Free Hamptonshire
02-12-2004, 14:36
"This is Radio Free Zhekistan to tell you the news at the top of the hour. Criminals against the peace-loving liberation of Zhekistan were executed today, their bodies cremated. Their lies of violence and calls for insurgency against the Free Hapmtonshire Army have gone unanswered. The Capital of Zhekistan, renamed Zheki City, was calm and peaceful. The terrorist force, ZLF, continued to attack civilian hospitals and feeding centers in the outlying provinces.
In a new release, they claim the Army has executed thousands of 'undesirables.' Truly their lies have no boundaries.
Next, the Free Hamptonshire football team-"
The radio was cut off. The man listening to it turned to his aide,"Is everyting in place?"
"Yes, General. The inferiors have been brought to the Trebigrad copper mines. Once they are disposed of, none will be found." the aide looked uncomfortable. He was a patriot of Free Hamptonshire, but the actions his country's army(and he too) had been cruel. The native Zhekis just didn't learn.
He realized the General had spoken, and quickly apologized,"Sorry sir, what did you say?"
"Pay attantion. How many did we get?" The General pulled a cigar out, and lit it. The tobacco had a sweet scent to it.
"10,000 sir. None made any attempt to flee. They don't expect what will happen."
"Good. This homosexual problem has gone on too long. Send the order out. Gas and bullets. No fire this time." The General turned back to the radio as the aide saluted and left.
Now the problems end. Free Hamptonshire, and soon Zhekistan, won't ever need worry about the homosexual menace. He smiled and listened to the football game. His team had won again.
In a new release, they claim the Army has executed thousands of 'undesirables.' Truly their lies have no boundaries.
Next, the Free Hamptonshire football team-"
The radio was cut off. The man listening to it turned to his aide,"Is everyting in place?"
"Yes, General. The inferiors have been brought to the Trebigrad copper mines. Once they are disposed of, none will be found." the aide looked uncomfortable. He was a patriot of Free Hamptonshire, but the actions his country's army(and he too) had been cruel. The native Zhekis just didn't learn.
He realized the General had spoken, and quickly apologized,"Sorry sir, what did you say?"
"Pay attantion. How many did we get?" The General pulled a cigar out, and lit it. The tobacco had a sweet scent to it.
"10,000 sir. None made any attempt to flee. They don't expect what will happen."
"Good. This homosexual problem has gone on too long. Send the order out. Gas and bullets. No fire this time." The General turned back to the radio as the aide saluted and left.
Now the problems end. Free Hamptonshire, and soon Zhekistan, won't ever need worry about the homosexual menace. He smiled and listened to the football game. His team had won again.