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News from Fluffiette!

Fluffiette
01-12-2004, 13:10
NEWS FLASH!
Sadie, Empress of Fluff and Glitter made a suprise announcement from the Fluffy Palace, FrooFroo City today "Henceforth elections are to be dispensed with. They're just a waste of time as everyone thinks I know best anyway, far better to channel all those taxes into reforms and things rather than lots of silly politicians." The decision has not gone unchallenged however, with groups such as the Anti-Fluff League (AFL) springing up in FrooFroo City overnight and threatening insurrection. Her Fluffiness is not alarmed however "They're just a big bunch of silly billies" she says, indulgently "we'll let them have their little protest and then we can get on with business."

On a related note, Fluffiette now has a glut of Yes-men which it is eager to trade with other countries.

Enquiries should be addressed to Ambassador Cornelius Bumpty.