NationStates Jolt Archive

I am sick of all these storefronts and browsing. I am offering space in MassPwnage for all sorts of goods to be sold and bought. For FREE.

Basically, I'm offering up space in my nation as a place where goods and ideas can be freely exchanged. Maybe like a forum, bazaar or agora of old.

Greetings MassPnwage,

My associates and I at Caldera Car Company wish to use 5,000 acres of your land for our new foreign production center. This factory would hire and pay citizens of your country, along with giving the public to purchase brand new automobiles.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Bob Halzenberg
CEO of Caldera Motor Company
San Lucia

Of course if you can do the following:

A) Meet environmental emissions standards both your cars and factory. (Extremely strict, i suggest learning about electric cars, hydrogen powered cars, fusion powered cars (talk to my scientists) etc.)

B) Personal income is illegal in my nation. My citizens may work in your factories. In exchange, you will pay to the government their intended salaries. Also, the government will from time to time order vehicles from your factories and pay amply for them. My people don't require as much pay as capitalist workers do though and unionization=a visit by my internal security division.

C) Do not hunt the Animal, the national animal. Nor drive it too far out of its habitat.

D) *secret* If you can provide me access to oh... newly born, healthy children for use in my military slave program. I will lend you intelligence advisors (The Hidden Eye) for use against your competitors. *secret*

*bump*

*bump again* AARGGH!
Oh well, I might just ask for a storefront there. http://s4.invisionfree.com/The_NC_Forum/index.php?act=idx
It seems to be a good place to be.