NationStates Jolt Archive

IC: The conference will be held at 1900 EST in a secret location in southern Germany. (Details will be given to delegates)

OOC: Feel free to chat until it offically starts.

Invite List:

Smamtopia
Wolf America
Procco
Jonathana
The Republican Dictatorship of The Great Sixth Reich
The Republic of Great Romeo
The Dictatorship of Vineyard
The Dictatorship of NOTRIGGER
The Dictatorship of Zuhair Malik
The Holy Empire of JeetKuneDo
The Republic of Gameskater
The Republic of Nowell90
The Republic of Chancellor Williams
The Republic of Ztw
The Incorporated States of Ramissle
The Holy Empire of Salusa Secundus VII
The Technocracy of Sharina

Secret Message to Invited Nations:

Look at the gray dot:

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/9126/germanyrail.gif

Flash your landing lights on your planes three times, or you will be shot down. You will touch down 1,000 feet before a tunnel enterence (which is heavily guarded), the tunnel counts as the rest of the runway.

OOC: Bump!

Secret IC:

On the agenda is the hostilities of Doomingsland and Wirraway, Jonothana's NATO membership, trade between members, and possible military support.

- DIARY OF LORD DICTATOR VINEYARD - The flight was smooth and comfortable. Quite nice except for the roar of my fighter planes that shadowed my Private plane. Still trying to gather myself for the meeting. At the meeting I should probably take a strong anti-wirraway/doomingsland stance and pro-Jothana stance... Should i wear my sword? Nah. err... mabye it would be ok... give the impression that i mean buisness! We are now cleared to land, and the fighters have peeled off to land in some friendly airbase. Mabye its time for one more Vodka before i get out... yes. it will be awhile before i write in this diary, because i expect to be held up for a week or too.

OOC: yes, my dictator himself is going.

OOC: Remember to flash the landing lights on your MD-90-55, Vineyard.

IC:

Otto von Hienkel Rommel, Ludo Hienkel, Adolf Gorreing, and the Governer of Poland, a mister Jonathan Warczak were to attend the conference. They will be taking their private high-speed train to the secret underground station at the conference center.

Bump!

Bump!

James Brown, a technically discraced delegate will be sent. Do not worry, the government uses him for secret meetings, and his being disgraced was a conspiracy.

He has been sent from Spain where he was in hiding, he should arrive in Germany very soon. He is travelling by unmarked Harrier, the only identification is on its tail: FX-1

((OOC:Why was I invited, and why is my Nato membership an issue. And why are people pro me!))

An enormous object hovered above the clouds, with sunshine creating a reflective effect off the object's exterior. Suddenly, the object shot down into the cloud cover as two distinct roars could be heard. Several minutes later, the object approached the runaway and flashed a light three times.

"This is Proto to Control. Preparing to land as per your instructions."

Two more minutes later, the flying object landed on the runaway and the roar of its two engines began to subside as the power levels began dropping. The aircraft glided smoothly down the runaway towards the tunnel complex, as another communication took place.

"Proto to Control. Preparing to enter the tunnel and park at the assigned slot."

After a brief period of time, the aircraft disappeared inside the tunnel.

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OOC:

The aircraft "Proto" is one of the Sharina designed and built Aliana A200 jets. The A200 is Sharina's version of the Boeing 7E7. There are only two types of "passenger" aircraft operating in Sharina. The Aliana A380 and the Aliana A200. The only other aircraft in Sharina are military ones.

Aliana A380:

http://www.rit.edu/~rxd0205/nationstates/pictures/sharina_airbus.jpg

Aliana A200:

http://www.rit.edu/~rxd0205/nationstates/pictures/sharina_7E7.jpg


So basically, it was either an A200 or A380, but the A380 would be way too conspicious and would be difficult to fit in a tunnel structure.

---Messaage to TGSR--- I do not believe that your security is tight enough, especially since I am here in the person. Hell, any one of these "delegates" can assasinate me. Of course, it wouldn't ruin my country, as i already have an heir, but still... 200 beserkers are being sent to this location to help with the guard detail, they will be an invaluable asset to your security, i think you will find them superior to other troops types. They will be riding in jeeps and will be here shortly. Thankyou.

OOC: I never mentioned the secruity, so you cannot just assume there is none.

IC: We will not allow any of your soldiers here Vineyard.

The secruity is fine, as there currently are 30,000 Stormtroopen doing the "Goose-step" around the delegates! Over 360,000 soldiers are stationed in this mountain bunker.

We will assign 60 Stormtroopen just for your Dictator if you wish.

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OOC to Jonothana:

Wirraway and Doomingsland are both RWC and hostile to Vineyard. You are NATO and not hostile to Vineyard.

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OOC to Sharina: It's funny you said that about your A380, as if your delegate looked a little further down the tunnel, he would see our multi-billion dollar Airbus A380 parked in a closely guarded hanger. (It's a tall and wide tunnel, designed as a runway)

IC to Sharina:

"Welcome to the conference" a dark figure told the delegate, as he was escorted to a small bar room where all the other delegates are/will be chatting until the rest of the members arrive.

I will not be able to attend this meeting as I am currently dealing with issues in my nation. However, I will be sending my ambassador, my brother and the Empress shall be there in my place. My ambassador and wife shall be doing most of the talking. My brother is there for an additional say in the meeting. They shall arrive in one of our Sliver prototypes although it has been tested it has not been fully tested for combat, it is however fully capable to defend itself. They will be accompanied by the aircraft personal and 10 dragons. None of the dragons or personal will enter the tunnel unless any danger is shown. I do not see any problems but I do hope that nothing happens to my wife.

Emperor Briones.

No armed aircraft may come within 300 miles of the base (it's like Germany's Area 51 there).

Otto von Hienkel, Ludo Hienkel, Adolf Gorreing, Jonathan Warczak, and (surpise!) the Dictator's wife, Elizabeth (she refused to add all the fancy German stuff to her name) entered the conference room.

They had arrived an hour earlier at the underground train "station" six miles underground. The were given a tour of the facility (it just opened a week ago) before heading to the conference room.

Otto von Hienkel Rommel spoke, "We are the team from The Great Sixth Reich, also known as 'Imperial Germany' or the 'New Germany'. I am Otto von Hienkel Rommel, Dictator."

He pointed to Ludo Hienkel.

Ludo Hienkel: "I am Ludo Hienkel, Chief Officer of Defense."

He [Ludo] pointed to Adolf Gorreing.

Adolf Gorreing: "I am Adolf Gorreing, Chief Officer of Foreign Affairs and everything else Otto gives him." Which he added with a smile.

Adolf Gorreing pointing to Jonathan Warczak: "I do not believe we have met..."

Jonathan Warczak: "That is because we have not. I am Jonathan Warczak, the Governor of Poland, and also a long time friend of Otto." He also added, "Hi Vineyard, I believe I know you..."

Jonthan Warczak pointed to Elizabeth.

Otto von Hienkel Rommel: "And that is my wife, Elizabeth. Now I hope everything is in order. Let us enjoy a drink while waiting for the other delegates to arrive."

Birds Under Mud Piss!

I am sorry, without at least my 30 commando bodyguard, i will simply leave. Please tell me that they are allowed here. i am sure they won't be any trouble for your 300,000 some odd troops!

I do not believe anybody wants your soldiers near them at a conference.

If you really want to, you can have them un-armed.

No armed aircraft may come within 300 miles of the base (it's like Germany's Area 51 there).
Telegram to The Great Sixth Reich:

General James Briones: We would like you to reconsider. We would not want anything to happen to the Empress. The aircraft will stay far away from the base. The ship is not well armed, it still needs to be tested for combat and it shall not attack. But I can assure you, if it does attack without consent, I'll kill whoever is responsible.

Emperor Briones: Please let it slide. There may be dangers I am unaware of. I am not interested to start a conflict. Would you want your wife to go to some strange place with little or no protection?

Pilot: Wyvern II is approaching Europe, it will arrive at the conference shortly.

Would you want your wife to go to some strange place with little or no protection?

Answer: Yea, quite a lot. Peace conferences are safe places when delegates are searched for weapons. We do have several armed escort fighters we send to protect our delegates BEFORE they enter the soverign airpace of the conference hosting nation.

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Yes, we will allow your aircraft request after the board of military directors reviewed it.

Answer: Yea, quite a lot. Peace conferences are safe places when delegates are searched for weapons. We do have several armed escort fighters we send to protect our delegates BEFORE they enter the soverign airpace of the conference hosting nation.

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Yes, we will allow your aircraft request after the board of military directors reviewed it.
Message to the base:

General James Briones: Thank you for reconsidering it is most appreciated. We had to have some little sort of protection ourselves as we did not know what this meeting was about and were given little information.

Pilot: Chimera II has made it.

A huge plane hovered over Croatia. A bright blue light could be seen shining towards Germany. It flashed three times then dissapeared. The ship dissapeared into a cloud.

Chimera II:

http://www.gearsonline.net/zeorymer/mecha/satellite.gif

A much smaller aircraft flew out of the cloud and headed towards Germany.

The name of the ship said JKD-W P1:

http://www.gearsonline.net/zeorymer/mecha/transport.gif

It is a modified prototype version of the F-117. All weapons were taken off of it and making it a small transport ship. It can carry exactly 3 people.

As it got near the base it flashed its blue lights three times as a confermation and entered the tunnel.

Ambassador Lee: We arrived safely. The Empress' voice is too pure to be spoken right now, at least until her voice is needed once this conference starts.

OOC: Might be just me, but the links I provided aren't loading. It works fine when I find the pictures. Hopefully no one else gets this problem. I tried to copy the images to imaging but it wasn't working.

Fine, unarmed.

OOC: If you the links I provided aren't working just look under history in internet options for gearsonline then it should load fine.

OOC:

You forgot the code for images.

And here's what it would of looked like if you added "" before the address, and "" after it:

http://www.gearsonline.net/zeorymer/mecha/satellite.gif

OOC: No still isn't working, and the link u provided isnt loading for me either. Whatever if anyone else cant load just go under history select gearsonline and it will bring u to the picture.

OOC: All of them work for me...

OOC: Whatever, guess its just my bro's slow ass virus infested computer. I made a mistake on the image of the smaller transport image its changed now just so u know.

Try going to Profile>Edit Options>Show Images>Save Changes.

Make sure it's ticked.

OOC: Feel free to chat until it offically starts.
OOC: Okay

IC:
"Hmm wonder when this conference is gonna start."

"Hey we should play a game. Lets get a poker game started."

"Not just a game, lets turn this into a party bring on the chicks and beer!"

"Yea cmon guys"

OOC: I put img tags on it and changed my settings. My images show up as red x's but other images look fine to me.

IC: A bored looking dictator was sitting on a chair aroung a huge maple table intended for the conference, propping his feet up on the table. He sighed. To his left was a glum looking bodyguard, wearing nothing but a white undershirt and underwear, all else being stripped away due to the tight security. Why couldn't he have weapons concealed in every fold and part of clothing he asked himself. Damn securtiy. The dictator, being bored out of his mind jumped up screaming. He ran through the door, heading to an unknown location away from the confrence room, to an unknown destionation that only his maddened mind knew where. His bodyguard, looking startled, climsily scrambled out of his chair, quickly glanced around, then dashed after his lord and master.

OOC: Okay

IC:
"Hmm wonder when this conference is gonna start."

"Hey we should play a game. Lets get a poker game started."

"Not just a game, lets turn this into a party bring on the chicks and beer!"

"Yea cmon guys"

OOC:

That's not a good idea when there are two women present in the room, and that a couple of rooms away porn producers are being shot. :)

IC:

Otto von Hienkel Rommel: "The nations of South Africa and Albania have not sent their delegates yet. We will sent one MD-90-55 to pick both of them up, first the Albanian delegate, then the South African delegate."

Down the tunnel, the extremely loud noise of twin turbofan engines starting is heard. An electronic puller pushes a MD-90-55 out of a guarded hanger so that it is pointed at the tunnel opening. The engines are thrusted up to 100%, and the jet speeds through the tunnel into the air.

Woah, didn't even see this thread.

Woah, didn't even see this thread.

OOC:

Your invited because you control an important country. Not because your a member.

Yeah, i was wondering...

Anyways, let's get on with the meeting.

Yeah, i was wondering...

Anyways, let's get on with the meeting.

Get your delegates to Southern Germany first.

People are still waiting for South Africa, Mozimbique, and Albania.

En route. Should arrive in about one RL minute

Due to urgent threats from Tenebricosis, we have decided to immediatly add him to the agenda.

A Lufthansa Fokker 50 has been ordered to pick up any delegates from Procco if needed (or you could take your own private jet).

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/9306/36-254721.jpg

Theyre already in a small helicopter near Munich. They should touch down in about... now.

OOC: Shoot! A helicopter makes matters more complicated.

IC: You better land just outside the tunnel entrance. An electronic pusher will move in down into a hanger.

Eh, no need to worry. The helicopter is disguised as a news chopper and it will land on an abandoned lot about 1/2 mile waya from tha hangar. The dleegate and two bodyguards will be escorted to the area.

OOC: OK

IC:

Otto von Hienkel Rommel to Delegates: "We have decided to start the conference. This way, please..."

Delegates are lead into a secruity room where they are walked through a metal detector and an EntryScan3 portal (looks like a metal detector, but scans delegates from drugs and explosives using air samples).

EntryScan3:

http://www.geindustrial.com/ge-interlogix/images/iontrack/prod_escan.jpg

lot about 1/2 mile waya from tha hangar. The dleegate and two

What the crap did I just say?

lot about 1/2 mile waya from tha hangar. The dleegate and two

OOC: GaNsTa 4 LiFe? :)

OOC:

That's not a good idea when there are two women present in the room, and that a couple of rooms away porn producers are being shot. :)

IC:

Otto von Hienkel Rommel: "The nations of South Africa and Albania have not sent their delegates yet. We will sent one MD-90-55 to pick both of them up, first the Albanian delegate, then the South African delegate."

Down the tunnel, the extremely loud noise of twin turbofan engines starting is heard. An electronic puller pushes a MD-90-55 out of a guarded hanger so that it is pointed at the tunnel opening. The engines are thrusted up to 100%, and the jet speeds through the tunnel into the air.
IC: Porn producers being shot ey? Well then lets watch. I'd like to kill one myself too that could be fun.

OOC: hehe if you highlight the smiley face it makes it look like its frowning.

The delegates are lead into what appears to be a aircraft gate seen at most airports. One hundred soldiers line the walls of the gate, saluteing the delegates with their rifles at their sides. The delegates are walked up a stairwell onboard the large aircraft. The aircraft's interior is covered and Trimmed in Yellow Gold, White Gold, Pink Gold, Platinum and Silver. Throughout certain areas there are precious stones to highlight the aircraft. Surrounding each window are alternating Diamonds and Rubies. The room in front of them is the conference, and the delegates are seated at the sixteen person table.

Next will come a conference room capable of seating 16 People (12 on each side, one on each End) The Table will be made out of the finest ebony. The Chairs surrounding the table will be decked out in Black and Red leather with the Sixth Reich Symbol on them. Each Chair will Have a 20" LCD Screen That Comes out of the Desk in front of them and Keyboard, a microphone and camera (for video conferencing) and a computer with a 250 GB Hard Drive, Dual 3.6 GHz 64-Bit Processors with 16 GB's of Ram. And A sattelite phone. The Screens will also be able to receive any of the 500 Movies built into the entertainment system of the aircraft. This Conference Room Will Also Double as a Dining Room. Behind The conference Room will be a full size kitchen with stoves, ovens and refrigerator to make the finest meals known to man and an elevator to bring food downstairs.

The 20" LCD Screens suddenly pop out of the chairs and start the following movies:

http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/video.shtml

black underage male parrots?

Tenebricosis claims Moldova and Estonia, among others.
I recieved two telegrams from Tenebricosis. One warning me of his invasion plan for bordering countries (Latvia, Lithuania)

The second consisted of
'Do you wish to stay alive?'
His army may consist of over a billion people. So, if we can combine ours when/if he invades Latvia and Lithuania, we can push him back.

The doors of the aircraft are pulled down, and all the doors are locked. "Now it is safe to talk" -Adolf Gorreing.

Now we face threats from multiple locations.
Tenebricosis seems hellbent on destroying me and also has troops stationed in surrounding countries.

A screensaver now plays on the screens, rotating between these pictures:

http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-ayb404.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-30106206.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-aiaybon_genericsuperhero-basesign.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-area51.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-ayb404.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-bush1.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-exams.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-paper.jpg

Now we face threats from multiple locations.
Tenebricosis seems hellbent on destroying me and also has troops stationed in surrounding countries.

"How fast do you believe Tenebricosis can mobilize?" -Ludo Hienkel, Chief Officer of Defense.

"This just in sir!" -Messanger

"News Reporter Aneit: According to sources reporting from the Proccan-Tenebri border, Proccan forces have been put on what is being described as a high alert. There is not yet sufficient evidence that the Proccans are planning an invasion of Belarus, but our magnificent Government has responsed by sending fifteen infantry divisions composed of five thousand soldiers each to re-enforce and not attack through our border.

News Reporter Kornikoba: Correct, Aneit. In other, less important news, our caring Government has once again increased military spending. All soldiers are to be equipped with newer body armor and new weapons. The old Avtomat Kalashnikova assault rifle is being augmented to include a 2x/10x scope, increased range, and a personalized name plate. Soldiers have an option of five unique type-faces in which to engrave their name or message. All infantry are also required to take a three week course in hand to hand combat, during which time our glorious Protective Armed Forces will add twenty-three new ways to kill a man with their bare hands to their repertoire. For the modest price of one year's pay, or 1,500 brics, a soldier can purchase brass knuckles also engraved with their name for extra humilitation to the families of our vile enemies during funerals. This new program is expected to cost approximately 2,000 brics per worthy soldier, or 22 billion brics. "

The plane suddenly started moving, and took off down the tunnel. Once airborne, it headed to the Maldives.

Alright. All attending members interested in saving my butt, here is my zone that may be under attack at any moment.

(circled)
here (http://img90.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img90&image=e6-europe.gif)

Great Romeo's Dictator (No-Name): "We have reviewed your request for aid, and can send ten million soldiers ASAP if you wish."

Any help is appreciated.

"How fast do you believe Tenebricosis can mobilize?" -Ludo Hienkel, Chief Officer of Defense.

If what they say is correct, they should have a small force on the Lithuania-Belarus border by now.

TG6R and I have come up with a plan for deployment.

White = My Forces
Yellow = His Forces

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/2680/80-europe.gif

We also have deployed additional forces on the island of Frigidaqua, The Great Sixth Reich's Norway, and (hopefully if we get permission): Procco.

Our plan:

One million for our island's defense.
500,000 for Latvia.
500,000 for Procco.
and
300,000 for Norway.

We also have deployed additional forces on the island of Frigidaqua, The Great Sixth Reich's Norway, and (hopefully if we get permission): Procco.

Granted.

The ambassador and Empress took 2 seats while General Briones walked into a dark corner.

The Empress watched carefully at the video and images.

The ambassador: "We must ponder upon this situation in Procco at the moment"

What are all TG6R's troops doing in my countries... ;)

What are all TG6R's troops doing in my countries... ;)

OOC:

What?

Where?

LOL!

I get it!

The yellow in your countries means it's controlled by you. It DOES NOT mean I have soldiers there!

Procco- My government would gladly send you troops, however, only 500,000 are ready for immediate deployment. Would you like them?
*looks at Warzack*
This plane, does it have any ariel protection? I happen to have countries almoast everywhere, so i could have one or two escort planes to accompany us... don't worry, they won't attack with me on board if you are afraid of Betrayal! Also, i think something should be done about Wirraways threatened invasion of china, this is a threat to us all!

I withdraw my statement to procco, we should not get involved in this.

Procco- My government would gladly send you troops, however, only 500,000 are ready for immediate deployment. Would you like them?
*looks at Warzack*
This plane, does it have any ariel protection? I happen to have countries almoast everywhere, so i could have one or two escort planes to accompany us... don't worry, they won't attack with me on board if you are afraid of Betrayal! Also, i think something should be done about Wirraways threatened invasion of china, this is a threat to us all!

"And how do you know where we are flying over? You do not know our location.

We assure you it is safer in the air than on ground at the moment. We are guarded by a convoy of one-hundred F-25 Hawks and twenty KC-130 Tankers. This aircraft itself has anti-heat and anti-radar flares. And we should be landing soon anyway in the Maldives to meet up with the MD-90-55 carrying the late arriving delegates." -Ludo Hienkel, Chief Officer of Defense.

Radio:

"Male Appoarch, Lufthansa One is type Airbus A380, at 15,000."

"Lufthansa One, decend and maintain 5,000. Turn right to runway heading."

"Decend and maintain 5,000, Lufthansa One."

Five minutes later:

"Lufthansa One, you are six-zero miles East. Cleared ILS, runway 01 appoarch. Maintain runway heading, decend and maintain 3,100 until established on the localizer. Contact Male Tower on 131.90."

"Cleared ILS, runway 01. Maintaining heading and decending and maintain 3,100 until established. Contacting tower on 131.90, Lufthansa One."

"Male Tower, Lufthansa One is 60 miles East, inbound ILS runway 01."

"Lufthansa One, make straight in, runway 01."

"Make straight in, runway 01, Lufthansa One."

Five minutes later:

"Lufthansa One, cleared to land, runway 01."

"Cleared to land, runway 01, Lufthansa One."

After a perfect landing:

"Lufthansa One, turn next taxiway."

"Lufthansa One, contact Ground on 130.3."

"Going to 130.3, Lufthansa One."

"Male Ground, Lufthansa One requests taxi to the VIP gate."

"Lufthansa One, taxi to gate Alpha Alpha Alpha Three, via taxiway Alpha, Zulu."

"Taxing to gate Alpha Alpha Alpha Three, via taxiway Alpha, Zulu, Lufthansa One."

IC:In the few seconds that we have left on this plane, before we get off, i would like to say that the Nation of koppersbergs refuses to acknowladge my existance, so i have taken measures to get him to acknowladge me.

OOC: We are not getting off the plane...

IC:

The delegates watched the runway from the windows. After watching a Lufthansa A380 from Munich land, a strange plane was on final. It was a MD-90-55, decorated in Albanian colors. After the plane touched down and came to a stop, it taxied to gate AA2, to the left of our Airbus A380. The engines were shut off on the MD-90-55, and three delegates were observed walking up the gate. Inside the terminal, the delegates were scanned with a metal detector and an EntryScan3 before they walked down the gate attached to our plane. The cabin door opened for the delegates as they boarded our plane, and the doors were shut again. After a brief refueling and catering service stop (and time to empty the "human waste" from the toliets), our plane was up in the air again with the one-hundred-thirty plane convoy headed to East Timor.

Luft, the dicator of Notrigger entered the ship before it took off to east timor as a late entry. He gazed upon the variety of looks on the people on board's faces. He took a seat and waited for takeoff not bothering to introduce himself or talk to any of the other passangers.

Luft, the dicator of Notrigger entered the ship before it took off to east timor as a late entry. He gazed upon the variety of looks on the people on board's faces. He took a seat and waited for takeoff not bothering to introduce himself or talk to any of the other passangers.

OOC:

Imposter!

You cannot be the real Notrigger for the following reasons:

He was going to send a mister "Sir Jew" to the conference.
You sound like Vineyard.
You smell like Vineyard.
You are Vineyard. Stop hacking into Notrigger's account.

OOC:

Imposter!

You cannot be the real Notrigger for the following reasons:

He was going to send a mister "Sir Jew" to the conference.
You sound like Vineyard.
You smell like Vineyard.
You are Vineyard. Stop hacking into Notrigger's account.
Sorry that was me, I was just posting so that he would be there. All the other posts on nation incidents thread was in fact Vineyard although and I'll make sure they get deleted.

Sorry that was me, I was just posting so that he would be there. All the other posts on nation incidents thread was in fact Vineyard although and I'll make sure they get deleted.

(Thanks)

No problem... but:

An IP check of Earth V is in progress by Tenebisosis (sp?), so you better hope for your sake that you own use your own acount on your own computer.

If you use Ben's acount from your computer, and then use your acount, the IP addresses will be the same, and we will know it is a puppet.

Notrigger agreed to let me protect his terroritories.

I don't use his account to talk in earth v threads I just like looking after it and answering issues. Its Vineyard who says that he can just take a million guys from his country whenever he wants not me. But now he's being wierd and making notrigger say stuff like he was vineyard's "friend" lol. I sent an email to ben for him to change his password from vineyard.

EDIT:

Oops!

Posted in wrong thread. This spot will be reserved for an IC thing in the near future.

EDIT:

Oops!

Posted in wrong thread. This spot will be reserved for an IC thing in the near future.

OK.

OOC:

Imposter!

You cannot be the real Notrigger for the following reasons:

He was going to send a mister "Sir Jew" to the conference.
You sound like Vineyard.
You smell like Vineyard.
You are Vineyard. Stop hacking into Notrigger's account.
OOC:I didn't do that. I SWEAR to god. And that isn't my style, i would have ben like.... Run in and shoot every one at the confrence and miss me and then run out only to get shot and killed and he left a will saying that i get all his stuff. Wow. That was a mouth full.
IC: SInce i can't get his countries the imposter way,i still do have more than 300,000 troops left in my country after the doomingsland war.. i may sent them in to "Secure" some provinces.

OOC:I am here.

IC: A sleek plane decended from the sky, bearing the ruler of Macedon and Bulgaria, Zuhair Malik. As soon as he got out of his plane, he borded the plane which hosted all the bord members and opened his breif case. He pulled out a bottle of "Smell like Vineyard" cologne, and put some on him self. he then proceeded to sit down in one of the empty chairs.

IC: Put up sanctions against the warmongering nation of karond kar please.

IC: Put up sanctions against the warmongering nation of karond kar please.
Vote against

OOC:

That's definitly NOT IC. Please at least state why you want sanations so I can add a formal poll (you cannot take back votes, so I will not make one now).

The warmongering state of Karund kar is building nucklear weapons and plans to make war with me. He has clearly stated so. Please hold trade and communication sanctions with him so he cannot wage war.

Abraham Lincoln stood up and shook his head.

"I vote aganist Vineyard. It speaks out aganist Karond Kar for the very actions that Vineyard is committing.

Look in the mirror."

Lincoln sat back down and shuffled some notes.

OOC:

That does not say much, Vineyard. Propose a deal or something, at least make North Korea look like a threat to the world.

I might support you if you endorse me...

IC:

Adolf Gorreing places a sheet a paper in the ballot box. That paper shows that The Great Sixth Reich's vote is: "Abstained".

The Airbus A380 comes to a stop at another underground facility in East Timor. The delegates now get off and go into the REAL conference room.

On the Emergency Agenda is the North Korean war.

The Airbus A380 comes to a stop at another underground facility in East Timor. The delegates now get off and go into the REAL conference room.
As soon as his highness steped out of the plane he gave a gasp. he was only 100 miles from the country of his enemy.

I do not support this place as the meeting place... he could strike at will (Mauwii)(SP?)!

As soon as his highness steped out of the plane he gave a gasp. he was only 100 miles from the country of his enemy.

I do not support this place as the meeting place... he could strike at will (Mauwii)(SP?)!

OOC: Please use quotes when a character talks.

IC:

Ludo Hienkel*: "Why das fickt would he attack a neutral country? He has no clue we are here anyway, and we have a crap load of nukes n' scheiße to shoot at him if he does! We also are three miles under the earth in a nuclear bomb shelter! (OOC: I asked him and he said he will pretend not to know about it)

*Ludo is VERY informal and straight to the point, and is the only government figure in our country who swears.

The ambassador, Empress, and General Briones stepped off the plane and went into the conference room.

The ambassador: "What is this war in North Korea now really?"

The Empress: "We told our people not to contact us except for my husband, but we haven't heard a word from him either."

The ambassador: "And I don't really see why we had to move from three different places."

The Empress: "I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason, just enjoy the enviroment. Maybe me and my husband can take a vacation here sometime or at the other place we were."

Otto von Hienkel Rommel: "The world is on the blink of nuclear war... yet people are just sitting there? Let's do something!"

The ambassador: "What do you propose we do? Any military action will just make people fire nukes. We have to come to some sort of treaty."

The ambassador: "What do you propose we do? Any military action will just make people fire nukes. We have to come to some sort of treaty."

Jonathan Warczak: "We need to decide is Vineyard is worthy of any support before we can do anything else."

Abraham Lincoln looked around the table before taking a sip of water. He tugged slightly at his uniform to smooth out a small crease while he listened impassively to the dialogue being thrown around the table.

He felt it was time to speak up.

"I believe that the issue here is Vineyard's actions in Asia. Focus on that, gentlemen.

Vineyard is attempting to invade Asia, but at the same time, the nation of Karond Kar has a legimiate claim to parts of Asia, notably the Koreas.

Vineyard claims that it is the rightful owner of the Koreas, not Karond Kar. On the other hand, Karond Kar has developed in the Koreas over centuries, and that gives Karond Kar a legimitate claim.

Now we have to discuss why Vineyard should or should not keep the Koreas. If AYBABTU and DICK approves of Vineyard's claim in the Koreas by a majority, then it will be clear that military and economic aid will be given to Vineyard.

But first, we have to discuss the why's and why not's regarding the Koreas."

Lincoln sat back down and took another sip of water to soothe his slightly dry mouth.

A 70" LCD TV came down from the ceiling, and played the lastest information on the conflict in Asia. (OOC: So delegates know what is happening in the other topic)

Abraham Lincoln looked around the table before taking a sip of water. He tugged slightly at his uniform to smooth out a small crease while he listened impassively to the dialogue being thrown around the table.

He felt it was time to speak up.

"I believe that the issue here is Vineyard's actions in Asia. Focus on that, gentlemen.

Vineyard is attempting to invade Asia, but at the same time, the nation of Karond Kar has a legimiate claim to parts of Asia, notably the Koreas.

Vineyard claims that it is the rightful owner of the Koreas, not Karond Kar. On the other hand, Karond Kar has developed in the Koreas over centuries, and that gives Karond Kar a legimitate claim.

Now we have to discuss why Vineyard should or should not keep the Koreas. If AYBABTU and DICK approves of Vineyard's claim in the Koreas by a majority, then it will be clear that military and economic aid will be given to Vineyard.

But first, we have to discuss the why's and why not's regarding the Koreas."

Lincoln sat back down and took another sip of water to soothe his slightly dry mouth.

His Highness nearly shot the insolent fool sitting across the table for providing false information.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I do not want the Koreas, and if i wanted them, trust me, I WOULD have them by now." The dictator said, standing and staring at everyone at the table.
"The reason for provoking war in the Koreas is that this Karond Kar fellow has proclaimed that he will take South East Russia from me, and has forced my hand. I have no claim in the Koreas, all i want is either that Karund kar fool out or the Northern Part of China to serve as a buffer if he decides to attack me." At the dictators signal, one of his bodyguards comes forward with a military map. It shows 500,000 troops guarding the coast with 1.5 million on the Russia- China border. It also reverals Tenebrocosises men on the border with China as well.
"Due to the inactivity of the Chinese Government, i believe that they will allow the SPAM alliance fools" *Glances at JeetKune Do* "to simply march across their lands to attack me. Of course i will hit back, but not without entering Chinese Territory, where their Supply depots and artillary will be undoubtedly placed. This would then awaken the Chinese government against me, since i will be attacking troops, although not his, on his soil. Now if i were to pull back from China, the SPAMs will be launching attacks for a very long time from Chinese soil. That is a Lose - Lose Situation."
"That is why me and my faithful ally want to invade china before the SPAM idiots do so."

"I would also recommend that this councel allow a delegate from my ally Tenebricosis to come to this meeting..."

His Highness nearly shot the insolent fool sitting across the table for providing false information.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I do not want the Koreas, and if i wanted them, trust me, I WOULD have them by now." The dictator said, standing and staring at everyone at the table.
"The reason for provoking war in the Koreas is that this Karond Kar fellow has proclaimed that he will take South East Russia from me, and has forced my hand. I have no claim in the Koreas, all i want is either that Karund kar fool out or the Northern Part of China to serve as a buffer if he decides to attack me." At the dictators signal, one of his bodyguards comes forward with a military map. It shows 500,000 troops guarding the coast with 1.5 million on the Russia- China border. It also reverals Tenebrocosises men on the border with China as well.
"Due to the inactivity of the Chinese Government, i believe that they will allow the SPAM alliance fools" *Glances at JeetKune Do* "to simply march across their lands to attack me. Of course i will hit back, but not without entering Chinese Territory, where their Supply depots and artillary will be undoubtedly placed. This would then awaken the Chinese government against me, since i will be attacking troops, although not his, on his soil. Now if i were to pull back from China, the SPAMs will be launching attacks for a very long time from Chinese soil. That is a Lose - Lose Situation."
"That is why me and my faithful ally want to invade china before the SPAM idiots do so."

"I would also recommend that this councel allow a delegate from my ally Tenebricosis to come to this meeting..."
The Empress: "SPAM?..." but before she could finish speaking, the ambassador stopped her and reminded her of her voice being to pure to be heard.

The ambassador: "Hmm not sure whats happening with SPAM but I don't believe they would attack an ally. Unfortunately, we are not allowed to contact outside and tell them not to let anyone into China. Even so, much of China doesn't belong to us, only Hong Kong. I can only hope Emperor Briones made the right decision and just blockaded China and not let anyone in. General Briones what do you think of all of this? General Briones? Hmm must've gone to the bathroom or something. Jeez hope he gets back soon, I have to go next."

The ambassador: "Unfortunately, we are not allowed to contact outside and tell them not to let anyone into China."

Otto von Hienkel Rommel: "There is a secure telephone in your armrest, ambassador..."

"I would also recommend that this councel allow a delegate from my ally Tenebricosis to come to this meeting..."


"So? Can i invite my ally to send a delegate to this conference? I believe a famous phlosepher once said 'The Ally of my Ally is my friend'"

"I would also recommend that this councel allow a delegate from my ally Tenebricosis to come to this meeting..."


"So? Can i invite my ally to send a delegate to this conference? I believe a famous phlosepher once said 'The Ally of my Ally is my friend'"

Ludo Hienkel: "For secruity reasons, he must be blindfolded while traveling to this conference room UNLESS he decides to join DICK or AYBABTU."

OOC:

Go ahead and invite him...

Otto von Hienkel Rommel: "There is a secure telephone in your armrest, ambassador..."
The ambassador: "Yes I know, but we were told not to contact anyone unless the Empress was hurt. Not quite sure why the Emperor doesn't want news of this conference but I guess he thought we could handle it so he wouldn't be overburdened with work. Also, I am not allowed to command the military only to give advice. General, why don't you order a blockade around China?"

General Briones: "It's not your decision Mr. Omura. I'll do what I want once I make a decision myself. Who knows, maybe my brother already set up a blockade or is about to make one."

Mr. Omura: "Grrrr. I didn't want to give out my name. Whatever, its too late now, and it doesn't really matter. And if you want to be stubborn, we'll just see what will be done to you when we get back."

General Briones: "Hmph"

A phone beagn to ring in The Dictators Armchair. he picked up. After several quiet minuets, the dictator said into the phone, "Yes, yes. Ok. Launch Mr. Dalmaita. OK? Code: ***** ** * *******. There. God speed."
Ashen faced, the dictator hung up. Then, as his eyes moved towards the TV screen, a news report began interupting another report. It showed many ships, somewhere in the China Sea. A large flash then osccured, and when the flashed cleared, there were melted ships, slipping beneath the waves.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, The nation of Maowouii just nuked 50,000 troops in the China Sea. Unprovoked, without declaration of war, that evil nation just nuked my men in INTERNATIONAL waters. My people are estimating that several dozen foriegn fishing velssels were in the area. Also, Rear Adm. Turkmanstazi, the only remaining admiral, has ordered the 10,000 surviviors immediately into JeetKuneDo territory, as all supply ships were sunk. The troops will be making landfall soon. They are instructed not to harm anyone there, only simply beg for food, ect... until i can have planes pick them up. Also, i have launched a Silver Bullet at a large concentration of Enemy naval vessels."
The dictator glanced around. "I will need your help in this war. I expect most of you to send troops to aid me, i did not wish for war, but war has been brought to me by an enemy nuke. All missle defence systems in my country are being activated."

The phone began to ring:
"Yes Mr. Omura, it's me. How's my wife doing?"
"Your wife is fine, and the conference..."
"Nevermind about that, give the phone to the dictator of Vineyard, I must speak with him."

"Here you go, it's the Emperor, he needs to speak with you."

Mr. Omura: "General, have you made a decision yet after this action by our ally against another ally?"
General Briones: "No I have not, thank you. Lets wait for them to finish speaking. If my brother makes a mistake, I'll fix it."

OOC: Just incase you don't know Vineyard, I have another post on the page before this.

General Briones stepped out of the shadows. With anger in his eyes, he smashed Vineyard's phone.

He replied saying "Sorry, lost my temper a little bit, but i'm fine now. You can just use our phone instead, as we are not going to use it." then walked away.His lordships bodyguards motion was swift and quick. As the dark villian began to walk away, a brutally strong bodyguard wrapped the left arm around the generals chest, gripping his(The generals) right shoulder. He then used his right hand to quickly grab the generals face on the generals laft side and quickly snapped his neck. As the general slumped to the ground, the bodyguard hollered, "NO ONE GETS NEAR MY LORD WITHOUT PERMISSION. ESPECIALLY WITH EVIL INTENT!"

The dictator stood up quickly, seizing the bodyguard by the arm and simply left the conference; walking over towards His Chamber.

A news report on the television set then showed headless bodies lying on the beaches of JeetKuneDo. The bodies were wearing Vineyardian military Uniforms.

The phone began to ring:
"Yes Mr. Omura, it's me. How's my wife doing?"
"Your wife is fine, and the conference..."
"Nevermind about that, give the phone to the dictator of Vineyard, I must speak with him."

"Here you go, it's the Emperor, he needs to speak with you."

Mr. Omura: "General, have you made a decision yet after this action by our ally against another ally?"
General Briones: "No I have not, thank you. Lets wait for them to finish speaking. If my brother makes a mistake, I'll fix it."

OOC: Just incase you don't know Vineyard, I have another post on the page before this.

His highness, with bodyguard in tow, shunned the phone away.

OOC: That's a godmod, Vineyard... Nobody is that quick, and my soldiers line the walls of the conference room.

What really happened:

IC:

As Vineyard's bodyguard bolted towards the JeekKuneDo delegates, several Stormtroopen shot tazer rounds at him. The third shot hit him hard, and he fell down.

At the same time, all the Stormtroopen immediately pointed their SMGs: 3/4 at JeekKuneDo, 1/4 at Vineyard.

The bodyguard from Vineyard was hand and leg cuffed before being put back into his chair next to Vineyard.

"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!" ordered the Stormtroppen to both Vineyard and JeekKuneDo.

OOC:

DO NOT RP PAST PUTTING UP YOUR HANDS! I want to add more after you guys comply.

OOC: lol you guys are getting mad over a broken telephone whatever im just gunna ignore those 3 posts, my one, vineyards, and tgsr. Here take 100 dollars that is more than enough to pay for a telephone. The phone call was just conferming the telegram on nation incidents thread. God, you take things to seriously, if you piss me off again, i might be force to kill a billy goat or two lol.

A news report on the television set then showed headless bodies lying on the beaches of JeetKuneDo. The bodies were wearing Vineyardian military Uniforms.
They were given a proper burial you know. Their death was quick to end their suffering and they died with honour. They should've already been dead from the nuke anyway.

OOC: lol you guys are getting mad over a broken telephone whatever im just gunna ignore those 3 posts, my one, vineyards, and tgsr. Here take 100 dollars that is more than enough to pay for a telephone. The phone call was just conferming the telegram on nation incidents thread. God, you take things to seriously, if you piss me off again, i might be force to kill a billy goat or two lol.

OOC:

You cannot really ignore a post if it was not a godmod.

IC:

Ludo Hienkel: "Thank You for your money. This phone is wroth every cent of $100, as it is a secure satelite phone. As for the rest of the conference..."

Guards came over and restrained Vineyard's delegates and JeetKuneDo's delegates's legs with a chain to their chairs.

Ludo Hienkel: "This will prevent any future confrontions and outbursts of physical anger. Let us continue..."

OOC:

You cannot really ignore a post if it was not a godmod.

IC:

Ludo Hienkel: "Thank You for your money. This phone is wroth every cent of $100, as it is a secure satelite phone. As for the rest of the conference..."

Guards came over and restrained Vineyard's delegates and JeetKuneDo's delegates's legs with a chain to their chairs.

Ludo Hienkel: "This will prevent any future confrontions and outbursts of physical anger. Let us continue..."
"Excuse me, but am i going have to send agents here to liberate me from this chair, i hate being chained up. And the guns are completely unecessary!"

ooc: YES, IT DID HAPPEN, AND I HAD NO IDEA THAT THERE WERE GUARDS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. woops, too lazy to delete that last sentence, my hand accidentaly hit the caps lock.

"Excuse me, but am i going have to send agents here to liberate me from this chair, i hate being chained up. And the guns are completely unecessary!"

ooc: YES, IT DID HAPPEN, AND I HAD NO IDEA THAT THERE WERE GUARDS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. woops, too lazy to delete that last sentence, my hand accidentaly hit the caps lock.

OOC: Relax... let me explain

The guards complelely line the walls for a good reason: At the last conference we hosted a delegate got shot. We also had them assigned tazers because we do not like lethal weapons.

As for the "chained up" and "the guns": That's exargerated. Your delegates are tethered around their feet lossely to their chairs. They cannot feel a thing. And the guns are not pointed at anybody anymore, it was just during the restraining.

OOC: I already said I ignored my own post, i'm deleting it now. God you guys are getting mad at nothing. Go get a life guys here's a little humor for you.

Puts a dvd into the television

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/163078

watch it have a good laugh

OOC: I already said I ignored my own post, i'm deleting it now. God you guys are getting mad at nothing. Go get a life guys here's a little humor for you.

Puts a dvd into the television

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/163078

watch it have a good laugh

OOC: If Vineyard agrees, I'll agree too. I completely agree with you.

Bump for Vineyard!

A screensaver now plays on the screens, rotating between these pictures:

http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-ayb404.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-30106206.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-aiaybon_genericsuperhero-basesign.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-area51.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-ayb404.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-bush1.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-exams.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-paper.jpg

Any reactions?

Any reactions?
Already saw the movie a long time ago.

Puts a dvd into the television

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/163078

watch it have a good laugh
Did you guys watch it?

Yeah. What was it about?

Yeah. What was it about?
Random stuff. Random stuff about water that is. Oh, yeah. I have been elected leader of the D.I.C.K. alliance. Im now the head of the D.I.C.K. ;)

Yeah. What was it about?
You mean the movie I posted? Just about a guy spilling a glass of water and all hell going loose. Hilarious.

Mr. Omura: "I am sorry, but we must be leaving soon. The Emperor's birthday is this Sunday, December 19th and we must be there to attend the festivities. We will not be returning until after New Year's. Could you please provide a flight to Bangok in Thailand?"

OOC: What's happening? Is this conference dead?

OOC: What's happening? Is this conference dead?
OOC: Probably, don't even know what its about.

OOC: What's happening? Is this conference dead?

OOC: Nope, the last thing on the agenda hasn't been touched: The DICK & AYBABTU Charters.

I have the information on my PDA, just need to upload it.

OOC: TGSR, as you know, Woody the Woodpecker is NOT my ouppet. He goes to our school and his name is Dan Vacaro. Please guarentee his nuturality in the forums... the warmongering alliance will not dare touch him if you gaurentee his safety.
EDIT: woops my bad sharina... thanks for catching that!

IC: TGSR, as you know, Woody the Woodpecker is NOT my ouppet. He goes to our school and his name is Dan Vacaro. Please guarentee his nuturality in the forums... the warmongering alliance will not dare touch him if you gaurentee his safety.

Huh? Don't you mean OOC? ;)

Mr. Omura: "I am sorry, but we must be leaving soon. The Emperor's birthday is this Sunday, December 19th and we must be there to attend the festivities. We will not be returning until after New Year's. Could you please provide a flight to Bangok in Thailand?"
You gonna respond or should I just have a plane send for us. We have to leave to Thailand tonight. Its not that far from here to there. If no response by 8pm, we'll call for a pickup.

You gonna respond or should I just have a plane send for us. We have to leave to Thailand tonight. Its not that far from here to there. If no response by 8pm, we'll call for a pickup.

"Your going to have abstain from the voteing of the charter, unless you make it now."

DICK Alliance Charter

I. Shall any member come under attack, all must support the member with a reasonable amount of assistance.

II. Trade between members must be free from taxes and tariffs.

II. No alliance member may support International Terrorism.

IV. Member Nations national airlines are given access to all commercial airports after a reasonable waiting period.

V. No alliance member may support slavery (except for punishment by due process of law) or mass genocide.

All Your Base Are Belong To Us (AYBABTU) Alliance Charter

I. Member nations should be exempt from tariffs and taxes on all traded items, or at least recieve discounted tariffs and taxes.

II. If a member nation comes under unproked attack, nations must grant economic aid and/or military aid.

III. If there is disagreement upon whether an attack is "unproked", discussion will take place in the private forums (the Alliance Leader) gets the final vote.

IV. No alliance member may support International Terrorism.

V. No alliance member may support slavery (except by punishment by due process of law) or mass genocide.

VI. Amendments may be added by a 3/4 vote of alliance members.

JeetKuneDo delegates will take a super-sonic plane back to Germany to take their orginal plane back after voting.

"Your going to have abstain from the voteing of the charter, unless you make it now."



JeetKuneDo delegates will take a super-sonic plane back to Germany to take their orginal plane back after voting.

Ok

im gunna vote for no just to cancel someones vote out. Cancelling votes out is fun.

The JeetKuneDo delegates said there goodbyes and told everyone to have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year as they waited to be boarded on to the plane to Germany.

The JeetKuneDo delegates said there goodbyes and told everyone to have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year as they waited to be boarded on to the plane to Germany.

OOC: You can go right ahead and board. It's a super-sonic VIP aircraft, so you should get there soon.

The Delegates arrived in Germany and boarded the Wyvern transport plane JKD-W P1. They headed towards the hovering Chimera II. They should arrive in Thailand by midnight and will rest for the festivities tomorrow.

The Delegates arrived in Germany and boarded the Wyvern transport plane JKD-W P1. They headed towards the hovering Chimera II. They should arrive in Thailand by midnight and will rest for the festivities tomorrow.

OOC: Remember to respond to my telegram I sent you.

Abraham Lincoln, the Sharina delegate, read the AYBABTU Charter and nodded as he scanned the wording of the document.

He stood up, his considerable height dwarfing most of the assembled delegates, then spoke in a deep voice.

"I agree to the Charter.

However, we must add a Sixth Clause. It should be 'Amendments to the Charter shall be permitted by a 2/3 majority vote of all AYBABTU members.' and this will provide even more flexibility to the charter, as politics and the global stage constantly changes as time passes us by."

Lincoln sat back down and awaited responses.

I still wanna know why I'm here... I'm not in any of these alliances, I think?

Aye to the charter.

I still wanna know why I'm here... I'm not in any of these alliances, I think?

OOC: I think you can leave, unless you want to ally with Vineyard or something...

Ok...

Is anyone gonna say anything in this thread or can i just delete it from my favorites list?