NationStates Jolt Archive

"This is Joseph Mladic of the White Peoples Radio and Television Network. Czarina Alice Fabus is pregnant with twins, not identical but paternal twins, one a boy and one a girl, they will be named Louis and Alicia. We look forward to a soon addition to the Fabus family and our glorious monarchy as they are scheduled to be born before the year of 2005 is out."

Dang he's a stud....

We congratulate Roger on having 2 more additions to the family. Are there enough bedrooms?

King MacDonald
Queen Fabus

We congratulate Roger on having 2 more additions to the family. Are there enough bedrooms?

King MacDonald
Queen Fabus


"There are dozens indeed nearly a hundred bedrooms at my mansion here, we will be fine... I think Alice is more than capable of helping me to fill at least a third of our bedrooms... We have much work to do though."


Czar Roger Fabus

We wish that God's blessing fall on you even more. We too recieved news that soon we will have an addition to the family. It truely is a great day for us all. -- Czar Charles Hayden, Czarina Katherine Hayden

It truely is a great day for us all. -- Czar Charles Hayden, Czarina Katherine Hayden


"Yes it is, and they will make a fine addition to the Mississippian Russian Orthodox Church."


Czar Roger Fabus

Great more racists

Pres. John C. Handstand Jr.

We would like to send the new little tykes some crosses (from the Chuch of Camel Eaters) made of omthun. A very strong metal. There kid proof!

Hrall Thundaurwhaugung

We would like to send the new little tykes some crosses (from the Chuch of Camel Eaters) made of omthun. A very strong metal. There kid proof!

Hrall Thundaurwhaugung


"We want nothing from the likes of you. You'd probably have explosives placed in them. I don't know you, I don't trust you."

Czarina Alice Fabus

Ooc- Note, a bunch of my other characters, the other Fabuses, etc, I won't be announcing when they have kids, probably, but they'll just be added into the character list. Only with the ultimate leaders do I usually announce these things.

Official Government Communiqué to DA

"JRV would like to congratulate the Czar and Czarian on the two new additions. Best wishes for the future."

- Jon Banks, Secretary of Xenophobia

"We want nothing from the likes of you. You'd probably have explosives placed in them. I don't know you, I don't trust you."

Czarina Alice Fabus
Screw yoyu lady! We try to be nice and send your kids some damned crosses and you don't want 'em? Blassuth and tuggaroara to ye then!

Hrall Thundaurwhaugung

Screw yoyu lady! We try to be nice and send your kids some damned crosses and you don't want 'em? Blassuth and tuggaroara to ye then!

Hrall Thundaurwhaugung


"You dare insult my wife? I challenge you to meet me on the field of honor and we shall settle this horrible insult you have dealt against my wife."

Czar Roger Fabus

~Electronic Communication to Czar Roger Fabus~
Didn't we have this discussion before about you taking things too personally? Don't worry. I'll try to make sure my television networks don't air another show of how she cheats on you with everything that walks, male or otherwise, while you are enjoying your new children. I would, however, advise testing them to see if they are actually yours. Wait, too late on the show thing. Oops.
Oh, congrats on the children. I hope they grow up to be kind, benevolent rulers who care about the people and total equality.
-Dictator Enigma
~End communication~

OOC: The above is just Enigma being himself. Can't accuse him of pulling his punches. He does mean the congrats, though.

~Electronic Communication to Czar Roger Fabus~
Didn't we have this discussion before about you taking things too personally? Don't worry. I'll try to make sure my television networks don't air another show of how she cheats on you with everything that walks, male or otherwise, while you are enjoying your new children. I would, however, advise testing them to see if they are actually yours. Wait, too late on the show thing. Oops.
Oh, congrats on the children. I hope they grow up to be kind, benevolent rulers who care about the people and total equality.
-Dictator Enigma
~End communication~

OOC: The above is just Enigma being himself. Can't accuse him of pulling his punches. He does mean the congrats, though.


"You have twenty-four hours to apologize to my wife or I will destroy your nation with a hail of nuclear missiles. I am done playing games and I am done allowing idiots to tarnish her honor and purity. My wife is as pure as can be, she's never cheated on me before and would certainly never do so. I don't need to do testing on the children because I was there when she and I conceived them. I await your apology."

Czar Roger Fabus

"You dare insult my wife? I challenge you to meet me on the field of honor and we shall settle this horrible insult you have dealt against my wife."

Czar Roger Fabus
Then we shall meet. Name the time and place and I will be there. Name the weapon and I shall use it. Name the conditions and I shall meet them.

Hrall Thundaurwhaugung

I feel I must congratulate you on your recent additions to the Fabus inbreds. I can only hope they turn out complete opposites of their parents, and do not resort to mass murder and adultery for their fun in later life. I also recommend DNA testing to prove the children are indeed yours. Stories of your wifes exploits are rife around the Palace.

King Michael McLeod
McLeod03

Mike Tyson, recently appointed Commisioner of Communications for the Wirrawayan Concordiat, typed out a simple message to the Fabus's,

I will eat your children.

"You have twenty-four hours to apologize to my wife or I will destroy your nation with a hail of nuclear missiles. I am done playing games and I am done allowing idiots to tarnish her honor and purity. My wife is as pure as can be, she's never cheated on me before and would certainly never do so. I don't need to do testing on the children because I was there when she and I conceived them. I await your apology."

Czar Roger Fabus


*cough cough*idle*cough*threat*cough*damn whitey


This is all just stupid.

Would the leader of a country REALLY go to war over the tabloids in some far of place? Would they even care? Be realistic, my man.

ooc: Don't worry about arranging any royal marriages :-)

ic:

The Emperor sends his regards.

Mike Tyson, recently appointed Commisioner of Communications for the Wirrawayan Concordiat, typed out a simple message to the Fabus's,

I will eat your children.


"You will not step within a thousand miles of my children, or I'll bash your fucking head in with my fist."

Czar Roger Fabus

I feel I must congratulate you on your recent additions to the Fabus inbreds. I can only hope they turn out complete opposites of their parents, and do not resort to mass murder and adultery for their fun in later life. I also recommend DNA testing to prove the children are indeed yours. Stories of your wifes exploits are rife around the Palace.

King Michael McLeod
McLeod03



"Stories of her exploits. You sir are a lying asshole. My wife is not some whore, my wife is not an adultress, how dare you."

Czar Roger Fabus

*cough cough*idle*cough*threat*cough*damn whitey


This is all just stupid.

Would the leader of a country REALLY go to war over the tabloids in some far of place? Would they even care? Be realistic, my man.


Ooc- Roger is very protective of Alice, in the event you haven't figured that out from the fact he has taken bullets for her, and is generally very protective of her in all regards.

"You have twenty-four hours to apologize to my wife or I will destroy your nation with a hail of nuclear missiles. I am done playing games and I am done allowing idiots to tarnish her honor and purity. My wife is as pure as can be, she's never cheated on me before and would certainly never do so. I don't need to do testing on the children because I was there when she and I conceived them. I await your apology."

Czar Roger Fabus

~Electronic Communication to Roger Fabus~
Thanks. I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.
You have 23 hours and 59 minutes from the time you made that threat to recall the threat of using atomic bombs on my nation before I have my ships open fire with their vastly superior weaponry.
-Dictator Enigma
~End Communication~

Then we shall meet. Name the time and place and I will be there. Name the weapon and I shall use it. Name the conditions and I shall meet them.

Hrall Thundaurwhaugung


"Good, I look forward to blowing your brains out. Meet me at Kiev in Winston County, my old estate here in Mississippi. I'd kill you at Stalingrad but I don't want my wife to have to worry about the flowers getting blood on them."

Czar Roger Fabus

Sounds good I can't wait to go to the Lord. But I promise to show mercy so as to not deprive children of a father.

Hrall Thundaurgung

Mike Tyson licked his lips hungrily and responded,

With barbeque sauce. I'll be picking them up in due time.

His emperorship Alexander the I of the Alexian Empire would like too personally congradulate the Czar on his.....(I dunno, potency?) this glorious happening, and hopefully your heir will be as great a ruler as you.


"That's funny Alex! As great a ruler, nice touch!"

"It thought YOU'D think it funny, Sherrier. Everyone else just keeps saying"Don't use the Foreign Affairs ministry for kicks, nah nah nyah nyah nah." They no fun."

"Damn straight. But we know better."

"Stories of her exploits. You sir are a lying asshole. My wife is not some whore, my wife is not an adultress, how dare you."

Czar Roger Fabus

"Really? Then the stack of documents held in our archives are all spectactularly well falsified then? I hope the dream world you live on is a nice place Roger. Perhaps with any luck, your children will join you there, instead of polluting this planet the rest of us live on with more spawn of the Fabus filth."

King Michael McLeod

I would like to send my personal congratulations. Me and my wife are praying for a healthy pregnacy and a complication-free birth. You should reseave some flowers for you by the time you get this letter.

-Timothy Harlick, President of The United Socialist States of Monoma

Ooc- Roger is very protective of Alice, in the event you haven't figured that out from the fact he has taken bullets for her, and is generally very protective of her in all regards.



sure, take a bullet, but not threaten too nuke someone. That would probably put her in more danger than some guy sending notes.

His emperorship admires the Czar's thouroughness in going through his hatemail and such.

sure, take a bullet, but not threaten too nuke someone. That would probably put her in more danger than some guy sending notes.

OOC: I personally would love to see him nuke my empire. Seriously. It would be worth it.

sure, take a bullet, but not threaten too nuke someone. That would probably put her in more danger than some guy sending notes.



Ooc- A common saying amongst women in Mississippi is "Death before dishonor" meaning they'd rather die than have their honor tarnished, be raped, be humilated etc. Men use the saying too, to apply to they'd rather launch suicide bayonet charges than suffer the humiliation of surrender and such. We're a society where honor, or if you don't believe in it, the perception of honor, is held in the utmost highest regard.

Sounds good I can't wait to go to the Lord. But I promise to show mercy so as to not deprive children of a father.

Hrall Thundaurgung



Hey, my man, don' do it, don't trust whitey, he'll just have the cops hit you.

Don't trust whitey.

Ooc- A common saying amongst women in Mississippi is "Death before dishonor" meaning they'd rather die than have their honor tarnished, be raped, be humilated etc. Men use the saying too, to apply to they'd rather launch suicide bayonet charges than suffer the humiliation of surrender and such. We're a society where honor, or if you don't believe in it, the perception of honor, is held in the utmost highest regard.



pppppppfffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttt.too each his own, as long as it's me.

OOC: Decisive, what is your response to my threat?

Congratulations to both of you. May the Czarina have a safe and unproblematic pregnancy.

Empress of Eldanor
Laurelin Almaresáre

Regardless of your past actions, new lives are wonderful things. I send congratulations, and issue the usual condemnations to nations using the new lives as opportunities to score political hits and even get close to war. I just have no clue how you found the time to court a woman and get married, let alone have a family. I seem to be the leader of the wrong country... congratulations, anyway, and good luck for the future.

Prime Minister Jack Daniels
The Confederacy of Mattikistan

Official Response from Red Tide
"Being a fellow... Nationailistic-Capitilist nation. We congradulate you on your success, and wish to send you a pair of Banshee sports cars... For when they are old enough to drive that is... Which I hope they grow up as fast as they can..."
End Response

OOC:And no... the cars will not be filled with bombs/TNT/dynamite/whatever... as a matter of fact the only harmful thing about them is when you drive recklessely above 20 MPH. :p .

Official Response from Red Tide
"Being a fellow... Nationailistic-Capitilist nation. We congradulate you on your success, and wish to send you a pair of Banshee sports cars... For when they are old enough to drive that is... Which I hope they grow up as fast as they can..."
End Response

OOC:And no... the cars will not be filled with bombs/TNT/dynamite/whatever... as a matter of fact the only harmful thing about them is when you drive recklessely above 20 MPH. :p .



"We must politely decline. Roger is most insistent that the children drive 1981 Cadillac Eldorados as that was his first car."

Czarina Alice Fabus

OOC: Decisive, what is your response to my threat?



Ooc- Where? I don't see it...

OOC: A copy of it:

~Electronic Communication to Roger Fabus~
Thanks. I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.
You have 23 hours and 59 minutes from the time you made that threat to recall the threat of using atomic bombs on my nation before I have my ships open fire with their vastly superior weaponry.
-Dictator Enigma
~End Communication~

He's bluffing. You'll find that happens often, as a good bluff is easier to do than actually attacking and losing expensive ships.

And I was serious when I said seeing someone manage to nuke my nation would be worth it.

"Really? Then the stack of documents held in our archives are all spectactularly well falsified then? I hope the dream world you live on is a nice place Roger. Perhaps with any luck, your children will join you there, instead of polluting this planet the rest of us live on with more spawn of the Fabus filth."

King Michael McLeod

*cough*

OOC: A copy of it:



He's bluffing. You'll find that happens often, as a good bluff is easier to do than actually attacking and losing expensive ships.

And I was serious when I said seeing someone manage to nuke my nation would be worth it.


Ooc-

1) Roger was just being overly responsive, he won't do anything.

2) Your ships are qualitatively and quantitatively inferior to my Mississippian Kriegs Marine.

Ooc- A common saying amongst women in Mississippi is "Death before dishonor" meaning they'd rather die than have their honor tarnished, be raped, be humilated etc. Men use the saying too, to apply to they'd rather launch suicide bayonet charges than suffer the humiliation of surrender and such. We're a society where honor, or if you don't believe in it, the perception of honor, is held in the utmost highest regard.


well, we have a saying in Alexia.

" A bitch in the bush is...............um......................."

OOC: Decisive, what tech level are you?

I had figured he might not do anything, but the standoff of two people with equal egos is interesting to watch.

No I didn't!

No I didn't!

???

OOC: Decisive, what tech level are you?

I had figured he might not do anything, but the standoff of two people with equal egos is interesting to watch.


Ooc- I am 2005 modern. Roger is an expert boxer, modern pistol dueler, fencer, wrestler, fighter, knife fighter. The only thing he is bad at is antique pistol dueling.

???





That's not true! Where are you getting this shit from? Jesus.

Ooc- I am 2005 modern. Roger is an expert boxer, modern pistol dueler, fencer, wrestler, fighter, knife fighter. The only thing he is bad at is antique pistol dueling.





where does he find the time?!


No, really, running a country takes more work then you'd think. I did it once, when the Prime Minister of Japan was on vacation.

Ooc- I am 2005 modern. Roger is an expert boxer, modern pistol dueler, fencer, wrestler, fighter, knife fighter. The only thing he is bad at is antique pistol dueling.

I'm FT. My nation is developing its first warp engines as a supplement to its FTL jump drives and is developing second-generation antimatter missiles for use in a battlecruiser (which will be the first ever used by DLE).

Alexias, what?

"Mammals... breeding... I don't even want to entertain that thought. I hope they are your last generation, creatures."

Officer of Foreign Conflicts



"Fascinating; what exactly are you supposed to do with pre-laid mammal offsping, anyway? Is there high risk of terminal damage to the host body? Can you please record the event in detail for analysis? Would it be possible to send biomatter samples? May we send a scientific representative to witness the extraction procedure?"

Director of Imperium Xenobiology



"So, you small things can get smaller? Send 'em to me, I'll toughen them up with some hocket training -- they'll be growling like wildercats in a year."

General Kelrod, Fleet Commander



"Excellent news; humans have proven to me that they have the capacity for honourable values -- I hope you make sure these egglings learn them, and they will become fine fullgrowns. Good luck with their upbringing, and ensure they fight well. Assuming they survive and assuming I have not been successfully challenged for leadership before they are prepared to receive guests, I would very much like to see these egglings with my own eyes, if at all possible."

Ghargon Gorbgan IV

I'm FT. My nation is developing its first warp engines as a supplement to its FTL jump drives and is developing second-generation antimatter missiles for use in a battlecruiser (which will be the first ever used by DLE).

Alexias, what?


Future Tech..........pffffffffftttttt. Hate that........Not compatable with ANYTHING.

And you know what I mean, don play el stupidos.

"Mammals... breeding... I don't even want to entertain that thought. I hope they are your last generation, creatures."

Officer of Foreign Conflicts



"Fascinating; what exactly are you supposed to do with pre-laid mammal offsping, anyway? Is there high risk of terminal damage to the host body? Can you please record the event in detail for analysis? Would it be possible to send biomatter samples? May we send a scientific representative to witness the extraction procedure?"

Director of Imperium Xenobiology



"So, you small things can get smaller? Send 'em to me, I'll toughen them up with some hocket training -- they'll be growling like wildercats in a year."

General Kelrod, Fleet Commander



"Excellent news; humans have proven to me that they have the capacity for honourable values -- I hope you make sure these egglings learn them, and they will become fine fullgrowns. Good luck with their upbringing, and ensure they fight well."

Ghargon Gorbgan IV




riiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt.

Future Tech..........pffffffffftttttt. Hate that........Not compatable with ANYTHING.

And you know what I mean, don play el stupidos.

No, I don't. If you keep this up, I will report you to mods. So explain.

And, FT is compatible with quite a bit, even other FT categories.

"Ha. It seems the mighty Roger Fabus is incapable of responses. He issues hollow threats, puffing out his chest and attempting to act important. May I remind you, Roger, that both yourself and your cheating hussy of a wife are in the Top 5 Most Wanted by the RPU. Those pond scum you call children will soon join you, unless by some miracle they happen to turn out as respectable human beings.

Looking at their parents though, it seems highly improbable."

King Michael McLeod

No, I don't. If you keep this up, I will report you to mods. So explain.

And, FT is compatible with quite a bit, even other FT categories.brin





oh, oh, oh, bring it on.


I'LL report YOU too the moderators.

"Ha. It seems the mighty Roger Fabus is incapable of responses. He issues hollow threats, puffing out his chest and attempting to act important. May I remind you, Roger, that both yourself and your cheating hussy of a wife are in the Top 5 Most Wanted by the RPU. Those pond scum you call children will soon join you, unless by some miracle they happen to turn out as respectable human beings.

Looking at their parents though, it seems highly improbable."

King Michael McLeod


"I don't give a fuck about your nation or your RPU."

Czar Roger Fabus



Ooc- Everybody that is making OOC crap, keep it out or I'll mod call the lot of you.

"Ha. It seems the mighty Roger Fabus is incapable of responses. He issues hollow threats, puffing out his chest and attempting to act important. May I remind you, Roger, that both yourself and your cheating hussy of a wife are in the Top 5 Most Wanted by the RPU. Those pond scum you call children will soon join you, unless by some miracle they happen to turn out as respectable human beings.

Looking at their parents though, it seems highly improbable."

King Michael McLeod


did you ever think that maybe

A) He logged off

B) What the hell would they care if you have them on your "Nowherevilles most wanted fridays" if he IS THE LEADER OF ANOTHER COUNTRY.

"I don't give a fuck about your nation or your RPU."

Czar Roger Fabus


"Perhaps you won't be saying that when your wifes blood mixes with that of your children, in revenge for all those you have killed over the years. Lets see how you like it, ingrate."

King Michael McLeod

"Perhaps you won't be saying that when your wifes blood mixes with that of your children, in revenge for all those you have killed over the years. Lets see how you like it, ingrate."

King Michael McLeod



"I've not killed anybody, you confuse me with my father, you dumb ignorant fuck, learn to read the newspapers, I've been ruling Mississippi since September of 2004, this is April of 2005, get with it. How am I an ingrate? You've never done anything for me that I could be ingrateful for, you worthless piece of shit. Why don't you shut your fucking mouth before I light your ass up with a 12 gauge, got it... boy."

Czar Roger Fabus

what's and RPU?

"I've not killed anybody, you confuse me with my father, you dumb ignorant fuck, learn to read the newspapers, I've been ruling Mississippi since September of 2004, this is April of 2005, get with it. How am I an ingrate? You've never done anything for me that I could be ingrateful for, you worthless piece of shit. Why don't you shut your fucking mouth before I light your ass up with a 12 gauge, got it... boy."

Czar Roger Fabus



no it's not!


And how likely would it be for two national leaders to bicker like stupid middle class white american children, huh?

"I've not killed anybody, you confuse me with my father, you dumb ignorant fuck, learn to read the newspapers, I've been ruling Mississippi since September of 2004, this is April of 2005, get with it. How am I an ingrate? You've never done anything for me that I could be ingrateful for, you worthless piece of shit. Why don't you shut your fucking mouth before I light your ass up with a 12 gauge, got it... boy."

Czar Roger Fabus

"I'd like to see you try it old man. So none of you actions have ever resulted in the deliberate deaths of innocents? With a father like yours, if he indeed was your biological father, I find that hard to believe. I would also suggest, sir, that you show more attempts at politeness in your responses. It hardly seems fitting to me. Although as someone who doesn't have to obey the laws he forces on his people, I suppose I should expect such language from you."

King Michael McLeod

"I'd like to see you try it old man. So none of you actions have ever resulted in the deliberate deaths of innocents? With a father like yours, if he indeed was your biological father, I find that hard to believe. I would also suggest, sir, that you show more attempts at politeness in your responses. It hardly seems fitting to me. Although as someone who doesn't have to obey the laws he forces on his people, I suppose I should expect such language from you."

King Michael McLeod


"I am not an old man, I'm twenty years old, you rotten piece of white trash shit. When you speak with respect to my wife, and you've earned my respect, I'll speak properly to you. I don't waste manners of some worthless fuck like you."

Czar Roger Fabus

...I would also suggest, sir, that you show more attempts at politeness in your responses...


Right...you know your a hypocryte, right? Mabye you both should stoping arguing over a senseless matter, and watch your manners. We are supposed to be leaders of great nations, not leaders of an elementary school playground.

"I am not an old man, I'm twenty years old, you rotten piece of white trash shit. When you speak with respect to my wife, and you've earned my respect, I'll speak properly to you. I don't waste manners of some worthless fuck like you."

Czar Roger Fabus


YOUR character called him white trash!

Motherfuck!

This is stupid, neither of these characters could run a bakery, let alone a country.

Right...you know your a hypocryte, right? Mabye you both should stoping arguing over a senseless matter, and watch your manners. We are supposed to be leaders of great nations, not leaders of an elementary school playground.


damn straight.

Dear God! You're both fools who needed to be slapped a few times growing up! Now Roger I believe we were to do battle. For a society that loves honor so much you do not exhibit it at all. Nor does your wife. If you had honor you would not speak to a foe thus. You would speak of the oncoming battle with respect! You must learn these things in order to run your nation with honor and dignity! Otherwise you are just children playing with toys.

Hrall Thundaurgung

Statement from the Office of the Executor

"Wonderful. I wake up today to read my newspaper and find that two more spawns of Satan himself have been born.

Then again, it might not be that bad; after all, the whore who gave birth to the twins is known to have multiple partners, so the children might be lucky enough not to suffer from the Fabus bloodline's inherent genetic and physiological deficiencies."

http://www.zellfantasy.it/strate7/ico_cloud2.gif
Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

OOC: This was just the Executor in a bad mood. He'll probably mellow out after having a cup of coffee or two.

hmmm, thinking a documentry, "Middle Class White Kids, Moron Nation"


I think it would be an Idea.

"I am not an old man, I'm twenty years old, you rotten piece of white trash shit. When you speak with respect to my wife, and you've earned my respect, I'll speak properly to you. I don't waste manners of some worthless fuck like you."

Czar Roger Fabus

Someone please call the mods or close this thread, this is just becoming a flame war.

"I am not an old man, I'm twenty years old, you rotten piece of white trash shit. When you speak with respect to my wife, and you've earned my respect, I'll speak properly to you. I don't waste manners of some worthless fuck like you."

Czar Roger Fabus

"I have never spoken to your wife, so see no reason why she should be respected. As for earning your respect, that will only ever be done in the moments before your head falls from your shoulders and your blood stains my sword arm.

Maybe one day we shall meet in battle, and then we'll see who the worthless one is Fabus."

Dear God! You're both fools who needed to be slapped a few times growing up! Now Roger I believe we were to do battle. For a society that loves honor so much you do not exhibit it at all. Nor does your wife. If you had honor you would not speak to a foe thus. You would speak of the oncoming battle with respect! You must learn these things in order to run your nation with honor and dignity! Otherwise you are just children playing with toys.

Hrall Thundaurgung



yah, what happened too that?

But Camel, my man, don trust the whitey.

He's not right in the head. He screw his sister(or something like that? I'm sorry, I cannot recall much from what I know about the DA culture, and that's one of the only piece I remember. Could you clue us all in?)

YOUR character called him white trash!

Motherfuck!

This is stupid, neither of these characters could run a bakery, let alone a country.


Ooc- Keep OOC trash out of my threads. Indeed looking back at this thread, there are at least a dozen or more posts by you that contribute absolutely NOTHING to this thread. Please don't post in this thread again, I thought you were getting better, but you're still the same old spammer.

hmmm, thinking a documentry, "Middle Class White Kids, Moron Nation"


I think it would be an Idea.



hmmm, then it's settled, it is too be a major motion picture!

Someone please call the mods or close this thread, this is just becoming a flame war.

OOC: Not at all, since its all IC. OOCly, I have no problem with DA. As a matter of fact, DA, check your TGs. And Alexias, if you aren't going to RP, i suggest you leave.

Ooc- Keep OOC trash out of my threads. Indeed looking back at this thread, there are at least a dozen or more posts by you that contribute absolutely NOTHING to this thread. Please don't post in this thread again, I thought you were getting better, but you're still the same old spammer.



getting better at what? What do you mean? I am profoundly confused.






I hate watching children. Does others not hate watching children?




IC:

His emperorship feels that is foolish for national leaders to quarell in such a manner as has been suggested by the recent scandals turning about. Politicians in charge of people should not let there personal dislikes affect there actions.

OOC: Whitey is no longer trusted. DA we gonna' do the thing. And trust Roger at the very least needs to get wounded. Hrall is the best pistol dueler in Camel Eaters.

I do not know what everyone means.

DA, though, could you fill us all in on the culture and such again though?

((OOC: Arghh...mindless spam...clogging nervous system...must resist...urge to...call...mods))

Official Imperial Statement

Emperor Antonius is pleased by the news of the Czarina's pregnancy, and sends his congratulations to both Roger and Alice. May the children grow up to become as strong as their ancestors were.

Unlike the countless others sending their thanks, death threats and other messages to the unborn babies of the leader of Decisive Action. The event wasn't mentioned in the Iuthian media, nor was it commented on by the officials of Iuthia who didn't make the effort to congradulate such things which were concidered to be more events for the nations in question then the Iuthian Diplomatic Corps.

However, it may have been noted that the Iuthian Embassy sent a hamper of fruit with a simple card to the two parents expecting another pair of twins.

"Congratulations to you both for another sucessful pregancy. We wish you all the luck and good health throughout the months to come.

To the future of Decisive Action,

Ambassador Katarina Tzing and Embassy Staff."


The hamper itself was most likely vigerously tested for all manners of explosives, biological agents, chemical agents and perhaps even witchcraft. However all that such tests would reveal is that all the contents of the hamper, including the basket itself, was made in Decisive Action. The only contents of the hamper were foods which were good for a pregnant mother, from high quality fruits for the wife as well as lots of other healthy food stuffs.

In mainland Iuthia they may not have cared, but Katarina had been taught that in order to do your job you need to be able to get on with those who you may have to deal with. She was also not the type of person to make lewd comments about the new borns parents... it would be terrible taste to do that on such an occasion.

"[i]Congratulations to you both for another sucessful bringing of a pair of lives into the world. We wish your children good health and a happy childhood with much potential in the future years.




Ooc- The kids are still in Alice's womb, and they already have their infant son Alexander, so they've been parents for a few months. Alice is just pregnant again already.

Ooc- The kids are still in Alice's womb, and they already have their infant son Alexander, so they've been parents for a few months. Alice is just pregnant again already.
Holy crap that's not healthy.

Holy crap that's not healthy.


Ooc- How do you figure that? Babies stay in the womb 9 months usually, thus the twins will be born in about 7-8 months since this impregnation occurred a while ago.

I hate watching children. Does others not hate watching children?

OOC: From now on keep your comments in character and on topic or simply don't post in this thread at all... you guys have had your say and it's time to give it a rest. You comments are amazingly close to flaming, perhaps they are flaming but I would like to think otherwise and that you can show some respect for the fact that this isn't your thread and that the author has asked you to stop doing it already. So quit it or I'll call the mods in myself and given concidering the majority of my own RP with Decisive Action is pointing out the flaws in their logic it would be quite a turn up in the books for me to defend him from people who don't know when enough is enough.

Ooc- The kids are still in Alice's womb, and they already have their infant son Alexander, so they've been parents for a few months. Alice is just pregnant again already.

OOC: I'll edit.

Official Response from the Office of Alec Mannerheim:
We send our congratulations to the Fabuses on Alice's pregnancy. May they grow up to be productive members of society.



Earlier today, at a press confrence, when told the news, the Kaiser said,

"Breed like bleedin' rabbits, don't they?"

The Kaiser has since denied this statment.

Official Response from the Office of Alec Mannerheim:
We send our congratulations to the Fabuses on Alice's pregnancy. May they grow up to be productive members of society.



Earlier today, at a press confrence, when told the news, the Kaiser said,

"Breed like bleedin' rabbits, don't they?"

The Kaiser has since denied this statment.


Roger had only this to say, "I wonder if Alec would bleed like a rabbit if I cracked his skull open with a bat..."

Roger had only this to say, "I wonder if Alec would bleed like a rabbit if I cracked his skull open with a bat..."

"First of all, I didn't say anything. Second of all, how would you like to have a few 7.62 rounds planted in your head, hmm? Roger, You must learn not to believe everything you hear- the media lies."

-Alec

Editted... *does a little dance*

"First of all, I didn't say anything. Second of all, how would you like to have a few 7.62 rounds planted in your head, hmm? Roger, You must learn not to believe everything you hear- the media lies."

-Alec



"Fuck you, you jew bastard, you think you mean shit to the world... Hell, you're just another suit and tie loser jew that tries to act like a bigshot. You just threatened to blow my head off with a 7.62mm rifle and you expect me to believe you didn't make the earlier statements? Bullshit."

Czar Roger Fabus

Ooc- How do you figure that? Babies stay in the womb 9 months usually, thus the twins will be born in about 7-8 months since this impregnation occurred a while ago.
To prevent infection you usually don't have sex for like three weeks to a month after childbirth. If the kid was conceived during that time it could be born weak or a miscarriage. Those suck.

"I very much doubt the capability of this man too lead a country with actuall PEOPLE in it. What do you think, Saad?"

"Dunno. Seems like the kinda guy who runs the country that daddy worked so hard to build into the ground. Crash and burn, went the whitey."

"Yah, probably."






The Emperial Goverment urges all these foolish politicians too put there personal and ideological differences aside, as these idiotic bickering sesion, as it is counter productive. Leaders in charge of peoples lives should not fight over nothing in such a manner.

To prevent infection you usually don't have sex for like three weeks to a month after childbirth. If the kid was conceived during that time it could be born weak or a miscarriage. Those suck.


you, thats true.


read this article, it will explain everything.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Hammer