introducing him to my wrath.

Evil tylerism,

We beg you not to sell your old and feeble for your drugs. We can supply you with 200 tons of high-grade buds per month in return for shipments of food and minerals, and your abandonment of international slave trading.

You fool! Don't give him what he wants. It won't stop anything.

The slaves should be "liberated".

StarCraft Joke:

Lasar Sound

"NucNucNucNucNucNucNucNucNuclear Launch Detected"

Though we do not support the using of WMDs.The nation of SovietRepublicofRussia proposes we take an international force and take care of this problem in the name of enforcing UN doctrine



Chairman,CP of SROR

Though we do not support the using of WMDs.The nation of SovietRepublicofRussia proposes we take an international force and take care of this problem in the name of enforcing UN doctrine



Chairman,CP of SROR

Meh, I suppose I go for that.

OOC: But nuking n00bs is so much fun. :D

OOC: lol that is true.


IC: So shall we send a force immediately? I have a force of 20,000 Special forces ready to move in via air drop

*Secret Transmission*
Ok, 2 oz. of weed each for healthy newborn babies.

*Official Transmission*

Transport Aircraft will be entering Evil Tylerism's airspace in 2 hours time with the intention of enforcing UN docrine and installing a more suitable government.

International Support Requested

*Official Transmission*
Alright, i'll support your endeavor. 6 T80 Heavy Ramjet VTOL Transports with
100 Skorpion Raiders (OOC;They're professional terrorists) in them each. Also 4 C100 Heavy Transport planes with 100 all-terrain combat motorcycles each will arrive. Supporting this, will be regular supply drops from my Airborne Forces.

*Secret Transmission*
Heh, my men will kidnap your children instead.

*Official Transmission*
TO:MassPwnage
From: Special Forces Command of SROR



The troop support will be provided by the nation of SROR the international communisty is asked just to support the endevor.

hey I've got an idea, gather round............

LETS IGNORE HIM AND NOT ALLOW SLAVERY CRAP TO DOMINATE II AGAIN, SAVVY?

hey I've got an idea, gather round............

LETS IGNORE HIM AND NOT ALLOW SLAVERY CRAP TO DOMINATE II AGAIN, SAVVY?

Seeing as I'm tired and don't feel like RPing right now. Sure.

3...2...1... IGNORE Cannons fired.

*Announcement*

The Forces of SROR have sucessfully landed in Evil tylerism and have secured an airfield,and are setting up a Command structure.



Also the troops are reportedly facing no interfearence from the Evil tylerism army and are expecting to hold the capital within hours.

*Official Transmission*
Alright, I'll withdraw my forces.

The Great Leader laughed to himself. His raiders were kidnapping babies from hospitals as he spoke. They would of course go unnoticed until after the war, as his raiders, both male and female would disguise themselves as refugees fleeing the country into the People's Republic of Mass Pwnage.

The scheme should work well enough.

*Official Transmission*

Lead forces of the 1st special forces group are entering the our skirts of the capital with other forces not far behind.


Secret IC:
Soon we will have this nation annexed

"Great Leader, we have as many as the fake refugee boats, helicopters and planes can fit in."

The Great Leader Li, of the People's Republic of MassPwnage nodded. A good haul. And done more cheaply than buying children on the open market.

"Good job, leave before the Soviets notice anything amiss." The Great Leader nodded his head and closed the communication channel.

OOC: Sorry for butting in, but probably you should wait for ET to respond..

oh excellent, let's go on another crusade against a n00b selling slaves, just what we need :rolleyes:

SROR Command post after picking up a coded radio transmission from MassPwnage


Radio Operator: Sir, we have just intercepted a radio transmission from commander of MassPwnage to their hime nation stating their true mission in this nation, which was to gain the slaves for no cost.

Commander Special Forces in Evil Tylerism: Very well we shall see to it they never make it out of this nation.

Skorpion Commander, General Adam Fung to Commander of Special Forces:

So, you have picked up our message. Interference with our actions may result in, unpleasantness.... to say the very least. We already have Air Force cover on the refugee ships and the refugees leaving the nation via the land routes, escorted by our soldiers.

Have a pleasant day.

Naval intradiction forces in the region have picked up on this position and are moving to prevent the escape of these slave ships


International Naval force is requested

The 20 G80 Ramjet VTOL Gunships, guided by 3 SAR-1 Sensor Planes turned towards the direction of the Soviet naval interdiction forces. The VTOL gunships, each with 3 heavy railguns and 12 ASIAN (Air to Surface, Intended for Anti Naval) anti-ship missles fired at long, long ranges at the Soviet forces, the huge and fast moving railgun slugs desiged for piercing heavy armor, like large ships and/or heavily fortified bunkers. Meanwhile, a swarm of Eagle's Talon drone planes guarded the gunships. They were kept in the air by a large fusion cell powered airplane known as the Big Mama, which fed the planes energy from its 10 megawatt TORUS cell.

The naval force AEGIS system ditected the missiles shooting down most of them, Losses are 5 Destroyers and 2 Crusiers.

Long range SAM are fired from the remaining ships and large amounts of F-35 and SU-47 Aircraft are scrambled from Carriers and gain missile lock on the intruding aircraft and fire

The drone planes dart off in pursuit of SU-47s and F-35s in order to shield off. A fierce air battle results. Meanwhile, the gunships and the Big Mama disappear from the visible eye and to radar, their surface fiber optic coating having been activated. Meanwhile, the vapor trails from the railguns are coming from every which way, targeting the Soviet carriers and the radar ships, the slugs being carefully aimed at the waterlines of the carriers and the shockwaves of the slugs carefully channeled in such a way that they'll tear apart the waterproof compartments of the ships they fire at.

Losses in this engagement were 1 Carrier sinking with 10% casulties 3 AEGIS Cruisers 2 with all hands and the third with 50% casulties

In the air the losses the F-35s loose 10 planes with full crews
SU-47s climbing to 75,000 FT AGL lose the fighters and move in the reported area of the attack craft as said by the fleet

Meanwhile the small ship force gets by the aircraft screen and enters the area of the slave ships flying SROR Marines on board via MI-9 Helos

Half the drone fighters left (52) break off to pursue the SU-47s, while the other 52 continue to engage the F35s. Meanwhile the Skorpions on board the ships do what they have been trained since the cradle to do; fight, and fight hard, with every weapon they have, including G05 Shoulder launched anti-aircraft missiles, which they fire at the oncoming helicopters and hand portable RG-1 railguns, which they also fire at the helicopters, trying to shoot down as many as possible. The gunships continue to fire at the Soviet fleet, trying to sink more carriers.

SU-47s make it safely to the capital where some AA weapons and handheld SAMs have been set up and are shot at the approching fighters losses expected


The carriers withdraw soon after the first loss of ships and launch of fighters
F-35s loose 3 aircraft by are currently engaged in dog fights with the opposition fighters

HI-9s losses are 2 helos which crash land in the sea with few casualties small ship small arms fire is placed on the deck of the ships in areas where the MI-9s are landing armed with advances assult weapons and machine pistols and tear gas, also trained in ship clearing missions. forces have landed on all ships and have engaged with the forces of the opposition

The Drone fighters take a few losses, but rapidly break off the pursuit, flying backwards rapidly to engage the F-35s from the rear. Meanwhile, the gunships fire at the remainder of the fleet to force it to withdraw, targeting command ships and Aegis crusiers deliberately. Meanwhile, the Skorpions, armed with BR-2 Assault Carbines and SW-3 close support infantry miniguns battle it out with the marines, their infantry armor blocking the bullets of the marine weapons and their electro-HEPA oxygen filters separating the teargas from fresh air. Through the gas, they can detect the heat signatures of the Marines through the infrared sensors in their helmets.

ooc: leaving for the night, reply once more, than don't until i come back tommorow.

F-35s take heavy losses losing some 15 aircraft with mst of their crews

The AEGIS cruisers in withdraw are largly uneffected by the railguns as the 5th generation reactivity armor obsorbs most of the impact


On the ships marines equiped with stage 4 body armor battle it out with the Skorpions into a near stalemate with neither side taking many casulties, a cease fire is expected to be called for terms in ending the conflict

The Great Leader Li to the Politburo of SROR:

We seem to be in a bind here.... leave us be immediately.

Meanwhile, on an actual refugee ship with Marines and Skorpions on it, a hidden camera is at work broadcasting to the international media.

The Skorpions appear to be defending the poor refugees against the evil Soviet marines. A few civilians are killed, and it appears, from the footage, that the marines shot them.

*Official News Statement*

Yesterday the nation of the Soviet Republic of Russia made moves to defeat the nation of Evil Tylerism and their slave trading policies. Upon this decision to move into the nation we were encountered by MassPwnage whos force's only intenetion was to take "refugees" as they call them which are mearly slaves ment to serve ,by force, in the military of MassPwnage, as a radio recording we intercepted shows *playstape* "Great Leader, we have as many as the fake refugee boats, helicopters and planes can fit in." The Great Leader Li, of the People's Republic of MassPwnage nodded. A good haul. And done more cheaply than buying children on the open market. "Good job, leave before the Soviets notice anything amiss." The Great Leader nodded his head and closed the communication channel. These messages were broadcast on an open radio channel by Masspwnage troops to their homeland and was picked up and recorded by a Special Forces Radio Officer

ooc: Hmm... in most cases, I thought it was implied that transmissions related to executive powers would be heavily encrypted and normally beyond the reach of anything beyond an organization analogous to the NSA. And also, radio transmissions don't pick up a ruler's thoughts, my leader didn't SAY that (about the slaves on the open market etc.), those were his thoughts.

Unfortunately for the Soviets though, MassPwnage's footage reached the media first.... And the military slave program, shrouded in secrecy is denied easily enough. Besides, nothing was actually mentioned about slaves, so thus, the Minister of Communication, Ian Chang spoke: "This is nothing but Soviet Spin, we're trying to help those refugees, and of course, for the Soviets, the more forced, underpaid workers in their factories, the better."

And on the refugee ships, reinforcements were on the way... 6 T-50 Ramjet VTOL transports with 30 Barracuda Marines each landed in or on the refugee ships in support of the Skorpions.

Masspwnage troops shall be removed within 5 hours (or when a negotiation occurs) or alterior methods of war shall take place



*Secret Tranmission to Naval Nuclear force *

Submarines shall be deployed near,but not to enter Masspwnage waters. Await further orders once in position

Encrypted Transmission from Maia Li, head of Hidden Eye Intelligence Services to the Great Leader.

"Dad, you might want to listen to this, our Infiltrators decoded this message a few minutes ago."

*Secret Tranmission to Naval Nuclear force*

Submarines shall be deployed near,but not to enter Masspwnage waters. Await further orders once in position

"Thank you Maia."

The Great Leader closed the radio channel, this was a full scale war to be sure. He contacted the Ministry of War.

"Deploy our naval forces in our waters, and send hunter-killer submarines, backed up by aircraft and drones to destroy them. Meanwhile... deploy the defense mechanisms of the nation and deploy our own weapons."

In the jungles and mountains of MassPwnage, missles silos opened up from nowhere. Each missle held 4 100-megaton lithium hydride antimatter warheads and was driven by a plasma based engine. Each missle had power radar jamming systems on it and was coated in fiber optics to make it undetectable to the human eye.
Meanwhile, a network of countermissles,lasers,plasma cannons,defense railguns, EMP systems, electronics scramblers, ultra advanced radar, sensor jammers, anti-emp shields, and nuke-proof bunker headquarters were activated with all due speed.
The military was put on red alert.... meanwhile, the ground refugees, and with it, the Skorpions, carefully made it across the borders to MassPwnage, having been neglected by Soviet forces.

How much for a deal of about 100,000 niggers?

ooc: have we a nazi racist?

ooc: Marguay, you must be a friend of decisive action, I think. It's too late to get slaves, I stole them all, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Great Leader Li to the Soviet Politiburo:

It has come to my attention that we both have nuclear weapons pointed at each other. How about we work this out before it gets worse?

I would suggest that we put all Forces and missiles on stand down and open negotiations

The Great Leader Li to the Soviet Politiburo: Alright, done, recall your submarines as well. (on video, the missiles are seen retracting back into the ground.)

*Official Transmission to Submarine force*


All submarines return to patrol operations in region of SROR shipping lanes

The Arilou race will purchase 1,000 of your slaves. I will require that within this group there are male and female slaves of every race. We will collect the slaves and drop off the.....Payment in roughly 1 day.


Just watch the skies, you'll see us.

OOC: can any of your nations read the last posts about how all the slaves were captured and that the country is under occupation and also slave buying and selling was banned by the UN

ooc:Lets get this sorted, then:

Your occupation went ahead without even waiting for EvilTylerism to have a chance at defending.Pretty shoddy work, people.So, I'm going to ignore that.

I'm not in the UN, I'm above that crap.

The slaves were captured?There's always someone to subjugate.

I was the one that did that, I kidnapped mostly newborn babies by the way, so yea, there are still some people left, but now, Tyler can just kick the ass of the Soviets with a vicious round of insurgent attacks once he comes back.

I think you scared the poor bastard away.

All members of this nation are to be placed in working camps and ANY uprising will be made an example of how we take rebels

The arilou agents walked amongst the ruins of the EvilTylerism capital and were horrified. They could see places where the people had been arrested, and evidently lined up against the walls and shot. There was no-one out on the streets.Apparently there was either a curfew, or the people were too scared of the Soviet troops.
"There is abviously discord on this world."
"Yes.We should tell our infiltrators about this."
"Yes.I suggest we supply the 'Tylerism resistance with the few primitive projectile weapons we have.If we introduced our level of technology here it would be over too soon."
"Indeed.We shall report to Fwiffo now."

The two Arilou, to all appearances two Soviet troopers, walked off, and promptly disappeared.

ooc:I'm not getting involved in this directly, being FT, it's just my guys are supposed to be doing this kind of thing at your time period.

Hmm.. Slaves, I could use those. I will trade slaves for Cocaine, Maruijarna, Herion and other drugs. How about 20lbs for slaves?

The Great Leader Li to the Soviet Politiburo: Your 100 billion dollars may be found in the premier's secret Swiss Bank account. Have a good day.

Chairman,CP of SROR to The Great Leader Li

Very well conflicts between our nations will cease

Maia Li in a note to the Chairman, found pinned to his nightstand with a knife: You might want to conceal your bank account from your people, someone's not going to be happy with all those embezzled funds...

Commander of Special Forces group located in Evil Tylerism anounces the effect of Martial Law and that any citizens found outside of their designated positions shall be rounded up and removed to a prison ship stationed near shore. Also any rebels found will be treated as traitors and taken care of appropriately.


In Moscow.....


100,000 Newly trained Military units will be sent to enforce SROR positions in Evil Tylerism. Also a naval base and shipyard shall be established in the nation.

how do you know how much money you hav?

OOC: http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com type your nation name in the box

I will not be selling any slaves until I have an established sence of my allies as It appears people wish to invade me. What I do with the creatures I create in my nation is my business. You are doing to me, what the united states did and still does do to CANADA.

Anyone wishing to assist me and become my allie, telegram me, before my nation, and my slaves, are obliterated.

(PS, slaves are free untill they willingly leave my nation. These people wish to labour long hard hours, for nothing as it gives them a sence of being. These people do this under religious beliefes, infact they encouraged me to start this program.)