Thomsland
01-12-2004, 11:22
Dear all Nations of the World
I would like to announce the emergance of the proud Allied States of Thomsland. I would like to take this moment to aknoweledge each and every one of your contributions to the world stage and ask you continue to contribute in any way you can.
As you may know, the national animal, The Lesser Spotted Fatmess, has become an endangered species. recent developments, however, have led to a growth in numbers. The problem is that there is a distinct lack of willing mates of the Fatmess, but it has evolved to counteract this. It has incorporated use of date rape drugs and now secretes them like a poison at around half 2am into the drinks of any unsuspecting potential mate. there is also an increase in the number of willing mates or "chubbychasers". It is for this reason i call upon you!
We will be issuing free hunting permits until the lesser spotted Fatmess is back on the endangered species list. The Fatmess has enough food to last a hungry family at least a week, in some cases more, and it's hide can make a lovely rug, as many are overly hairy. Why this approach? simple! as a powerhouse ecomomy we take pride in exploiting every situation for all it is worth. The tourism revenue in Thomsland makes up a significant portion of our economy and i fuelled in no small part by the rarity of its national animal! Keep our tourism high, join the hunt :sniper:
In many Squeebs we trust
King Thomson of the Allied States of Thomsland
I would like to announce the emergance of the proud Allied States of Thomsland. I would like to take this moment to aknoweledge each and every one of your contributions to the world stage and ask you continue to contribute in any way you can.
As you may know, the national animal, The Lesser Spotted Fatmess, has become an endangered species. recent developments, however, have led to a growth in numbers. The problem is that there is a distinct lack of willing mates of the Fatmess, but it has evolved to counteract this. It has incorporated use of date rape drugs and now secretes them like a poison at around half 2am into the drinks of any unsuspecting potential mate. there is also an increase in the number of willing mates or "chubbychasers". It is for this reason i call upon you!
We will be issuing free hunting permits until the lesser spotted Fatmess is back on the endangered species list. The Fatmess has enough food to last a hungry family at least a week, in some cases more, and it's hide can make a lovely rug, as many are overly hairy. Why this approach? simple! as a powerhouse ecomomy we take pride in exploiting every situation for all it is worth. The tourism revenue in Thomsland makes up a significant portion of our economy and i fuelled in no small part by the rarity of its national animal! Keep our tourism high, join the hunt :sniper:
In many Squeebs we trust
King Thomson of the Allied States of Thomsland