NationStates Jolt Archive

A new study is being launched by The University of Wex-Luther-Hajj into miscellanous facts and information about the world's people.

For instance:
Those from the Western Province of Camel Eaters (Hexico) are known to secrete a somewhat mild poison from glands under their armpits and above and to the sides of the mouth. This poison is rather powerful in hallucenogenic aspects though and has caused many the spouse to go day tripping after a kiss.

Many of the tribesmen from around the Nine Rivers Basin are born with external working gills and webbed feet. Some have even shown mild scale patterns.

Families that have a long agricultural tradition usually exhibit a tougher hair quality that most within three months of their birth. Scissors, electric cutters, and other hair cutting instruments are often broken trying to trim their hair. Although sheep shears work well.

We now require the same sort of information form you. Thanks and good will.

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam is not a sovereign nation, but is in fact a book.

OOC: Interesting.......

IC: Holy Paradise also has differences among its people. Families who have a history of military service usually have members who are muscular and have great endurence from birth. People who live in the Moth Forest are faster than city-dwellers from birth and have hair like that of farming families from Camel Eaters to protect their heads from parasites. Those who were born in mountains to families who have lived there for a long time can take in more oxygen than those who live below and are more hairy all over to protect them from the cold. They can also jump higher than others in order to navigate the jagged terrain.

OOC: Glad you like it.

IC: Thank you this information is good so far. We still need more though.

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

In Phalanix usualy the children of the geneticly enhanced troops tend to carry the same genetic enhancments there mother/father has. Also ones born in the mountain areas can sense the comming of a storm in the area they are in. And in some very rare cases children born around Paladin Point during the yearly "Ghost Lights" tend to be more sensitive to the spirits of the dead.

Cool. The gennies pass that on to their children how nice. A storm sense is good and the ghost kids are interesting.

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

Recently, deep in a desolated wasteland of Nation of Fortune, a new clan of people have been found that can grow their fingernails at will.

Nation of Fortune snipers are trained from when they can walk, and can shoot any target within a mile and a half range.

ooc: think of more later, this is interesting though

OOC: YAY!!! Growing fingernails at will. What a power!

OOC: YAY!!! Growing fingernails at will. What a power!
OOC: thought you might enjoy that

hehehe yeah

We also like blowing stuff up.

People who live near large bodies of water usually have a strange telepathic coneection with our Lochs (Loch Ness monsters). Maybe that'll work.

Holy Republic of Hawdawg Official Travel Advisory
Advisory for Calhoun Township, Rangoon Region

The small switchpost community of Calhoun has some interesting inhabitants. Most of the townfolk that were raised in Calhoun have a third eye and a yak beard. Experts argue whether the large overhead powerlines from the Nuclear Reactor nearby have caused this phenomenon or if it is simply the years of inbreeding amongst the towns population that has caused this freakish exhibit. Some think a secret crossbreeding program between humans and yaks went horribly wrong. Only time will tell the true answer to this mystery. Most of the townspeople that do leave Calhoun end up as Carnies traveling the Nation working amusement park rides. A few "special people" have made it as palm readers and telepathic seers, but these are the exception to the rule. If you ever visit what ever you do, don't pull someones yak beard this is the greatest insult and will result in a quick trampling.

End of Announcement


Have you Hawdawged today? Well then its been too long........

Well that is quite interesting. I will have to study these people closely.

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

OOC: Hawdawg guess what part of Camel Eaters Linfield is from. The West! He can secrete poison!

OOC: Well I hope the king doesn't "accidentally" inject Jenevee with poison. LOL

bump and now I know one of your puppets.

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Generians are known for their extremely prehensile toes and rapidly growing hair, usually worn long.

Generia is also home to the reclusive cult of "people who hate cream cheese on bagels." The government has often persecuted this particular cult, as Emperor Antonius is an avowed fan of the cream cheese bagel.

Extremely interesting. We must collect more data though.

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

Otagians are required to have a nano-processor implanted in their spine that acts as a transmitter to the Regional Controller AI QUETZAL. Thus, the entire nation of Otagia acts as a mainframe for QUETZAL, suplemented by space stations and server farms.

Also, a new species of animal now known as the "Turdawg" has been discovered and has proved to be rather... affectionate...

What level of affectionate? Otherwise that is pretty good using your populace as a giant server.

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

Well, th people of the dusty corners have an extension called the close range armament or C.R.A that we enjoy waving around for no reason but to look like absolute jackasses. We also enjoy boring the crap out of people with our inbred need to explain that though our country is called the four dusty corners it actually has five. FIVE! Why are we called the four dusty corners???????????????? WE HAVE 5 CORNERS. IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!! NOTHING IN OUR COUNTRY MAKES ANY SENSE. AND WHY ARE OUR CORNERS SUPPOSEDLY DUSTY? CAN'T WE DUST THEM OR SOMETHING?!?!?! Now you are thoroughly bored we have another ability the ability to ramble on and on and on and on about something completely unimportant. That and we have the common sense of several frogs in a french resturant. What have we learned from all this? .......... um ............... Stay in school?

OOC: Thanks Matthew I needed that. I remember the CRA. So what happened to the british guy that kept saying sir?

What level of affectionate? Otherwise that is pretty good using your populace as a giant server.

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

Very affectionate. A :fluffle: level of affection. A Slaaneshi level of affection. Satisfied?

Thanks for the complement about our server system. It keeps us online even under the worst conditions.

QUETZAL
Otagia

Can we get some of those? Sometimes the scientists get lonley.

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

Well we piss out of our noses. Cool huh? Just don't sneeze at a political gathering.................

WE put the british guy to death. HE KEPT CALLING PEOPLE, SIR!!!!!!!
Wecould never figure out who 루 루 루 he was talking to!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Dramatic reinactment:


:p+sir= :mad: :mad:

:p = :eek: because of :gundge:
:( :mp5:
:D :D The world rejoices

Can we get some of those? Sometimes the scientists get lonley.

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

Trust me, you don't want one. They have excessive (not to mention slightly toxic) erm... excretions...

They gummed up the doors and engines of the research vessel that discovered them...

Well we can't any why we wanted the horny critters!

"Our society is made up of two different races of sentient reptiles. Different enough for you?"

Captain Grak
Commander of 0micronis Military Colony, 0micronis Island, Pacific Ocean

Well we can't any why we wanted the horny critters!
Pardon? Was that post in English?

Translation: Aw we wanted the hory critters!

We are all perfectly normal, due to our pratice of putting anybody showing the slightest significant sign of being diffent to death at birth, or when their strangeness is noticed. To maintain a viable population, the maximum absolute allowable abnormality is in the region bounded by

1: Excessisve allitteration in posts
2: Pineapple on pizza
3: Trusting in Microsoft

I can't wait to study the inbreeding that will come of this practice. Thank you!

Pr. Herk Aumagaug

We're arboreal squid people. Does that count?

Twullkhai Ong

Yes, yes it does not. These are for humans. Though I will be studying you soon.

Pr. Dart'l Aumagaug.

My brother went missing.

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The people of Krioval are typically enhanced with slight physical, mental, or psychic powers after being confirmed in the ancient faith of the Eleven Gods. Collectively, this power was once used to magnify a passing tropical storm into a deadly hurricane that prevented an enemy from seizing Krioval (circa 1540). More recently, and individually, the current leader of Krioval, Raijin Dekker, used his limited telekinesis to assist in ripping out the still-beating heart of the traitorous High Priest on the eve of his ascension. Raijin swears that the government of Krioval is far less barbaric than that day, six years ago.

The people of The Lightning Star are very different than the rest of you because we are the mastah race. We listen to the techno and play EvE-online, so we are t3h ownz0rz.

That is all.

Oh, we also like the mooses....

Mmm. Good! Let us continue.

Pr. Dart'l Aumagaug